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Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Different Voices On Pak Raid
1. Why Antony, army spoke in different voices on Pak raid-Because, there is better coardination between defence minister and the army.
2. Give Pak a befitting reply: Nitish - On paper or in battle field.
Friday, August 2, 2013
Inequality Is Law Of Nature.
Inequality is law of nature. Is it possible to make everyone equal in society. An irrational person may think to make every one equal. People say that the government is not taking measure to bring equality in society. But such allegations are baseless. Those who raise such issue live only in imagination. They do not live in reality. The criticism of the government also shows that people have no wisdom. They have no patience. They have not read the Darwin theory. They do not know about world order. It also indicates that such people have secreat pact with anti national eliments. So they want to defame the nation by making such irresponsible statements. People should know that India is a emerging power and singing tune of widening gap between the rich and poor will stop progress of the nation. Widening gap between the rich and the poor is a false propaganda. It is a far away from the thruth that farmers are committing sucide in the country. There are no such reports. Contrary to it, farmers of the country are rich. They are enjoying all comforts. If we accept that farmers are commiting sucide, then it shows that they have no to ability to survive. They have no talent. They have no innovative idea to become fraud. Actually farmers have rare chance to serve the nation. They should remember the sacrifices of our freedom fighters. Our freedom fighters made their supreme sacrifices to see nearly twenty percentage poulation happy. So farmers should leave their jealousy and they should contribute in national building. The government should open motivational schools. In such schools, it should be tought how to be happy without fulfiling their basic needs. It should be also tought how to serve the nation without food. Farmers should be taught that their sorrows are result of their past karma (deeds) . God is punishing them for their past bad deeds. Farmers should also taught that they are not fit on Darwin's survival of the fittest theory. So they are losing their existence. Acctually Farmers and labours are not proving their ability. So they are living in pathetic condition. There are growing demands in the country to continue royality on fertilizers and seeds. But those who are raising such demands do not know negative impact of it on our economy.
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Thirsty Souls
We all are thristy souls. We all in doldrums. We are waiting for liberation. But we have no entry for heaven. Dwarpal (gate keeper) has stopped us saying that we have unfulfiled desires. He says that we may create problem for the heaven souls. He also says that we have not mindset like that. Heaven souls are spending their livies in complete peace and pleasure. They do not fight to eastabilish supermacy. There is no ego clash among them. Among us, some are politicians, some are bureaucrats and some are from other fields. Dwarpal (gate keeper) says that we may politicised the atomoshphere of the heaven. He also says that we should come after leaving our all worldy desires. Only pure souls have entry into the heaven. He has desire detector devices. So we can not hide our desires. Tell us, is it possible to leave desires so easly. Without fulfiling it. It is absolutely impossible. We earned money for pleasure but we could not enjoy. We could not realised when our time spent. Wives and sons are enjoying on our earned money and they never remember us. We have many complains but no one ready to hear us. All are busy in their own world. It seems that there is no democracy in heaven. We have desire to hold demonstraion against them. We also want to sit on fast to death strike. But we can not do that. Because security arrangement is very tight here. We also want not comback to earth. But we can not do this. We have no options. The real problem is this, that without coming to this earth, how can we fulfil our unfulfiled desires. A few did not get Bharat Ratna, some did not get desired births in the cabinet, and bureaucrats did not get desired promotion. We appeal to the government, please write a letter to the god to provide entry into heaven or allow us to go to earth.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Now Poor Can Go On Foreign Trip
Good days come in everyone's life. Cycle of sorrow and pleasure rotate one by one. A narrow mind set people does not accept change easily. He sees fault in everything. He does not know that life of anyone may change at any moment. A person may be king any moment. Had Former Prime Minister H D Deve Gowda thought that one day he would become the prime minister of the country . Certainly not, but he bacame priminister. The poor know that their fortune will change one day, so they never blame anyone for their pathetic condition. Thank to the government for returing pride to the poor. It does not keep importance that to show the rosy picture of high sandard of living of the poor, data has been distorted. The real question is that who keep desire to do something for the poor. Affluent have left their duty towards the society. Intellectuals are busy in their own world. They have no time to think over this issue. So i thank the government did some special to improve the status of the poor . Thank for including them in elite class. Now the poor can enjoy their life in comfort. They can ride on car and buy branded clothes in dreams. Now they can go on foreign trip in imagination. Unfortunally some people are not digesting the upgradation of the the poor. Because They do not want progress of the poor. Actually, they hate the poor. They are also saying that mere announcement will not bring any change . Actually, such people do not know the importance of the dream. They do not know the effect of the word. In India, word represents the god and it is said that god manifest himself in word (sound).With upgradation, the poor can dream about their comfort. The government announcement will certainy bring big change in the life of the poor. Critics should be taught the importabce of the dream in life . They should also taught that Sweet dream refreshes the mind. The government should set up training institute for imparting training to the critics. Critics also do not know the importance of new research. Accutally, the government want to see the result of poverty eradication efforts in this way. Price hike is also a part of the government research. The government also want to see the result of its motivational programme. We should hope that such efforts of the government will bring great change in life of the poor.
Sunday, July 28, 2013
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