Sunday, January 19, 2014

Rahul Gandhi Married With His Girlfriend

New Delhi- In a simple ceremony, Congress Vice-president Rahul Gandhi married with his ex-girlfriend in New Delhi. He was said to be in love with her for few seconds. According to eyewitness both were seen 3-second before in Chandani Choak- area buying dresses for their kids. The girl was also stated to be first love of Congress Vice-president Rahul Gandhi. It is also being said that Rahul was often seen with his girlfriend watching movies. It is also said that it was Rahul's first sight love. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Delhi chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal and Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev attended the marriage ceremony. While her mother Congress president Sonia Gandhi boycotted the marriage ceremony because she was reportedly against the Marriage. According to an unconfirmed report after the news of Rahul Gandhi marriage, Sonia Gandhi convened an emergency meeting at her residence10 Janpath. In the meeting the party declared Priyanka Gandhi as its PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress Party also announced that Priyanka Gandhi would contest election from Amethi in place of Rahul Gandhi. Rahul's aunt and BJP leader Maneka Gandhi was present on the occasion for blessing the newly married couple. According to humor satire news despite invitation of Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi no Congress men attended the marriage ceremony, fearing disciplinary action against him. The Congress party had issued a whip to its partymen to not attend the marriage ceremony. Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh also avoided the marriage ceremony fearing disciplinary action against him. Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev was exception of it. Despite stern warning by Congress president Sonia Gandhi to not attend the marriage cremony, he attended the marriage ceremony. The Congress party has issued show cause notice to Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev saying that why not action should be taken against him. The party has said to Yoga Guru to explain his position over this issue within 100 years. According to outsider Yoga Guru Baba would probably say that he attended the marriage ceremony due his close relation with Rahul Gandhi. There is also conflicting report about the anger of Congress president Sonia Gandhi. According one view, she was against the Marriage because bride was stated to be daughter of a Aam Party office bearer so she was sensing a high level conspiracy in the Marriage. The second reason of Rahul's mother anger was that the girl was extremely beautiful and intelligent and Congress President did not want that Rahul Gandhi Married with intelligent girl. Congress president believed that Congress vice-president might divert from his real attention and would not get time for election campaigning due to her love. And the party might suffer a lot in upcoming election. According to outsider of Congress Party, Rahul Gandhi decided to marry with the girl on advise of Dentsu India, a Japanese advertising and public relations company, and Burson Marsteller another PR firm. Dentsu India and Burson Marsteller had advised the Congress vice-president that marriage with the girl of Aam Aadmi party man would boost his image. PR firms have advised Rahul Gandhi to campaign with his wife in 2014 parliamentary election so that she might attract votes of Aam Aadmi. In a sharp reaction before the marriage, Congress Party termed the Marriage of Congress vice-president as a politically motivated step. The party released a statement over this issue and said that Rahul Gandhi would not be politically benefited from this step. The opposition parties cutting across party line welcomed the Rahul Gandhi's Marriage and said that Rahul and his party would be hugely benefited in forthcoming parliamentary election due his marriage. ( The writer is known for daydreaming)

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Personality Development Tips

What is personality-Let me clear what is personality. Personality is your outlook. Personality does not reflect in inner qualities of a person. Personality reflects in your double standard in live. Mantras of success Do you know the mantra of success. Mantra of success lies in your personality. There is no shortcut for personality development.You will have to work hard for this. For personality Development, knowledge of English is key. It is considered today as a soft skill. But knowledge of English is not enough itself. If you want to develop your personality. You will have to forget your mother tongue. Without forgetting your mother tounge your personality would be below standard. So forget your mother tongue as quick as possible. You will have to forget your custom and culture. You will have to choose Bollywood stars as a your role model. You will have to blindly follow them.You will have to give advise to people without seeking. You will have to present your views without reason on every occasion. You will have to leave your shyness. You will have bold in life. You will have to be talkative. As much as you can speak you should speak. You will have to attend the parties without invitation. You will have to speak purposelessly. You will have to take part in political discussion on tea stalls. You will have to show your aggression supporting one party's view. If be possible you should fight with others keeping your views. Above mentioned all tips are mantras of successful life. Personality disorder- If you are achieving in life whatever you had expected then it shows that there are some disorders in your personality. Check your personality by giving answers of below mentioned personality test questions. Do you complete your work on time? Are you a successful person ? Do you behave normally with others? Do you inspire others to achieve something in life? Are you cooperative by nature? Are you satisfied with your present status? If your answer is yes of all above mentioned personality test questions then there are some disorders in your personality. (The writer is widely known for daydreaming)

