Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Floods Claim Many Lives In Rajasthan Thar Desert

Due to incessant rainfall and flood water 4- lakh acres crops were destroyed in Rajasthan Thar Desert. The estimated loss is said to be 1000000000000000000000 crore dollar. According to Met Department Rain has broken all previous record in Thar desert. It was recorded 1111111 mm in just one day. The Met department has forecasted that rainfall would continue for at least one year. Fear is being mounted that nearly10 crore people would be displaced from their main land due to incessent rainfall and flood water. They would have to spend life in shelter houses. In floods, thousands of homes were destroyed. Thousands of trees were uprooted. Bollywood and Hollywood celebrities who reside in Thaar desert have stranded in flood water. Indian Airlines have started a drive to evacuate the VIPs from Thar. Many VIPs have expressed desire of adventurous tour in flood hit areas. Environmentalists have raised alarm about negative impact on biodiversity of the area. People were shifted to relief camps. The cause of flood is said to be election speeches of political leaders. According to experts fiery speeches of political leaders created low pressure over bay of Bengal and Thar region. Experts are of the view that far reaching impact would be seen speeches of political leaders in near future. Actually political leaders Intensively campaign in Thar because of most populated region of the country. Immediate reson of flood is said to be election rally of Narendra modi who had addressed an election rally in Thar. Congress PM candidate Rahul Gandhi had addressed a rally just one day before. Due to heavy rainfall stampede like situation appeared there. The police used mild force to control the stampede. Arvind Kejriwal was to address a rally at the same venue next day. Large number of VIPs were gathered there from different parts of country to take part in rallies. Arvind Kejriwal came down heavily on opposition parties saying that Flood in Thar indicates a political conspiracy of Congress and BJP. After the flood, exchange of words have begun. The Congress party said that if Modi became PM then the entire nation would submerge with flood water. In the Mean time US president Barack Obama said that his fear became true. India should understand why Modi was denied US Visas. He said that US intelligence agencies had warned him that Modi's press conference in America may cause flood like situation. .

Monday, February 3, 2014

Mosquitoes Blocked The GT Road

In a tragic incident four masquitoes were crashed to death when a speeding car ran over them. Soon after the incident a large number of mosquitoes gathered at the incident site and blocked the Mohania GT road. Mosquitoes also set fire some vehicles. They looted valuables of some shops. They also pelted stones at police parties. They shouted slogan against the district administration for their failure in stopping the accident. Getting the information about the accident and road jam Kaimur SP rushed to spot and tried to pacify agitating Masquitoes. Seeing the situation out of controle police used mild force to disperse the crowd. After being situation out of control police opened fire to disperse the crowd. Seeing the sensitivity of the situation heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed in the area. Round the clock vigil is being maintained. Shoot and sight has been ordered. Flag March have been intensified in the area to maintain the peace. Chief minister Nitish Kumar presided over a emergency meeting and gave necessary direction to officials. Chief minister Nitish Kumar also announced compensation of five lakh rupees to each mosquito . The high level inquiry has been ordered . In the mean time, A delegation of mosquitoes met chief minister at his residence and demanded high level inquiry in the killing of mosquitoes in road accident. Law And Order situation in Bihar- In the mean time opposition parties came down heavily on Nitish government and blamed that the government has been failed in improving the law and order situation in the state. They also said that if government took immediate step the life of four mosquitoes may be saved. In the mean time BJP attacked on Nitish government and said that tall claims of chief minister about better law and order proved futile with killing of some mosquitoes in road accidents. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav demanded resignation of chief minister for failing to save lives of four mosquitoes in Road accident. He said that Nitish has no moral right to remain in power after death of four mosquitoes in road accident. Lalu Yadav also said he had ensured foolproof security to mosquitoes during his regime and during his full tenure no mosquitoes were killed in road accidents. -Badbolan Guru in universal truth.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Congress Expelled Salman Khan From Party

Congress party today expelled its veteran leader and Bollywood actor Salman Khan from party's primary membership for two hours. Bollywood Superstar Salman Khan was expelled by the Congress Party for defying party order and growing his proximity with Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi. It is being said that Congress high command was serious about Salman presence in kite flying ceremony in Ahmedabad. In a sting operation, Salman was seen flying kites with Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi in Ahmedabad. The congress party had issued show cause notice to vetran leader and actor Salman Khan. The party had said him to reply it within 100 years. But Senior Congress leader Salman Khan once again shown indiscipline by giving reply of show cause notice within hour. Indiscipline would not be tolerated in the party when election is near the corner said congress spokesperson Janardan Diwedi in a jam- packed press conference. It is being mentioned here that Salman Khan can't work in film after his expulsion from the congress party. Salman Khan replying show cause notice, probaly had said that so-called Kite flying ceremony with Gujarat chief minister is media speculation and he was not in kites flying ceremony with Gujarat chief minister. On the other hand Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi has said that Salman Khan was present in Ahmedabad kites festival to promote his upcoming film 'Jai Ho'. In the mean time, Bollywood superstar Salman Khan issued a statement and said that Modi need not to apologise for post-Godhara riots 2004. He also said that he is ready campaign for Gujarat chief minister in forthcoming parliamentary election but he would have to promote his Upcoming film 'Jai Ho' during election campaign . He said that Gujarat chief minister should appeal voters to watch movie 'Jai Ho' in national interest. According to humor satire correspondent, Salman believes that Gujarat chief minister' popularity may help his next film 'Jai Ho' in being super duper hit in the country. Justifying his conditional support to Modi Salman Khan said that his upcoming film 'Jai Ho' would decide that Modi would be next PM or not. He also said that Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi should watch his film. Bollywood star also said that Narendra Modi should appeal party leaders and workers to watch his upcoming film 'Jai Ho'. - Badbolan guru in universal truth.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Rahul Gandhi Married With His Girlfriend

