Modi Termed Kejriwal As The Best Novelist

Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) PM candidate Narendra Modi termed Aam Aadmi party president Arvind Kejriwal as the best novelist of the country. Releasing Kejriwal's new novel in holly city Varanasi Mr. Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal had enriched Indian literature with his world famous novels. He also said that if BJP came to power after the election, Kejriwal would be given Novel peace prize by the government for his contribution in Indian literature. Mr. Modi claimed that his party first recognised Kejriwal's contribution in Indian literature and decided to promote his new novel by inviting him to contest election against him. Mr. Modi also informed that his government would also facilitate Kejriwal with Bharat Ratna after coming to power. The BJP PM-in waiting said that Kejriwal was the most suitable person for Bharat Ratna because he had highlighted the name of the country through his novels. He also praised Kejriwal's, for his innovative way of book promotion by becoming a politician. Gujarat chief minister said that Kejriwal knew the importance of book promotion and chose poltics to reach mass readers. Throwing light on his new novel Mr. Modi said that Kejriwal's new novel would eliminate poverty and root out corruption from Indian soil. He also said that his novel would also teach how to stage dharna. Describing Kejriwal as ambitious person Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal's resignation from Delhi chief minister shown that he is fully dedicated towards Indian literature. Gujarat strongman also said that veteran social activist Anna Hazare had advised Arvind Kejriwal to not join poltics because he knew that his area of interest was literature not poltics. Narendra Modi also said that he had immense quality to mesmerize people through his interesting way of story telling. Gujarat Chief minister also said that Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader had mastery in narrating interesting story. Gujarat strongman admitted that in narrating story he is similar to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal. He also said that Mr. Kejriwal would leave far behind Chetan Bhagt in popularity.

Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )

Required Steps To End VIP Culture

Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal seems determined to end VIPs culture in the national capital Delhi. He is also against the "lal batti ( red beacon) culture in the country. Before announcing to end Janta Durbar he took a number of steps in this regard. AAP leader Kumar Vishwas informing about taken steps by Kejriwal, said from Amethi that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal has ordered to shutdown all shopping malls of national capital Delhi with immediate effect. Mr. Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal has also ordered to shutdown all Five star hotels in national capital. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief has ordered to not allow entry of luxuries vehicles in Delhi because Kejriwal believes that VIPs can use these vehicles for their journey. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief also thinks that entry of foreign tourists should also be banned in national capital so that all foreign tourists come under category of VIP. Kumar Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Durbar because VIPs like former Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi were reaching to narrate their grievances. Kumar Vishwas said that after the news report that Congress president Sonia Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party president Raj Nath Singh also may come to Arvind Kejriwal's Janta Durbar, Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Darbar so that common men would not get access in his Janta Darbar due to VIPs gathering. Another AAP leader Prashant Bhushan said that AAP chief has authorized him to make unauthorized statement to entertain people. Prashant Bhushan claimed that his remarks about referendum in Kashmir to seek public opinion on withdrawal of army from valley, was to end VIP culture from the country but unfortunately the countrymen didn't take it in right context. Mr. Bhushan also advised people to develop right sense to understand his remarks.

Demand Of Referendum In Kashmir

New Delhi: AAP president and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal said that wrong meaning should not be drawn from senior AAP leader Prashant Bhushan's remarks on Kashmir so that he has been given charge of entertainment ministry by the party and as an entertainment minister he is doing his best job by entertaining people through his remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that his remarks should not be misunderstood and his contribution should be recognized by entertainment industry. He also said that everyone has right to freedom of expression in the country and Mr. Bhushan's right should not be curtailed. He came down heavily on media for criticising his remarks and said that his remarks should be welcomed by media because due to his remarks TRP of news channels increased many fold. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his role in the party would be Similar to Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh. AAP chief said that whenever Mr. Bhushan would issue such statements the party would distance itself from statement like Congress party and his remarks would be termed his personal view. Mr. Kejriwal said that the Congress has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because the Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh often makes such remarks. AAP leader said that RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because he also entertain people by making such remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that creativity of a person should be recognized in the country because it is necessary to make country super power. Mr. Kejriwal said that Mr. Bhushan by demanding referendum in Kashmir gave befitting reply to Pakistan that the present government failed to give. He said that to couter Pakistan's ill motive such remarks are necessary. Mr. Kejriwal said that although party doesn't endorse his remarks on Kashmir but the party strongly believes that such statements would be helpful in solving the Kashmir dispute. He said that overall impact of his remarks would be realised all over world in future. AAP chief also said that his remarks on Kashmir would solve many problem of the country including price rise of essential commodities, cross-border terrorism, Chinese misadventure, unemployment and poverty. ( By foolish reporter in nindak niyare rakhiye)

Arvind Kejriwal As A Prime Minister ( PM)

