Narendra Modi Praised The Congress

The BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi thanked ruling Congress Party for generating Modi wave in the country. He also said that due to Congress Party and its good governance his wave is blowing in the country. Modi also praised Congress- led UPA government saying that under the present rule the country left far behind to China in development. Mr. Modi also accepted that he failed to provide good governance in Gujarat because of political inexperience. He also apologized from the people of Gujarat for failing to do any development work in Gujarat. In the mean time, the Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) has issued show cause notice to its PM candidate Narendra Modi for publicly praising Congress Party and its government. The party also said that why should action not be taken against him for praising the Manmohan Singh government. The party has also said to Modi to explain its position after the election. However the party has allowed Narendra Modi to campaign as a PM candidate in the election. The party also said that if BJP came to power Modi will be only allowed to take oath of the PM after that he will have to offer the PM post to Lal Krishna Advani. According to humor satire news Congress party held a meeting and criticised the decision of Bhartiya Janta Party to issue show cause notice to Gujarat strongman Narendra Modi. The Congress party also demanded that BJP should reconsider its decision in national interest. The Congress party also said that the party would launch a nationwide agitation to make Narendra Modi the next prime minister. The party also informed that the Congress will bring a no confidence motion against the BJP. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreaming)

Why Rahul Wants Mary Kom In Parliament

Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi said that he wants woman like Mary Kom in parliament because he strongly believes that the presence of Mary Kom in Parliament would stop unruly behavior of MPs in the parliament. He also said that in presence of noted Boxer Mary Kom in parliament, respected members would think hundreds time before making a noise. The Congress vice-president also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament women reservation Bill will pass within second, because those who oppose the women reservation bill would not dare to oppose it. Rahul Gandhi also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament, pepper spraying incident will never take place in parliament because MPs will fear to do so. The Congress leader also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would boost the confidence of women MPs in parliament and they would raise their voices more effectively than before. Rahul Gandhi also said that in presence of Mary Kom in parliament there will be no need to call marcel to control the slogan shouting members. The Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would save the money and time of the parliament and constructive discussion would be possible in the house. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreamimg)

Woman Divorced Husband After Knowing He Has No Facebook Account

The scientists have found similarity in gene and facebook account. This means prediction of deseases and other things would be possible in coming days on the basis of your facebook or Google pluse Account. This would also mean that it would be predictable that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. Possiblity of disease would exist in your facebook or Google pluse account. Now the doctors would be able in predicting long before on the basis of your facebook and Google Pluse profile that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. In coming days treating deadly disease would be easy because doctors can get history of your disease from your facebook or Google pluse Account. As far as marriage life is concerned, the secreat of the better marriage life lies in your facebook and Google pluse account. The relation between husband and wife would be decided by your facebook and Google pluse account in today's world. If you have facebook and Google pluse account then you have better chance to lead a happy life than those who have no facebook or Google pluse account. More fallowers of Google pluse and Twitter mean greater acceptability in society and family. Your life partner would like you on the basis of your Twitter or Google pluse followers. You can impress your wife by increasing followers number on Google Pluse and Twitter. How much you give time on internet, it would also decide your success in your marriage life. Facebook and Google pluse would also decide how much your marriage life would be longer. If a person has no facebook or Google pluse account, then there is greater chance that his life would suffer a lot in coming days. To satisfy your life partner there is no need to spend a lot of time for him or her instead one should focus his attention on his facebook and Google pluse profile. Your facebook and Google pluse profile would also be a indicator that how much you are success in life and what will you be in future. A news report also States the importance of facebook and Google pluse Account in happy marriage life. According to humor satire news a married woman within month of her marriage life decided to divorce her husband after knowing that her husband has no Google pluse or facebook account. She was of the view that a person who has no love towards facebook or Google pluse can't love her. She was also feeling ashamed in society. - by Badbolan Guru.

Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )

Step To Ban Ink And Shoes Throwing Incidents

Ink or shoes throwing is bad or right, it is matter of debate but one thing is clear that this has changed poll scenario. As the 2014 parliamentary election may be completly different as far as election campaigning is concerned. People may see political leaders delivering speeches wearing helmets. Political leaders also may be seen wearing helmets during press conference. There is report that the party presidents of all prominent parties have issued special directives to their party leaders to wear helmets 24 hours to avoid ink throwing incidents. They have also been said that if they would not wear helmets following the party order then disciplinary action would be initiated against them. Political parties have also demanded that during press conference, journalists should not be allowed entry with pens because ink of pen may be used in throwing at political leaders Press persons would have also come bare foot to attend the press conference leaving outside their shoes. After some shoes and ink throwing incidents this seems that political parties are extra cautious about the security of their parties' leaders. Political leaders have also been said that if be necessary party leaders should not hesitate in wearing ladies dresses to hide their identity. It is also being said political parties have imported some branded helmets for their parties' leaders. Apart from it, political parties have also bought sarees and lady dresses for the parties' leaders. Political parties have also demanded that use of ink and shoes should be banned in the country so that people could not get ink or shoes to throw. Political parties also warned that if ink and shoes were not banned in the country with immediate effect then they would forces to launch countrywide agitation to force the government to ban ink and shoes in the country.