Friday, May 31, 2013

BCCI chief remains not out

BCCI chief remains not out - Because all bowlers have been proved ineffective.

Reputation of Indian cricket not hit by fixing

Reputation of Indian cricket not hit by fixing, says Dhoni - Because fixing is not indecent work nowadays.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

My fate is in your hands: Nitish

'My fate is in your hands' insists Bihar CM Nitish Kumar- Because RJD chief in mood of war.

Maoists are terrorists

Maoists are terrorists: Jairam Ramesh - After deep research.

BJP questions Shinde's absence after massacre

BJP questions Shinde's absence after massacre-Saying that the state government (BJP) could not do in absence of him.

Anti-naxal operations will be intensified

1. Anti-naxal operations will be intensified - ON Paper.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Stars speak

Your stars do not seem in your favour this week.Your wife may leave you. Beware you may be beaten up by your wife this week. Do not go outside alone. Your wife may suspect at you. Praise her beauty whenever you get chance. Compare her beauty with moon. Try to become romantic poet in her praise.  Buy valuable gifts for her. Do not stop her from doing any work. Do not invite inconvenience by interfering in her work.Take her on outside tour. Close your eyes whenever you see a girl there. Cook favorite food for her. Do every effort to please her. Perform special religious rituals to save himself from her. Promise to build a Tajmahal in her memory after her demise. God bless you.  

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Bengal poll commissioner receives threat letters

Bengal poll commissioner receives threat letters- just imagine how life is safe of common people in the state.

NDA in no danger

NDA in no danger for now, says Gehlot- real danger is the party (BJP) own leaders who want to be prime minister (PM)

Srinivasan dismissed the demand for his resignation.

BCCI chief N Srinivasan dismissed the demand for his resignation- saying he is following the footprints of politicians.

Man who killed five of family commits suicide

Man who killed five of family commits suicide - still i believe there is no need of art of living course in our schools.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Srinivasan must quit

BCCI chief must quit, demand politicians- beacuse they (politicians) do not take time in resigning on moral ground.

The laws against fixing

1. The laws against fixing- is in pipeline. 2. Petrol price pinch- specially to rich

Long-term plan to curb graft in cricket

There's a long-term plan to curb graft in cricket, says govt- and implementation of it, will take nearly 100-year.

Invest before it's too late-Nitish Kumar

There will be more competition in the coming days. So invest before ... : CM- Because tainted ministers will also invest

CM: Bihar offers opportunities, come invest

CM: Bihar offers opportunities, come invest- and youth come to work on one fourth salary.

Friday, May 24, 2013

More job offers

More job offers if you do MBA in India- And you would get Rs. 5000 salary per month.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Obama may curtail drone strikes

After highly successful operation. 2. Outsourced terror new worry- Because locals may loss their jobs.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

A distant relative may not be useful

A distant relative may not be useful as a near neighbour: Chinese PM- Because it takes time in capturing the border.

Nitish is a toy

Nitish is a toy in the hands of the RSS: RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav - Not the chief minister of Bihar.

when China and India speak with one voice

when China & India speak with one voice, the world will & must listen:Li -Except different tune of China on border issue

Zardari blames foreign forces for polls loss

Zardari blames foreign forces for polls loss- Saying that Pakistani nationals were satisfied from the government's work.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Pak considers asking india for electricity.

Pak considers asking India for electricity -Because there is no power crisis in India. It is enough to supply.

246 heritage structures in dange

246 heritage structures in danger- One of the major achievement of Nitish government in Bihar.

Nepali citizen manhandle Indian officials

Nepali citizens manhandle Indian officials- It proves that the country is emerging as a super power.

50-year-old rapes minor

A 50-year-old man allegedly raped his minor niece late on Sunday night- It shows the real face of the civilized society.

North Korea fires fifth missile

North Korea fires fifth missile in three days- To improve standard of living of its own people.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Chinease intrusion is only illusion

China does not believe in man made boundry, instead it sees the world as a family- So Chinese intrusion is only illusion

Country's growth linked to Bihar's growth

Country's growth linked to Bihar's special status: Nitish- As well as The Congress and The JDU's growth.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Congress win in Karnataka

The Congress win in karnataka is a result of hard work of Rahul Gandhi- It means, Rahul had not worked hard in UP elect.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Modi and Nitish were expelled.

In a surprise move Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) and Janta Dal United (JDU) both expelled their heavy weight leader like Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi and Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar. However both parties had said that both leaders would compete their full term and assembly election would be contested under their leadership.
Accepting the truth that both leaders were popular among people as well as in party both parties said that although they were working well in their respective states but in effort of wooing supports of others party’s leaders they were spending sleepless night. Party felt that both leaders may fall sick in efforts of becoming prime minister so the decision of their expulsion was taken.
BJP and JDU said that by becoming over- ambitious they were hurting the interest of the other party leader apart from their own health.
Both party also justified their steps on traditional ground saying that Indian lifestyles teach us to be patience and leave the over ambition. But both leaders were not ready to leave their ambition.
Parties also advised both leaders to practice yoga regularly so that they could leave the lure of Prime Minister Post.

Ending all speculation both Narendra Modi and Nitish Kumar said that they will continue working in the party’s interest as they are true soldiers of the party.
Taking U-turn supporters of both Narendra Modi and Nitish Kumar had changed their loyalty and they were being seen in other leader’s camps.  
In a press note both party justified their actions saying that it was necessary in the larger interest of the both parties. 
Leaders of both parties also blamed that both leaders were making other party leaders irrelevant by their style of functioning as both leaders were trusting on officers instead of party leaders. other party also said that the step is in coalition interest and for internal democracy of both parties.  

Friday, May 3, 2013

A women was also involved in Boston bomb blast

There is enough indication of woman involvement in Boston Bomb blast. DNA reports confirm it:  it means  woman is not behind from man in any work.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

People have been bored from Nitish government

Former chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav said that people have been bored from Nitish government so that Nitish does not know how to entertain people.
He also blamed that Nitish Kumar did not mind the entertainment of the state’s people.
 Lalu Yadav said that he took charge of entertainment department in his tenure. He also reminded the people of his achievement and said that Bihar gave first chief Minster who knew how to entertain people. He said that in his tenure he had ensured the development of the state while Nitish did not take interest in the development work.
He also said that his government could be role model for Nitish but due to ignorance he did follow his policy. He also claimed that the chief minister is also loosing his base in the state. Lalu Yadav also said that he had never demanded vote on caste basis and worked for brotherhood in society. He blamed that Nitish is dividing people on caste line.  The former chief minister said that he worked for improving law and order situation in the state while in Nitish regime lawlessness can be seen everywhere. He termed Nitish Kumar as a tour loving chief minister and said that for justifying his tour he is singing old tune of development. He appealed people to liberate the state from Nitish misrule.  The former chief minister also blamed that Nitish did nothing to return the criminals into mainstream while in his regime they could freely move on the roads.