Bharat Ratna To Narendra Modi

In a major decision Congress-led UPA government today decided to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for giving tough fight to Congress party in upcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party in a statement said that Congress chief Sonia Gandhi is highly impressed with Narendra Modi and she welcomes his presence at national level. It is believed that before finalising the name of Gujarat chief minister for Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister, the Congress consulted with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, who is said to be great fan of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav also supported the move of the central government, saying that it was precondition of RJD for pre-poll alliance with Congress. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav reportedly had made it clear to Congress president Sonia Gandhi that pre-poll Alliance was only possible with congress when Bharat Ratna would be given to Gujrat Chief Minister Narendra Modi. Lalu believes that this is necessary to keep the communal forces at bay in forthcoming parliamentary election. On the other hand, JDU slammed RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav for trying to take credit and said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar had first time raised the issue with prime minister Manmohan Singh in New Delhi. Bihar chief minister had also called on Congress president Sonia Gandhi at her residence and had demanded that Bharat Ratna should be given to Modi. In the mean time Bhartiya Janta Party held a meeting on this issue and criticised the central government's move to give Bharat Ratna to Narendra Modi saying that the Congress is giving Bharat Ratna to tarnish the image of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. The party also said that the Congress would not succeed in its ill motives. BJP 100-time expressed its full confidence in Gujrat chief minister and reiterated that Gujrat chief minister is and will be PM candidate for the party. Veteran BJP leader L K Advani supporting candidature of Narendra Modi for PM post said that the real face of Congress Party has been exposed before the people with its decision to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat Strong man Narendra Modi.

Baba Ramdev In Ladies Dress

In a sting operation conducted by Humor Satire News on Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev, he was caught wearing ladies dress. He was also seen in different ladies dresses in different parts of the day. TV channels were showing him wearing Saree in the morning, ladies suit in the evening and nighty at night. Spokesperson of Patanjali Yogpeeth avoided direct comment ( because he feared to face disciplinary action) on video clip, being shown by News channels but hinted that he was performing special religious rituals to bring back the black money to India. He also said that people should see it in right context. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev knew the importance of ladies dress during police crack down in Ramlila maidan. 'Till then he regularly wears ladies dress spokesperson further said'. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru strongly believes that ladies dress would be his main tool in fight against corruption. Yoga Guru believes that during campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi he may be arrested and at that time to wear ladies dress he, once again may disappear like Ramlila Maidan. In an another sting operation saint shri Asharam Babu was shown preaching in Jail premises. In the video clip, which was being shown by news channels, he was heard 1000 time saying that he was innocent and he was being implicated due to political reason. But according to unreliable sources he was facing problem of constipation and doctors had advised him to preach in Jail premises to become disease free. Doctors had also said that keeping mum would aggravate his problem. Till then he is regularly preaching in Jail. (By foolish reporter in nindak niare rakhiye.)

Demand Of Referendum In Kashmir

New Delhi: AAP president and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal said that wrong meaning should not be drawn from senior AAP leader Prashant Bhushan's remarks on Kashmir so that he has been given charge of entertainment ministry by the party and as an entertainment minister he is doing his best job by entertaining people through his remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that his remarks should not be misunderstood and his contribution should be recognized by entertainment industry. He also said that everyone has right to freedom of expression in the country and Mr. Bhushan's right should not be curtailed. He came down heavily on media for criticising his remarks and said that his remarks should be welcomed by media because due to his remarks TRP of news channels increased many fold. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his role in the party would be Similar to Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh. AAP chief said that whenever Mr. Bhushan would issue such statements the party would distance itself from statement like Congress party and his remarks would be termed his personal view. Mr. Kejriwal said that the Congress has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because the Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh often makes such remarks. AAP leader said that RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because he also entertain people by making such remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that creativity of a person should be recognized in the country because it is necessary to make country super power. Mr. Kejriwal said that Mr. Bhushan by demanding referendum in Kashmir gave befitting reply to Pakistan that the present government failed to give. He said that to couter Pakistan's ill motive such remarks are necessary. Mr. Kejriwal said that although party doesn't endorse his remarks on Kashmir but the party strongly believes that such statements would be helpful in solving the Kashmir dispute. He said that overall impact of his remarks would be realised all over world in future. AAP chief also said that his remarks on Kashmir would solve many problem of the country including price rise of essential commodities, cross-border terrorism, Chinese misadventure, unemployment and poverty. ( By foolish reporter in nindak niyare rakhiye)

Political Leaders Will Take Holly Dip

Political leaders of almost all parties have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga in Varanasi on auspicious occasion of Makar Sakranti to wash their sin. Actually Political leaders want to go to voters with clean image, so they have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga, spokesperson of all parties said in a statement. Besides AAP, leaders of all political parties have decided unanimously that they would only contest forthcoming parliamentary election when their all sin would wash. Leaders of all political parties came down heavily on AAP leaders, saying that they are not serious about prevailing corruption in the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. Political leaders also said that the real face of AAP leaders have been exposed before the people with their decision to not take part in holly dip. Political leaders of all parties blamed that AAP leaders don't want to eradicate corruption from the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. In view of huge gathering of political leaders in Varanasi, UP chief minister Akhilesh Yadav held a meeting at his residence in Lucknow and reviewed law and order situation of the state. UP chief minister also said the officers to book all five star hotels to stay political leaders. He termed them state guests and directed officials to provide them VIPs facilities. He also said that dereliction of duty would not be tolerated in this regard. The chief minister also gave necessary direction to officials to provide high level security to those political leaders who are taking part in holly dip. Every step is being taken to avoid any untoward incident on this occasion, said an officer in statement. Rumors are rife in the country that stampede like situation may emerge during holly dip because political leaders are in hurry to wash their sin. In the mean time Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) in statement blamed that a high level conspiracy being hatched by the political leaders against AAP by the proposed holly dip. AAP leaders also said Congress and BJP along with other political parties are misleading people and are trying to cover up their sin by diverting attention of the people from real issue. Political pandits see it a historical step to end the corruption from the country. They also say that this move of political leaders would be more effective than indefinite hunger strike of veteran social activist Anna Hazare and it would completly eradicate corruption from the country. Political pandits are also of the view that political leaders seem adopting zero tolerance policy towards corruption and they wanted to end corruption at any rate.

Impact Of Love

New Delhi: A young youth was hospitalized with multiple injuries after falling in love with a girl. Soon after the tragic incident he was rushed to hospital where his health was stated to be critical. His condition was being monitored round the clock by world famous doctors. He was still in coma after 24 hours. Doctors who are attending him said to humor-satire news on condition of anonymity that his condition may agravate if he was not heard love song. Doctors also said that popular bollywood songs were being heard to him. And it is believed that he would be okayed after few days. However contrary reports are coming about his injury. As youth parents blamed that News channels are spreading rumors by broadcasting false report. They said that their son was injured with election result. After receiving defeat in an election several injury marks were seen on his body. They demanded reelection for fast recovery of their son. By foolish reporter