Will Modi Change Foreign Policy?

Non- BJP leaders convened a meeting at secreat place to make their common strategy to stop Narendra Modi's wave in parliamentary election. After 10 hours storming debate they issued a joint statement and said that if Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi became PM then he would change the economic and foreign policy of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that NaMo's dissatisfaction towards present economic and foreign policy is not a hidden fact. Political leaders also said that after becoming prime minister Narendra Modi may promote left ideology in the country because he has deep faith in it. They also said that on several occasions, NaMo has openly defended left ideology saying that it is in larger interest of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that Narendra Modi has shared dias on several occasions with leaders of Communist party of India and CPM. Political leaders said that if Modi got success in his ill motives to change the country's foreign and economic policy then it would not be in country's interest. They also said that due to faulty economic policy of Narendra Modi the development of the country may reach to zero level. They also cautioned people that if NaMo became prime Minster then he would prove to be a close aide of China and he might serve the interest of China. Non-BJP leaders cited an example of a opinion poll which has predicted that Modi's foreign policy would be Chinese centric and he would be a trusted companion of Beijing. Political leaders also reminded people that Narendra Modi has been a blind supporters of Beijing. In the mean time, US president Barack Obama said that if Narendra Modi became the PM of India then Communist regime may return in the world and which would be a threat to present world order. Addressing a family members in Washington Mr. Obama demanded that a meeting of world leaders should be convened to discuss the possible change of Modi's foreign and economic policy. In the mean time, Pakistan has expressed happiness on the news of Modi's possibility to be PM of India. Pak Prime Minister Nawaj Sharrif hoped that Modi's foreign policy would be Pak centric and the relations between India and Pakistan would improve during his regime. Nawaj Sharrif has also hoped that Modi would be liberal towards Pak and he would not be bitter critic of Pak like Manmohan Singh led UPA government. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would bring key change in India's foreign policy as well as economic policy. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would allow infiltration in India and would provide financial help to run the terrorist camps in Pak.

Lovegurus Would Be Star Campaigners In Upcoming Election

In coming election, lovegurus would be star campaigners of political parties. They would also contest elction on major political parties' tickets. It is being said that there is huge demands of lovegurus in the forthcoming parliamentary election. All major political parties have made their minds to give maximum party's tickets to Lovegurus. The reason of it, is that glamour of caste is not working like before and Bollywood stars are also not so effective. Actually people have started realising that in the name of caste political parties are making them fool for their narrow political gain. So political parties are changing their strategy in new political scenario to win the maximum number of seats. Realising that young voters would be a major role in forming the next government at centre, political parties have decided to change their political fortune through popularity of Lovegurus. To attract the crowd, Political parties have also decided to use Lovegurus in their political campaign. Political parties have also decided to make Lovegurus star campaigners. Actually, political parties are of the view that by making them their star campaigners, they would be successful in wooing young voters so that Lovegurus are popular among young voters. Political parties have also made plans to provide love tips to youths through election rallies. This means that where one had Lovegurus would appeal voters to vote for a particular party, on the other hand, they would also give love tips to younger voters. After indication that Lovegurus are getting prominence in election campaign as well as ticket distribution, their value was seen skyrocketing. Loveguru share in Bombay stock exchange toched a new high. Investors shown their keen interest in buying Loveguru shares seeing huge profits in it in coming days. Surprisingly foreign investors were also not behind in buying Loveguru shares. They also bought Loveguru shares in good number.( By badbolan guru in bura n mano holi hai)

