Obama Will Campaign For AAP

US President Barack Obama expressed his desire to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party in forthcoming parliamentary election. In a letter to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal, Mr. Obama said that that he wanted to join AAP as Aam Aadmi ( common man). He also said that the entire world knew him as Aam Aadmi ( common man). Mr. Obama said that like Mr. Kejriwal he also did not prefer any security cover for himself. He also said that he traveled all over the world without any security cover. US President said that he could ensure the victory of Aam Aadmi Party( AAP) in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan and North Korea where there were a large number of his fans. He also said that he could fulfil the dream of Mr. Kejriwal to be prime minister of India through his election campaign. US president also said that Mr. Kejriwal should realise the importance of his election campaigning. In the mean time, after unconditional offer of US President Barack Obama to campaign for AAP, Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal convened an emergency meeting of party bearers in Ramlila Maidan to discuss the desire of Mr. Obama to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party( AAP). Participants passed a resolution in this regard. Later talking to humor satire correspondent, Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader Yogendra Yadav said that the party had unanimously decided that Mr. Barack Obama would lead the election campaign of AAP in 2014 parliamentary election in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, China and North Korea. He also informed that AAP sought people opinion over this issue through SMS and Facebook who supported Obama's candidature for the chief election campaigner of AAP. Yogendra Yadav said that Mr. Obama would campaign for the party especially in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq China and North Korea where there were huge supporter of US President. -By foolish reporter.

Modi And Rahul In Kejriwal's Janta Durbar

It is being said that Arvind Kejwari decided to end his Janta Durbar because he had relised that crowd might be uncontrolled any time and might create law and order problem. He was also fearful that stampede like situation might appeared in his Janta Durbar due to heavy rush. But Humor Satire News revealed that that Kejariwal was of the view that arrival of Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi his image might tarnish of Aam Aadmi( common man) and he might become khaas Aadmi ( VIP) at once because both leaders were VIPs. Humor Satire correspondent also revealed that Delhi chief minister was upset, seeing the security personals along long with them. He wanted that security personal might leave Janta Durbar as soon as possible but no-one was ready to mind his concern so he decided to end Janta Durbar with immediate effect. Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) in a statement held responsible both Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi for pressing to end Janta Durbar to Kejariwal. On the other hand BJP and Congress both said that their respective leaders had gone to narrate their problem in Kejriwal's Janta Durbar but Mr. Kejriwal instead of solving their problems took undemocratic decision to end Janta Durbar. Congress and BJP also blamed that Kejariwal is not serious about people' problem so he ended Janta Durbar without addressing the problems of Mr.Modi and Mr. Rahul . Both parties also claimed that their leaders are not VIPs and Mr. Kejriwal is saying them VIPs to tarnish their images. In the mean time Mr.Kejariwal held a press conference over this issue, where he talking to reporters said that he was ready to solve their problem but they will have to register their problem on AAP's Website. When reporters reminded Delhi chief minister that Mr. Modi and Mr. Rahul had come to say him that he ( Mr. Kejariwal) was becoming hurdle in their way in becoming PM, Mr Kejariwal assured that he would seat on hunger strike to press the people to make them prime ministers and said that they should not leave their hopes to be PM of the country. -By Badbolanguru

Required Steps To End VIP Culture

Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal seems determined to end VIPs culture in the national capital Delhi. He is also against the "lal batti ( red beacon) culture in the country. Before announcing to end Janta Durbar he took a number of steps in this regard. AAP leader Kumar Vishwas informing about taken steps by Kejriwal, said from Amethi that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal has ordered to shutdown all shopping malls of national capital Delhi with immediate effect. Mr. Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal has also ordered to shutdown all Five star hotels in national capital. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief has ordered to not allow entry of luxuries vehicles in Delhi because Kejriwal believes that VIPs can use these vehicles for their journey. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief also thinks that entry of foreign tourists should also be banned in national capital so that all foreign tourists come under category of VIP. Kumar Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Durbar because VIPs like former Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi were reaching to narrate their grievances. Kumar Vishwas said that after the news report that Congress president Sonia Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party president Raj Nath Singh also may come to Arvind Kejriwal's Janta Durbar, Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Darbar so that common men would not get access in his Janta Darbar due to VIPs gathering. Another AAP leader Prashant Bhushan said that AAP chief has authorized him to make unauthorized statement to entertain people. Prashant Bhushan claimed that his remarks about referendum in Kashmir to seek public opinion on withdrawal of army from valley, was to end VIP culture from the country but unfortunately the countrymen didn't take it in right context. Mr. Bhushan also advised people to develop right sense to understand his remarks.

Z Pluse Security To Arvind Kejriwal

Ghaziabad: Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal criticised the move of Ghaziabad police to provide him Z Pluse security despite his repeated denial to take security cover. He termed it as an attack on his privacy. He said that he is an Aam Aadmi of the country and is getting whatever gets a khaas Aadmi (VIP) in the country. Delhi chief minister said that the decision of Ghaziabad police to provide him security cover is undemocratic and it is a case of human right violation. He also said that Human Right Commission should take cognisance of the situation. AAP chief said that this incident ( decision) proved that there was a need of reform in police system. He gave a clean chit to UP government saying that there is no role of Akhilesh Yadav led UP government in this case and said that Ghaziaabad police are working independently in this regard. He said this incident ( decision ) once again proved that the people are not safe in the country. He said that the people could understand the plight of people with this incident, when a chief minister is being forced to take security cover in the country. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet president Pranab Mukherjee to apprise him about UP police decision to provide him security cover without his consent. Arvind Kejriwal said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched in the country by the political parties to make him VIP by providing high level security. He also demanded compensation from Ghaziaabad police for tranish his image. Mr. Kejriwal also announced that he would stage a dharna at Jantar Mantar to press Ghaziabad police to withdrawal its security cover. Delhi chief minister threatened that if Ghaziaabad police didn't roll back its decision to provide him security then he would start indefinite hunger strike at Ramlila Maidan in upcoming parliamentary election, in which vetran social activists Anna Hazare would also take part. He said that Human Right violation would be tolerated in the country. -By Badbolan Guru

Bihar CM wants To See Narendra Modi As A PM

Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar has Intensified his efforts to Make Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi as the next prime minister of the country. He has decided to hold a grand rally in Patna, in his support. According humor satire reporter he consulted various parties' leaders in this regard. Nitish Kumar discussed the issue with the former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav, SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and left parties leaders. All leaders said that they were ready to support Modi but Modi would have to assure them that after becoming PM he would construct a grand temple in Ayodhya It is being said that Bihar chief minister gave written assurance to these leaders that Modi would construct a grand temple at Ayodhya after becoming PM. Report also suggests that after being assured leaders gave their consent on Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi's name as a next Prime Minister. They all decided to campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the AAP chief and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal expressed his displeasure saying that despite being great supporter of Gujarat CM, he was not consulted by Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar over this issue, however AAP leader announced his unconditional support to Gujarat CM. Delhi chief minister also expressed his Desire to campaign for Modi.