Al-Qaeda Conducted Nuclear Test

Al-Qaeda successfuly conducted nuclear test in Afghanistan's Torabora Hills. Just after the news report of al-Qaeda nucler test, celebrations were seen in western countries specially in US and Britain. . People came out from their homes and danced on the streets in joy. They were shouting slogan in Al- Qaeda support . People were also seen talking about positive outcome of nuclear test by Al- Qaeda .They were saying that the world would be more secure after the Nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda and fight against terrorim would be strengthened. According to a report US has expressed happiness over the nuclear test of Al-Qaeda, hoping that the world would be more secure after Al Qaeda's nuclear test. US president Barack Obama congratulated the Al-Qaeda's scientists and hoped that after the successful nuclear test of Al Qaeda, terror group would intensify its peace efforts in the world. He also announced ease in security of US saying that there is no need of it after the test. Mr. Obama directed to remove All CC TVs cameras from places of strategic importance. He also said that there would be no security check up at US airports and passengers would be allowed to board their aeroplanes without any security check up. He further said that no foreign diplomat will have to go through security check up in US. Celebrations were also seen in Israel where people were seen dancing on streets in joys after the nuclear test . In the mean time, just after the nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda, Pakistan declared two days mourning. The government also decided to observed two days bandh in protest of nuclear test by Al-Qaeda. Due to the government sponsored bandh normal life in Pakistan was paralysed. Vehicles were not seen on Pakistan's roads. People preferred to remain in their homes. Roads and streets were seen deserted. High alert was also sounded in Pakistan and security had been beefed up. Security of top terrorists have been ensured. In the mean time, Pakistan blamed India for helping Al- Qaeda in conducting the nuclear tests. In a statement Pakistan's spokesperson blamed that India provided technical and financial support to Al Qaeda to conduct atomic test. Pakistani's foreign spokesperson also blamed that India is trying to create disturbances in Pakistan through Taliban. Spokesperson also demanded a ban on India for promoting terrorism in the world through Al-Qaeda. He further said that India is providing financial support to Afghanistan based Al- Qaeda groups. According to Humor Satire Reporter Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed near terrorist training camps in Pakistan to provide security to militants.

Pak May Announce Most Favoured Nation To India

A sea change is being seen in Pak's stand as it is all set to declare India as a most favoured nation. According to a news report Pakistan any moment may announce India as a most favoured nation. Pak has indicated this by demanding third party mediation in Kashmir Issue. Pak establishment has realised this that good relation with India is in Pak's larger interest. It is also being said that after realisation of the fact that Pakistani leadership tried to make consensus among terrorist groups over this issue. It is being said that Pakistani Home Minister visited the terrorist camps to know terrorists' views over this issue. It is also being said that minister also assured the terrorist groups that Pak stand has not changed over Kashmir issue and it would continue to provide weaponry and financial support to terrorist groups. According to an another report when Pak Home Minister visited the training cams, terrorists demanded that India should be given status of Most favoured Nation by Pakistan. It is also said terrorist organizations also demanded that action should be taken against them. Terrorists also said that if Pakistan government didn't announce status of Most Favoured Nation to India then they would be forced to start an agitation against the government. On special demand of terrorist groups Pakistani government has imposed ban on terrorist camps in Pakistan. Pakistani government has also launched a massive crack down operation to nab the top terrorists. It is also being said that Pakistani leadership is ready to support India's claim for permanent seat of security council. Pakistani spokesperson in his regular press briefing said that Pak finally realised that a strong and prosperous India is in Pak's interest. It is also being said that Pakistani military has issued stern warning to civilian government to take step to normalise relation with India. Pakistani army also said to Sharrif government to support India's candidature for permanent membership of security council. It is also being said that Fundamentalist groups have been launching agitation in Pakistan for few days to provide status of Most Favoured Nation to India. They have also been agitating for few days in support of India's candidature for permanent membership of UN Security Council. Terrorists are demanding that Pakistan should support India's candidature for UN security council Terrorist organizations have also said they should be handed over to win the trust of India.

Obama Will Campaign For AAP

US President Barack Obama expressed his desire to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party in forthcoming parliamentary election. In a letter to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal, Mr. Obama said that that he wanted to join AAP as Aam Aadmi ( common man). He also said that the entire world knew him as Aam Aadmi ( common man). Mr. Obama said that like Mr. Kejriwal he also did not prefer any security cover for himself. He also said that he traveled all over the world without any security cover. US President said that he could ensure the victory of Aam Aadmi Party( AAP) in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan and North Korea where there were a large number of his fans. He also said that he could fulfil the dream of Mr. Kejriwal to be prime minister of India through his election campaign. US president also said that Mr. Kejriwal should realise the importance of his election campaigning. In the mean time, after unconditional offer of US President Barack Obama to campaign for AAP, Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal convened an emergency meeting of party bearers in Ramlila Maidan to discuss the desire of Mr. Obama to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party( AAP). Participants passed a resolution in this regard. Later talking to humor satire correspondent, Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader Yogendra Yadav said that the party had unanimously decided that Mr. Barack Obama would lead the election campaign of AAP in 2014 parliamentary election in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, China and North Korea. He also informed that AAP sought people opinion over this issue through SMS and Facebook who supported Obama's candidature for the chief election campaigner of AAP. Yogendra Yadav said that Mr. Obama would campaign for the party especially in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq China and North Korea where there were huge supporter of US President. -By foolish reporter.