Thousands Died In Loo At Everest

More than thousands people died in loo at the world's highest peak Everest. On Wednesday temperature at the world's highest peak was recorded 150 Celsius. Seeing the temperature rise at the world's highest peak heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed there and round the clock vigil is being maintained. The police have surrounded the hospitals where heat stroke patients are being treated. It is also being said that heat stroke patients are being thoroughly checked through metal detectors before allowing them for treatment in hospitals. Schools and colleges have been closed there. Astrologers have predicted more temperature rise in coming days. The cause of temperature rise is said to be intensive plantations drive at Everest. It is mentioned worthy here that the Everest government had launched a special plantations drive and more than two-crore plants had been planted in just one month. According to experts plantations drive has left negative impact on the environment of the Everest. It is being said that more than one crore people have been affected from heat stroke. They are being treated in Intensive Care Unit by jhola chhap doctors . Jhola Chhap Doctors have advised the government of Everest to immediately shift the rest population to thaar desert so that people could get respite from high temperature. Jhola Chhap Doctors have also said that the temperature of the thaar dessert is moderate and will be just for heat stroke patients. On the advise of Jhola Chhap doctors, the Everest government has hired some bullock carts to shift the population to thaar desert. Till filing of this report people were going to Thaar desert in buttock carts.

Mosquitoes Blocked The GT Road

In a tragic incident four masquitoes were crashed to death when a speeding car ran over them. Soon after the incident a large number of mosquitoes gathered at the incident site and blocked the Mohania GT road. Mosquitoes also set fire some vehicles. They looted valuables of some shops. They also pelted stones at police parties. They shouted slogan against the district administration for their failure in stopping the accident. Getting the information about the accident and road jam Kaimur SP rushed to spot and tried to pacify agitating Masquitoes. Seeing the situation out of controle police used mild force to disperse the crowd. After being situation out of control police opened fire to disperse the crowd. Seeing the sensitivity of the situation heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed in the area. Round the clock vigil is being maintained. Shoot and sight has been ordered. Flag March have been intensified in the area to maintain the peace. Chief minister Nitish Kumar presided over a emergency meeting and gave necessary direction to officials. Chief minister Nitish Kumar also announced compensation of five lakh rupees to each mosquito . The high level inquiry has been ordered . In the mean time, A delegation of mosquitoes met chief minister at his residence and demanded high level inquiry in the killing of mosquitoes in road accident. Law And Order situation in Bihar- In the mean time opposition parties came down heavily on Nitish government and blamed that the government has been failed in improving the law and order situation in the state. They also said that if government took immediate step the life of four mosquitoes may be saved. In the mean time BJP attacked on Nitish government and said that tall claims of chief minister about better law and order proved futile with killing of some mosquitoes in road accidents. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav demanded resignation of chief minister for failing to save lives of four mosquitoes in Road accident. He said that Nitish has no moral right to remain in power after death of four mosquitoes in road accident. Lalu Yadav also said he had ensured foolproof security to mosquitoes during his regime and during his full tenure no mosquitoes were killed in road accidents. -Badbolan Guru in universal truth.

Black Flags To Arvind Kejriwal

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal was shown black flags by a group commuters, who daily use metro train to reach their destination. Accordin to humor-satire reporter when Arvind Kejriwal was to board metro train black flags were shown to him. Report also says that Delhi chief minister was smiling when he was being shown black flags. People blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating problems for office goers and other travelers during his metro journey by attracting huge crowd on the metro platform and metro train. They feared that if he continued his metro journey then other VIPs also may start their metro journey which would aggravate the problem. People said that Arvind Kejriwal has started showing his real face just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister. In the mean time, the central government blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating law and order problem in Delhi by his metro journey. The Congress also termed AAP government as a anti-people government for metro journey of its chief minister. The Congress also demanded president rule in Delhi saying that there is sufficient reason to impose president's rule in Delhi because Kejriwal's metro journey comes in rarest rare crime. They also criticised BJP for extending out side support to AAP government in Delhi. The party also said that if BJP didn't withdrawal its support from AAP government then Congress will intensify its agitation against Bhartiya Janta Party. The party leaders would stage dharna to press BJP to withdrawal its support from AAP government. Several other parties including JDU, RJD and SP, cutting across party line slammed BJP for extending outside support to AAP government in Delhi. In the mean time, people said that they will oppose Arvind Kejriwal's metro journey by tooth and nail. People of Delhi said that if they were given power to right to recall then they will first use it against Kejriwal. They threatened to start indefinite hunger strike against Kejriwal if he didn't stop his metro journey. ( By a foolish reporter)