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Obama Will Campaign For AAP

US President Barack Obama expressed his desire to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party in forthcoming parliamentary election. In a letter to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal, Mr. Obama said that that he wanted to join AAP as Aam Aadmi ( common man). He also said that the entire world knew him as Aam Aadmi ( common man). Mr. Obama said that like Mr. Kejriwal he also did not prefer any security cover for himself. He also said that he traveled all over the world without any security cover. US President said that he could ensure the victory of Aam Aadmi Party( AAP) in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan and North Korea where there were a large number of his fans. He also said that he could fulfil the dream of Mr. Kejriwal to be prime minister of India through his election campaign. US president also said that Mr. Kejriwal should realise the importance of his election campaigning. In the mean time, after unconditional offer of US President Barack Obama to campaign for AAP, Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal convened an emergency meeting of party bearers in Ramlila Maidan to discuss the desire of Mr. Obama to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party( AAP). Participants passed a resolution in this regard. Later talking to humor satire correspondent, Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader Yogendra Yadav said that the party had unanimously decided that Mr. Barack Obama would lead the election campaign of AAP in 2014 parliamentary election in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, China and North Korea. He also informed that AAP sought people opinion over this issue through SMS and Facebook who supported Obama's candidature for the chief election campaigner of AAP. Yogendra Yadav said that Mr. Obama would campaign for the party especially in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq China and North Korea where there were huge supporter of US President. -By foolish reporter.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Modi And Rahul In Kejriwal's Janta Durbar

It is being said that Arvind Kejwari decided to end his Janta Durbar because he had relised that crowd might be uncontrolled any time and might create law and order problem. He was also fearful that stampede like situation might appeared in his Janta Durbar due to heavy rush. But Humor Satire News revealed that that Kejariwal was of the view that arrival of Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi his image might tarnish of Aam Aadmi( common man) and he might become khaas Aadmi ( VIP) at once because both leaders were VIPs. Humor Satire correspondent also revealed that Delhi chief minister was upset, seeing the security personals along long with them. He wanted that security personal might leave Janta Durbar as soon as possible but no-one was ready to mind his concern so he decided to end Janta Durbar with immediate effect. Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) in a statement held responsible both Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi for pressing to end Janta Durbar to Kejariwal. On the other hand BJP and Congress both said that their respective leaders had gone to narrate their problem in Kejriwal's Janta Durbar but Mr. Kejriwal instead of solving their problems took undemocratic decision to end Janta Durbar. Congress and BJP also blamed that Kejariwal is not serious about people' problem so he ended Janta Durbar without addressing the problems of Mr.Modi and Mr. Rahul . Both parties also claimed that their leaders are not VIPs and Mr. Kejriwal is saying them VIPs to tarnish their images. In the mean time Mr.Kejariwal held a press conference over this issue, where he talking to reporters said that he was ready to solve their problem but they will have to register their problem on AAP's Website. When reporters reminded Delhi chief minister that Mr. Modi and Mr. Rahul had come to say him that he ( Mr. Kejariwal) was becoming hurdle in their way in becoming PM, Mr Kejariwal assured that he would seat on hunger strike to press the people to make them prime ministers and said that they should not leave their hopes to be PM of the country. -By Badbolanguru

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Required Steps To End VIP Culture

Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal seems determined to end VIPs culture in the national capital Delhi. He is also against the "lal batti ( red beacon) culture in the country. Before announcing to end Janta Durbar he took a number of steps in this regard. AAP leader Kumar Vishwas informing about taken steps by Kejriwal, said from Amethi that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal has ordered to shutdown all shopping malls of national capital Delhi with immediate effect. Mr. Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal has also ordered to shutdown all Five star hotels in national capital. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief has ordered to not allow entry of luxuries vehicles in Delhi because Kejriwal believes that VIPs can use these vehicles for their journey. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief also thinks that entry of foreign tourists should also be banned in national capital so that all foreign tourists come under category of VIP. Kumar Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Durbar because VIPs like former Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi were reaching to narrate their grievances. Kumar Vishwas said that after the news report that Congress president Sonia Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party president Raj Nath Singh also may come to Arvind Kejriwal's Janta Durbar, Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Darbar so that common men would not get access in his Janta Darbar due to VIPs gathering. Another AAP leader Prashant Bhushan said that AAP chief has authorized him to make unauthorized statement to entertain people. Prashant Bhushan claimed that his remarks about referendum in Kashmir to seek public opinion on withdrawal of army from valley, was to end VIP culture from the country but unfortunately the countrymen didn't take it in right context. Mr. Bhushan also advised people to develop right sense to understand his remarks.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Z Pluse Security To Arvind Kejriwal

Ghaziabad: Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal criticised the move of Ghaziabad police to provide him Z Pluse security despite his repeated denial to take security cover. He termed it as an attack on his privacy. He said that he is an Aam Aadmi of the country and is getting whatever gets a khaas Aadmi (VIP) in the country. Delhi chief minister said that the decision of Ghaziabad police to provide him security cover is undemocratic and it is a case of human right violation. He also said that Human Right Commission should take cognisance of the situation. AAP chief said that this incident ( decision) proved that there was a need of reform in police system. He gave a clean chit to UP government saying that there is no role of Akhilesh Yadav led UP government in this case and said that Ghaziaabad police are working independently in this regard. He said this incident ( decision ) once again proved that the people are not safe in the country. He said that the people could understand the plight of people with this incident, when a chief minister is being forced to take security cover in the country. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet president Pranab Mukherjee to apprise him about UP police decision to provide him security cover without his consent. Arvind Kejriwal said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched in the country by the political parties to make him VIP by providing high level security. He also demanded compensation from Ghaziaabad police for tranish his image. Mr. Kejriwal also announced that he would stage a dharna at Jantar Mantar to press Ghaziabad police to withdrawal its security cover. Delhi chief minister threatened that if Ghaziaabad police didn't roll back its decision to provide him security then he would start indefinite hunger strike at Ramlila Maidan in upcoming parliamentary election, in which vetran social activists Anna Hazare would also take part. He said that Human Right violation would be tolerated in the country. -By Badbolan Guru

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Bihar CM wants To See Narendra Modi As A PM

Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar has Intensified his efforts to Make Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi as the next prime minister of the country. He has decided to hold a grand rally in Patna, in his support. According humor satire reporter he consulted various parties' leaders in this regard. Nitish Kumar discussed the issue with the former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav, SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and left parties leaders. All leaders said that they were ready to support Modi but Modi would have to assure them that after becoming PM he would construct a grand temple in Ayodhya It is being said that Bihar chief minister gave written assurance to these leaders that Modi would construct a grand temple at Ayodhya after becoming PM. Report also suggests that after being assured leaders gave their consent on Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi's name as a next Prime Minister. They all decided to campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the AAP chief and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal expressed his displeasure saying that despite being great supporter of Gujarat CM, he was not consulted by Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar over this issue, however AAP leader announced his unconditional support to Gujarat CM. Delhi chief minister also expressed his Desire to campaign for Modi.

