The central government has decided to provide heavysecurity to Delhi chief minister ArvindKejriwal. According to unreliable souces the central government took this decision on the basis of intelligenceinput. Intelligence Agencies have altered the central government that Delhichiefministermaybecomea easytargetof nearly25000mosquitoes, who are ready to attack on Mr. Kejriwal any moment. After this report a high alert was sounded in and around Delhi and a ban was imposed on Kejriwal's election campaign.
Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed to Arvind Kejriwal' residence. A massive hunt was also launched to catch the Mosquitoes. MosquitoesarebeingseachedonDelhiroads to avert any untoward incident. Delhi chief minister who was in metro train during this development said that he will go to people' court to seek justice. Till filing this report security personals were struggling to get entry into his residence. Delhi chief minister once again reiterated that he has no need of any security. He also threatened to start indefinite hunger strike if the central government forcefully provide him security. He also said that he would seek public opinion over this issue through SMS and facebook. Public opinion would also be sought through AAPwebsite. He also said the people to support his hunger strike to show their anger against the undemocratic decision of the central government. Mr. Kejriwal also invited veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare to led his indefinite hunger strike against the government decision. Mr. Kejriwal also said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched by the Congress-led UPA government and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party to provide him security. ( By a foolish reporter)
US has once again made it clear that there is no change in US visaspolicy for BJP PM candidate and Gujarat chief minister NarendraModi. White House spokesperson in statement made it clear that US is not going to change its visa policy for Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi so that USstillbelievesthatMr.Modiis not an Indiancitizen and a elected representative and he has forcibly occupied the chief minister post of Gujrat. White House spokesperson also said that US will end its all relations with India if Gujarat chief minister became Indianprimeminister. He said that US wants to improve its relation with China and sees it as a India's alternative . White Spokesperson also said that US is denying visa to Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi because USintelligenceagency has alerted president Obama that Gujarat chief minister may become threat for US. He may transfer US technology to Pakistan and China.PresidentObama has also been alerted by US intelligence Agency that he may hijackUS plane during his US visit. US intelligence Agency also cautioned US president Obama that Gujrat chief minister may plant bomb in Whitehouse. He also explode bomb in US metro train and may kill US citizen during his US visit. Besides, he may live in America illegally to operate terrorist training camp. He may deliver anti-US speech in a public meeting. He may say US voters to ensure his victory so that he could become Indian prime minister. He may inspire US businessmen to invest in India. He may sake hand with Chinese premiere in America. He may address Chinese businessmen. His popularity graph may go high to US president . US citizen may request him to become US president. White House spokesperson also said that Mr. Modi may fire indiscriminately at public places. Spokesperson has also said US intelligence has found strong link between Islamicmilitants and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. US has strong proof that there has been hands of Gujarat chief minister in bomb blast all over world. Biharpolice is seaching him for bomb blast in Patna Hunkar rally and Bihar chief minister has requested US to ensure arrest of Gujrat chief minister. There is specific report that Gujarat strong man provides financial support to run terrorist camps in Pakistan. He inspires Kashmiris militants for violence in India specially in Kashmir.