Heavy Security For Arvind Kejriwal

The central government has decided to provide heavy security to Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal. According to unreliable souces the central government took this decision on the basis of intelligence input. Intelligence Agencies have altered the central government that Delhi chief minister may become a easy target of nearly 25000 mosquitoes, who are ready to attack on Mr. Kejriwal any moment. After this report a high alert was sounded in and around Delhi and a ban was imposed on Kejriwal's election campaign. Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed to Arvind Kejriwal' residence. A massive hunt was also launched to catch the Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are being seached on Delhi roads to avert any untoward incident. Delhi chief minister who was in metro train during this development said that he will go to people' court to seek justice. Till filing this report security personals were struggling to get entry into his residence. Delhi chief minister once again reiterated that he has no need of any security. He also threatened to start indefinite hunger strike if the central government forcefully provide him security. He also said that he would seek public opinion over this issue through SMS and facebook. Public opinion would also be sought through AAP website. He also said the people to support his hunger strike to show their anger against the undemocratic decision of the central government. Mr. Kejriwal also invited veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare to led his indefinite hunger strike against the government decision. Mr. Kejriwal also said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched by the Congress-led UPA government and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party to provide him security. ( By a foolish reporter)

Arvind Kejriwal Has A Magic Stick

New Delhi: Just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal went in meditation to seek Devine help to fulfil the promises made by his party to voters during Delhi election. In meditation he also signed a pact with Devine power. It is being said that he has been successful in getting many magic sticks from devine power. It is also being said that magic sticks have power to solve the problem of the people. After signing pact with devine power Mr. Kejriwal said that his government was planning to distribute a magic stick to all residents of Delhi so that they could solve their problem with magic stick. He also announced that magic stick will be given to all ministers and officers to solve the problem of the people. Mr. Kejriwal said that with the help of magic stick people would be able in solving their problem in just one moment. He also said that the government wants to empower every resident of Delhi by distributing a magic stick. AAP chief claimed that AAP would get two third majority in forthcoming parliamentary election and would form a government with the help of magic stick. He said that with the help of magic stick corrupt persons could be easily identified and he could be punished. Mr. Kejriwal said that magic stick would ensure 24 hours power and water supply in Delhi. He said that magic stick would stop cross border terrorism. It would end the dowary death in the country. Magic stick would provide job to jobless youth. It would end gender discrimination. Magic stick would control the pollution level in the country. It would also stop natural disasters. ( by a foolish reporter)

Demand To Release First List Of Candidates

New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president Raj Nath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate Narendra Modi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)

SMS And Facebook Minister In Delhi Government

New Delhi: Aam Admi Party president Arvind Kejriwal has said that he will form a government in Delhi which will run through SMS and Facebook. He also announced that there will be a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister in Delhi government. Talking to reporters in New Delhi at the party headquarter he said that he would run a government through SMS and Facebook and people opinion would be sought on every subject. Mr. Kejriwal said that a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister would be created in Delhi government, which would be more powerful than the chief minister. He also annouced that in his government the key decision will be taken by SMS and Facebook minister and chief minister will have just follow the decision. Mr. Kejriwal said that the chief minister would have to take prior permission from SMS minister to do any thing. AAP leader also said that the next step of the party would be to seek public opinion through SMS and Facebook that who would be minister and what post he would be allotted. He also said that later reshuffle of ministry would be done through SMS and facebook. He also said that his government would solve the all problem of the people through SMS and Facebook. Mr. Kejriwal said that his government would inform people about the importance of SMS and Facebook in people' life. He also advised the people of the country to take all their decisions through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that SMS and Facebook have magic power to solve the problem of the people. He said that people should understand that if SMS and Facebook can change the government then they can also change the lives of the people. He also said that the dream of good governance can be only fulfill through SMS and Facebook. He also predicted that SMS and Facebook would be major role in making the country super power. Mr. Kejriwal also said that people should take help of SMS and Facebook in everything. He also said that SMS and Facebook have power to solve the all problems of the people. AAP chief said that major problem of the country could be easily solved through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that he was considering his political retirement but veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare stop me do so. He also said that Anna Hazare wanted to see him as a Delhi chief minister so he reconsidered his decision of political retirement. He also expressed his commitment for hundred percent decentralization of power in Delhi. ( By Foolish reporter)

Kejriwal Ready To Form A Government

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal said that he was being forced by the political parties to form a government in Delhi. He also expressed doubt of a nexus between the Congress and the people of the country to divert his attention from the real issue (PM post). Aam Admi Party president said that people' desire that he ( Mr. Kejriwal ) should become the chief minister of Delhi showed that people were also a part of high level conspiracy with the political parties . Addressing a press conference in New Delhi he blamed on the Congress of hatching a high level conspiracy to make him chief Minister of Delhi. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet Veteran social activist Anna Hazare to aknowledge him about his pain. He also blamed that political parties were creating confusion in his mind by saying that his fate might be like Lok Janshakti Party president Ram Vilash Paswan. He also made it clear that he didn't come into poltics to fulfill his political ambition instead he came into poltics to serve the nation by forming a strong Lokpal at centre. He also indicated that he might start indefinite hunger strike if political political parties continued their negative propaganda against him. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal threatened that if political parties continued their negative propaganda against him then he might leave poltics after meeting with Anna Hazare. He described the Congress offer of unconditional support to him as a trap and said that efforts were being made by the Congress to sideline him to clear the way of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi to become prime minister. He also blamed that he was being forced by the political parties to dream only for the chief minister post. He also made it clear that nothing less than the PM post would be acceptable for him.

