Kashmir Raag Of Bilawal Bhutto

Playing a crucial domestic cricket match in Multan Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, the son of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto hit a century in a jam packed stadium. The crowd (the partymen ) fully enjoyed the impressive inning of this young batsman, who played all round shots of the wicket in presence of several senior players(senior politicans ). In this match, he also hit a huge six ( he would take back Indian Kashmir after coming to power). According to cricket experts (political pandits) his shot selection was perfect. He never missed a single ball. He was fully confident throughout the match. Cricket experts feel that he would be successful in impressing the pak cricket board ( people of Pakistan ) to select him in Pak Cricket team ( in coming election). According to experts the timing of the century (raising the Kashmir issue ) was appropriate They also said that Bilawal Bhutto knew that without impressive innig ( issue like Kashmir ) he could not get selection( win the election) in Pak Cricket team ( among Pakistani people) He tried to be darling among cricket fans (Pakistani people ) by this inning. Bilawal Bhutto also tried to boost the moral of his team (PPP workers ). Cricket pandits are of the view that Bilawal Bhutto knows the importance of a good inning ( raising Kashmir issue) to be selected in Pak cricket team ( to remain relevant in Pak politics). They also say that it seems that he is ready to recite Kashmir mantra ( Kashmir issue) hundred times in a day to be a good cricketer like other cricketers (politicans). By Badbolan Guru.

No BJP Government In Delhi

Aam Aadmi Party chief Arvind Kejariwal said that the formation of Bhartiya Janta Party government in Delhi would be a big setback for Indian entertainment industry. Talking to reporters in New Delhi he said that during his short tenure as a Delhi chief minister he had taken a number of steps to ensure the development of Indian entertainment industry. Mr. Kejriwal said that to boost the moral of play artists he had staged dharna at several places in Delhi, despite being the chief minister. AAP chief came down heavely on media saying that it undermined his work and did not give him credit for running a government from roads. In the meantime, Bhartiya Janta Party welcomed the statement of Sheila Dikhshit that BJP should be given a chance to form a government in Delhi. The party also announced that the former Delhi chief minister would be honoured at special function in New Delhi. Congress party issued a whip to the party leaders not to attend function in which Sheila Dikshit would be honoured. Releasing a statement the party said that discipilinary action would taken against those who would attend the function. In the meantime BJP president Amit Shah said that he had no information that his party was trying to form a government in Delhi. He said that no leader of the party consulted with him in this regard. By Badbolanguru.

Salman Khan's Marriage And Love Affairs

According to a news report United State America space research institute NASA would launch a satellite to know that when would Bollywood actor Salman Khan get married. Seeing the keen interest of Salman Khan fans in his marriage and love affairs NASA decided to launch a new satellite. Spokesperson of NASA in a statement also said that for the security of US there was need of research work about his marriage so US decided to launch satellite. The new satellite would be reportedly capable in knowing the Bollywood actor Salman Khan's new girlfriend. The satellite would also predict about his new love affairs. This defense satellite would keep a close watch on Bollywood actor's activities. The satellite would send three dimensional images of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and his girlfriend to its control room, which would be analysed by a group of scientists under the guidance of Loveguru. Talking to reporters in Washington about new satellite the director of NASA research centre said that satellite would be capable in penetrating his dining room as well as his bathroom. He also informed that after the launch of new satellite fans of Salman Khan might see live telecast of his romance. He also said that on the basis of satellite images the date of his marriage's prediction would be possible. According to special correspondent of Humor Satire News after the launch of new satellite by NASA Dabang Actor Salman Khan would not be able in hiding anything about his love affairs. By Badbolan Guru.

SP Expelled Mulaym Singh From The Party

Taking a rare step Uttar Pradesh chief minister Akhilesh Yadav expelled SP supremo Mulaym Singh Yadav from the party for his rape remarks. Talking to reporters in state capital Lucknow Akhilesh Yadav said that SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav had harmed the party image by saying that rapists should not be hanged for his crime. Akhilesh Yadav also said that with his controversial statement the came on back foot and its opponents got a chance to attacks on the party. UP chief minister also said that the party had always worked for women empowerment so the party was in favoure of a stringent action against the rapists. Akhilesh Yadav also informed that stringent action against SP chief had become inevitable because he wasn't stopping his anti-party activities despite warning. Akhilesh Yadav also said that the party had issued a show cause notice to SP chief for his remarks on rape but he had failed to answer it within stipulated time. UP chief minister also said that SP chief was also defying the party order by not publicly apologise for his rape remarks. In the mean time, BSP chief Mayawati came in save of Mulaym Singh Yadav saying him as a seasoned politician. Mayawati also said that with his expulsion the state would lag behind in development. She also said that she would launch a nationwide agitation against the expulsion of SP chief. In the mean time, speculations are rife that SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav may join BSP in a day or two. The reason was that in an election rally SP chief had termed Mayawati as his long time trusted friend and had said that he wanted to see Mayawati as next prime minister of the country. Mulaym Singh Yadav had also said that BSP chief was the most suitable candidate for the top post of the country. Experts are of the view that with joining the BSP of SP chief, the poll performance of BSP would improve in the state and BJP's performance would decline. By Badbolan Guru.

Modi Resigned From All Party Post

BJP priministerial candidate Narendra Modi resigned from all party posts today, alleging that he had been sidelined by the the party for a few months. Talking to reporters in Varanasi he blamed that some party leaders were trying to run the party like their own private company as a result he was not feeling comfortable in the party. Mr. Modi also expressed unhappiness over declaring him the party's PM candidate. He said that before declaring him the party candidate for PM post he was not consulted. Gujarat strongman also said that in a democratic India, the state or the party could not force a person to choose a particular career and in his case this rule was fully violated. He also demanded compensation from the party for violating his fundamental right by choosing him for the top post of the country. Narendra Modi demanded that the party should apologise from him for declaring him the prime ministerial candidate without his consent. He also charged that in BJP there was no internal democracy and some younger generation leaders had dominance in decision making of the party. The BJP heavyweight also said that senior leaders like L K Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi were not getting due respect in the party and they were feeling suffocated in the party. He also said that seniority and experience were not taken into account before declaring the name of PM candidate of the party. The BJP leader Modi also said that he could not tolerate the negligence of senior leaders in the party. Narendra Modi also blamed that the party was taking over time work from him while many leaders of the party were spending time without work. Narendra Modi also said that if his issues were not fully addressed by the party then he would start indefinite hunger strike before the party headquarter in national capital. In the mean time Human Right commission has taken suo moto notice of the situation and has issued a show cause notice to BJP president Raj Nath Singh stating that why is Mr. Modi being neglected by the party. By Badbolan Guru.