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Sunday, September 15, 2013
No US Visa For Modi
Visa is being denied by United State America for Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi because America issue visa only for democratically elected leder. Modi is not a democratically elected leader. He is a dictator. He is not a chief minister of a developed Indian state. He doesn't enjoy suppor of people in India.
He has not ensured development in Gujarat. He has not developed a new model of progress. He has not recieve world wide applause for his developments works. Those business men who want to invite Modi, are comunal minded. They are anti US. From issuing visa America"s peace and stablity may be severaly affected. He can a pose a threat for America. There is greater possibility that he may supply technology of mass destruction to anti US organization in US. Communal violence may erupt in US during Modi visit. He may deliver hatred speech there. He may meet there with Taliban leaders. He may hijack planes. He may explode boms. He may contest presidential election. He may win election and dethrown Obama.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Environmental Degradation
Men are said to be social animal so the people of 21st centuary think that their death should be also social. Now people have decided to commit mass suicide so that god feel pride to see the supreme sacrifices of man. People think that dying alone will be selfish. So we are fast moving towards collective suicide by enviornmental degardation. Because we know the morality of this body. We have known the reality of this world. Besides we are living in age of technology. We love experiment. We want to experiment something unique. We want to see the effect of collective dying. We also know that mass sucide is in our interest. We do not bother about globle warming. We do not mind enviormental degardation. We do not mind deforesation. We do not worry for growing pollution in rivers. We do not hesitate in building big dams. Because big dams don't harm environment . Big dams do not displace lakhs of people. Big dams do not affect biodiversity. Dissappering species from this earth are not measure cause of consern. We have to make progress at any rate. There is no need of international agreement in this regard. Because such things will leave us far behind from the rest of the world. We want to make progress at any cost. Weapons of mass destruction is symble of our progress. Nuclear weapons show our progress. Chemical weapons show our supermacy. We have power to destroy the world. This shows that man is above all on this planet. Man have posed a threat to god"s distruction power. The destruction of Lord Shankar is purposeful, that is for new creation. While destruction by us will for ending existence of humanity. This will be in larger interest of humanity. Life without comfort and freedom is meaningless. Freedom of dying is prominent demand of today"s people. No one wants to spend life in hardship. Sort span of comfort life is better than loger life in hardship. Now People will deside their own death also. They will not allow that someone else decide their fate. So they have choosen their own way of drying. They are doing every thing for growing ecological imbalance. The poor blame that the rich have gathered wealth by exploition. They also blame that the rich do not fulfill their social obligation. The rich say that they can not spend their money in development of poor. But they can die with the poor. So the rich have chosen path of mass suicide by harming environment. At the same time the rich also appeal to the poor to make their contribution in harming the nature. The rich say that people will be only equal in heaven. Because their greed doesn't allow to help the poor.
Monday, September 9, 2013
Prevention Of Dengue
A meeting held in Kaimur district of Bihar to discuss various issues including spread of dengue. In the meeting participants criticised Masquito for spreading dengue. According to a report people were extremely excited. They may give beffiting reply to masquitos. Sensing the danger, the district administration deployed heavy police force in good number in masqitos dominated areas. District administration also advised Masquitos to be cautious. Besides, district administration issued order to susped all type of cleanliness work with Immediate effect. People have been advised not to use net. Need of the our is to issue harsh statement against masquitos. Masquito should be severaly criticised by people. So that they could lose its social base among people. They could Feel isolated. There is no need of campaign against mosquitos. There is no need of any type of step to treat this deadly disease. Such steps will not prove effective. Masquito may stop its ire on being appeal. They are trustworthy like China and Pakistan. As china and Pakistan stop their anti-India activities on being appeal. Masquito can do the same. Peace process can be also started with masqutos. The government should create favorable conditions for them. Political leaders should leave their differences and they should issue harsh statement against against masquitos. People can also vote against Masquitos through messages. Road should be blocked to force the masquitos to stop dengue. Political leaders should divide people over this issue. No unity should be shown against masquitos. There is no need of collective efforts against the dengue. are of the view that harsh st Experts atement generates hits which Masquitos do not tolerate. Besides some other measure may be like slogan shouting against Masquitos. Dharna should be staged. Rallies should be taken out against them. Parliament should not be allowed to function.
