Narendra Modi Praised The Congress

The BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi thanked ruling Congress Party for generating Modi wave in the country. He also said that due to Congress Party and its good governance his wave is blowing in the country. Modi also praised Congress- led UPA government saying that under the present rule the country left far behind to China in development. Mr. Modi also accepted that he failed to provide good governance in Gujarat because of political inexperience. He also apologized from the people of Gujarat for failing to do any development work in Gujarat. In the mean time, the Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) has issued show cause notice to its PM candidate Narendra Modi for publicly praising Congress Party and its government. The party also said that why should action not be taken against him for praising the Manmohan Singh government. The party has also said to Modi to explain its position after the election. However the party has allowed Narendra Modi to campaign as a PM candidate in the election. The party also said that if BJP came to power Modi will be only allowed to take oath of the PM after that he will have to offer the PM post to Lal Krishna Advani. According to humor satire news Congress party held a meeting and criticised the decision of Bhartiya Janta Party to issue show cause notice to Gujarat strongman Narendra Modi. The Congress party also demanded that BJP should reconsider its decision in national interest. The Congress party also said that the party would launch a nationwide agitation to make Narendra Modi the next prime minister. The party also informed that the Congress will bring a no confidence motion against the BJP. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreaming)

Modi And Rahul In Kejriwal's Janta Durbar

It is being said that Arvind Kejwari decided to end his Janta Durbar because he had relised that crowd might be uncontrolled any time and might create law and order problem. He was also fearful that stampede like situation might appeared in his Janta Durbar due to heavy rush. But Humor Satire News revealed that that Kejariwal was of the view that arrival of Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi his image might tarnish of Aam Aadmi( common man) and he might become khaas Aadmi ( VIP) at once because both leaders were VIPs. Humor Satire correspondent also revealed that Delhi chief minister was upset, seeing the security personals along long with them. He wanted that security personal might leave Janta Durbar as soon as possible but no-one was ready to mind his concern so he decided to end Janta Durbar with immediate effect. Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) in a statement held responsible both Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi for pressing to end Janta Durbar to Kejariwal. On the other hand BJP and Congress both said that their respective leaders had gone to narrate their problem in Kejriwal's Janta Durbar but Mr. Kejriwal instead of solving their problems took undemocratic decision to end Janta Durbar. Congress and BJP also blamed that Kejariwal is not serious about people' problem so he ended Janta Durbar without addressing the problems of Mr.Modi and Mr. Rahul . Both parties also claimed that their leaders are not VIPs and Mr. Kejriwal is saying them VIPs to tarnish their images. In the mean time Mr.Kejariwal held a press conference over this issue, where he talking to reporters said that he was ready to solve their problem but they will have to register their problem on AAP's Website. When reporters reminded Delhi chief minister that Mr. Modi and Mr. Rahul had come to say him that he ( Mr. Kejariwal) was becoming hurdle in their way in becoming PM, Mr Kejariwal assured that he would seat on hunger strike to press the people to make them prime ministers and said that they should not leave their hopes to be PM of the country. -By Badbolanguru

Bharat Ratna To Narendra Modi

In a major decision Congress-led UPA government today decided to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for giving tough fight to Congress party in upcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party in a statement said that Congress chief Sonia Gandhi is highly impressed with Narendra Modi and she welcomes his presence at national level. It is believed that before finalising the name of Gujarat chief minister for Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister, the Congress consulted with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, who is said to be great fan of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav also supported the move of the central government, saying that it was precondition of RJD for pre-poll alliance with Congress. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav reportedly had made it clear to Congress president Sonia Gandhi that pre-poll Alliance was only possible with congress when Bharat Ratna would be given to Gujrat Chief Minister Narendra Modi. Lalu believes that this is necessary to keep the communal forces at bay in forthcoming parliamentary election. On the other hand, JDU slammed RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav for trying to take credit and said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar had first time raised the issue with prime minister Manmohan Singh in New Delhi. Bihar chief minister had also called on Congress president Sonia Gandhi at her residence and had demanded that Bharat Ratna should be given to Modi. In the mean time Bhartiya Janta Party held a meeting on this issue and criticised the central government's move to give Bharat Ratna to Narendra Modi saying that the Congress is giving Bharat Ratna to tarnish the image of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. The party also said that the Congress would not succeed in its ill motives. BJP 100-time expressed its full confidence in Gujrat chief minister and reiterated that Gujrat chief minister is and will be PM candidate for the party. Veteran BJP leader L K Advani supporting candidature of Narendra Modi for PM post said that the real face of Congress Party has been exposed before the people with its decision to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat Strong man Narendra Modi.

