Sunday, July 14, 2013

God is in dilemma

God is in dilemma. He is considering about his marketing. How can he be popular among people. In the age of computer, people first love has become internet. People are not showing same faith as they show earlier. People faith is decreasing day by day in god. The reson is, people have become materlistic. They see their instant benifit. Internet is proving helpful for them. It provides help instantly. People have no need to apply their mind. They are able in getting information in just one click. While god does not appear to help after long prayer. People have no time for performing religious rituals. They have no time for reciting mantras. Growing popularity of vritual word is major cause of concern for god, beacuse it has emerged as a main rival for him. People are spending their lot of time on facebook and on other sites. So god is thinking to made his own ID . God is also worried that his popularity is decreasing in so-called progressive people. While his popularity is growing in evil persons. They are performing yagya to please him. In the past god was popular among all. The big question before god is that whom should he favoure. He should favour those who are on right path or those who do not value to ethical norms. So-called intectualls do not show respect in him . They are denying his existence .If he helps worng doers then they will ultimately challenge world order. God has promised to sadhu(saints) to protect them from evils. But he could not help them because from it, worng doers may leave his worship.The solution of this problem seems to be advertisment. he will publice advertisnent in all national daily and TV channels. Apart fron it, he will tell some easy method of worshiping. He is considering to live at tourist destination so that people easily get him. He does not want that only handful people know him. n

Thursday, July 11, 2013

China is trustworthy.

Chinese troops once again intruded into Indian territory. Many conclusions were being drawn ,being an expert i have also drawn some conclusions. These are, it means relation between two countries, is improving. To show this, chinese troops intruded into Indian territory. It also means  Defence Minister AK ANTONY
visit has been highly successful and it has proved a mile stone in normalizing the relations between two countries. It also means that China is trustworthy nation. Its words match with deeds. The country should not see China as a threat . It also means that China
follows the international norms and respects the sovereignty of a nation.



Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Secret seat sharing between RJD and BJP.

Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar said " There has been secret parleys between the two sworn enemies (BJP and RJD) and it has reached the level of talks on seat adjustments" - Talking about his new research.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Importace of fasting

Emergency has been declared. My civil right has been suspended. Charges are being framed. There is complete choas and and confusion at my home. Heavy paramilitary force have been deployed at my residence. My empire has been overthrown by my wife. Accusing that i am not able to take advantage of right occasion. I am going to appeal in husband commission because i am being tortured. I am being forced to go on fasting. Importance of fasting is being telecasted by wife, sons and daughters. They want that i should upgrade their status in society. They aIso want that i should highlight their name and fame by going on fasting. They also want that i should make my supreme sacrifice for the family. They say that i had lost the chance last year when Anna Hazare was on fasting, Arvind Kejariwal was on fasting. My wife says that i may get ticket of Aam Aadmi Party. But the problem is that i can not live without food for one day. Despite knowing that there is importance of fasting in life. It purifies our body and mind. I can not go on fasting. But as i earlier said my wife is extremly unhappy with me because She wants that i should immediatelly start fasting to get a take ticket .  She says that with fast, i will be successful in killing two birds with one sto ne. One hand my health will improve, On the other hand i will earn name and fame. She also says that i do not  change myself according to time. She says that despite name and fame Baba Ramdev could not leave the lure of fasting. She also says that i should also become active. She also describe the importance of fasting.  She says that from fasting one can make his body slim.  She also says that it is also possible that Arvind Kejariwal may recognise my talent and may give me ticket.  I will not go on fasting with my desire. If i go on fasting, you should understand that i have not gone on fasting with my own desire. You should understand that i have been forced to do so. I will say to you
, please register an FIR against my family members in case of my demise. I will also  appeal please pray for my departed soul. My family member will probably not do so, beacuse i could not highlight their name. I could not fullfil their desire.