AAP Released Election Manifesto

Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal released manifesto of his party in New Delhi on Thursday. Speaking on the occasion he said that if he becomes PM after the election, he will run the central government from Ramlila maidan. He also said that key decisions of his government would be taken by the agitators. Releasing AAP's election manifesto he said that after becoming prime minister of the country, his main work will be to stage dharnas in all district headquarters of the country. The AAP chief also said that during sit in (dharna) he would motivate people to oppose decisions of his own government. Talking about AAP's election manifesto he said that after coming to power his government's priority would be to construct grand dharna sites in all parts of the country. The AAP chief also said that there will be no scarcity of funds in construction of dharna site. Former Delhi Chief Minister said that huge funds will be spent on construction of dharna sites and Architects from all over the world will be hired for construction of dharna sites in India. He also informed that a grand dharna site will be constructed in the national capital Delhi, which will be more beautiful than Taj Mahal. Aam Aadmi party leader said that his dream project will be main attraction for foreign tourists. He also termed sit in as a main tool of poverty elimination and said that to overcome from slowdown he would stage dharna in everywhere in the country. Arvind Kejriwal also said that during his tenure as a PM the country would earn more revenue through dharna. Arvind Kejriwal also said that his government will provide life time pension to those who will actively take part in dharna ( sit in) and demonstrations. The AAP leader also said that strict action would be taken against those officials who would try to stop dharna ( sit in) and demonstrations in the country. He also said that if be required then he would not hesitate in staging dharna against such officials. Talking about the party's mainefesto he said that if he came to power then Defense budget would be zeroed because he strongly feels that there is no need of security in the country. AAP chief said that in his regime Army would be withdrawal from the border as well as terrorist hit Kashmir because he thinks that sit in ( dharna) would be more effective in bringing peace and stability in the country. He also claimed that after formation of his government China and Pakistan would stop their anti-India activities because they would realise that he can stage dharna against them. ( Badbolan guru- in Bura na mano holi hai.)

Thousands Died In Loo At Everest

More than thousands people died in loo at the world's highest peak Everest. On Wednesday temperature at the world's highest peak was recorded 150 Celsius. Seeing the temperature rise at the world's highest peak heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed there and round the clock vigil is being maintained. The police have surrounded the hospitals where heat stroke patients are being treated. It is also being said that heat stroke patients are being thoroughly checked through metal detectors before allowing them for treatment in hospitals. Schools and colleges have been closed there. Astrologers have predicted more temperature rise in coming days. The cause of temperature rise is said to be intensive plantations drive at Everest. It is mentioned worthy here that the Everest government had launched a special plantations drive and more than two-crore plants had been planted in just one month. According to experts plantations drive has left negative impact on the environment of the Everest. It is being said that more than one crore people have been affected from heat stroke. They are being treated in Intensive Care Unit by jhola chhap doctors . Jhola Chhap Doctors have advised the government of Everest to immediately shift the rest population to thaar desert so that people could get respite from high temperature. Jhola Chhap Doctors have also said that the temperature of the thaar dessert is moderate and will be just for heat stroke patients. On the advise of Jhola Chhap doctors, the Everest government has hired some bullock carts to shift the population to thaar desert. Till filing of this report people were going to Thaar desert in buttock carts.

Narendra Modi Agreed For Marriage

Political leaders are making all eforts to woo the voters to ensure their victory in upcoming parliamentary election. Even they are getting married to make their image in public. Acorting to Humor Satire new BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi may announce that he will marry just after the completion of the forthcoming parliamentary election. According to an outsider of the party, Gujarat chief Minister will convene a press conference in one or two days to make formal announcement about his decision to marriage. It is being said that BJP priministerial candidate Narendra Modi was initially against his marriage but before the decision of the party he was to change his decision. It is all being said that the party has issued a whip to him to marry as quick as possible to make himself more acceptable among voters. After the decision of the party about his marriage he sought time from the party's president Rajnath Singh on this ground that due to tight shedule of the election he would not get time for marriage. He assured the party chief that he will get married just after the concluding parliamentary election. It is also being said that Gujarat strong man also gave a written assurance to the party in this regard. Actually, the BJP think tanks are of the view that after getting married Mr. Modi would be more popular among married people while Congress vice-president would be left behind in popularity graph from BJP's PM candidate. The step is being considered balancing act of the party as the party believes that Modi's marriage may reduce Arvind Kejriwal's effect and may ensure the party victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. Mr. Modi's Political opponents are trying to know about his love affair by daydreaming. They are holding daydreaming competitions among their supporters to know about his love affair and his wife's name. Narrating his daydreaming a political opponent said that Modi has love affair with moon based a girl. He also said that Modi has been in love with her nearly 100 years. Talking about Mr. Modi's wife he said that his wife has been former miss universe. He also said that Mr. Modi regularly goes to moon meet his wife. Another his political opponent said that Mr. Modi' wife is the tallest leader of the moon and he takes his political decision according to her advise. He also said that Mr. Modi's love affair is 80 years old. According to an unconfirmed report after Mr.Modi's consent to get married after the election Congress and AAP held Marathon meetings to decide their future course of action in new political scenario. In Congress party's meeting several party leaders said that Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi should also announce the date of his marriage so that BJP could not take political mileage of Mr. Modi's marriage - Report is based on daydreaming.