New Delhi- In a simple ceremony, Congress Vice-president Rahul Gandhi married with his ex-girlfriend in New Delhi. He was said to be in love with her for few seconds. According to eyewitness both were seen 3-second before in Chandani Choak- area buying dresses for their kids. The girl was also stated to be first love of Congress Vice-president Rahul Gandhi. It is also being said that Rahul was often seen with his girlfriend watching movies. It is also said that it was Rahul's first sight love. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Delhi chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal and Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev attended the marriage ceremony. While her mother Congress president Sonia Gandhi boycotted the marriage ceremony because she was reportedly against the Marriage. According to an unconfirmed report after the news of Rahul Gandhi marriage, Sonia Gandhi convened an emergency meeting at her residence10 Janpath. In the meeting the party declared Priyanka Gandhi as its PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress Party also announced that Priyanka Gandhi would contest election from Amethi in place of Rahul Gandhi. Rahul's aunt and BJP leader Maneka Gandhi was present on the occasion for blessing the newly married couple. According to humor satire news despite invitation of Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi no Congress men attended the marriage ceremony, fearing disciplinary action against him. The Congress party had issued a whip to its partymen to not attend the marriage ceremony. Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh also avoided the marriage ceremony fearing disciplinary action against him. Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev was exception of it. Despite stern warning by Congress president Sonia Gandhi to not attend the marriage cremony, he attended the marriage ceremony. The Congress party has issued show cause notice to Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev saying that why not action should be taken against him. The party has said to Yoga Guru to explain his position over this issue within 100 years. According to outsider Yoga Guru Baba would probably say that he attended the marriage ceremony due his close relation with Rahul Gandhi. There is also conflicting report about the anger of Congress president Sonia Gandhi. According one view, she was against the Marriage because bride was stated to be daughter of a Aam Party office bearer so she was sensing a high level conspiracy in the Marriage. The second reason of Rahul's mother anger was that the girl was extremely beautiful and intelligent and Congress President did not want that Rahul Gandhi Married with intelligent girl. Congress president believed that Congress vice-president might divert from his real attention and would not get time for election campaigning due to her love. And the party might suffer a lot in upcoming election. According to outsider of Congress Party, Rahul Gandhi decided to marry with the girl on advise of Dentsu India, a Japanese advertising and public relations company, and Burson Marsteller another PR firm. Dentsu India and Burson Marsteller had advised the Congress vice-president that marriage with the girl of Aam Aadmi party man would boost his image. PR firms have advised Rahul Gandhi to campaign with his wife in 2014 parliamentary election so that she might attract votes of Aam Aadmi. In a sharp reaction before the marriage, Congress Party termed the Marriage of Congress vice-president as a politically motivated step. The party released a statement over this issue and said that Rahul Gandhi would not be politically benefited from this step. The opposition parties cutting across party line welcomed the Rahul Gandhi's Marriage and said that Rahul and his party would be hugely benefited in forthcoming parliamentary election due his marriage. ( The writer is known for daydreaming)

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Personality Development Tips

What is personality-Let me clear what is personality. Personality is your outlook. Personality does not reflect in inner qualities of a person. Personality reflects in your double standard in live. Mantras of success Do you know the mantra of success. Mantra of success lies in your personality. There is no shortcut for personality development.You will have to work hard for this. For personality Development, knowledge of English is key. It is considered today as a soft skill. But knowledge of English is not enough itself. If you want to develop your personality. You will have to forget your mother tongue. Without forgetting your mother tounge your personality would be below standard. So forget your mother tongue as quick as possible. You will have to forget your custom and culture. You will have to choose Bollywood stars as a your role model. You will have to blindly follow them.You will have to give advise to people without seeking. You will have to present your views without reason on every occasion. You will have to leave your shyness. You will have bold in life. You will have to be talkative. As much as you can speak you should speak. You will have to attend the parties without invitation. You will have to speak purposelessly. You will have to take part in political discussion on tea stalls. You will have to show your aggression supporting one party's view. If be possible you should fight with others keeping your views. Above mentioned all tips are mantras of successful life. Personality disorder- If you are achieving in life whatever you had expected then it shows that there are some disorders in your personality. Check your personality by giving answers of below mentioned personality test questions. Do you complete your work on time? Are you a successful person ? Do you behave normally with others? Do you inspire others to achieve something in life? Are you cooperative by nature? Are you satisfied with your present status? If your answer is yes of all above mentioned personality test questions then there are some disorders in your personality. (The writer is widely known for daydreaming)