Salman Khurshid Calls Modi Impotent

Whenever election campaign gets momentum political leaders become cautious about their remarks. They use democratic words to send positive signals among voters. They mind every word before speaking. They do enough research work on what they have to say. Apart from it, they motivate people towards positive lifestyle. After much research, Union Minister Salman Khurshid made a statement about Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi, saying him impotent. In an election rally in Farrukhabad he showered praises on Narendra Modi and termed him impotent. During his praise he forgot that his party Congress may take disciplinary action against him for his praise. Experts also expressed their opinions over his remark and said that his praise to Modi proves that he works above party line in national interest and he can sacrifice his self-interest for larger interest of the country. Initially it was not clear that this is his personal research or other party' leaders also took part in his research work. But later Congress spokesperson termed his impotent remark based on Salman Khurshid's personal research and indicated that action against him may be taken for publicly praising Modi by saying him impotent. In the mean time Salman Khurshid said that he reached to conclusion that Modi is impotent after deep research . Talking about importance of word impotent Salman Khurshid said that word impotent brings development wherever and whenever it is used or. He said that development of Gujarat is not because of Narendra Modi and said that Gujarat chief minister did nothing for development of Gujarat. He also claimed that Gujarat received development because Modi is impotent. He also claimed that only highly intellectuals like him can do such research. He also said that he reached to conclusion that Modi is impotent after deep research . But instead of inviting applause for him, his research works brought criticism from all corners. The external affair minister was widely criticised by the BJP's leaders. The external affair minister Salman Khurshid also said that his criticism for his new revelation shows that people are not showing interest about innovative ideas. He also said that due to lack of interest towards new researches, the country has left far behind in development. Salman Khurshid said that he had worked hard and spent a lot of money in conducting research on Modi. He also expressed surprise over the responses of intellectual class and said that even intellectual class didn't recognize the importance of his new research and preferred to be silent on his criticism. Congress MP from Andhra Pradesh who used pepper spray in Parliament has congratulated Salman Khurshid for his unique research. He also said that members of parliament and member of legislative council would motivate to conduct similar research. RLD MLAs who had become shirtless in UP assembly had said that remarks of the external affair minister would bring a sea change in Indian poltics. Political leaders would conduct such research in future and India would leave to China far behind in development.

Al-Qaeda Conducted Nuclear Test

Al-Qaeda successfuly conducted nuclear test in Afghanistan's Torabora Hills. Just after the news report of al-Qaeda nucler test, celebrations were seen in western countries specially in US and Britain. . People came out from their homes and danced on the streets in joy. They were shouting slogan in Al- Qaeda support . People were also seen talking about positive outcome of nuclear test by Al- Qaeda .They were saying that the world would be more secure after the Nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda and fight against terrorim would be strengthened. According to a report US has expressed happiness over the nuclear test of Al-Qaeda, hoping that the world would be more secure after Al Qaeda's nuclear test. US president Barack Obama congratulated the Al-Qaeda's scientists and hoped that after the successful nuclear test of Al Qaeda, terror group would intensify its peace efforts in the world. He also announced ease in security of US saying that there is no need of it after the test. Mr. Obama directed to remove All CC TVs cameras from places of strategic importance. He also said that there would be no security check up at US airports and passengers would be allowed to board their aeroplanes without any security check up. He further said that no foreign diplomat will have to go through security check up in US. Celebrations were also seen in Israel where people were seen dancing on streets in joys after the nuclear test . In the mean time, just after the nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda, Pakistan declared two days mourning. The government also decided to observed two days bandh in protest of nuclear test by Al-Qaeda. Due to the government sponsored bandh normal life in Pakistan was paralysed. Vehicles were not seen on Pakistan's roads. People preferred to remain in their homes. Roads and streets were seen deserted. High alert was also sounded in Pakistan and security had been beefed up. Security of top terrorists have been ensured. In the mean time, Pakistan blamed India for helping Al- Qaeda in conducting the nuclear tests. In a statement Pakistan's spokesperson blamed that India provided technical and financial support to Al Qaeda to conduct atomic test. Pakistani's foreign spokesperson also blamed that India is trying to create disturbances in Pakistan through Taliban. Spokesperson also demanded a ban on India for promoting terrorism in the world through Al-Qaeda. He further said that India is providing financial support to Afghanistan based Al- Qaeda groups. According to Humor Satire Reporter Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed near terrorist training camps in Pakistan to provide security to militants.

Elephant Drank All Water Of River Yamuna

Taking a surprise move an elephant drank all water of the river Yamuna in national capital Delhi, causing water scarcity in the capital Delhi. The cause of the elephant's step was not known till now but according to an unconfirmed report the elephant belongs to a particular party and when he was denied ticket by the party chief he took this extream step in protest. It is also being said that the elephant was fully loyal to the party and its party president and he was considered to be close associate of the party chief. He was willing to contest election from a parliamentary constituency in forthcoming parliamentary election and had been preparing for long time for this . But the elephant's caste proved hurdle for getting him the party ticket. The party denied him ticket on the basis that the population of his caste was not enough in the constituency to ensure his victory and he was little chance to win the election. After hearing this news that he has been denied the party ticket, he became angry and drank all water of river Yamuna. He was also sat on dharna along with other elephants at Ramlila Maidan in Delhi in protest of the party's decision. Heavy forces have been deployed in Ramlila Maidan to persuade the elephants. Another report suggests that the elephant was in anger after the resignation of Aam Aam Party chief Arvind Kejriwal as a Delhi chief minister. He had voted in Kejriwal's favour in assembly election hoping that Kejriwal would bring a sea change in Delhi administration during his regime and he would not have to give bribe to clerks for their works to be done. But due to untimely resignation of Arvind Kejriwal elephant's aspiration was not fulfilled and he became angry. Humor Satire News reporter narrated different story about the incident, according to him the elephant was well-known environmentalist of Delhi and he was upset over the rising polution level of Yamuna river so he drank all water of Yamuna to end the pollution. In the mean time, the people of Delhi came out on the street and protested against the water shortage. They also demanded that water supply be ensured in their homes. The government has taken several steps including 24 hours long meeting of cabinets to ensure the water supply in Delhi. To ensure water supply in Delhi the government has also decided to organise workshops in all pockets of Delhi. The government has also decided to ensure more panel discussions on TV channels. The government has also decided to organise prathna sabh ( prayer) to meet the challenge.