New Delhi: Just after taking oath as a DelhichiefministerAAPleaderArvindKejriwal went in meditation to seek Devine help to fulfil the promises made by his party to voters during Delhielection. In meditation he also signed a pact with Devine power. It is being said that he has been successful in getting many magicsticks from devine power. It is also being said that magic sticks have power to solve the problem of the people. After signing pact with devine power Mr. Kejriwal said that his government was planning to distribute a magic stick to all residents of Delhi so that they could solve their problem with magicstick. He also announced that magic stick will be given to all ministers and officers to solve the problem of the people. Mr. Kejriwal said that with the help of magic stick people would be able in solving their problem in just one moment. He also said that the government wants to empower every resident of Delhi by distributing a magic stick. AAPchief claimed that AAP would get two third majority in forthcoming parliamentary election and would form a government with the help of magic stick. He said that with the help of magic stick corruptpersons could be easily identified and he could be punished. Mr. Kejriwal said that magic stick would ensure 24 hours powerand watersupply in Delhi. He said that magic stick would stop cross border terrorism. It would end the dowary death in the country. Magic stick would provide job to jobless youth. It would end gender discrimination. Magicstick would control the pollution level in the country. It would also stop natural disasters. ( by a foolish reporter)
New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president RajNath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate NarendraModi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)
New Delhi: After deep research the Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi found that corruption is the biggest hurdle in the development of the country. Addressing a election rally at party headquarter in New Delhi on Monday he said that during five year term of Congress-led UPA government he intensively researched on corruption and found corruption as the main problem of the country. The Congress is upbeat on Mr. Gandhi's research and announced that the party will make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party also announced that Mr. Gandhi will be awarded by the party president at a special function. Congress spokesman Manish Tewari talking to reporters in New Delhi said that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would honour him for his unique research. On the other hand, The Bhartiya Janta Party claimed that before Mr. Gandhi, the BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi had conducted research on corruption and he had found the corruption as a big problem in the country's development. The BJP also blamed that Mr. Gandhi is trying to take credit of Mr. Modi's research work. The party also demanded that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi should award Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for his unique research. The party also said that before the research work of Mr. Modi no-one in country knows that corruption is the biggest hurdle in country's development. BJP also said that if the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would not honour him then the party president Raj Nath Singh would honour Mr. Modi at a special function. In the mean time, AAP in a statement blamed on both the Congress and the BJP for misleading people. The party also said that the real credit goes to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal who first time termed corruption as the biggest challenge before the nation. Before his announcement no-one knows this fact even Social Activist Anna Hazare also didn't know.
(By foolish reporter.)
New Delhi: Aam Admi Party president ArvindKejriwal has said that he will form a government in Delhi which will run through SMS and Facebook. He also announced that there will be a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister in Delhi government. Talking to reporters in New Delhi at the party headquarter he said that he would run a government through SMS and Facebook and people opinion would be sought on every subject. Mr. Kejriwal said that a separate post of SMSandFacebookminister would be created in Delhi government, which would be more powerful than the chief minister. He also annouced that in his government the key decision will be taken by SMS and Facebook minister and chief minister will have just follow the decision. Mr. Kejriwal said that the chief minister would have to take prior permission from SMS minister to do any thing. AAP leader also said that the next step of the party would be to seek public opinion through SMS and Facebook that who would be minister and what post he would be allotted. He also said that later reshuffle of ministry would be done through SMS and facebook. He also said that his government would solve the all problem of the people through SMS and Facebook. Mr. Kejriwal said that his government would inform people about the importance of SMS and Facebook in people' life. He also advised the people of the country to take all their decisions through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that SMS and Facebook have magic power to solve the problem of the people. He said that people should understand that if SMS and Facebook can change the government then they can also change the lives of the people. He also said that the dream of good governance can be only fulfill through SMS and Facebook. He also predicted that SMS and Facebook would be major role in making the country super power. Mr. Kejriwal also said that people should take help of SMS and Facebook in everything. He also said that SMS and Facebook have power to solve the all problems of the people. AAP chief said that major problem of the country could be easily solved through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that he was considering his political retirement but veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare stop me do so. He also said that Anna Hazare wanted to see him as a Delhichiefminister so he reconsidered his decision of political retirement. He also expressed his commitment for hundred percent decentralization of power in Delhi. ( By Foolish reporter)
AAP leader ArvindKejriwal said that he was being forced by the political parties toformagovernmentin Delhi. He also expressed doubt of a nexus between the Congress and the people of the country to divert his attention from the real issue (PM post).AamAdmiParty president said that people' desire that he ( Mr. Kejriwal ) should become the chief minister of Delhi showed that people were also a part of high level conspiracy with the political parties . Addressing a press conference in New Delhi he blamed on the Congress of hatchinga highlevelconspiracy to make him chief Minister of Delhi. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet Veteran social activist AnnaHazare to aknowledge him about his pain. He also blamed that political parties were creating confusion in his mind by saying that his fate might be like LokJanshaktiPartypresidentRamVilashPaswan. He also made it clear that he didn't come into poltics to fulfill his political ambition instead he came into poltics to serve the nation by forming a strong Lokpal at centre. He also indicated that he might start indefinite hunger strike if political political parties continued their negative propaganda against him. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal threatened that if political parties continued their negative propaganda against him then he might leave poltics after meeting with Anna Hazare. He described the Congress offer of unconditional support to him as a trap and said that efforts were being made by the Congress to sideline him to clear the way of the Congress general secretary RahulGandhi to become prime minister. He also blamed that he was being forced by the political parties to dream only for the chief minister post. He also made it clear that nothing less than the PMpost would be acceptable for him.
