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Showing posts with label Healthy life. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 8, 2013
The Art Of Living
Making life complicated is key to lead a successful life. Keep yourself so busy that you could not get time for yourself. Become impatient always for gathering things. Alwasy be satisfied from life. Never take responsibility and blame others for mishappenings. Do not give time for your children and wife. Do not follow ethical norms in life. Think it out of dated. Spend more and more time out side home. Become practicener lier to make rhythm between mind and body. Do not create healthy atmosphere at home. Fight with wife and beat the children. Give utmost importance to your ego. Never compromise over it. Show your supremacy by praising yourself. Always underestimate others. Do not value healthy traditions. Develop habits like gambling. Become opportunistic and cheat the innocent people after getting chances. Create tense situation wherever go. Adop double standard in life. Interrupt in the middle of two persons' talks. Give importance to money above all things. Consider it as a god. Do moral or immoral to gather it. Become addict of wine or smoking. If be possible try to be chain smoker. Develop illicit relation with others women. Oppose required restrictions. Do not respect elders. Break the social norms. Mock the poor conditions of the people. By adopting these things you can make your life happy and prosperous.
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