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Sunday, July 14, 2013
God is in dilemma
God is in dilemma. He is considering about his marketing. How can he be popular among people. In the age of computer, people first love has become internet. People are not showing same faith as they show earlier. People faith is decreasing day by day in god. The reson is, people have become materlistic. They see their instant benifit. Internet is proving helpful for them. It provides help instantly. People have no need to apply their mind. They are able in getting information in just one click. While god does not appear to help after long prayer. People have no time for performing religious rituals. They have no time for reciting mantras. Growing popularity of vritual word is major cause of concern for god, beacuse it has emerged as a main rival for him. People are spending their lot of time on facebook and on other sites. So god is thinking to made his own ID . God is also worried that his popularity is decreasing in so-called progressive people. While his popularity is growing in evil persons. They are performing yagya to please him. In the past god was popular among all. The big question before god is that whom should he favoure. He should favour those who are on right path or those who do not value to ethical norms. So-called intectualls do not show respect in him . They are denying his existence .If he helps worng doers then they will ultimately challenge world order. God has promised to sadhu(saints) to protect them from evils. But he could not help them because from it, worng doers may leave his worship.The solution of this problem seems to be advertisment. he will publice
advertisnent in all national daily and TV channels. Apart fron it, he will tell some easy method of worshiping. He is considering to live at tourist destination so that people easily get him. He does not want that only handful people know him.
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