US president Barack Obama has said that India should not make a prestige issue of shocking misbehaving incident with Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade in US and It should see it in border context. Addressing a jam packed press conference in White House he expressed surprise on India's hard stand over this issue. He said that in his view nothing wrong happened with Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade And US security agency did only whatever was necessary at that juncture. He also said that India never took seriously such incidents of past because it knew that US was doing all these to end international terrorism. Mr. Obama also said that in taking action against Devyani Khobragade her dignity and diplomatic stature were kept in mind. He also reminded India that this is not a first incident of its kind and such incidents had happened in past also. US president also reminded India that US had been excellent track record in this regard and never such question was raised in past. He also said that US had always given full respect to foreign diplomats especially Indian diplomats. Mr. Obama also said that US had specific report that Indian diplomats may enter into US with arms and explosive materials so they were specially checked at US airports. US president also justified US misbehave with Devyani Khobragade saying that there was specific intelligence input that Indian diplomats may become a threat to US citizen. He also said that US had not violated any international law by misbehaving Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade instead it had done a commendable job to make the world safe. Speaking on India's demand to US apology he said that it was not just for the better relations between two countries. US president hoped that India would realise its mistake in this regard and Indian diplomats would be mentally ready for such treatment in future. US president also made it clear that US official would continue their work with seriousness in future also.
Credit goes to the SamajwadiParty for passing the LokpalBill in the LokSabha. Credit goes to ShivSena for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok shabha. Without their cooperation Lokpal Bill could not pass by the Lok Sabha. Both parties worked hard for building consensus among political parties to pass the Lokpal Bill. The SP chief had threatened the Congress-ledUPAgovernmentat centre that if it would not work for getting nod of Lok Sabha then the Samajwadi party would withdrawal its support from the government. As result the Congress accelerated its effort to build consensus among political parties over this issue. VeteranSocialActivistAnnaHazare who was on indefinite hunger strike, has praised the role of the SP chief and said that Team Anna is thankful for his support. Anna Hazare reportedly also expressed his desire to campaign for the SP in forthcoming parliamentary election. According to humor-Satire reporter AamAdmiparty(AAP)chiefArvindKejriwal also thanked SP chief MulaymSinghYadav for his effort to pass the Lokpal Bill in Lok Sabha. Mr. Kejriwal also said that he was willing to form pre-poll Alliance at national level with the SP. On the other hand the Congress celebrated this occassin as victoryday. The party leaders also remembered the contribution of the Samajwadi Party( SP). The congress President SoniaGandhi wrote a letter to the SP chief Mulayam Singh Yadav and expressed her gratitude-towards him. She probably also said that to keep the communal forces at bay Congress would need support of the SP. The Congress president Sonia Gandhi criticised the team Anna and AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal for creating hurdle in passing the Lokpal Bill. She said that continuous agitation of Anna Hazare diverted the attention of the government from the Lokpal Bill. She said that team Anna was responsible for delay in passing the Lokpal Bill by the parliament. The Congress chief also said that the development of the country was affected due to hunger strike of Anna Hazare. She also said that in upcoming election Anna would receive defeat in the election because the people of the country would teach him a lesson. Sonia Gandhi also said that Anna's ambition to become PM would be never fulfil. She also said that the Congress would make it an election issue in coming parliamentary election and would expose the double face of the BJP which didn't support the Lokpal Bill in the parliament. The Congress chief expressed her gratitude towards the SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and said that the Congress was ready to make him next PM. On passing the Lokpal Bill Uttar Pradesh chief Minister AkhileshYadav said that the party was in favour of strong Lokpal from long before but due BSP it could not say publicly. He also said that the party would make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the principle opposition party BJP congratulated the Gujarat Chief Minister and the party PM candidate NarendraModi for preparing the Bihar chief Minister NitishKumar to support the Lokpal Bill in parliament. According to the party, veteran Leader LalKrishnaAdvani has also praised Gujarat chief Minister Narendra Modi and has written on his blog that the party would hugely benefited under his leadership. (By a foolish reporter)
