Demand Of Referendum In Kashmir

New Delhi: AAP president and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal said that wrong meaning should not be drawn from senior AAP leader Prashant Bhushan's remarks on Kashmir so that he has been given charge of entertainment ministry by the party and as an entertainment minister he is doing his best job by entertaining people through his remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that his remarks should not be misunderstood and his contribution should be recognized by entertainment industry. He also said that everyone has right to freedom of expression in the country and Mr. Bhushan's right should not be curtailed. He came down heavily on media for criticising his remarks and said that his remarks should be welcomed by media because due to his remarks TRP of news channels increased many fold. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his role in the party would be Similar to Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh. AAP chief said that whenever Mr. Bhushan would issue such statements the party would distance itself from statement like Congress party and his remarks would be termed his personal view. Mr. Kejriwal said that the Congress has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because the Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh often makes such remarks. AAP leader said that RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because he also entertain people by making such remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that creativity of a person should be recognized in the country because it is necessary to make country super power. Mr. Kejriwal said that Mr. Bhushan by demanding referendum in Kashmir gave befitting reply to Pakistan that the present government failed to give. He said that to couter Pakistan's ill motive such remarks are necessary. Mr. Kejriwal said that although party doesn't endorse his remarks on Kashmir but the party strongly believes that such statements would be helpful in solving the Kashmir dispute. He said that overall impact of his remarks would be realised all over world in future. AAP chief also said that his remarks on Kashmir would solve many problem of the country including price rise of essential commodities, cross-border terrorism, Chinese misadventure, unemployment and poverty. ( By foolish reporter in nindak niyare rakhiye)

Political Leaders Will Take Holly Dip

Political leaders of almost all parties have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga in Varanasi on auspicious occasion of Makar Sakranti to wash their sin. Actually Political leaders want to go to voters with clean image, so they have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga, spokesperson of all parties said in a statement. Besides AAP, leaders of all political parties have decided unanimously that they would only contest forthcoming parliamentary election when their all sin would wash. Leaders of all political parties came down heavily on AAP leaders, saying that they are not serious about prevailing corruption in the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. Political leaders also said that the real face of AAP leaders have been exposed before the people with their decision to not take part in holly dip. Political leaders of all parties blamed that AAP leaders don't want to eradicate corruption from the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. In view of huge gathering of political leaders in Varanasi, UP chief minister Akhilesh Yadav held a meeting at his residence in Lucknow and reviewed law and order situation of the state. UP chief minister also said the officers to book all five star hotels to stay political leaders. He termed them state guests and directed officials to provide them VIPs facilities. He also said that dereliction of duty would not be tolerated in this regard. The chief minister also gave necessary direction to officials to provide high level security to those political leaders who are taking part in holly dip. Every step is being taken to avoid any untoward incident on this occasion, said an officer in statement. Rumors are rife in the country that stampede like situation may emerge during holly dip because political leaders are in hurry to wash their sin. In the mean time Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) in statement blamed that a high level conspiracy being hatched by the political leaders against AAP by the proposed holly dip. AAP leaders also said Congress and BJP along with other political parties are misleading people and are trying to cover up their sin by diverting attention of the people from real issue. Political pandits see it a historical step to end the corruption from the country. They also say that this move of political leaders would be more effective than indefinite hunger strike of veteran social activist Anna Hazare and it would completly eradicate corruption from the country. Political pandits are also of the view that political leaders seem adopting zero tolerance policy towards corruption and they wanted to end corruption at any rate.

Impact Of Love

New Delhi: A young youth was hospitalized with multiple injuries after falling in love with a girl. Soon after the tragic incident he was rushed to hospital where his health was stated to be critical. His condition was being monitored round the clock by world famous doctors. He was still in coma after 24 hours. Doctors who are attending him said to humor-satire news on condition of anonymity that his condition may agravate if he was not heard love song. Doctors also said that popular bollywood songs were being heard to him. And it is believed that he would be okayed after few days. However contrary reports are coming about his injury. As youth parents blamed that News channels are spreading rumors by broadcasting false report. They said that their son was injured with election result. After receiving defeat in an election several injury marks were seen on his body. They demanded reelection for fast recovery of their son. By foolish reporter

Sheila Dikshit Will Be Star Campaigner Of Congress

New Delhi. After Delhi Defeat, Congress party convened a meeting to discuss the poll preparation for forthcoming parliamentary election. In the meeting Congress decided to project former Delhi chief minister Shiela Dikshit as its star campaigner for forthcoming parliamentary election. The party said that former chief minister of Delhi will be party's star campaigner for 2014 election. The congress party also made it clear that she would intensively tour the country and would inform the voters that she was defeated by Arvind Kejriwal under a high level conspiracy. The party leaders are of the view that her defeat would generate a sympathy wave in party's favour. The former chief minister of Delhi would say voters that her government worked with full energy to address the problem of Delhi People but Anti-Congress wave changed all equations. The congress think tanks strongly believe that after making her star campaigner the voters would realise their mistakes and they would vote in party's favour. In the mean time to counter the effect of former Delhi chief minister, Bhartiya Janta Party has decided to change its star campaigner Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for the upcoming parliamentary election. However the party didn't clear the name of its star campaigner but according to unreliable sources the star campaigner of the party may be Arvind Kejriwal, who is willing to join party after Delhi Assembly election. Although BJP is also considering the name of Rahul Gandhi as its star campaigner.

Arvind Kejriwal As A Prime Minister ( PM)

An all party meeting was convened in New Delhi to discuss strategy to make Arvind Kejriwal next prime minister of the country. In the meeting political leaders showered praise on Delhi Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal and said that he is new hope of the country. They also said that under the able leadership of Kejriwal India would emerge as a super power. They also said that Kejriwal is not a leader of only AAP instead he is leader of all parties. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav expressed their desire to campaign for Mr. Kejriwal. Political leaders threw light on his personal life and said that Kejriwal's biggest quality is this that he is a day daydreamer and he may promote people to day dream. The leaders of all parties said that he can solve the problem of the country by daydreaming and may inspire people to daydream. They said that everything is possible for daydreamer like Kejriwal because he sees positiveness in everything. They also said that he can solve all problem of the country in dream. The leaders of all political parties also said that Kejriwal is bold enough because he can sit on hunger Strike for long time against his own government while they can't do the same because disciplinary action may be started against them. The leaders of all parties also said that Kejriwal have mesmerized them and they are doing whatever Kejriwal is willing. Terming Kejriwal as a practical person they ( leaders) said that he strongly believes that greed of a person can be ended through strong lokpal. Political leaders said that they have been greatly effected from Kejriwal's personality. They said that they had been fed up from corruption and they wanted to see implemented Kejriwal ideology into reality. They ( leaders) said that he could only make corruption free India. Political leaders also remembered that Arvind Kejriwal has been idealistic since childhood. Political leaders also said that he has been honest since his childhood. Participants said that he always talks to eradicate corruption from the country, that makes him an interesting man. In every discussion he talks about ideology. They said that he had been flexible in dealing the issue. Political leaders also demanded that Kejriwal should be given Bharat Ratna. In the mean time AAP in a statement slammed leaders of all parties for projecting Arvind Kejriwal as a consensus candidate for the PM post and said that political leaders are projecting him as a leader of all parties for political gain. Important among who attended the meeting were PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President Sonia Gandhi, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi, BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi, BJP president Rajnath Singh, Bihar chief Minister Nithish Kumar,RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and West Bengal chief Minister Mamta Banerjee. The program was conducted by senior congress leader Digvijay Singh. ( By Foolish reporter)