Baba Ramdev In Ladies Dress

In a sting operation conducted by Humor Satire News on Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev, he was caught wearing ladies dress. He was also seen in different ladies dresses in different parts of the day. TV channels were showing him wearing Saree in the morning, ladies suit in the evening and nighty at night. Spokesperson of Patanjali Yogpeeth avoided direct comment ( because he feared to face disciplinary action) on video clip, being shown by News channels but hinted that he was performing special religious rituals to bring back the black money to India. He also said that people should see it in right context. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev knew the importance of ladies dress during police crack down in Ramlila maidan. 'Till then he regularly wears ladies dress spokesperson further said'. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru strongly believes that ladies dress would be his main tool in fight against corruption. Yoga Guru believes that during campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi he may be arrested and at that time to wear ladies dress he, once again may disappear like Ramlila Maidan. In an another sting operation saint shri Asharam Babu was shown preaching in Jail premises. In the video clip, which was being shown by news channels, he was heard 1000 time saying that he was innocent and he was being implicated due to political reason. But according to unreliable sources he was facing problem of constipation and doctors had advised him to preach in Jail premises to become disease free. Doctors had also said that keeping mum would aggravate his problem. Till then he is regularly preaching in Jail. (By foolish reporter in nindak niare rakhiye.)

Sheila Dikshit Will Be Star Campaigner Of Congress

New Delhi. After Delhi Defeat, Congress party convened a meeting to discuss the poll preparation for forthcoming parliamentary election. In the meeting Congress decided to project former Delhi chief minister Shiela Dikshit as its star campaigner for forthcoming parliamentary election. The party said that former chief minister of Delhi will be party's star campaigner for 2014 election. The congress party also made it clear that she would intensively tour the country and would inform the voters that she was defeated by Arvind Kejriwal under a high level conspiracy. The party leaders are of the view that her defeat would generate a sympathy wave in party's favour. The former chief minister of Delhi would say voters that her government worked with full energy to address the problem of Delhi People but Anti-Congress wave changed all equations. The congress think tanks strongly believe that after making her star campaigner the voters would realise their mistakes and they would vote in party's favour. In the mean time to counter the effect of former Delhi chief minister, Bhartiya Janta Party has decided to change its star campaigner Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for the upcoming parliamentary election. However the party didn't clear the name of its star campaigner but according to unreliable sources the star campaigner of the party may be Arvind Kejriwal, who is willing to join party after Delhi Assembly election. Although BJP is also considering the name of Rahul Gandhi as its star campaigner.

Arvind Kejriwal As A Prime Minister ( PM)

An all party meeting was convened in New Delhi to discuss strategy to make Arvind Kejriwal next prime minister of the country. In the meeting political leaders showered praise on Delhi Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal and said that he is new hope of the country. They also said that under the able leadership of Kejriwal India would emerge as a super power. They also said that Kejriwal is not a leader of only AAP instead he is leader of all parties. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav expressed their desire to campaign for Mr. Kejriwal. Political leaders threw light on his personal life and said that Kejriwal's biggest quality is this that he is a day daydreamer and he may promote people to day dream. The leaders of all parties said that he can solve the problem of the country by daydreaming and may inspire people to daydream. They said that everything is possible for daydreamer like Kejriwal because he sees positiveness in everything. They also said that he can solve all problem of the country in dream. The leaders of all political parties also said that Kejriwal is bold enough because he can sit on hunger Strike for long time against his own government while they can't do the same because disciplinary action may be started against them. The leaders of all parties also said that Kejriwal have mesmerized them and they are doing whatever Kejriwal is willing. Terming Kejriwal as a practical person they ( leaders) said that he strongly believes that greed of a person can be ended through strong lokpal. Political leaders said that they have been greatly effected from Kejriwal's personality. They said that they had been fed up from corruption and they wanted to see implemented Kejriwal ideology into reality. They ( leaders) said that he could only make corruption free India. Political leaders also remembered that Arvind Kejriwal has been idealistic since childhood. Political leaders also said that he has been honest since his childhood. Participants said that he always talks to eradicate corruption from the country, that makes him an interesting man. In every discussion he talks about ideology. They said that he had been flexible in dealing the issue. Political leaders also demanded that Kejriwal should be given Bharat Ratna. In the mean time AAP in a statement slammed leaders of all parties for projecting Arvind Kejriwal as a consensus candidate for the PM post and said that political leaders are projecting him as a leader of all parties for political gain. Important among who attended the meeting were PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President Sonia Gandhi, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi, BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi, BJP president Rajnath Singh, Bihar chief Minister Nithish Kumar,RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and West Bengal chief Minister Mamta Banerjee. The program was conducted by senior congress leader Digvijay Singh. ( By Foolish reporter)