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Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Political Leaders Will Take Holly Dip
Political leaders of almost all parties have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga in Varanasi on auspicious occasion of Makar Sakranti to wash their sin. Actually Political leaders want to go to voters with clean image, so they have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga, spokesperson of all parties said in a statement. Besides AAP, leaders of all political parties have decided unanimously that they would only contest forthcoming parliamentary election when their all sin would wash. Leaders of all political parties came down heavily on AAP leaders, saying that they are not serious about prevailing corruption in the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. Political leaders also said that the real face of AAP leaders have been exposed before the people with their decision to not take part in holly dip. Political leaders of all parties blamed that AAP leaders don't want to eradicate corruption from the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. In view of huge gathering of political leaders in Varanasi, UP chief minister Akhilesh Yadav held a meeting at his residence in Lucknow and reviewed law and order situation of the state. UP chief minister also said the officers to book all five star hotels to stay political leaders. He termed them state guests and directed officials to provide them VIPs facilities. He also said that dereliction of duty would not be tolerated in this regard. The chief minister also gave necessary direction to officials to provide high level security to those political leaders who are taking part in holly dip. Every step is being taken to avoid any untoward incident on this occasion, said an officer in statement. Rumors are rife in the country that stampede like situation may emerge during holly dip because political leaders are in hurry to wash their sin. In the mean time Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) in statement blamed that a high level conspiracy being hatched by the political leaders against AAP by the proposed holly dip. AAP leaders also said Congress and BJP along with other political parties are misleading people and are trying to cover up their sin by diverting attention of the people from real issue. Political pandits see it a historical step to end the corruption from the country. They also say that this move of political leaders would be more effective than indefinite hunger strike of veteran social activist Anna Hazare and it would completly eradicate corruption from the country. Political pandits are also of the view that political leaders seem adopting zero tolerance policy towards corruption and they wanted to end corruption at any rate.
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