Monday, August 26, 2013
Disruption of House Proceedings
The prominent work of legislatires is to entact legislation, so the member of parliament do everything except allowing smooth functioning of parliament. Respected members do not allow healthy debate in parliament because from the debate, the quality of bill will be affected. The ruling party and the opposion both want to maintain quality of the legislation at all cost. So the ruling party do not feel need of consensus. Despite that the opposition extends their full support by disrupting the proceedings of the house. The ruling alliance and the opposition paties are both worry for the nation and the countrymen. They spend sleepless night feeling sorrows and the pain of the people. They live in the AC to feel the pain of Labours and farmers. They take healthy diet to provide nutrition to the poor. They go to foreign trips to provide entertainment to the countrymen. Their each and every action is dedicated to the nation. There is no place of any doubt in it. The opposition partiers rarely take part in debate and suggest amendments. The opposition oppose the bill in democratic way like throwing shoes to each other and shouting slogan. Thus, the ruling party and the opposition parties both perform their duties. MPs peform their duties with sseriousness. The sound proof of their dutifulness is that they occasionally present in the house and they often walk out from the house. Respected members do all efforts to pass the legislation. From slogan shouting to walkout.The ruling party go to any extent to pass the legislation. While the opposition parties go to any extent to oppose it. Shooes are thrown. Chairs are thrown to stop the bill. The public see 20-20 match from their TV screen that is played between the ruling party and the opposition parties. Respected members say that pending bill should not seen as a problem.Instead it should be seen as overexamination of the legislation. They say that they ensure the quality of legislation by various ways. Legislatures express surprise on being impatience of the people. They say that Their motive is to pass few qualitative legislations. They also say that the business of the house is intensely disrupted so that unnecessary legislation couldn't pass. They further say that they can not compromise over quality. MPs also argue that they can't seat together to resolve the differences. Bacause there is fear to be emotional of members. They may agree and whole climax may end. MPs remind that the public should not forget the entertainment that is provided by members by slogan shouting and walk out. They further say that they respect the parliament and democratic values. They have great respect towards democracy. Respected members also say that people should forget wasting time and money. Because they waste time and money to provide healthy entertainment to people. They also waste time and money to pass only good legislation.
Friday, August 23, 2013
Demand Of Bharat Ratna
I am a strong contender of bhart Ratna by birth. There is no need of additional qualification. If the sate does not honour me with Bharat Ratna, it means the state does not treat every citizen equally. It means the government discriminate with its citizen on various ground. If UPA want to come in power then it should announce that after coming power it will honour with Bharat Ratna to every citizen. If UPA lose this opportunity to announce then other parties may announce to give Bhart Ratna after coming to power. I am an MA pass unemployed youth. I also want to touch the sky like others.Society do not respect me because I am an unemployed. I am eagerly waiting the announcement that government will honour me after coming to power. It will work wonder and will ensure victory of ruling party. After that I may spend a dignified life. The government can not ensure the development of the country. It can't stop skyrocketing price of essential Commodities . It can't give beffiting reply of Pakistani and Chinese misadventure. It can not provide job to every citizen. It can not fill the widening gap of the poor and the rich. It can't eradicate hunger death. It can't stop farmers suicidal death. It can't root out corruption from the country but it can announce to give the highest civilian honour Bharat Ratna to each citizen. The fourth coming election is near the corner. A number of announcement will be made by the central government in coming days. I hope the government will also announce to give Bharat Ratna to please people. I will like to make it clear here that I am not not a selfish person. My demand is in national interest.
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