Arvind Kejriwal As A Prime Minister ( PM)

An all party meeting was convened in New Delhi to discuss strategy to make Arvind Kejriwal next prime minister of the country. In the meeting political leaders showered praise on Delhi Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal and said that he is new hope of the country. They also said that under the able leadership of Kejriwal India would emerge as a super power. They also said that Kejriwal is not a leader of only AAP instead he is leader of all parties. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav expressed their desire to campaign for Mr. Kejriwal. Political leaders threw light on his personal life and said that Kejriwal's biggest quality is this that he is a day daydreamer and he may promote people to day dream. The leaders of all parties said that he can solve the problem of the country by daydreaming and may inspire people to daydream. They said that everything is possible for daydreamer like Kejriwal because he sees positiveness in everything. They also said that he can solve all problem of the country in dream. The leaders of all political parties also said that Kejriwal is bold enough because he can sit on hunger Strike for long time against his own government while they can't do the same because disciplinary action may be started against them. The leaders of all parties also said that Kejriwal have mesmerized them and they are doing whatever Kejriwal is willing. Terming Kejriwal as a practical person they ( leaders) said that he strongly believes that greed of a person can be ended through strong lokpal. Political leaders said that they have been greatly effected from Kejriwal's personality. They said that they had been fed up from corruption and they wanted to see implemented Kejriwal ideology into reality. They ( leaders) said that he could only make corruption free India. Political leaders also remembered that Arvind Kejriwal has been idealistic since childhood. Political leaders also said that he has been honest since his childhood. Participants said that he always talks to eradicate corruption from the country, that makes him an interesting man. In every discussion he talks about ideology. They said that he had been flexible in dealing the issue. Political leaders also demanded that Kejriwal should be given Bharat Ratna. In the mean time AAP in a statement slammed leaders of all parties for projecting Arvind Kejriwal as a consensus candidate for the PM post and said that political leaders are projecting him as a leader of all parties for political gain. Important among who attended the meeting were PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President Sonia Gandhi, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi, BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi, BJP president Rajnath Singh, Bihar chief Minister Nithish Kumar,RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and West Bengal chief Minister Mamta Banerjee. The program was conducted by senior congress leader Digvijay Singh. ( By Foolish reporter)

Black Flags To Arvind Kejriwal

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal was shown black flags by a group commuters, who daily use metro train to reach their destination. Accordin to humor-satire reporter when Arvind Kejriwal was to board metro train black flags were shown to him. Report also says that Delhi chief minister was smiling when he was being shown black flags. People blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating problems for office goers and other travelers during his metro journey by attracting huge crowd on the metro platform and metro train. They feared that if he continued his metro journey then other VIPs also may start their metro journey which would aggravate the problem. People said that Arvind Kejriwal has started showing his real face just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister. In the mean time, the central government blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating law and order problem in Delhi by his metro journey. The Congress also termed AAP government as a anti-people government for metro journey of its chief minister. The Congress also demanded president rule in Delhi saying that there is sufficient reason to impose president's rule in Delhi because Kejriwal's metro journey comes in rarest rare crime. They also criticised BJP for extending out side support to AAP government in Delhi. The party also said that if BJP didn't withdrawal its support from AAP government then Congress will intensify its agitation against Bhartiya Janta Party. The party leaders would stage dharna to press BJP to withdrawal its support from AAP government. Several other parties including JDU, RJD and SP, cutting across party line slammed BJP for extending outside support to AAP government in Delhi. In the mean time, people said that they will oppose Arvind Kejriwal's metro journey by tooth and nail. People of Delhi said that if they were given power to right to recall then they will first use it against Kejriwal. They threatened to start indefinite hunger strike against Kejriwal if he didn't stop his metro journey. ( By a foolish reporter)

Demand To Release First List Of Candidates

New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president Raj Nath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate Narendra Modi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)

Corruption Is The Biggest Problem Before Nation

New Delhi: After deep research the Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi found that corruption is the biggest hurdle in the development of the country. Addressing a election rally at party headquarter in New Delhi on Monday he said that during five year term of Congress-led UPA government he intensively researched on corruption and found corruption as the main problem of the country. The Congress is upbeat on Mr. Gandhi's research and announced that the party will make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party also announced that Mr. Gandhi will be awarded by the party president at a special function. Congress spokesman Manish Tewari talking to reporters in New Delhi said that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would honour him for his unique research. On the other hand, The Bhartiya Janta Party claimed that before Mr. Gandhi, the BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi had conducted research on corruption and he had found the corruption as a big problem in the country's development. The BJP also blamed that Mr. Gandhi is trying to take credit of Mr. Modi's research work. The party also demanded that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi should award Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for his unique research. The party also said that before the research work of Mr. Modi no-one in country knows that corruption is the biggest hurdle in country's development. BJP also said that if the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would not honour him then the party president Raj Nath Singh would honour Mr. Modi at a special function. In the mean time, AAP in a statement blamed on both the Congress and the BJP for misleading people. The party also said that the real credit goes to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal who first time termed corruption as the biggest challenge before the nation. Before his announcement no-one knows this fact even Social Activist Anna Hazare also didn't know. (By foolish reporter.)

