Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )

Narendra Modi And US Visa

US has once again made it clear that there is no change in US visas policy for BJP PM candidate and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. White House spokesperson in statement made it clear that US is not going to change its visa policy for Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi so that US still believes that Mr. Modi is not an Indian citizen and a elected representative and he has forcibly occupied the chief minister post of Gujrat. White House spokesperson also said that US will end its all relations with India if Gujarat chief minister became Indian prime minister. He said that US wants to improve its relation with China and sees it as a India's alternative . White Spokesperson also said that US is denying visa to Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi because US intelligence agency has alerted president Obama that Gujarat chief minister may become threat for US. He may transfer US technology to Pakistan and China. President Obama has also been alerted by US intelligence Agency that he may hijack US plane during his US visit. US intelligence Agency also cautioned US president Obama that Gujrat chief minister may plant bomb in White house. He also explode bomb in US metro train and may kill US citizen during his US visit. Besides, he may live in America illegally to operate terrorist training camp. He may deliver anti-US speech in a public meeting. He may say US voters to ensure his victory so that he could become Indian prime minister. He may inspire US businessmen to invest in India. He may sake hand with Chinese premiere in America. He may address Chinese businessmen. His popularity graph may go high to US president . US citizen may request him to become US president. White House spokesperson also said that Mr. Modi may fire indiscriminately at public places. Spokesperson has also said US intelligence has found strong link between Islamic militants and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. US has strong proof that there has been hands of Gujarat chief minister in bomb blast all over world. Bihar police is seaching him for bomb blast in Patna Hunkar rally and Bihar chief minister has requested US to ensure arrest of Gujrat chief minister. There is specific report that Gujarat strong man provides financial support to run terrorist camps in Pakistan. He inspires Kashmiris militants for violence in India specially in Kashmir.