Required Steps To End VIP Culture

Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal seems determined to end VIPs culture in the national capital Delhi. He is also against the "lal batti ( red beacon) culture in the country. Before announcing to end Janta Durbar he took a number of steps in this regard. AAP leader Kumar Vishwas informing about taken steps by Kejriwal, said from Amethi that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal has ordered to shutdown all shopping malls of national capital Delhi with immediate effect. Mr. Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal has also ordered to shutdown all Five star hotels in national capital. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief has ordered to not allow entry of luxuries vehicles in Delhi because Kejriwal believes that VIPs can use these vehicles for their journey. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief also thinks that entry of foreign tourists should also be banned in national capital so that all foreign tourists come under category of VIP. Kumar Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Durbar because VIPs like former Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi were reaching to narrate their grievances. Kumar Vishwas said that after the news report that Congress president Sonia Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party president Raj Nath Singh also may come to Arvind Kejriwal's Janta Durbar, Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Darbar so that common men would not get access in his Janta Darbar due to VIPs gathering. Another AAP leader Prashant Bhushan said that AAP chief has authorized him to make unauthorized statement to entertain people. Prashant Bhushan claimed that his remarks about referendum in Kashmir to seek public opinion on withdrawal of army from valley, was to end VIP culture from the country but unfortunately the countrymen didn't take it in right context. Mr. Bhushan also advised people to develop right sense to understand his remarks.

Z Pluse Security To Arvind Kejriwal

Ghaziabad: Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal criticised the move of Ghaziabad police to provide him Z Pluse security despite his repeated denial to take security cover. He termed it as an attack on his privacy. He said that he is an Aam Aadmi of the country and is getting whatever gets a khaas Aadmi (VIP) in the country. Delhi chief minister said that the decision of Ghaziabad police to provide him security cover is undemocratic and it is a case of human right violation. He also said that Human Right Commission should take cognisance of the situation. AAP chief said that this incident ( decision) proved that there was a need of reform in police system. He gave a clean chit to UP government saying that there is no role of Akhilesh Yadav led UP government in this case and said that Ghaziaabad police are working independently in this regard. He said this incident ( decision ) once again proved that the people are not safe in the country. He said that the people could understand the plight of people with this incident, when a chief minister is being forced to take security cover in the country. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet president Pranab Mukherjee to apprise him about UP police decision to provide him security cover without his consent. Arvind Kejriwal said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched in the country by the political parties to make him VIP by providing high level security. He also demanded compensation from Ghaziaabad police for tranish his image. Mr. Kejriwal also announced that he would stage a dharna at Jantar Mantar to press Ghaziabad police to withdrawal its security cover. Delhi chief minister threatened that if Ghaziaabad police didn't roll back its decision to provide him security then he would start indefinite hunger strike at Ramlila Maidan in upcoming parliamentary election, in which vetran social activists Anna Hazare would also take part. He said that Human Right violation would be tolerated in the country. -By Badbolan Guru

Bihar CM wants To See Narendra Modi As A PM

Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar has Intensified his efforts to Make Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi as the next prime minister of the country. He has decided to hold a grand rally in Patna, in his support. According humor satire reporter he consulted various parties' leaders in this regard. Nitish Kumar discussed the issue with the former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav, SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and left parties leaders. All leaders said that they were ready to support Modi but Modi would have to assure them that after becoming PM he would construct a grand temple in Ayodhya It is being said that Bihar chief minister gave written assurance to these leaders that Modi would construct a grand temple at Ayodhya after becoming PM. Report also suggests that after being assured leaders gave their consent on Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi's name as a next Prime Minister. They all decided to campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the AAP chief and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal expressed his displeasure saying that despite being great supporter of Gujarat CM, he was not consulted by Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar over this issue, however AAP leader announced his unconditional support to Gujarat CM. Delhi chief minister also expressed his Desire to campaign for Modi.

Bharat Ratna To Narendra Modi

In a major decision Congress-led UPA government today decided to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for giving tough fight to Congress party in upcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party in a statement said that Congress chief Sonia Gandhi is highly impressed with Narendra Modi and she welcomes his presence at national level. It is believed that before finalising the name of Gujarat chief minister for Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister, the Congress consulted with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, who is said to be great fan of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav also supported the move of the central government, saying that it was precondition of RJD for pre-poll alliance with Congress. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav reportedly had made it clear to Congress president Sonia Gandhi that pre-poll Alliance was only possible with congress when Bharat Ratna would be given to Gujrat Chief Minister Narendra Modi. Lalu believes that this is necessary to keep the communal forces at bay in forthcoming parliamentary election. On the other hand, JDU slammed RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav for trying to take credit and said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar had first time raised the issue with prime minister Manmohan Singh in New Delhi. Bihar chief minister had also called on Congress president Sonia Gandhi at her residence and had demanded that Bharat Ratna should be given to Modi. In the mean time Bhartiya Janta Party held a meeting on this issue and criticised the central government's move to give Bharat Ratna to Narendra Modi saying that the Congress is giving Bharat Ratna to tarnish the image of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. The party also said that the Congress would not succeed in its ill motives. BJP 100-time expressed its full confidence in Gujrat chief minister and reiterated that Gujrat chief minister is and will be PM candidate for the party. Veteran BJP leader L K Advani supporting candidature of Narendra Modi for PM post said that the real face of Congress Party has been exposed before the people with its decision to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat Strong man Narendra Modi.

Baba Ramdev In Ladies Dress

In a sting operation conducted by Humor Satire News on Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev, he was caught wearing ladies dress. He was also seen in different ladies dresses in different parts of the day. TV channels were showing him wearing Saree in the morning, ladies suit in the evening and nighty at night. Spokesperson of Patanjali Yogpeeth avoided direct comment ( because he feared to face disciplinary action) on video clip, being shown by News channels but hinted that he was performing special religious rituals to bring back the black money to India. He also said that people should see it in right context. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev knew the importance of ladies dress during police crack down in Ramlila maidan. 'Till then he regularly wears ladies dress spokesperson further said'. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru strongly believes that ladies dress would be his main tool in fight against corruption. Yoga Guru believes that during campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi he may be arrested and at that time to wear ladies dress he, once again may disappear like Ramlila Maidan. In an another sting operation saint shri Asharam Babu was shown preaching in Jail premises. In the video clip, which was being shown by news channels, he was heard 1000 time saying that he was innocent and he was being implicated due to political reason. But according to unreliable sources he was facing problem of constipation and doctors had advised him to preach in Jail premises to become disease free. Doctors had also said that keeping mum would aggravate his problem. Till then he is regularly preaching in Jail. (By foolish reporter in nindak niare rakhiye.)