After getting approval of LokpalBill by the LokSabha, a emergency meeting was Convened by a notedtaintedminister at his residence to discuss the emerging situation and future course action. A large number of corruptbureaucrats,corruptpoliticalleaders,landgrabers,chainsnatchersandsmugglersattendedthemeeting. In the meeting they discussed how to find new way of corruption. In the meeting innovative ideas were sought from the participating members and they were advised to be innovative in this regard. They were also said to spend time in research work to find new ways of corruption. In the meeting, it was also said that special awards would be given to those members who would suggest new ideas of corruption. In the meeting a resolution was also passed criticising the LokpalBill and vowing to fight till their last breath for throwing it in garbage. In the meeting, particating members expressed their concerned over the LokpalBill and said that through Lokpal Bill efforts were being made in the country to curtail the democratic rights of the people. Participants said that in democracy everyone had right to choose their profession of their own choice and the state could not force people to choose a particular profession. They also said that Lokpal Bill would block the progress of the nation so that corrupt persons would feel suffocated from it and they would not be able to work in a free atmosphere. They also predicted that if Lokpal Bill came into existence then a powerful cyclone might come in the country. They said that Lokpal Bill would aggravate the problem of unemployment, which would not be in the national interest. They blamed that the government was hatching conspircy to curtail the power of civilised persons like them. They also expressed sorrow over the role of so-called intellectuals in society and said that they did not made any effort to stop the bill. They said that TheNationalHumanRightcommission should take cognisance of the situation and it should come forward to protect the right of people. They also expressed their full faith in Indianjudiciary and hoped that they would get justice one day. They also said that USpresidentBarackObama should intervene in this matter and and he should say to IndianPrimeMinisterManmohanSingh to ensure the democratic rights of the people. They also criticised teamAnna and AAPpresidentArvindKejriwal for forcing the government for Lokpal Bill and blamed that they were working on the behalf of foreign power.
Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare's indefinite hunger strike is for making the country a developed nation. Anna Hazare's hunger strike is for eradicating the poverty. Anna's hunger strike is for checking the price of essential commodities. Anna's hunger strike is for ensuring the victory of the congress party. But his indefinite hunger strike is not for ending the corruption from the nation. Anna's hunger strike is not for passing the Lokpal bill, said a political leader. According to him the motive behind his hunger strike at Ralegan Siddhi is to maintain his health. According to humor-satire reporter Anna's health was deteriorating day by day due to old age effect and Anna wanted to maintain it at all cost. So he decided to start his hunger strike. No political meaning should be drawn from his hunger strike. His indefinite hunger strike should not be seen as his sacrifice or national service, because till the date he has not made any scarifice for the nation. He has done everything for himself or his family members. His indefinite hunger strike is not going to serve any national cause so that on doctors' advise, he has started his hunger strike. According to humor-satire reporter some world famous doctors advised him to keep fast to maintain his lost health. Doctors reportedly also said that to live long a person should keep three-day fast in a week. Doctors also said that ideal age of the fasting starts after 60years. They said that persons who have crossed 60 years age, must keep 3 days fasting in a week. The present central government probably has not noticed the intention of Anna. Otherwise it doesn't seem defensive from Anna's indefinite hunger strike and the election result of five States. After the revelation of truth about Anna's indefinite hunger strike the government would probably take a dig at him and it would set aside the Jan Lokpal Bill and would term it as a rubbish. It is also being said that on the basis of some Jhola Chhap doctors' research, world famous doctors gave him advise to keep fast. Anna Hazare said to be very conscious about his health so he takes every possible measure to maintain his health.