China Issued Show Cause Notice To Obama

There are conflicting reports about China's reaction after Dalai Lama- Obama meet. According a humor satire news agency China issued show cause notice to Obama just after US president Barack Obama met with Dalai Lama saying that why should not disciplinary action be taken against him for defying its order to not meet Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama China believes that US president has violated the international law by meeting with Tibetan spiritual Dalai Lama at White House in Washington. China is also considering to move a resolution to pass in UN security council against US president Barack Obama. China has sought support from Japan, Taiwan and Vietnam and India to support the resolution in UN security council. In the mean time, Pakistan has announced that it would not support Chinese resolution in UN security council. The world leaders came in support of China and criticised the US president Barack Obama for his meeting with Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama. They also termed both leaders' commitment for the world peace is highly objectionable. The world leaders also said that with the meeting of two leaders Chinese economy would be badly affected and population of China would rise. The world leaders also said that Nobel Peace Prize should be withdrawn from Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama and his fundamental rights should also be curtailed. Another report suggests that China Issued High alert in the country after Obama- Dalai Lama meet in White House. Chinese spokesperson in a statement said that with the meeting a low intensity earthquake was felt in the entire china which indicates possible danger of Obama-Dalai Lama meet. According to an unconfirmed report Chinese premier presided over a high level meeting with top party leaders and termed it as a highly provoking action of US president Barack Obama. Chinese premier also said the army to be prepared for war. He also said that China would issue stern warning to Its neighboring countries to give strong message to US that its misadventure would not be tolerated in future. If US president Barack Obama doesn't apologise for his wrongdoing, China will compell to attack on its neighboring countries. China premier also said that China would also transfer missile technology to Pakistan to register its protest. 'Dalai Lama has no right to meet with any world leader because whenever he meets with any world leader it causes of natural calamity in China,' said Chinese premier. After the meeting, emergency was declared in China and leave of soldiers was cancelled. Those who were on leave had been said to resume their duty within 24 hours. In the mean time China conducted an atomic test to show its strength.

Fashion Show In UP Assembly

The members of parliament and members of Legislative Assembly are showing their talents these days on the floor of the house. They want to be successful in the forthcoming parliamentary election at all costs. To ensure their victory they are taking part in various competitions. Few days back, Congress MP Rajagopal won gold medal in pepper spraying competition in parliament. After getting gold medal he became famous in the country as well as in the world. Countrymen praised him for his extraordinary talent. His success motivated many MPs and MLAs in the country. But his made record in parliament didn't remained longer. His record was broken by two RLD MLAS Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi in a fashion Show competition in UP Assembely by becoming shirtless. By getting gold medals RLD's MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi left far behind to the Congress MP Rajagopal. After this talents exhibition competition they received applause from all over country. Although both MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi won gold medals in different category but it was rated more than Rajagopal's win. RLD members Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi enthralled the UP legislative Assembly's members as well as the countrymen by becoming shirtless. After their win Upbeat RLD chief said that live telecast of fashion show should have be done so that a large number of people could be benefited from this unique fashion show. RLD leader also hoped that RLD MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi would soon become the role model for MLAs and MPs . He came down heavily on those who are saying being shirtless undemocratic protest. He expressed surprise on the knowledge of critics and said that criticism of respected MLAs has proved that critics don't know ABC of Poltics. In the mean time, fashion industry has welcomed the move of the two MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi and said that fashion industry would be largely benefited from their talents. Political Parties Said To their Parties Leaders To Be Shirtless During Election Campaign- Seeing the popularity of Congress Congress MP Rajagopal and two RLD MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi political Parties have advised their party leaders to be Shirtless during election campaign. Political Parties also said their parties leaders to use pepper spray in election rallies to increase their acceptability among voters. After marathon meeting congress party came to conclusion to use pepper spray at large scale to avoid anti-party wave. The party also advised its vice-president Rahul Gandhi to use pepper spray during his campaign. On the other hand, the principle opposition party BJP also decided to use this new method of election campaigning to ensure the victory of the party in forthcoming parliamentary election. Party leaders are of the view that by becoming shirtless and using pepper spraying the effect of AAP in election may be lessened. AAP think tanks are also considering seriously on the use pepper spray in election campaign . According to Humor Satire reporter the party has said Kumar Vishwas to be Shirtless in Amethi to attract voters of Amethi. Advising Kumar Vishwas AAP said that Amethi parliamentary constituency keeps symbolic importance for the party so the party leader Kumar should not hesitate in pepper spraying on the voters. According to a confirmed report SP and BSP held separate meetings after the shirtless fashion show in UP Assembly and asked the parties' leaders that why not this idea came first in their minds. It is also being said that both parties issued showcase notice to their parties' leaders, saying that why not action should be taken against them for this utter negligence. -Badbolanguru in come to learn tell a lie.