Congress Thanked SP For Supporting The Lokpal Bill

Credit goes to the Samajwadi Party for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok Sabha. Credit goes to Shiv Sena for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok shabha. Without their cooperation Lokpal Bill could not pass by the Lok Sabha. Both parties worked hard for building consensus among political parties to pass the Lokpal Bill. The SP chief had threatened the Congress-led UPA government at centre that if it would not work for getting nod of Lok Sabha then the Samajwadi party would withdrawal its support from the government. As result the Congress accelerated its effort to build consensus among political parties over this issue. Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare who was on indefinite hunger strike, has praised the role of the SP chief and said that Team Anna is thankful for his support. Anna Hazare reportedly also expressed his desire to campaign for the SP in forthcoming parliamentary election. According to humor-Satire reporter Aam Admi party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal also thanked SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav for his effort to pass the Lokpal Bill in Lok Sabha. Mr. Kejriwal also said that he was willing to form pre-poll Alliance at national level with the SP. On the other hand the Congress celebrated this occassin as victory day. The party leaders also remembered the contribution of the Samajwadi Party( SP). The congress President Sonia Gandhi wrote a letter to the SP chief Mulayam Singh Yadav and expressed her gratitude-towards him. She probably also said that to keep the communal forces at bay Congress would need support of the SP. The Congress president Sonia Gandhi criticised the team Anna and AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal for creating hurdle in passing the Lokpal Bill. She said that continuous agitation of Anna Hazare diverted the attention of the government from the Lokpal Bill. She said that team Anna was responsible for delay in passing the Lokpal Bill by the parliament. The Congress chief also said that the development of the country was affected due to hunger strike of Anna Hazare. She also said that in upcoming election Anna would receive defeat in the election because the people of the country would teach him a lesson. Sonia Gandhi also said that Anna's ambition to become PM would be never fulfil. She also said that the Congress would make it an election issue in coming parliamentary election and would expose the double face of the BJP which didn't support the Lokpal Bill in the parliament. The Congress chief expressed her gratitude towards the SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and said that the Congress was ready to make him next PM. On passing the Lokpal Bill Uttar Pradesh chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav said that the party was in favour of strong Lokpal from long before but due BSP it could not say publicly. He also said that the party would make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the principle opposition party BJP congratulated the Gujarat Chief Minister and the party PM candidate Narendra Modi for preparing the Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar to support the Lokpal Bill in parliament. According to the party, veteran Leader Lal Krishna Advani has also praised Gujarat chief Minister Narendra Modi and has written on his blog that the party would hugely benefited under his leadership. (By a foolish reporter)

Parliamentary Election 2014

In a historic move Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi and BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi both have decided to form a pre-poll alliance between Congress and BJP for forthcoming parliamentary election . Both leaders not only sake hand publicly but also announced to contest upcoming election together. Addressing a joint press conference at Ramlila maidan in New Delhi both leaders said that there would be two posts of PM, one for the Congress party while another for the BJP. Mr. Gandhi and Mr. Modi said that two posts of PM are necessary for good governance because it would be helpful in taking timely decision. Humor-satire reporter talking about Alliance said that both leaders held a meeting at secret place so that leaders of two parties could not sense the intention of both leaders. Even the Congress president Soniya Gandhi and BJP president Raj Nath Singh were not informed about the meeting between two leaders. Reacting about the decision of two leaders the Congress president Soniya Gandhi and BJP president Raj Nath Singh both said that they have no information about such meeting and their decision of pre-poll Alliance but if both leaders have decided to contest election together then the Congress and The BJP have no option except accepting their decision. The Congress and The BJP can't go against their wishes the spokespersons of both party said in separate statement. Humor-satire reporters who covered the election rallies after their decision to form pre-poll Alliance said that scene of the election rallies have now completly changed so that The BJP leaders are showering praises on Gandhi family while the Congress leaders are talking about merits of former Prime Minister Atalji and senior leader Advani ji. Congress leaders are also praising the BJP leaders by saying them secularists. The Congress leaders are also saying that BJP leaders have no role in demolition of Babri Mashjid and post Godhra riots. On the other hand the BJP leaders are praising the UPA government as a highly successful. The BJP also praised the Congress led government for taking a bold and timely decision to bring back the country's economy on the track. The BJP also praised Manmohan Singh led government for strengthening the relation with neighbors' country. The BJP said that during the tenure of the Congress led government at centre cross-border terrorism reached to zero level and Chinese misadventure stopped. The BJP also praised the government by saying it corruption free and transparent.