Modi Termed Kejriwal As The Best Novelist

Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) PM candidate Narendra Modi termed Aam Aadmi party president Arvind Kejriwal as the best novelist of the country. Releasing Kejriwal's new novel in holly city Varanasi Mr. Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal had enriched Indian literature with his world famous novels. He also said that if BJP came to power after the election, Kejriwal would be given Novel peace prize by the government for his contribution in Indian literature. Mr. Modi claimed that his party first recognised Kejriwal's contribution in Indian literature and decided to promote his new novel by inviting him to contest election against him. Mr. Modi also informed that his government would also facilitate Kejriwal with Bharat Ratna after coming to power. The BJP PM-in waiting said that Kejriwal was the most suitable person for Bharat Ratna because he had highlighted the name of the country through his novels. He also praised Kejriwal's, for his innovative way of book promotion by becoming a politician. Gujarat chief minister said that Kejriwal knew the importance of book promotion and chose poltics to reach mass readers. Throwing light on his new novel Mr. Modi said that Kejriwal's new novel would eliminate poverty and root out corruption from Indian soil. He also said that his novel would also teach how to stage dharna. Describing Kejriwal as ambitious person Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal's resignation from Delhi chief minister shown that he is fully dedicated towards Indian literature. Gujarat strongman also said that veteran social activist Anna Hazare had advised Arvind Kejriwal to not join poltics because he knew that his area of interest was literature not poltics. Narendra Modi also said that he had immense quality to mesmerize people through his interesting way of story telling. Gujarat Chief minister also said that Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader had mastery in narrating interesting story. Gujarat strongman admitted that in narrating story he is similar to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal. He also said that Mr. Kejriwal would leave far behind Chetan Bhagt in popularity.

Narendra Modi Praised The Congress

The BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi thanked ruling Congress Party for generating Modi wave in the country. He also said that due to Congress Party and its good governance his wave is blowing in the country. Modi also praised Congress- led UPA government saying that under the present rule the country left far behind to China in development. Mr. Modi also accepted that he failed to provide good governance in Gujarat because of political inexperience. He also apologized from the people of Gujarat for failing to do any development work in Gujarat. In the mean time, the Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) has issued show cause notice to its PM candidate Narendra Modi for publicly praising Congress Party and its government. The party also said that why should action not be taken against him for praising the Manmohan Singh government. The party has also said to Modi to explain its position after the election. However the party has allowed Narendra Modi to campaign as a PM candidate in the election. The party also said that if BJP came to power Modi will be only allowed to take oath of the PM after that he will have to offer the PM post to Lal Krishna Advani. According to humor satire news Congress party held a meeting and criticised the decision of Bhartiya Janta Party to issue show cause notice to Gujarat strongman Narendra Modi. The Congress party also demanded that BJP should reconsider its decision in national interest. The Congress party also said that the party would launch a nationwide agitation to make Narendra Modi the next prime minister. The party also informed that the Congress will bring a no confidence motion against the BJP. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreaming)

Why Rahul Wants Mary Kom In Parliament

Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi said that he wants woman like Mary Kom in parliament because he strongly believes that the presence of Mary Kom in Parliament would stop unruly behavior of MPs in the parliament. He also said that in presence of noted Boxer Mary Kom in parliament, respected members would think hundreds time before making a noise. The Congress vice-president also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament women reservation Bill will pass within second, because those who oppose the women reservation bill would not dare to oppose it. Rahul Gandhi also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament, pepper spraying incident will never take place in parliament because MPs will fear to do so. The Congress leader also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would boost the confidence of women MPs in parliament and they would raise their voices more effectively than before. Rahul Gandhi also said that in presence of Mary Kom in parliament there will be no need to call marcel to control the slogan shouting members. The Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would save the money and time of the parliament and constructive discussion would be possible in the house. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreamimg)

Woman Divorced Husband After Knowing He Has No Facebook Account

The scientists have found similarity in gene and facebook account. This means prediction of deseases and other things would be possible in coming days on the basis of your facebook or Google pluse Account. This would also mean that it would be predictable that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. Possiblity of disease would exist in your facebook or Google pluse account. Now the doctors would be able in predicting long before on the basis of your facebook and Google Pluse profile that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. In coming days treating deadly disease would be easy because doctors can get history of your disease from your facebook or Google pluse Account. As far as marriage life is concerned, the secreat of the better marriage life lies in your facebook and Google pluse account. The relation between husband and wife would be decided by your facebook and Google pluse account in today's world. If you have facebook and Google pluse account then you have better chance to lead a happy life than those who have no facebook or Google pluse account. More fallowers of Google pluse and Twitter mean greater acceptability in society and family. Your life partner would like you on the basis of your Twitter or Google pluse followers. You can impress your wife by increasing followers number on Google Pluse and Twitter. How much you give time on internet, it would also decide your success in your marriage life. Facebook and Google pluse would also decide how much your marriage life would be longer. If a person has no facebook or Google pluse account, then there is greater chance that his life would suffer a lot in coming days. To satisfy your life partner there is no need to spend a lot of time for him or her instead one should focus his attention on his facebook and Google pluse profile. Your facebook and Google pluse profile would also be a indicator that how much you are success in life and what will you be in future. A news report also States the importance of facebook and Google pluse Account in happy marriage life. According to humor satire news a married woman within month of her marriage life decided to divorce her husband after knowing that her husband has no Google pluse or facebook account. She was of the view that a person who has no love towards facebook or Google pluse can't love her. She was also feeling ashamed in society. - by Badbolan Guru.

Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )