Sunday, September 21, 2014

Kashmir Raag Of Bilawal Bhutto

Playing a crucial domestic cricket match in Multan Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, the son of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto hit a century in a jam packed stadium. The crowd (the partymen ) fully enjoyed the impressive inning of this young batsman, who played all round shots of the wicket in presence of several senior players(senior politicans ). In this match, he also hit a huge six ( he would take back Indian Kashmir after coming to power). According to cricket experts (political pandits) his shot selection was perfect. He never missed a single ball. He was fully confident throughout the match. Cricket experts feel that he would be successful in impressing the pak cricket board ( people of Pakistan ) to select him in Pak Cricket team ( in coming election). According to experts the timing of the century (raising the Kashmir issue ) was appropriate They also said that Bilawal Bhutto knew that without impressive innig ( issue like Kashmir ) he could not get selection( win the election) in Pak Cricket team ( among Pakistani people) He tried to be darling among cricket fans (Pakistani people ) by this inning. Bilawal Bhutto also tried to boost the moral of his team (PPP workers ). Cricket pandits are of the view that Bilawal Bhutto knows the importance of a good inning ( raising Kashmir issue) to be selected in Pak cricket team ( to remain relevant in Pak politics). They also say that it seems that he is ready to recite Kashmir mantra ( Kashmir issue) hundred times in a day to be a good cricketer like other cricketers (politicans). By Badbolan Guru.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

No BJP Government In Delhi

Aam Aadmi Party chief Arvind Kejariwal said that the formation of Bhartiya Janta Party government in Delhi would be a big setback for Indian entertainment industry. Talking to reporters in New Delhi he said that during his short tenure as a Delhi chief minister he had taken a number of steps to ensure the development of Indian entertainment industry. Mr. Kejriwal said that to boost the moral of play artists he had staged dharna at several places in Delhi, despite being the chief minister. AAP chief came down heavely on media saying that it undermined his work and did not give him credit for running a government from roads. In the meantime, Bhartiya Janta Party welcomed the statement of Sheila Dikhshit that BJP should be given a chance to form a government in Delhi. The party also announced that the former Delhi chief minister would be honoured at special function in New Delhi. Congress party issued a whip to the party leaders not to attend function in which Sheila Dikshit would be honoured. Releasing a statement the party said that discipilinary action would taken against those who would attend the function. In the meantime BJP president Amit Shah said that he had no information that his party was trying to form a government in Delhi. He said that no leader of the party consulted with him in this regard. By Badbolanguru.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Salman Khan's Marriage And Love Affairs

According to a news report United State America space research institute NASA would launch a satellite to know that when would Bollywood actor Salman Khan get married. Seeing the keen interest of Salman Khan fans in his marriage and love affairs NASA decided to launch a new satellite. Spokesperson of NASA in a statement also said that for the security of US there was need of research work about his marriage so US decided to launch satellite. The new satellite would be reportedly capable in knowing the Bollywood actor Salman Khan's new girlfriend. The satellite would also predict about his new love affairs. This defense satellite would keep a close watch on Bollywood actor's activities. The satellite would send three dimensional images of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and his girlfriend to its control room, which would be analysed by a group of scientists under the guidance of Loveguru. Talking to reporters in Washington about new satellite the director of NASA research centre said that satellite would be capable in penetrating his dining room as well as his bathroom. He also informed that after the launch of new satellite fans of Salman Khan might see live telecast of his romance. He also said that on the basis of satellite images the date of his marriage's prediction would be possible. According to special correspondent of Humor Satire News after the launch of new satellite by NASA Dabang Actor Salman Khan would not be able in hiding anything about his love affairs. By Badbolan Guru.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

SP Expelled Mulaym Singh From The Party

Taking a rare step Uttar Pradesh chief minister Akhilesh Yadav expelled SP supremo Mulaym Singh Yadav from the party for his rape remarks. Talking to reporters in state capital Lucknow Akhilesh Yadav said that SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav had harmed the party image by saying that rapists should not be hanged for his crime. Akhilesh Yadav also said that with his controversial statement the came on back foot and its opponents got a chance to attacks on the party. UP chief minister also said that the party had always worked for women empowerment so the party was in favoure of a stringent action against the rapists. Akhilesh Yadav also informed that stringent action against SP chief had become inevitable because he wasn't stopping his anti-party activities despite warning. Akhilesh Yadav also said that the party had issued a show cause notice to SP chief for his remarks on rape but he had failed to answer it within stipulated time. UP chief minister also said that SP chief was also defying the party order by not publicly apologise for his rape remarks. In the mean time, BSP chief Mayawati came in save of Mulaym Singh Yadav saying him as a seasoned politician. Mayawati also said that with his expulsion the state would lag behind in development. She also said that she would launch a nationwide agitation against the expulsion of SP chief. In the mean time, speculations are rife that SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav may join BSP in a day or two. The reason was that in an election rally SP chief had termed Mayawati as his long time trusted friend and had said that he wanted to see Mayawati as next prime minister of the country. Mulaym Singh Yadav had also said that BSP chief was the most suitable candidate for the top post of the country. Experts are of the view that with joining the BSP of SP chief, the poll performance of BSP would improve in the state and BJP's performance would decline. By Badbolan Guru.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Modi Resigned From All Party Post

BJP priministerial candidate Narendra Modi resigned from all party posts today, alleging that he had been sidelined by the the party for a few months. Talking to reporters in Varanasi he blamed that some party leaders were trying to run the party like their own private company as a result he was not feeling comfortable in the party. Mr. Modi also expressed unhappiness over declaring him the party's PM candidate. He said that before declaring him the party candidate for PM post he was not consulted. Gujarat strongman also said that in a democratic India, the state or the party could not force a person to choose a particular career and in his case this rule was fully violated. He also demanded compensation from the party for violating his fundamental right by choosing him for the top post of the country. Narendra Modi demanded that the party should apologise from him for declaring him the prime ministerial candidate without his consent. He also charged that in BJP there was no internal democracy and some younger generation leaders had dominance in decision making of the party. The BJP heavyweight also said that senior leaders like L K Advani and Murli Manohar Joshi were not getting due respect in the party and they were feeling suffocated in the party. He also said that seniority and experience were not taken into account before declaring the name of PM candidate of the party. The BJP leader Modi also said that he could not tolerate the negligence of senior leaders in the party. Narendra Modi also blamed that the party was taking over time work from him while many leaders of the party were spending time without work. Narendra Modi also said that if his issues were not fully addressed by the party then he would start indefinite hunger strike before the party headquarter in national capital. In the mean time Human Right commission has taken suo moto notice of the situation and has issued a show cause notice to BJP president Raj Nath Singh stating that why is Mr. Modi being neglected by the party. By Badbolan Guru.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Lalu Will Apologise For His Love Marriage Remarks

A group of youths held demonstrations before the residence of RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav, in protest of his remarks against love Marriage between JDU and BJP. Demonstrators also shown black flags to RJD president Lalu Prasad Yadav when he was addressing an election rally in Patna. They also shouted slogan against him and demanded that RJD chief should apologise for his remarks. It is mention worthy here that RJD chief had said that there was love Marriage Between RJD and BJP. His remarks sparked all-around criticism in the country. Leaders of various parties cutting across party line condemned his remarks and said that his remarks had shown that he didn't want that women got equal right in society. In the mean time JDU and BJP came down heavily on RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and said that his remarks against love Marriage shown that he was against the women empowerment. BJP and JDU have also decided to hold a joint rally at Piya Milan Chauraha in national capital Delhi. A joint statement was issued in this regard by both BJP and RJD in Patna stating that both parties would oppose Lalu Prasad Yadav for his remarks against love Marriage. The Congress also criticised Lalu Prasad Yadav for his remarks against love Marriage. The party leader Digvijay Singh informed that a high level meeting held at congress president Sonia Gandhi residence to discuss over his remarks. In the meeting party leaders demanded that the party should end its poll pact with RJD. Later talking to reporters congress president Sonia Gandhi said that the party had decided to issue show cause notice to RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav. Seeing mounting pressure the RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav said that he would apologise for his remarks against love Marriage in a grand rally in Patna after concluding all phase election. He said that agitators should sympathetically consider his busy shedule and they should give time to apologise. By Badbolan Guru.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Kejriwal's Popularity Is Skyrocketing

After letest attack on Arvind Kejriwal, Aam Aadmi Party claimed that now tide was turning against Modi and it was blowing in Kejriwal's favour. The party also said that a series of attacks on Kejriwal had shown that popularity of Mr. Kejriwal was skyrocketing. However the BJP is not ready to accept that a wave is blowing in Kejriwal's favour. The party also termed the attacks on Kejriwal as premeditated and sponsored of AAP. The BJP also blamed that AAP was staging such attacks on Mr. Kejriwal for growing his popularity among people. The BJP also demanded a high level probe into the matter to know the truth. The party also said that if be necessary CBI probe should be conducted into the matter. The party also said that prima facie it seemed the case of wooing voters so CBI probe was need of the hour. It is being said that Bhartiya Janta Party and the Congress are planning to hold demonstrations against the attackers of Kejriwal. Both parties expressed unhappiness over such attacks and said that a conspiracy was being hatched to weaken the basic values of Indian democracy. It is mention worthy here that Bhartiya Janta Party and the Congress Party are in doldrums after a series of attack on Arvind Kejriwal. According to experts the attack on Kejriwal is a clear indication of his growing popularity among people. They are also of the views that if such attacks continues in future, Kejriwal will emerge victorious in Varanasi parliamentary constituency against Narendra Modi. Experts are also of the view that if such attacks continued AAP may get two-third majority in election and may form next government at the centre. By Badbolan Guru.

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Modi Vs Kejriwal Fight Intensified In Varanasi.

The electoral fight between Narendra Modi and Arvind Kejriwal is taking new twist daily. After announcement of AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal that he would stage dharna in Varanasi to defeat Narendra Modi, Modi vs Kejriwal fight has been intensified in the temple city Varanasi. The Bhartiya Janta Party is reconsidering its poll strategy. Kejriwal supporters are upbeat after announcement of Mr. Kejriwal to stage dharna in Varanasi. They are hopeful about the victory of Kejriwal. One of the Kejriwal's supporter said on condition of anonymity that indefinite hunger strike of Mr. Kejriwal would change the poll scenario in holly city Varanasi. Kejriwal's supporters also claim that in Varanasi there is no Modi vs Kejriwal fight and only wave of Kejriwal is blowing in Varanasi parliamentary constituency. Mr. Kejriwal's supporters also claim that they have seen Kejriwal's wave in all parts of Varanasi parliamentary constituency. This is mentioned worthy here that Kejriwal is known for his innovative idea and successful implementation of it. He is also considered main strategist of his party. He had stunned political pandits winning record number seats in Delhi Assembly election. He had equally surprised people by resigning as a Delhi chief minister. This is said that AAP chief takes political decision after full consideration and judging the ground reality. It is also being said that to ensure his victory against Gujarat chief minister he has made an elaborate plan. He stunned political pandits by announcing that he would stage dharna in Varanasi against Modi to attract people to vote for him. It is also being said that Aam Aadmi party chief has decided to stage dharna against Modi to force him to withdrawal his candidature from Varanasi constituency. Arvind Kejriwal has also announced that his dharna would continue till completion of election. According to political pandits his dharna may change the poll scenario in temple city Varanasi and Modi's popularity may go to zero level. Realising the huge impact of Kejriwal dharna in Varanasi the BJP held a marathon meeting to get solution of this new problem. The party chief Raj Nath Singh talking to reporters in New Delhi denied that there is any fight between Modi and Kejriwal , however he said that his party is accessing the impact of Kejriwal's proposed dharna. He also hinted that Veteran Bhartiya Janta Party leader L K Advani may stage dharna in Varanasi to attract the voters in Modi's favour. BJP president also informed that L K Advani had expressed his desire to stage dharna in Varanasi to ensure victory of Narendra Modi. He also said that BJP was also considering to offer PM post to Kejriwal to persuade him. BJP has also decided that Mr. Modi would not speak a single word against Kejriwal during his poll campaign and he would appeal from voters to vote in Kejriwal's favour to ensure his win. - By Badbolan Gujarat.

Friday, March 28, 2014

All Party Meeting For PM

An all party meeting was convened by all major parties in national capital Delhi to discuss the next prime minister of the country. In the meeting Leaders of various parties made their level best efforts to decide a consensus candidate for the top post of the country. But all efforts proved futile because each participant expressed their keen desire to become the PM. They also said that they have been long desire to be prime minister of the country. Political leaders also said that if they were not made the PM then a serious threat would emerge before the nation. Political leaders also said that without fulfilling their desire to be prime minister, the root of democracy would not strengthen in the country. Participants also said that if they were not made the PM, a wrong single would go in the entire world about Indian democracy. Leaders of various party also blamed that an international conspiracy is being hatched by the big players of the world to weaken the country by not making them prime minister of the country. They also expressed fear that if they were not made the PM Pakistan might use nuclear weapons against India. In the meeting political leaders also said that tall claims of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi that he can alone ensure development in the country, is baseless. Political leaders also said it is their fundamental rights to become PM of the country. Political leaders also said that no one can deprive them from their basic rights to be the PM. They also said that this is a age of liberalization and in this age becoming prime minister can't be privilege of a handful people. Political leaders also said that they would soon launch an agitation against this gross injustice. Political leaders were of the view that for the timely Implementation of the development schemes each leader should get chance to be PM for one day. They also passed a resolution in this regard. Political leaders also said that it is in larger interest of the country that each MP became PM of the country for one day. They also said that if they were not given chance to become PM then their performance will be affected because they can't give their hundreds percent for the country.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Modi Termed Kejriwal As The Best Novelist

Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) PM candidate Narendra Modi termed Aam Aadmi party president Arvind Kejriwal as the best novelist of the country. Releasing Kejriwal's new novel in holly city Varanasi Mr. Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal had enriched Indian literature with his world famous novels. He also said that if BJP came to power after the election, Kejriwal would be given Novel peace prize by the government for his contribution in Indian literature. Mr. Modi claimed that his party first recognised Kejriwal's contribution in Indian literature and decided to promote his new novel by inviting him to contest election against him. Mr. Modi also informed that his government would also facilitate Kejriwal with Bharat Ratna after coming to power. The BJP PM-in waiting said that Kejriwal was the most suitable person for Bharat Ratna because he had highlighted the name of the country through his novels. He also praised Kejriwal's, for his innovative way of book promotion by becoming a politician. Gujarat chief minister said that Kejriwal knew the importance of book promotion and chose poltics to reach mass readers. Throwing light on his new novel Mr. Modi said that Kejriwal's new novel would eliminate poverty and root out corruption from Indian soil. He also said that his novel would also teach how to stage dharna. Describing Kejriwal as ambitious person Modi said that Arvind Kejriwal's resignation from Delhi chief minister shown that he is fully dedicated towards Indian literature. Gujarat strongman also said that veteran social activist Anna Hazare had advised Arvind Kejriwal to not join poltics because he knew that his area of interest was literature not poltics. Narendra Modi also said that he had immense quality to mesmerize people through his interesting way of story telling. Gujarat Chief minister also said that Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader had mastery in narrating interesting story. Gujarat strongman admitted that in narrating story he is similar to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal. He also said that Mr. Kejriwal would leave far behind Chetan Bhagt in popularity.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Narendra Modi Praised The Congress

The BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi thanked ruling Congress Party for generating Modi wave in the country. He also said that due to Congress Party and its good governance his wave is blowing in the country. Modi also praised Congress- led UPA government saying that under the present rule the country left far behind to China in development. Mr. Modi also accepted that he failed to provide good governance in Gujarat because of political inexperience. He also apologized from the people of Gujarat for failing to do any development work in Gujarat. In the mean time, the Bhartiya Janta Party ( BJP) has issued show cause notice to its PM candidate Narendra Modi for publicly praising Congress Party and its government. The party also said that why should action not be taken against him for praising the Manmohan Singh government. The party has also said to Modi to explain its position after the election. However the party has allowed Narendra Modi to campaign as a PM candidate in the election. The party also said that if BJP came to power Modi will be only allowed to take oath of the PM after that he will have to offer the PM post to Lal Krishna Advani. According to humor satire news Congress party held a meeting and criticised the decision of Bhartiya Janta Party to issue show cause notice to Gujarat strongman Narendra Modi. The Congress party also demanded that BJP should reconsider its decision in national interest. The Congress party also said that the party would launch a nationwide agitation to make Narendra Modi the next prime minister. The party also informed that the Congress will bring a no confidence motion against the BJP. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreaming)

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Why Rahul Wants Mary Kom In Parliament

Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi said that he wants woman like Mary Kom in parliament because he strongly believes that the presence of Mary Kom in Parliament would stop unruly behavior of MPs in the parliament. He also said that in presence of noted Boxer Mary Kom in parliament, respected members would think hundreds time before making a noise. The Congress vice-president also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament women reservation Bill will pass within second, because those who oppose the women reservation bill would not dare to oppose it. Rahul Gandhi also said that if Mary Kom gets elected as a member of parliament, pepper spraying incident will never take place in parliament because MPs will fear to do so. The Congress leader also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would boost the confidence of women MPs in parliament and they would raise their voices more effectively than before. Rahul Gandhi also said that in presence of Mary Kom in parliament there will be no need to call marcel to control the slogan shouting members. The Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi also said that the presence of Mary Kom in parliament would save the money and time of the parliament and constructive discussion would be possible in the house. ( Badbolan Guru in daydreamimg)

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Woman Divorced Husband After Knowing He Has No Facebook Account

The scientists have found similarity in gene and facebook account. This means prediction of deseases and other things would be possible in coming days on the basis of your facebook or Google pluse Account. This would also mean that it would be predictable that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. Possiblity of disease would exist in your facebook or Google pluse account. Now the doctors would be able in predicting long before on the basis of your facebook and Google Pluse profile that from which disease you are going to suffer in future. In coming days treating deadly disease would be easy because doctors can get history of your disease from your facebook or Google pluse Account. As far as marriage life is concerned, the secreat of the better marriage life lies in your facebook and Google pluse account. The relation between husband and wife would be decided by your facebook and Google pluse account in today's world. If you have facebook and Google pluse account then you have better chance to lead a happy life than those who have no facebook or Google pluse account. More fallowers of Google pluse and Twitter mean greater acceptability in society and family. Your life partner would like you on the basis of your Twitter or Google pluse followers. You can impress your wife by increasing followers number on Google Pluse and Twitter. How much you give time on internet, it would also decide your success in your marriage life. Facebook and Google pluse would also decide how much your marriage life would be longer. If a person has no facebook or Google pluse account, then there is greater chance that his life would suffer a lot in coming days. To satisfy your life partner there is no need to spend a lot of time for him or her instead one should focus his attention on his facebook and Google pluse profile. Your facebook and Google pluse profile would also be a indicator that how much you are success in life and what will you be in future. A news report also States the importance of facebook and Google pluse Account in happy marriage life. According to humor satire news a married woman within month of her marriage life decided to divorce her husband after knowing that her husband has no Google pluse or facebook account. She was of the view that a person who has no love towards facebook or Google pluse can't love her. She was also feeling ashamed in society. - by Badbolan Guru.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Step To Ban Ink And Shoes Throwing Incidents

Ink or shoes throwing is bad or right, it is matter of debate but one thing is clear that this has changed poll scenario. As the 2014 parliamentary election may be completly different as far as election campaigning is concerned. People may see political leaders delivering speeches wearing helmets. Political leaders also may be seen wearing helmets during press conference. There is report that the party presidents of all prominent parties have issued special directives to their party leaders to wear helmets 24 hours to avoid ink throwing incidents. They have also been said that if they would not wear helmets following the party order then disciplinary action would be initiated against them. Political parties have also demanded that during press conference, journalists should not be allowed entry with pens because ink of pen may be used in throwing at political leaders Press persons would have also come bare foot to attend the press conference leaving outside their shoes. After some shoes and ink throwing incidents this seems that political parties are extra cautious about the security of their parties' leaders. Political leaders have also been said that if be necessary party leaders should not hesitate in wearing ladies dresses to hide their identity. It is also being said political parties have imported some branded helmets for their parties' leaders. Apart from it, political parties have also bought sarees and lady dresses for the parties' leaders. Political parties have also demanded that use of ink and shoes should be banned in the country so that people could not get ink or shoes to throw. Political parties also warned that if ink and shoes were not banned in the country with immediate effect then they would forces to launch countrywide agitation to force the government to ban ink and shoes in the country.

Latest Fight Between Salman Khan And Shahrukh Khan

Heavy fighting broke out between the supporters of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan during filing of their nomination paper of a student union election. At the time of filing nomination paper their supporters clashed with each other. Trouble started when supporters of Shahrukh Khan started airing slogans against Salman Khan. The supporters of Salman Khan opposed it and they scuffled with the supporters of Shahrukh Khan. Supporters of both group injured in clash. Some of them were seriously injured. Seriously injured have been hospitalized in a primary health centre. The police had made elaborate security arrangement for the filing of nomination paper, seeing their criminal records in film. There were possiblities that anti-social elements of films may create ruckus during the filing of nomination paper. So the police were taking extra precautionary measure to avoid any clash. The objections had also been raised over contesting election of both Bollywood stars. People had demanded that they had criminal records in the film so they should be stopped from contesting election of student union. It is mention worthy here that bollywood star Shahrukh Khan and Salman Khan's rivalry is not new. There is a long history of their fight. Even they fought over petty matters in childhood. Gooli danda game often changed into boxing. Both have done their schooling in government primary school. Their master Akhilesh Dash recalls that Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan were naughty in childhood even they didn't hesitate in teasing old age persons. He further says that under peepal tree of their village, they used to play with their other classmates. Akhilesh Dash also recalls that both were superb fighters. He regretted that his advise was not followed by the guardians of Salman and Shahrukh Khan otherwise they were known boxers of the country. He said that he had spotted his inherent potential and advised their guardians to provide training of boxing for them so that they could highlight the name of the country. But my advise was not followed by their guardians and they had to choose a low profile work of acting in Bollywood industry. Scientists from all over world are also showing interest in research work of their fighting. People are predicting that Salman Khan and Shahrukh khan may get Nobel Peace Prize in the best fighter world group.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Salman Khan Married With Girlfriend

There is a report that Bollywood actor Salman Khan has married with his new girlfriend in a simple ceremony. It is also being said that in the marriage ceremony no Bollywood stars were invited. Family members of Salman Khan and his new girlfriend were also not present at the marriage. Speculations are rife about his new girlfriend and now wife. It is being said that noted Bollywood actor came in contact with his girlfriend during climbing of Everest. He was impressed with her at first glance and fell in love with her. It is also being said that his mind reminded him about his earlier statements that he is not in hurry of marriage but his heart got victory over his mind. It is also being said that his new girlfriend is a daughter of a former king of Mount Everest peak and the king was against the marriage because he didn't want that his girl marry with an unemployed youth. The king had put a condition that Salman Khan first get a job then marry. It is also being said that Salman tried hard to get a job but failed in getting. Finally he eloped the girl and married at a temple. According to Humor Satire News after spreading news of the marriage of Bollywood actor Salman Khan young girls staged dharna at their homes in almost all cities of the country. Bollywood actresses also stopped their suiting and staged dharna at sets against the marriage of Salman Khan. Young girls also took part in demonstrations at several places in the country. The girls were shouting slogan like 'we want justice'. Young girls also blocked the road and rail traffic at several places in the country against the marriage. They also boycotted their works. They also decided that they would never resumed their duties in future. It is also being said that young girls also hold a close door meeting in Mumbai. Speaking on the occasion, participants said that Bollywood actor has broken their heart by marrying a Village girl. They also sought answer from Bollywood actor Salman Khan that what were faults in them that he decided to marry with a unknown girl. They sought explanation from Bollywood actor that why was not invited them in marriage ceremony. It is also being said that Bollywood actor issued a press note and said that he would throw a party to agitating young girls after returning from honeymoon. According to Humor Satire News an FIR was lodged at a unknown police station against the Bollywood actor Salman for breaking hurt of many young girls. There is also an unconfirmed report that an arrest warrant has been issued against the Bollywood actor for his marriage. Report also suggests that Bollywood actor Salman Khan is his hiding from one place to another place along with his new wife to avoid arrest while police are conducting raids at possible hideouts to arrest the Bollywood actor. (By badbolan guru in bura na mano holi hai)

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Train Collided With Truk In Mid Air.

In a major accident a high speed train collided with a truk in mid air just after taking off from airport. In accident one crore train passengers were reported to be missing along with train. while no damage of the truk was reported in the accident. All the passengers of the truk were reported to be safe. Missing passengers of the train were being treated on moon based a hospital. According to news bulletin of the hospital all the passengers of the train received serious injury and they are being treated in Intensive Care Unit. The condition of some patients is stated to be critical. Due to collision of the train a high intensity earthquake was also felt in deserted areas of the world causing major damage to property and lives. Thousands homes were destroyed in the deserted areas due to earthquake. A massive search operations was launched to trace the missing train. Substantial evidence is suggesting that debris of train may be founded on mars. Mars government is providing all possible help in search operation of missing train. International community has offered help in search operations of missing train. According to humor satire news soon after taking off the train from an international airport, it was disappeared from radars. All efforts of control room to make contact with train driver was failed. The cause of the accident was stated to be high speed of the train. It is being said that train driver lost control over wheel as a result of it the train collided with Truk and disappeared. An FIR has been lodged in sky police station against all the passengers of train and truk. According to to a report all the passengers of Truk were arrested soon after the accident while police have reached to moon and cordoned of the hospital where missing train passengers are being treated with serious injuries. In the mean time, Human Right group demonstrated at a secret place to press the government to ensure arrest of missing passengers. It is also being said that Human Right Groups also held a close door meeting to make their strategy to ensure the arrest of missing passengers. Speaking on the occasion participants stressed the need to more close door meetings and demonstrations to ensure the arrest of missing train passengers. They also warned the government that they would not stop their close door meetings and demonstrations till the arrest of missing train passengers.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Secret Poll Pact Between SP And BSP

In politics nothing can be predicted. People have never imagined that there would be secret poll pact between Samaj Wadi Party and Bahujan Samaj Party in coming parliamentary election. Because SP and BSP were seen bitter critics of each other before the election. Leaders of both parties in past never lost chance to attack on each other from public platforms. Supporters of both parties have also clashed to each other on several occasions in the past. But now all indications are suggesting that both parties have forgotten their past rivalry and have decided to help each other in the parliamentary election. Latest example of this is that where one hand BSP has decided to give 50 percent party tickets to Bollywood actors and top industrialists to help SP in parliamentary election, on the other hand SP has decided to construct grand parks in Uttar Pradesh to help BSP. SP has also decided to organise Bramhan Sammelan in the country to help Bahujan Samaj party. In a statement Samaj Wadi Party has said that if SP chief became Prime Minister of the country then half budget of the country would be spent on construction of parks and installation of grand statues. The SP also said that the country needs such parks because parks have accelerated development in the country. Samajwadi party admitted that the party learnt this development formula from Bahujan Samaj Party. The party also said that it would construct 100 parks of international standard in Uttar Pradesh. The party also said these parks would be helpful in providing social justice to the people of the country and eliminating poverty from the country. People are drawing different conclusions from the poll pact of SP and BSP. Some are saying that poll pact between SP and BSP is for satisfying political ambition of SP and BSP chiefs to be PM while some other are of the views that both parties want to stop Modi' wave in UP as well as in the country. It is also being said that according to poll pact between SP and BSP, SP and BSP chiefs would alternatively become PM of the country for six months. This process would be repeated till completion of five-year term. Experts say that the leaders of both parties had well realised that without help of each other SP supremo and BSP chief can never become prime minister of the country. Experts also say that both leaders also realised that if they didn't reach the poll pact then they would loss their base in UP. Critics have termed the secret poll pact between Samajwadi Party and Bahujan Samaj Party, is latest example of opportunist poltics in the country. Opposition parties have said that SP and BSP are two sides of same coin. When Humor Satire reporter tried contact leaders of both parties to know their comments on this issue they switched off their mobile phones.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Will Modi Change Foreign Policy?

Non- BJP leaders convened a meeting at secreat place to make their common strategy to stop Narendra Modi's wave in parliamentary election. After 10 hours storming debate they issued a joint statement and said that if Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi became PM then he would change the economic and foreign policy of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that NaMo's dissatisfaction towards present economic and foreign policy is not a hidden fact. Political leaders also said that after becoming prime minister Narendra Modi may promote left ideology in the country because he has deep faith in it. They also said that on several occasions, NaMo has openly defended left ideology saying that it is in larger interest of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that Narendra Modi has shared dias on several occasions with leaders of Communist party of India and CPM. Political leaders said that if Modi got success in his ill motives to change the country's foreign and economic policy then it would not be in country's interest. They also said that due to faulty economic policy of Narendra Modi the development of the country may reach to zero level. They also cautioned people that if NaMo became prime Minster then he would prove to be a close aide of China and he might serve the interest of China. Non-BJP leaders cited an example of a opinion poll which has predicted that Modi's foreign policy would be Chinese centric and he would be a trusted companion of Beijing. Political leaders also reminded people that Narendra Modi has been a blind supporters of Beijing. In the mean time, US president Barack Obama said that if Narendra Modi became the PM of India then Communist regime may return in the world and which would be a threat to present world order. Addressing a family members in Washington Mr. Obama demanded that a meeting of world leaders should be convened to discuss the possible change of Modi's foreign and economic policy. In the mean time, Pakistan has expressed happiness on the news of Modi's possibility to be PM of India. Pak Prime Minister Nawaj Sharrif hoped that Modi's foreign policy would be Pak centric and the relations between India and Pakistan would improve during his regime. Nawaj Sharrif has also hoped that Modi would be liberal towards Pak and he would not be bitter critic of Pak like Manmohan Singh led UPA government. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would bring key change in India's foreign policy as well as economic policy. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would allow infiltration in India and would provide financial help to run the terrorist camps in Pak.

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Lovegurus Would Be Star Campaigners In Upcoming Election

In coming election, lovegurus would be star campaigners of political parties. They would also contest elction on major political parties' tickets. It is being said that there is huge demands of lovegurus in the forthcoming parliamentary election. All major political parties have made their minds to give maximum party's tickets to Lovegurus. The reason of it, is that glamour of caste is not working like before and Bollywood stars are also not so effective. Actually people have started realising that in the name of caste political parties are making them fool for their narrow political gain. So political parties are changing their strategy in new political scenario to win the maximum number of seats. Realising that young voters would be a major role in forming the next government at centre, political parties have decided to change their political fortune through popularity of Lovegurus. To attract the crowd, Political parties have also decided to use Lovegurus in their political campaign. Political parties have also decided to make Lovegurus star campaigners. Actually, political parties are of the view that by making them their star campaigners, they would be successful in wooing young voters so that Lovegurus are popular among young voters. Political parties have also made plans to provide love tips to youths through election rallies. This means that where one had Lovegurus would appeal voters to vote for a particular party, on the other hand, they would also give love tips to younger voters. After indication that Lovegurus are getting prominence in election campaign as well as ticket distribution, their value was seen skyrocketing. Loveguru share in Bombay stock exchange toched a new high. Investors shown their keen interest in buying Loveguru shares seeing huge profits in it in coming days. Surprisingly foreign investors were also not behind in buying Loveguru shares. They also bought Loveguru shares in good number.( By badbolan guru in bura n mano holi hai)

Thursday, March 6, 2014

AAP Released Election Manifesto

Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal released manifesto of his party in New Delhi on Thursday. Speaking on the occasion he said that if he becomes PM after the election, he will run the central government from Ramlila maidan. He also said that key decisions of his government would be taken by the agitators. Releasing AAP's election manifesto he said that after becoming prime minister of the country, his main work will be to stage dharnas in all district headquarters of the country. The AAP chief also said that during sit in (dharna) he would motivate people to oppose decisions of his own government. Talking about AAP's election manifesto he said that after coming to power his government's priority would be to construct grand dharna sites in all parts of the country. The AAP chief also said that there will be no scarcity of funds in construction of dharna site. Former Delhi Chief Minister said that huge funds will be spent on construction of dharna sites and Architects from all over the world will be hired for construction of dharna sites in India. He also informed that a grand dharna site will be constructed in the national capital Delhi, which will be more beautiful than Taj Mahal. Aam Aadmi party leader said that his dream project will be main attraction for foreign tourists. He also termed sit in as a main tool of poverty elimination and said that to overcome from slowdown he would stage dharna in everywhere in the country. Arvind Kejriwal also said that during his tenure as a PM the country would earn more revenue through dharna. Arvind Kejriwal also said that his government will provide life time pension to those who will actively take part in dharna ( sit in) and demonstrations. The AAP leader also said that strict action would be taken against those officials who would try to stop dharna ( sit in) and demonstrations in the country. He also said that if be required then he would not hesitate in staging dharna against such officials. Talking about the party's mainefesto he said that if he came to power then Defense budget would be zeroed because he strongly feels that there is no need of security in the country. AAP chief said that in his regime Army would be withdrawal from the border as well as terrorist hit Kashmir because he thinks that sit in ( dharna) would be more effective in bringing peace and stability in the country. He also claimed that after formation of his government China and Pakistan would stop their anti-India activities because they would realise that he can stage dharna against them. ( Badbolan guru- in Bura na mano holi hai.)

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Thousands Died In Loo At Everest

More than thousands people died in loo at the world's highest peak Everest. On Wednesday temperature at the world's highest peak was recorded 150 Celsius. Seeing the temperature rise at the world's highest peak heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed there and round the clock vigil is being maintained. The police have surrounded the hospitals where heat stroke patients are being treated. It is also being said that heat stroke patients are being thoroughly checked through metal detectors before allowing them for treatment in hospitals. Schools and colleges have been closed there. Astrologers have predicted more temperature rise in coming days. The cause of temperature rise is said to be intensive plantations drive at Everest. It is mentioned worthy here that the Everest government had launched a special plantations drive and more than two-crore plants had been planted in just one month. According to experts plantations drive has left negative impact on the environment of the Everest. It is being said that more than one crore people have been affected from heat stroke. They are being treated in Intensive Care Unit by jhola chhap doctors . Jhola Chhap Doctors have advised the government of Everest to immediately shift the rest population to thaar desert so that people could get respite from high temperature. Jhola Chhap Doctors have also said that the temperature of the thaar dessert is moderate and will be just for heat stroke patients. On the advise of Jhola Chhap doctors, the Everest government has hired some bullock carts to shift the population to thaar desert. Till filing of this report people were going to Thaar desert in buttock carts.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Narendra Modi Agreed For Marriage

Political leaders are making all eforts to woo the voters to ensure their victory in upcoming parliamentary election. Even they are getting married to make their image in public. Acorting to Humor Satire new BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi may announce that he will marry just after the completion of the forthcoming parliamentary election. According to an outsider of the party, Gujarat chief Minister will convene a press conference in one or two days to make formal announcement about his decision to marriage. It is being said that BJP priministerial candidate Narendra Modi was initially against his marriage but before the decision of the party he was to change his decision. It is all being said that the party has issued a whip to him to marry as quick as possible to make himself more acceptable among voters. After the decision of the party about his marriage he sought time from the party's president Rajnath Singh on this ground that due to tight shedule of the election he would not get time for marriage. He assured the party chief that he will get married just after the concluding parliamentary election. It is also being said that Gujarat strong man also gave a written assurance to the party in this regard. Actually, the BJP think tanks are of the view that after getting married Mr. Modi would be more popular among married people while Congress vice-president would be left behind in popularity graph from BJP's PM candidate. The step is being considered balancing act of the party as the party believes that Modi's marriage may reduce Arvind Kejriwal's effect and may ensure the party victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. Mr. Modi's Political opponents are trying to know about his love affair by daydreaming. They are holding daydreaming competitions among their supporters to know about his love affair and his wife's name. Narrating his daydreaming a political opponent said that Modi has love affair with moon based a girl. He also said that Modi has been in love with her nearly 100 years. Talking about Mr. Modi's wife he said that his wife has been former miss universe. He also said that Mr. Modi regularly goes to moon meet his wife. Another his political opponent said that Mr. Modi' wife is the tallest leader of the moon and he takes his political decision according to her advise. He also said that Mr. Modi's love affair is 80 years old. According to an unconfirmed report after Mr.Modi's consent to get married after the election Congress and AAP held Marathon meetings to decide their future course of action in new political scenario. In Congress party's meeting several party leaders said that Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi should also announce the date of his marriage so that BJP could not take political mileage of Mr. Modi's marriage - Report is based on daydreaming.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Political Parties Want To Use Venom GT In Election Campaign

The impact of the test drive of Venom GT car in US, is largely being seen in India.The leaders of various political party have decided to use Venom GT car in their election campaign. They are of the view that Venom GT car would prove better than helicopter in election campaigning. Actually political parties are trying to woo voters at all cost, so they they are using all means to win the election. An online survey conducted by Humor Satire News to know the choices of political leaders in their election campaign, shows that political leaders preferred Venom GT car to helicopter. The congress party held a press conference in New Delhi and said that the party leaders would largely use Venom GT cars in their election campaigns. The party also inform that it would seek permission from Election Commission in this regard. The congress party said that the party took decision to use Venom GT car, because the party leaders could reach on time to address their election rallies. The BJP will also use Venom GT car in its election campaign. The BJP also claimed that high speed of the car will helpful in winning the election for the party. The ruling Congress and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party both have promised in their election mainefestos that if they come to power in the forthcoming parliamentary election, then they will ensure free distribution of GT car to the countrymen. Both parties have also claimed that free distribution of Venom GT car would ensure overall development of the countrymen. In a statement, the Congress described the main specialties of Venom GT car and said that if the party comes to power then it will fulfill the aspirations of the people to ride on Venom GT car. The principle oopposition party BJP has also made similar promises to voters. The party in a statement said that just after becoming PM of Narendra Modi, the party would start car distribution to the countrymen. According to political observers, political parties have failed in addressing the main issues of the people so they want to use Venom GT car to divert the attention of the people. The Congress party wants to avoid its anti- party wave in upcoming election by using it in its election campaign while BJP wants to use it to make Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi next prime minister.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Salman Khurshid Calls Modi Impotent

Whenever election campaign gets momentum political leaders become cautious about their remarks. They use democratic words to send positive signals among voters. They mind every word before speaking. They do enough research work on what they have to say. Apart from it, they motivate people towards positive lifestyle. After much research, Union Minister Salman Khurshid made a statement about Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi, saying him impotent. In an election rally in Farrukhabad he showered praises on Narendra Modi and termed him impotent. During his praise he forgot that his party Congress may take disciplinary action against him for his praise. Experts also expressed their opinions over his remark and said that his praise to Modi proves that he works above party line in national interest and he can sacrifice his self-interest for larger interest of the country. Initially it was not clear that this is his personal research or other party' leaders also took part in his research work. But later Congress spokesperson termed his impotent remark based on Salman Khurshid's personal research and indicated that action against him may be taken for publicly praising Modi by saying him impotent. In the mean time Salman Khurshid said that he reached to conclusion that Modi is impotent after deep research . Talking about importance of word impotent Salman Khurshid said that word impotent brings development wherever and whenever it is used or. He said that development of Gujarat is not because of Narendra Modi and said that Gujarat chief minister did nothing for development of Gujarat. He also claimed that Gujarat received development because Modi is impotent. He also claimed that only highly intellectuals like him can do such research. He also said that he reached to conclusion that Modi is impotent after deep research . But instead of inviting applause for him, his research works brought criticism from all corners. The external affair minister was widely criticised by the BJP's leaders. The external affair minister Salman Khurshid also said that his criticism for his new revelation shows that people are not showing interest about innovative ideas. He also said that due to lack of interest towards new researches, the country has left far behind in development. Salman Khurshid said that he had worked hard and spent a lot of money in conducting research on Modi. He also expressed surprise over the responses of intellectual class and said that even intellectual class didn't recognize the importance of his new research and preferred to be silent on his criticism. Congress MP from Andhra Pradesh who used pepper spray in Parliament has congratulated Salman Khurshid for his unique research. He also said that members of parliament and member of legislative council would motivate to conduct similar research. RLD MLAs who had become shirtless in UP assembly had said that remarks of the external affair minister would bring a sea change in Indian poltics. Political leaders would conduct such research in future and India would leave to China far behind in development.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Al-Qaeda Conducted Nuclear Test

Al-Qaeda successfuly conducted nuclear test in Afghanistan's Torabora Hills. Just after the news report of al-Qaeda nucler test, celebrations were seen in western countries specially in US and Britain. . People came out from their homes and danced on the streets in joy. They were shouting slogan in Al- Qaeda support . People were also seen talking about positive outcome of nuclear test by Al- Qaeda .They were saying that the world would be more secure after the Nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda and fight against terrorim would be strengthened. According to a report US has expressed happiness over the nuclear test of Al-Qaeda, hoping that the world would be more secure after Al Qaeda's nuclear test. US president Barack Obama congratulated the Al-Qaeda's scientists and hoped that after the successful nuclear test of Al Qaeda, terror group would intensify its peace efforts in the world. He also announced ease in security of US saying that there is no need of it after the test. Mr. Obama directed to remove All CC TVs cameras from places of strategic importance. He also said that there would be no security check up at US airports and passengers would be allowed to board their aeroplanes without any security check up. He further said that no foreign diplomat will have to go through security check up in US. Celebrations were also seen in Israel where people were seen dancing on streets in joys after the nuclear test . In the mean time, just after the nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda, Pakistan declared two days mourning. The government also decided to observed two days bandh in protest of nuclear test by Al-Qaeda. Due to the government sponsored bandh normal life in Pakistan was paralysed. Vehicles were not seen on Pakistan's roads. People preferred to remain in their homes. Roads and streets were seen deserted. High alert was also sounded in Pakistan and security had been beefed up. Security of top terrorists have been ensured. In the mean time, Pakistan blamed India for helping Al- Qaeda in conducting the nuclear tests. In a statement Pakistan's spokesperson blamed that India provided technical and financial support to Al Qaeda to conduct atomic test. Pakistani's foreign spokesperson also blamed that India is trying to create disturbances in Pakistan through Taliban. Spokesperson also demanded a ban on India for promoting terrorism in the world through Al-Qaeda. He further said that India is providing financial support to Afghanistan based Al- Qaeda groups. According to Humor Satire Reporter Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed near terrorist training camps in Pakistan to provide security to militants.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Elephant Drank All Water Of River Yamuna

Taking a surprise move an elephant drank all water of the river Yamuna in national capital Delhi, causing water scarcity in the capital Delhi. The cause of the elephant's step was not known till now but according to an unconfirmed report the elephant belongs to a particular party and when he was denied ticket by the party chief he took this extream step in protest. It is also being said that the elephant was fully loyal to the party and its party president and he was considered to be close associate of the party chief. He was willing to contest election from a parliamentary constituency in forthcoming parliamentary election and had been preparing for long time for this . But the elephant's caste proved hurdle for getting him the party ticket. The party denied him ticket on the basis that the population of his caste was not enough in the constituency to ensure his victory and he was little chance to win the election. After hearing this news that he has been denied the party ticket, he became angry and drank all water of river Yamuna. He was also sat on dharna along with other elephants at Ramlila Maidan in Delhi in protest of the party's decision. Heavy forces have been deployed in Ramlila Maidan to persuade the elephants. Another report suggests that the elephant was in anger after the resignation of Aam Aam Party chief Arvind Kejriwal as a Delhi chief minister. He had voted in Kejriwal's favour in assembly election hoping that Kejriwal would bring a sea change in Delhi administration during his regime and he would not have to give bribe to clerks for their works to be done. But due to untimely resignation of Arvind Kejriwal elephant's aspiration was not fulfilled and he became angry. Humor Satire News reporter narrated different story about the incident, according to him the elephant was well-known environmentalist of Delhi and he was upset over the rising polution level of Yamuna river so he drank all water of Yamuna to end the pollution. In the mean time, the people of Delhi came out on the street and protested against the water shortage. They also demanded that water supply be ensured in their homes. The government has taken several steps including 24 hours long meeting of cabinets to ensure the water supply in Delhi. To ensure water supply in Delhi the government has also decided to organise workshops in all pockets of Delhi. The government has also decided to ensure more panel discussions on TV channels. The government has also decided to organise prathna sabh ( prayer) to meet the challenge.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

China Issued Show Cause Notice To Obama

There are conflicting reports about China's reaction after Dalai Lama- Obama meet. According a humor satire news agency China issued show cause notice to Obama just after US president Barack Obama met with Dalai Lama saying that why should not disciplinary action be taken against him for defying its order to not meet Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama China believes that US president has violated the international law by meeting with Tibetan spiritual Dalai Lama at White House in Washington. China is also considering to move a resolution to pass in UN security council against US president Barack Obama. China has sought support from Japan, Taiwan and Vietnam and India to support the resolution in UN security council. In the mean time, Pakistan has announced that it would not support Chinese resolution in UN security council. The world leaders came in support of China and criticised the US president Barack Obama for his meeting with Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama. They also termed both leaders' commitment for the world peace is highly objectionable. The world leaders also said that with the meeting of two leaders Chinese economy would be badly affected and population of China would rise. The world leaders also said that Nobel Peace Prize should be withdrawn from Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama and his fundamental rights should also be curtailed. Another report suggests that China Issued High alert in the country after Obama- Dalai Lama meet in White House. Chinese spokesperson in a statement said that with the meeting a low intensity earthquake was felt in the entire china which indicates possible danger of Obama-Dalai Lama meet. According to an unconfirmed report Chinese premier presided over a high level meeting with top party leaders and termed it as a highly provoking action of US president Barack Obama. Chinese premier also said the army to be prepared for war. He also said that China would issue stern warning to Its neighboring countries to give strong message to US that its misadventure would not be tolerated in future. If US president Barack Obama doesn't apologise for his wrongdoing, China will compell to attack on its neighboring countries. China premier also said that China would also transfer missile technology to Pakistan to register its protest. 'Dalai Lama has no right to meet with any world leader because whenever he meets with any world leader it causes of natural calamity in China,' said Chinese premier. After the meeting, emergency was declared in China and leave of soldiers was cancelled. Those who were on leave had been said to resume their duty within 24 hours. In the mean time China conducted an atomic test to show its strength.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Fashion Show In UP Assembly

The members of parliament and members of Legislative Assembly are showing their talents these days on the floor of the house. They want to be successful in the forthcoming parliamentary election at all costs. To ensure their victory they are taking part in various competitions. Few days back, Congress MP Rajagopal won gold medal in pepper spraying competition in parliament. After getting gold medal he became famous in the country as well as in the world. Countrymen praised him for his extraordinary talent. His success motivated many MPs and MLAs in the country. But his made record in parliament didn't remained longer. His record was broken by two RLD MLAS Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi in a fashion Show competition in UP Assembely by becoming shirtless. By getting gold medals RLD's MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi left far behind to the Congress MP Rajagopal. After this talents exhibition competition they received applause from all over country. Although both MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi won gold medals in different category but it was rated more than Rajagopal's win. RLD members Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi enthralled the UP legislative Assembly's members as well as the countrymen by becoming shirtless. After their win Upbeat RLD chief said that live telecast of fashion show should have be done so that a large number of people could be benefited from this unique fashion show. RLD leader also hoped that RLD MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi would soon become the role model for MLAs and MPs . He came down heavily on those who are saying being shirtless undemocratic protest. He expressed surprise on the knowledge of critics and said that criticism of respected MLAs has proved that critics don't know ABC of Poltics. In the mean time, fashion industry has welcomed the move of the two MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi and said that fashion industry would be largely benefited from their talents. Political Parties Said To their Parties Leaders To Be Shirtless During Election Campaign- Seeing the popularity of Congress Congress MP Rajagopal and two RLD MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi political Parties have advised their party leaders to be Shirtless during election campaign. Political Parties also said their parties leaders to use pepper spray in election rallies to increase their acceptability among voters. After marathon meeting congress party came to conclusion to use pepper spray at large scale to avoid anti-party wave. The party also advised its vice-president Rahul Gandhi to use pepper spray during his campaign. On the other hand, the principle opposition party BJP also decided to use this new method of election campaigning to ensure the victory of the party in forthcoming parliamentary election. Party leaders are of the view that by becoming shirtless and using pepper spraying the effect of AAP in election may be lessened. AAP think tanks are also considering seriously on the use pepper spray in election campaign . According to Humor Satire reporter the party has said Kumar Vishwas to be Shirtless in Amethi to attract voters of Amethi. Advising Kumar Vishwas AAP said that Amethi parliamentary constituency keeps symbolic importance for the party so the party leader Kumar should not hesitate in pepper spraying on the voters. According to a confirmed report SP and BSP held separate meetings after the shirtless fashion show in UP Assembly and asked the parties' leaders that why not this idea came first in their minds. It is also being said that both parties issued showcase notice to their parties' leaders, saying that why not action should be taken against them for this utter negligence. -Badbolanguru in come to learn tell a lie.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

AAP Begins Jhadu Chalao Yatra

AAP launched its Jhadu Chalao Yatra across 24 States to make Indian cities clean and beautiful. Talking about AAP's Jhadu Chalao Yatra, Aam Aadmi Party leader Ashutosh said that it is AAP's special drive to attract more tourists in India. He said that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal is very serious to make Indian cities the world class so that tourists from all over world came to India and the country could earn revenue through tourism industry. AAP leader also inform that if AAP came to power after the forthcoming parliamentary election then special thrust would be given in beautifying the Indian cities. Ashutosh also claimed that after formation of AAP government at centre India would become superpower within 24 hours. He also said that only Arvind Kejriwal knows the importance of tourism so he decided to start Jhadu Chalao Yatra in the country to make country's a tourist hub in world. Ashutosh informed that Arvind Kejriwal during his US tour realised that there is need of special cleanliness drive to attract more tourists in India. He said that Arvind Kejriwal felt that the country lagged behind in cleanliness from the country like Singapore and England so tourists visit less in India than other rich country of the world. Ashutosh said that Seeing the importance of tourism in the development of the country, the party chief decided to start a cleanliness drive in all parts of the country before the party election campaign. He also informed that seeing the urgency of cleanliness in the country Arvind Kejriwal decided to resign from his post of the Delhi chief minister so that he could give his full time in making the Indian cities clean and beautiful. Ashutosh also said that after becoming Prime Minister Arvind Kejriwal would never hesitate in resigning from his post for the cleanliness of the country and development of tourism industry in India. Ashutosh also blamed that all previous governments failed to recognise the importance of tourism industry as well as cleanliness. He also said that AAP would contest forthcoming parliamentary election over the issue of cleanliness. He also said that during the party campaign in election the party would appeal voters to ensure defeat to those parties which have been neglecting the cleanliness of the country. Ashutosh also said that voters would teach a lesson to those parties' leaders who did nothing for the development of tourism industry in the country. AAP leader also said that the party would also organise speech competitions all over the country on Importance of Tourism and cleanliness in India. He also that winner of the competition would be awarded as a party ticket.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Unknown Facts Of Narendra Modi

To know the unknown facts of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi Humor Satire News organised a daydreaming competition in four metropolitan cities of the country. In the competition people were said to know unknown facts of Bhartiya Janta Party leader Narendra Modi by daydreaming. After daydreaming people narrated some interesting facts of Narendra Modi's life. They said that Narendra Modi was an IPS officer before becoming the chief minister of Gujarat. People also said that he was an strict police officer. Humor Satire Correspondent verified the facts from some photographs which were sent by a satellite to its control room. In the photographs Narendra Modi has been shown serving as a IAS officer in Gujarat capital Ahmedabad. Photographs also provided some interesting facts of Narendra Modi that he had post graduated from Oxford university and he belongs to a highly rich family. He has spent life in comfort. The satellite has also sent a picture in which Narendra Modi has been shown on a picnic spot, celebrating holidays. Thus in cross check the facts proved that he was an IPS officer instead of tea vendor or Chaiwala. After the revelation of some unknown facts of BJP PM candidate Narendra that he was an IPS officer before becoming chief minister of Gujarat, the Party seems to be on backfoot. The Party spokesperson in a statement termed the revelation as a baseless and misleading. The party also reiterated that it is well established truth that Narendra Modi was a tea vendor ( chaiwala). The BJP also said that to tarnish the image of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi false unknown facts of his life is being presented by some vested interest people. The BJP questioned that why do not political parties highlight interesting facts of his life that he has been organising Chai Pe Charcha in the country for years. In the mean time opposition leaders issued a joint statement and said that now it has been well cleared that Modi was an IPS officers before becoming the chief minister of Gujrat and his claim that he was Chaiwala is far away from facts. The opposition leaders also said that BJP would not be benefited by organising Chai Pe Charcha
The opposition parties termed the Chai Pe Charcha of BJP as political gimmick. The opposition parties also came down heavily on BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi after the revelation of unknown facts of Gujarat CM and said that by saying himself Chaiwala ( tea vendor) Narendra Modi is trying to create a wave in his favour. Political parties also advised the countrymen to be aware from Narendra Modi because he is trying to woo them by saying himself Chaywala. The Congress party in a press release blamed Narendra Modi of playing with people sentiments by organising Chai Pe Charcha in the country. The Congress party also feared that during Chai Pe Charcha communal violence may be erupted in the country. The Party also said that Modi is misleading people by saying himself a tea vendor ( chaiwala).

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Ants Looted 10 Crore From Elephant On Valentin Day

In a daring incident on Valentin day, ants looted 10 cr at gunpoint from an elephant near the world's highest peak Everest of the Himalaya. When the Elephant was on his way to a picnic spot to celebrate Valentin day with his girlfriend the perpetrators overtook his car and looted the money. The criminals also looted a diamond ring which had bought elephant as a Valentin gift. According to an eyewitness when the elephant opposed the perpetrators, they beaten him brutally. Report also says that ants were equipped with sophisticated weapons like AK-47 rifles. They also fired in air to terrorise the residents of Everest. The elephant is said to be a well-known businessman of the Everest. He is owner of several Valentin day gift items shops . It is also being said that Elephant had withdrawn big amount from a bank for Valentin day and was going to celebrate Valentin day to a picnic spot with his girlfriend, when ants overtook his car and snatched bag of money from his hand. An FIR has been registered in this regard in Everest south police station. After the looting incident a high alert has been sounded in entire Everest and raids are being carried out to nab the suspected ants culprits. It is also being said that in a clash with criminals elephant received minor injury. He was immediately rushed to hospital where his condition was said to be serious. According to hospital bulletin his condition has remained critical and he may be referred to jhola chap doctors for further treatment. In the mean time, in the protest of incident, elephants of Everest went rampant and set fire several vehicles of police. They also disrupted the rail traffic of the Everest region. Elephants have also decided to launch a nationwide protest in all over country in protest of the incident. Elephants organization has condemned the incident of looting on the auspicious occasion of Valentin day and observed one minute silence to register their protest. Elephants have also decided to observe black day on Valentin day next year. Elephants also boycotted the work on Valentin day. In a press release elephants said that they would only resume their duties when the government would give written assurance to provide them security on Valentin day .They also said that they are often terrorised by the ants on the Valentin day as a result they never get full freedom to celebrate Valentin day. It is also being said that normal life of Everest peak has been paralysed due to bycott of work by elephants. Elephants also held a meeting to decide their future course of action. Speaking on the occasion participants suspected a foul play in the incident and said that it seems that anti Valentin day forces under a well hatched conspiracy stopped them to celebrate Valentin day.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Rajagopal Should Be Awarded For Pepper Spraying.

After the use of pepper spray by Seemandhra MP Rajgopal in the Lokshabha, his popularity graph is skyrocketing. He has become the most popular leader of the country, BJP leader Narendra Modi and Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi have left far behind in popularity. All prominent parties announced him as their PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election. Google trend also shows him as the most popular leader of the country. Because he was alone searched 10 cr in a single day. According Google trend figure people most searched him as the next prime minister of the country. Google trend also shows that people used keyword Rajagopal as the next PM. While BJP PM candidate got second position in search result. Arvind Kejriwal has said to be third in search result and he reportedly has sat on dharna against internet users for giving him third position in their search preferences. An online survey also says that people of the country want to see Rajagopal as the next Prime Minister. According to survey people also want that Rajagopal should be given bravery award for showing extraordinary courage in Loksabha during introduction of Telengana bifurcation Bill. Political leaders cutting across party line also demanded that MP should be given the country's the highest civilian award by the government. They are of the view that MP has set a new norm of protest by pepper spraying in the lower house of the parliament so his moral should be boosted by honouring him. In a statement, political leaders said that MP chose a democratic way of protest keeping dignity of the house and the country's constitution in mind. They further said that in such time when behavior of MPs in parliament is declining day by day, the manner of protest of MP is praiseworthy. He showed the highest respect towards the democratic system of the country by pepper spraying. Political leaders also advised Arvind Kejriwal to learn lesson of protest from Rajagopal. According to experts, the act of MP not added name and fame to the parliamentary system of the country but this incident also sent a positive signals in the entire world. Certainly world leaders would be inspired from this incident said experts. According to a confirmed report Rajagopal received acclaim from the so-called intellectuals. In the mean time Rajagopal came down heavily on handful critics saying that the when the country's and world leaders are showering praise for his work, they are singing a different tune. MP also claimed that his behavior comes under the set norms of the parliamentary system and he has not violated any norms. He said that he used paper spray in self defense because every man has right of self defense in democratic India. As he was feeling insure in parliament at that time so he used paper spray to boost his moral, he said. He said that he is being victimized by handful people due to political reason. He said that he is being criticised by those who don't know the importance of operation bhadas. He also said that he would go in people' court to seek justice.

Is Narendra Modi A Fascist Or Dictator?

Is Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi a dictator or fascist. His critics held him responsible for post- Godhra carnage and term him fascist or dictator. They also blamed that he didn't take step to stop Godhra riot. On the other hand his fans consider him as a good administrator, who ensured the development in Gujarat. His supporters also say that if he became next prime minister of the country then he would ensured all round development of the country. His supporters also say that people should not mind critics' allegations so that they are terming Narendra Modi as a dictator or fascist for political gains. The facts remained unanswered would it right to say Modi fascist or dictator when he enjoys huge support of people and is considered a mass leader. What BJP thinks over this issue. We will know BJP's view over this issue through this news report. The principle opposition party Bhartiya Janta Party came down heavily on the opposition parties for criticizing Gujrat chief minister and the party PM candidat Narendra Modi by saying him fascist and dictator. Citing an example of a seer dream that post Godhra riot had not happened in Narendra Modi regime. The party said there are the factual errors in critics allegations and said that after the seer's dream it has been crystal clear that Narendra Modi is being termed fascist or dictator by the opposition parties for political mileage. The party also decided to aware minority community about the seer dream. The party said its leaders of minority community to proved that Mr. Modi is not a fascist or dictator instead he is a hard working and visionary politician who ensured the development of Gujarat. The party also decided to make an appeal to voters to teach a lesson to those who are terming Modi as a dictator and fascist The party also said that by saying Narendra Modi as a fascist or dictator the opposition parties are insulting the people' mandate, who voted Modi to be the chief minister. The party also expressed regret over character assassination and use of abusive words in politics by some politician. - By badbolanguru in universal truth.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Rahul Gandhi's Unknown Facts

How many know unknown facts of Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi. The answer will be very few. But before knowing unknown facts about him, We will first know some known facts about Congress leader. Congress vice-president is known today as a successful politicians of the country. He is vice-president of the Congress Party. He is known for new experiment in Poltics. When all leaders like to stay in national capital new Delhi. Rahul Gandhi likes to spent night in poor man's hut. He is often seen working over time for the common people of the country. He is often seen sitting on hunger strike in protest of many issues. He had supported Anna's agitation and actively had taken part in it. He had worked hard a lot for formation of strong Lokpal. These are known facts about Rahul Gandhi. Now we would know about some unknown and interesting facts about Rahul Gandhi. I only know unknown and interesting facts of Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi. Because I have diploma in daydreaming. One fine day during daydreaming I knew some hidden facts of Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi. Generally people know that Rahul Gandhi belongs to Gandhi Nehru family and he has spent life without any inconvenience. But reality is different from known fact about Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi. Very few know that his life has been full with challenges. he has been spent his life in hardship. He has struggled for his basic needs. He has taught tuition for pocket money and study. He has done his schooling in government primary school because he had no money to study in private school. He had been talented students in his student life. Despite this he could not get job anywhere. No-one was ready to give him work. He had applied for job in many companies of the country. But got rejected everywhere. But he didn't accept defeat. He didn't lose patience and continued working over time. He believes in law of karma. He has immense faith in god. He tried to work in Bollywood so he went Mumbai. In Mumbai he struggled hard to get work in film. He spent sleepless night without food. He slept on footpath. Bu his extra ordinary qualies helped him a lot during struggle time. Finally he got work in a film and film became superhit and he became superstar. The congress president watched his film and she was greatly impressed with his work and decided to offered him vice-president post of Congress party.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Foreign Tourists In India

The government has taken a number of steps to promote tourism industry in the country. The government thrust has been to ensure flow of foreign tourists to India so that enough foreign money could be earned. But tourism department was to take some major steps to get expected result. The department has to address the problems of foreign tourists. Foreign tourists had raised concern from time to time that they are provided foolproof security in India as a result they could not move freely in India. Indian government took cognisance of main concern of foreign tourists and decided not to provide any security to them in India especially women tourists. To ensure tourists flow in India, foreign tourists would not be provided any security during their visit to India said a tourism department official on condition of anonymity. India government was fearful that due to foolproof security, foreign tourists may hesitate in coming to India. As a result tourism in India may badly suffer. Several countries have advised their citizen to not tour India, saying that due to foolproof security in India they may face problems. Especially western countries have alerted their countrymen that Indian government takes no time in addressing the problems of foreign tourists so they don't raise the issues with the government officials. It is mentioned here that several counries had expressed desire that Indian government should provide US like facilities to foreign tourists . In US, foreign tourists have not to pass through any security check up. They are not checked at airport. Even foreign diplomats get entry in US without any security check. Foreign tourists are allowed to move freely in any part of US. Foreign tourists in US freely move wherever they want to go. After some rape incidents with foreign tourists in India, it is expected that flow of foreign tourists would increase in the India in coming days and Indian tourism industry would be largely benefited from it. The number of women tourists would also increase. It is also expected that women tourists would attract due to some incidents with women tourists. Foreign tourists have expressed happiness that after some grave incidents with foreign tourists, they would enjoy a lot during their tour to India. ( Badbolanguru in universal truth)

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Pak May Announce Most Favoured Nation To India

A sea change is being seen in Pak's stand as it is all set to declare India as a most favoured nation. According to a news report Pakistan any moment may announce India as a most favoured nation. Pak has indicated this by demanding third party mediation in Kashmir Issue. Pak establishment has realised this that good relation with India is in Pak's larger interest. It is also being said that after realisation of the fact that Pakistani leadership tried to make consensus among terrorist groups over this issue. It is being said that Pakistani Home Minister visited the terrorist camps to know terrorists' views over this issue. It is also being said that minister also assured the terrorist groups that Pak stand has not changed over Kashmir issue and it would continue to provide weaponry and financial support to terrorist groups. According to an another report when Pak Home Minister visited the training cams, terrorists demanded that India should be given status of Most favoured Nation by Pakistan. It is also said terrorist organizations also demanded that action should be taken against them. Terrorists also said that if Pakistan government didn't announce status of Most Favoured Nation to India then they would be forced to start an agitation against the government. On special demand of terrorist groups Pakistani government has imposed ban on terrorist camps in Pakistan. Pakistani government has also launched a massive crack down operation to nab the top terrorists. It is also being said that Pakistani leadership is ready to support India's claim for permanent seat of security council. Pakistani spokesperson in his regular press briefing said that Pak finally realised that a strong and prosperous India is in Pak's interest. It is also being said that Pakistani military has issued stern warning to civilian government to take step to normalise relation with India. Pakistani army also said to Sharrif government to support India's candidature for permanent membership of security council. It is also being said that Fundamentalist groups have been launching agitation in Pakistan for few days to provide status of Most Favoured Nation to India. They have also been agitating for few days in support of India's candidature for permanent membership of UN Security Council. Terrorists are demanding that Pakistan should support India's candidature for UN security council Terrorist organizations have also said they should be handed over to win the trust of India.