Accoding to Surat Police commissioner sonofselfstyledgodmanAsaramBabu,NarayanSai,hasadmittedtorapingthewomen who filed a complaint against him. After admitting his involvement in sexualharassmentcase it is being said that the faith of devotees would increase in him and he would be worshipped like before. It is also being said that in coming days, a race would start among people to become self styled god man. Some other devotees said that they would listen preaching more attentively of NarayanSai than before, because their faith has strengthened in him, after this incident. Some other devotees were seen in anger and blamed that he is being implicated because of political reason. According to humor-satire reporter his devotees see a foul play in Narayan Sai case, because he was to start an agitation against sexual harassment. They also demanded that son of self styled god man should not be treated like ordinary citizen because he is son of self styled god man . They further say that effort should not be done curtail the power of self styled god. Cases should not be framed against the son of self styled god man instead he should awarded. Devotees also warned to hold an agitation against the government's action. His devotees seem unhappy from god ( ultimate reality) so that god didn't appear to save him. The reason of it, they say, may be tough competition between self styled god man and god. They said that god's unwillingness to save the self styled god man's son shows that god doesn't equality treat with everyone. Devotees also said that allegation against godman's son also proved that people and the government have no respect towards kamdev ( god of sex). It is also being said that in his rescue Narayan Sai said that he should not be held responsible for the rape because kamdev forced him do so therefore the real culprit is Kamdev. He also demanded that FIR should be lodged against Kamdev ( god of sex) and he should be released.
Thegovernment'sdecisiontohikethepriceof LPGgascylinderrockedtheentirenation.Thetremorwasalsofeltin neighboringcountries .Although there was no report of any causuality. Panic was seen among the residents after the pricehikeofgascylinder. People were surprised and were not ready to believe it as a true. TV channels were broadcasting it as a breaking news. They all were saying that the hike of LPG Gas price by 3.46 per cylinder is unjust. Experts were talking about the impact of the huge price hike of LPG Gas in the country. They were saying that people would be not able to pay this extra price. Experts were terming it another wrong decision of the Manmohan Singh-led UPA government. Experts were also of the view that the hike would break the backbone of the people. A few other experts were saying that such faulty decision would block the progress of the nation. They were also saying that the poverty would increase from the current price hike of LPG Gas cylinder. Fear was also being expressed to increase of crime graph in the country. Terrorist activities also may rise , it was being said. It was also being said that the Chinese intrusion may increase. The possibility of increase in Pak sponsered terrorism, was also being expressed. It was being said that US president Barack Obama may appeal to Indian government to lower the price of LPG gas, so that it was posing a new threat to international security, especially US security. Political pandits were saying that the Congress has not learnt from the humiliating defeat of the four states. The opposition parties were saying that the government has lost its sense. They were also saying that the people would teach a lesson to the present government by defeating it in forthcoming parliamentry election. They were also saying that the government has no moral right to remain in power. They were saying that If the present government would remain in the power then it may hike the price of all essential commodities by 50 Paisa.
With the refusal of BhartiyaJantaParty(BJP)andAamAadmiParty(AAP) to form a government in Delhi once again proved that political leaders are not hungerofpower and they want to serve the nation. Accusation against them that they do every thing to remain in power proved baseless. The refusal to not form a government also made it clear that they are driven by nationalinterest instead of narrow political gains. Their sole motive is to serve the nation, it was also cleared. After the refusal by both the BJP and the AAP speculationarerife that that after the parliamentaryelectionof2013, the party which would get majority might say that it would not form a government in national interest and it would like to seatinopposition. Political thinkers are also of the veiw that the change wave is so strong in the country that senior leaders of all political party may announce that they would not contest upcoming parliamentary election to give a chancetoyoungster. It is also being felt senior leaders would not seek seats for their sons and relatives to contest election. It is also being said the next primeministermaybe a politicalyimmaturebuthighlyintellectual . It is also possible that after the parliamentary election all politicalpartiesmakeconsensusonsocialactivistAnnaHazarenameforPM and Anna Hazare happily be ready to become PM. According to humor satire reporter the wave of change is blowing in the country and anything may happen at any time. The reporter further says that this may be possible that the Congress contest election under the leadership of RahulGandhi and he may become ready to be PM after getting majority of the party. It is also possible the Congress and the BJP both form a coalition government at the centre. It may be possible that BiharchiefMinisterNitishKumar may leave his enmity with GujaratstrongmanNarendraModi by proposing his name for PM after joining NDA. It is also possible that taintedministers and corrupt officers be given responsibility to root out corruption from the country.
Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi,MadhyaPradesh,Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignationandconstipationmayincreaseamongpoliticiansandtheirsupportersinthecountry. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leadersshoulddreamthattheywonelection. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the casesof daydreamingmayincreasein thecountry. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Manyleadersmayseethattheyaretakingoathofprimeminister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strongLokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activistAnnaHazareisconsideringto jointhepoltics.