Congress Thanked SP For Supporting The Lokpal Bill

Credit goes to the Samajwadi Party for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok Sabha. Credit goes to Shiv Sena for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok shabha. Without their cooperation Lokpal Bill could not pass by the Lok Sabha. Both parties worked hard for building consensus among political parties to pass the Lokpal Bill. The SP chief had threatened the Congress-led UPA government at centre that if it would not work for getting nod of Lok Sabha then the Samajwadi party would withdrawal its support from the government. As result the Congress accelerated its effort to build consensus among political parties over this issue. Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare who was on indefinite hunger strike, has praised the role of the SP chief and said that Team Anna is thankful for his support. Anna Hazare reportedly also expressed his desire to campaign for the SP in forthcoming parliamentary election. According to humor-Satire reporter Aam Admi party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal also thanked SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav for his effort to pass the Lokpal Bill in Lok Sabha. Mr. Kejriwal also said that he was willing to form pre-poll Alliance at national level with the SP. On the other hand the Congress celebrated this occassin as victory day. The party leaders also remembered the contribution of the Samajwadi Party( SP). The congress President Sonia Gandhi wrote a letter to the SP chief Mulayam Singh Yadav and expressed her gratitude-towards him. She probably also said that to keep the communal forces at bay Congress would need support of the SP. The Congress president Sonia Gandhi criticised the team Anna and AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal for creating hurdle in passing the Lokpal Bill. She said that continuous agitation of Anna Hazare diverted the attention of the government from the Lokpal Bill. She said that team Anna was responsible for delay in passing the Lokpal Bill by the parliament. The Congress chief also said that the development of the country was affected due to hunger strike of Anna Hazare. She also said that in upcoming election Anna would receive defeat in the election because the people of the country would teach him a lesson. Sonia Gandhi also said that Anna's ambition to become PM would be never fulfil. She also said that the Congress would make it an election issue in coming parliamentary election and would expose the double face of the BJP which didn't support the Lokpal Bill in the parliament. The Congress chief expressed her gratitude towards the SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and said that the Congress was ready to make him next PM. On passing the Lokpal Bill Uttar Pradesh chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav said that the party was in favour of strong Lokpal from long before but due BSP it could not say publicly. He also said that the party would make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the principle opposition party BJP congratulated the Gujarat Chief Minister and the party PM candidate Narendra Modi for preparing the Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar to support the Lokpal Bill in parliament. According to the party, veteran Leader Lal Krishna Advani has also praised Gujarat chief Minister Narendra Modi and has written on his blog that the party would hugely benefited under his leadership. (By a foolish reporter)

Lokpal Bill Is Not In National Interest

After getting approval of Lokpal Bill by the Lok Sabha, a emergency meeting was Convened by a noted tainted minister at his residence to discuss the emerging situation and future course action. A large number of corrupt bureaucrats, corrupt political leaders, land grabers, chain snatchers and smugglers attended the meeting. In the meeting they discussed how to find new way of corruption. In the meeting innovative ideas were sought from the participating members and they were advised to be innovative in this regard. They were also said to spend time in research work to find new ways of corruption. In the meeting, it was also said that special awards would be given to those members who would suggest new ideas of corruption. In the meeting a resolution was also passed criticising the Lokpal Bill and vowing to fight till their last breath for throwing it in garbage. In the meeting, particating members expressed their concerned over the Lokpal Bill and said that through Lokpal Bill efforts were being made in the country to curtail the democratic rights of the people. Participants said that in democracy everyone had right to choose their profession of their own choice and the state could not force people to choose a particular profession. They also said that Lokpal Bill would block the progress of the nation so that corrupt persons would feel suffocated from it and they would not be able to work in a free atmosphere. They also predicted that if Lokpal Bill came into existence then a powerful cyclone might come in the country. They said that Lokpal Bill would aggravate the problem of unemployment, which would not be in the national interest. They blamed that the government was hatching conspircy to curtail the power of civilised persons like them. They also expressed sorrow over the role of so-called intellectuals in society and said that they did not made any effort to stop the bill. They said that The National Human Right commission should take cognisance of the situation and it should come forward to protect the right of people. They also expressed their full faith in Indian judiciary and hoped that they would get justice one day. They also said that US president Barack Obama should intervene in this matter and and he should say to Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to ensure the democratic rights of the people. They also criticised team Anna and AAP president Arvind Kejriwal for forcing the government for Lokpal Bill and blamed that they were working on the behalf of foreign power.