An all party meeting was convened in New Delhi to discuss strategy to make Arvind Kejriwal next prime minister of the country. In the meeting political leaders showered praise on Delhi Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal and said that he is new hope of the country. They also said that under the able leadership of Kejriwal India would emerge as a super power. They also said that Kejriwal is not a leader of only AAP instead he is leader of all parties. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav expressed their desire to campaign for Mr. Kejriwal. Political leaders threw light on his personal life and said that Kejriwal's biggest quality is this that he is a day daydreamer and he may promote people to day dream. The leaders of all parties said that he can solve the problem of the country by daydreaming and may inspire people to daydream. They said that everything is possible for daydreamer like Kejriwal because he sees positiveness in everything. They also said that he can solve all problem of the country in dream. The leaders of all political parties also said that Kejriwal is bold enough because he can sit on hunger Strike for long time against his own government while they can't do the same because disciplinary action may be started against them. The leaders of all parties also said that Kejriwal have mesmerized them and they are doing whatever Kejriwal is willing. Terming Kejriwal as a practical person they ( leaders) said that he strongly believes that greed of a person can be ended through strong lokpal. Political leaders said that they have been greatly effected from Kejriwal's personality. They said that they had been fed up from corruption and they wanted to see implemented Kejriwal ideology into reality. They ( leaders) said that he could only make corruption free India. Political leaders also remembered that Arvind Kejriwal has been idealistic since childhood. Political leaders also said that he has been honest since his childhood. Participants said that he always talks to eradicate corruption from the country, that makes him an interesting man. In every discussion he talks about ideology. They said that he had been flexible in dealing the issue. Political leaders also demanded that Kejriwal should be given Bharat Ratna. In the mean time AAP in a statement slammed leaders of all parties for projecting Arvind Kejriwal as a consensus candidate for the PM post and said that political leaders are projecting him as a leader of all parties for political gain. Important among who attended the meeting were PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President Sonia Gandhi, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi, BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi, BJP president Rajnath Singh, Bihar chief Minister Nithish Kumar,RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and West Bengal chief Minister Mamta Banerjee. The program was conducted by senior congress leader Digvijay Singh. ( By Foolish reporter)

Arvind Kejriwal's Indefinite Hunger Strike

In a surprise move Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal along with his ministers staged dharna at
Jantar Mantar against his own government. He said that until his government has been failed to take any concrete measure for welfare of Delhi citizen. AAP workers also shouted slogans against their own government. Later talking to reporters Mr. Kejriwal said that he would start an indefinite hunger strike from Monday for forcing the AAP government to fulfill its all promises. He said that his hunger strike would continue till ending the corruption from country. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his indefinite hunger strike would continue until AAP government doesn't assure Delhi people that everything will be provided to them free of cost. He also said that his hunger strike would continue until the voters of the country do not assure him that next government would be of AAP and he would be the next prime minister of the country. AAP chief said that his hunger strike would continue until social Activist Anna Hazare doesn't decide to join the poltics. He said that his hunger strike would continue until Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi doesn't accept him next prime minister of the country and decide to campaign for him. Delhi chief minister said that his hunger strike would continue until The Congress Party doesn't announce that the Congress general secreatry Rahul Gandhi would be not projected by the party as a next prime minister. He said that his hunger strike would continue until SP chief Mulaym and BSP chief Mayawati do not leave their ambition to be prime minister of the country. In the mean time, the leaders of all parties praised the move of Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal to go on indefinite hunger strike and said that they are happy that Arvind Kejriwal is going to create history. They also said that they recognise the importance of Arvind Kejriwal in Indian poltics. The leaders of all party also said that Arvind Kejriwal would be their PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election.

Kejriwal Ready To Form A Government

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal said that he was being forced by the political parties to form a government in Delhi. He also expressed doubt of a nexus between the Congress and the people of the country to divert his attention from the real issue (PM post). Aam Admi Party president said that people' desire that he ( Mr. Kejriwal ) should become the chief minister of Delhi showed that people were also a part of high level conspiracy with the political parties . Addressing a press conference in New Delhi he blamed on the Congress of hatching a high level conspiracy to make him chief Minister of Delhi. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet Veteran social activist Anna Hazare to aknowledge him about his pain. He also blamed that political parties were creating confusion in his mind by saying that his fate might be like Lok Janshakti Party president Ram Vilash Paswan. He also made it clear that he didn't come into poltics to fulfill his political ambition instead he came into poltics to serve the nation by forming a strong Lokpal at centre. He also indicated that he might start indefinite hunger strike if political political parties continued their negative propaganda against him. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal threatened that if political parties continued their negative propaganda against him then he might leave poltics after meeting with Anna Hazare. He described the Congress offer of unconditional support to him as a trap and said that efforts were being made by the Congress to sideline him to clear the way of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi to become prime minister. He also blamed that he was being forced by the political parties to dream only for the chief minister post. He also made it clear that nothing less than the PM post would be acceptable for him.

Arvind Kejriwal Will Be King Maker

Aam Aadmi national president Arvind Kejriwal claimed that only he can bring sea change in Indian poltics. He further said that he came into politics to root out corruption from India. After showing him as a king Maker and getting 15-16 seats in Delhi Assembly Election in AC Nelson-ABP news poll survey, he said that survey could not present real figure of his party win. He claimed that his party would get two-third sests in coming Delhi assembly election. According to Humor Satire principle coresspondent, who recenty met him ,Shri Kejriwal seemed happy. There was a type of celebration in his party also. Soon after Nelson poll survey report, he presided over a high level meeting and gave necessary directions to the party office-bearers. He said to the partymen to work to make his dream true of becoming the chief minister of Delhi. He said that after becoming the chief minister he will go to veteran social activist Anna Hazare to seek his blessing. He said that he will appeal to Anna Hazare to reconsider his earlier decision of not joining poltics. Shri Kejari said that Anna Hazzare is and will be his politcal guru despite his reservation to form a political party to fight against corruption.According to an unconfirmed report he praised Indian political leaders and said that during his campaign against corruption, he realized that without joining poltics, he could not serve the nation and root out corruption from the country.