Bihargovernment seems determined to take hard step against Maoists on paper. Reviewing the law and order situation, BiharchiefministerNitishKumar expressed deep concern till two hours on sudden spurt of Naxalattacks in the state. According Humor-Satire reporter during review meeting the chief minister went in meditation and spent five hours . Later talking to reporters he said that now time has come to wage final war against Naxals but onlyon paper. He said that all previous governments took hard steps against Naxals on paper, which were highly successful. He said that experience shows that actions against Naxals on paper have been very productive. He also said that Bihar government would also follow the footprints of past governments in taking action. He also indicated that police personal would fight with traditional weapons and equipment and they would successful in curbing the Naxalism. It is also being said that leaders of BiharBJP also spent five hours in expressing deep concern, over surge of Naxal attacks in Bihar.
Later they all meditated to find the solution. It is also being said that former Bihar chief minister and RJDchiefLaluPrasadYadav also expressed deep concern on spurt of Maoists activities. He also advised party leaders to express deep concern so that JDU could not take edge. According to doctors if leaders of Bihar did not stop expressing deep concern then they may fell sick. Doctors also advised political leaders to practicePranayama. They also said Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar should invite YogaGuruBabaRamdev to organise Yoga shivir in Bihar so that leaders could maitain their health. It is being said that Yoga Guru Baba Ram Dev is ready to organise free camps in Bihar for political leaders. In the mean time, PrimeMinisterManmohanSingh and Congress president SoniyaGandhi expressed deep concern on condition of Bihar's leaders and said that in expressing deep concern, they should maintain patience because overdoseof deepconcern may may hert their health.
There is news report that the country left far behind Chinain corruption. After this news, the countrymen filled with pride. They said that giving credit to one or two would not be just for this achievement. It is a result of collective efforts of selected people. Certainly many did hard work for years for this unique achievement. The real credit goes to politicalleaders,officersandmiddlemen. For making the country the most corrupt, political leaders actually did hardwork. without their contribution the country can't leave China far behind. The contribution of officers are not less, because without their cooperation political leaders could not do any thing. There was a need of nexusbetweenpoliticalleadersandtopofficers for this. Credit should be also given to the countrymen for tolerating corruption for long time. without their tolerance the country couldn't make this record. According to Humor-Satire reporter after this news report, celebration was seen in political circle. A grand party was thrown to celebrate this occasion. In the party several prominent leaders took part including PrimeMinisterManmohanSingh,Congress - SoniyaGandhi BJP PM candidate NarendraModi along with several other leaders. Experts say that it is a good indication for the country because once again it was proved that political leaders may unite for national cause. It also shows that national interest is above for them. It also shows that they are not dominated by narrow political gains. It is also said that after the party they held a grandrally . Speaking on the occasion they said that agitationthecorruptionof AnnaHazare was a wrong step and after leaving behind China in corruption Anna and company should apology from the countrymen. Throwing light on the importanceof thecorruption leaders of all political parties said that after forming lokpal the country never gets this unique position. They also said that Anna and company has no vision to make the country better because they judge everything with irrational emotion. It is also being said that after getting Information that China was lacked behind from India Chinesepremier lost his temper and order army to be prepared. It is also said he presided over a high level meeting to know the reason. It is also said all thinktanksof China in meeting failed to know the reason of Indian lead in corruption. Chinese premier also order to constitute a highlevelcommittee to know the reason within ten minutes. He also warned that if the members of committee would fail to know the reason within ten minutes then will be jailed.
Many know that preventionisBetterthancure. But few implement it in life. Although I am exception of it. I fully implement this proverb in life. I take several precaution in life to save myself from disease. I always being alert from lifestylediseasediabetes. Because I know that it makes people' life hell. I take extra precaution to save myself from this disease. I often doubt to be affected from this disease. So I go to check up sugartest at least three times in a month. I do not go in governmenthospital to check up because doctors of government hospitals do not much care of patients. So I go to a private pathologycentre for check up. I request to pathologist to conduct my sugar test carefully and do not take it casually. He takes double fee from me for special check up. But till the date my sugar level has been found normal. Although I am not satisfied from test report and strongly believe I have sugar. So I have given my personal number to pathologist. I have also requested him to consider my test report whenever get time and never forget to inform me If high sugar level be found in my blood. I have also requested to pathologist to discuss my case with his seniors because It may be possible that test was not done properly. I have taken his mobile number and often diale his number to know my test report. Doctors say that I have no diabetes and there is no distantpossiblity to be. They also say that i can enjoy eating sweets as per my desire. But I do not believe at doctors' advise. So I often change doctors. I have also gone to conduct sugar test in big hospitals of metro cities of the country including Delhi,Kolkata,Mumbai and Chennai.NowI havemadeplantogoUSforsugartest. It may be possible that Americandoctors found high sugar in my blood. Pray for me that American doctors declare me diabetic and myeffortsandmoneydo notgowaste. I will like to inform you that my family members want to kill me so they do not praise my efforts instead they say that I have mental problem. My wife has threatened to divorce me if I do not leave methodofdoubtprincipleinlife. She also says to lodge an FIR against me. My doctor son says that I have no such disease. Now I have decided to write a letter to NationalHumanRightCommission that I am being harassed by wife and son through unnecessary advise. Finally I would like to ask a question from people that is this proverb untrue. If not then why do my family members want to suppress my democraticright.
Maoists are freedom fighters. They are not criminals. They should not be treated like criminals. They actually want to work in welfare of common people. So commonmen never become target of maoists' attack. They identify VIPs to make their target. In railway only VIPs travel. So Maoists choose the railway for attack. They often attack on schools because education is not helpful for common men. Education does not empower common men to fight with system. Uneducated may fight better with the systems. They may get their right without education. Education is the greatest hurdle in getting the right of common men. Maoists should be given bravery award for killing of innocent people, women and children. Because there is need of extraordinary courage to kill the children. Everyone can't kill them in such inhuman way. After each Maoists attack I realise that Maoists are fighting ideological war. Ideological war is fought with arms. In ideological war innocent are made target. The children and women are killed. Public property is looted. The recent Sahebganj-Danapur Intercity Express attack was so brave in nature that even a physically challenged passenger was terrorised by the Maoists. The government of India should not delay in announcing the bravery award. The railway ministry should also announce some awards to those Maoists who took part in attack. The railway ministry should also announce life time free journey to those Maoists who took part in it. Probably the railway ministery know the bravery of terrorists so it doesn't provide full proof security to passengers.
The countrymen may witness completly different type of electioncampaigning in the forthcoming Parliamentary election, seeing luring politicians to offer voters helicoptersriding. Probably this unique idea came in leaders minds after seeing villagersgatheringtotake a glimpseofa helicopter'slandingduringelectioncampaign. Although it is tough to say who first realised this that offering helicopter riding to voters may be helpful in winningtheelection. It is a matter of research. But leaders of all political parties have well realised that traditionalcampaigning are not yielding desired results like before because glamourof casteandclass especially in urban areas are not leaving their impact like before. So Indians leaders who are known for their unique experiments have decided to testthisuniquecampaigning. It is also being claimed by some experts that this type of campaigning would bring revolutionary change in people' because they would completly forget about their pathetic condition and they would not held responsible any one for their poorcondition. It is also being said this new campaigning would be also helpful in povertyeradication. Some also say that this new election campaigning would permanently solve the problem of price rise and unemployment. This type of campaigning has power to eradicate deadly disease like AIDS an Dengue. Not only this, it would also stop cross-border terrorism and Chinese misadventure. This type of election campaigning would be helpful in finding the solution of Kashmirproblem. By adopting helicopter riding campaigning Srilanka may find the solution of Tamilissue. Experts also say that If all countries would adopt helicopter riding election campaigning then possiblity of world war would be end forever. By adopting such election campaigning naturalcalamity may be also stopped forever. Humor-Satire reporter asked from some people about possible change from such election campaigning. People responded positively said such election campaigning would completly change the electionsenario and they would more entertain .They also said that this type of election campaigning would provide a magicstick to the government to solve the problem of the people. They also said it would fulfill their long pending desire of helicopter riding. But they expressed doubt that competition may increase among people to ride first that it may pose threat to law and order situation. But they said that to ensure hundredpercentvoting in the country such type of election campaigning should be promoted.