Friday, January 10, 2014

Bharat Ratna To Narendra Modi

In a major decision Congress-led UPA government today decided to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for giving tough fight to Congress party in upcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party in a statement said that Congress chief Sonia Gandhi is highly impressed with Narendra Modi and she welcomes his presence at national level. It is believed that before finalising the name of Gujarat chief minister for Bharat Ratna to Gujarat chief minister, the Congress consulted with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, who is said to be great fan of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav also supported the move of the central government, saying that it was precondition of RJD for pre-poll alliance with Congress. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Prasad Yadav reportedly had made it clear to Congress president Sonia Gandhi that pre-poll Alliance was only possible with congress when Bharat Ratna would be given to Gujrat Chief Minister Narendra Modi. Lalu believes that this is necessary to keep the communal forces at bay in forthcoming parliamentary election. On the other hand, JDU slammed RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav for trying to take credit and said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar had first time raised the issue with prime minister Manmohan Singh in New Delhi. Bihar chief minister had also called on Congress president Sonia Gandhi at her residence and had demanded that Bharat Ratna should be given to Modi. In the mean time Bhartiya Janta Party held a meeting on this issue and criticised the central government's move to give Bharat Ratna to Narendra Modi saying that the Congress is giving Bharat Ratna to tarnish the image of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. The party also said that the Congress would not succeed in its ill motives. BJP 100-time expressed its full confidence in Gujrat chief minister and reiterated that Gujrat chief minister is and will be PM candidate for the party. Veteran BJP leader L K Advani supporting candidature of Narendra Modi for PM post said that the real face of Congress Party has been exposed before the people with its decision to give Bharat Ratna to Gujarat Strong man Narendra Modi.

Baba Ramdev In Ladies Dress

In a sting operation conducted by Humor Satire News on Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev, he was caught wearing ladies dress. He was also seen in different ladies dresses in different parts of the day. TV channels were showing him wearing Saree in the morning, ladies suit in the evening and nighty at night. Spokesperson of Patanjali Yogpeeth avoided direct comment ( because he feared to face disciplinary action) on video clip, being shown by News channels but hinted that he was performing special religious rituals to bring back the black money to India. He also said that people should see it in right context. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev knew the importance of ladies dress during police crack down in Ramlila maidan. 'Till then he regularly wears ladies dress spokesperson further said'. Spokesperson said that Yoga Guru strongly believes that ladies dress would be his main tool in fight against corruption. Yoga Guru believes that during campaign for Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi he may be arrested and at that time to wear ladies dress he, once again may disappear like Ramlila Maidan. In an another sting operation saint shri Asharam Babu was shown preaching in Jail premises. In the video clip, which was being shown by news channels, he was heard 1000 time saying that he was innocent and he was being implicated due to political reason. But according to unreliable sources he was facing problem of constipation and doctors had advised him to preach in Jail premises to become disease free. Doctors had also said that keeping mum would aggravate his problem. Till then he is regularly preaching in Jail. (By foolish reporter in nindak niare rakhiye.)

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Demand Of Referendum In Kashmir

New Delhi: AAP president and Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal said that wrong meaning should not be drawn from senior AAP leader Prashant Bhushan's remarks on Kashmir so that he has been given charge of entertainment ministry by the party and as an entertainment minister he is doing his best job by entertaining people through his remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that his remarks should not be misunderstood and his contribution should be recognized by entertainment industry. He also said that everyone has right to freedom of expression in the country and Mr. Bhushan's right should not be curtailed. He came down heavily on media for criticising his remarks and said that his remarks should be welcomed by media because due to his remarks TRP of news channels increased many fold. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his role in the party would be Similar to Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh. AAP chief said that whenever Mr. Bhushan would issue such statements the party would distance itself from statement like Congress party and his remarks would be termed his personal view. Mr. Kejriwal said that the Congress has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because the Congress general Secretary Digvijay Singh often makes such remarks. AAP leader said that RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav has no moral right to criticise Mr. Bhushan because he also entertain people by making such remarks. Mr. Kejriwal said that creativity of a person should be recognized in the country because it is necessary to make country super power. Mr. Kejriwal said that Mr. Bhushan by demanding referendum in Kashmir gave befitting reply to Pakistan that the present government failed to give. He said that to couter Pakistan's ill motive such remarks are necessary. Mr. Kejriwal said that although party doesn't endorse his remarks on Kashmir but the party strongly believes that such statements would be helpful in solving the Kashmir dispute. He said that overall impact of his remarks would be realised all over world in future. AAP chief also said that his remarks on Kashmir would solve many problem of the country including price rise of essential commodities, cross-border terrorism, Chinese misadventure, unemployment and poverty. ( By foolish reporter in nindak niyare rakhiye)

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Political Leaders Will Take Holly Dip

Political leaders of almost all parties have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga in Varanasi on auspicious occasion of Makar Sakranti to wash their sin. Actually Political leaders want to go to voters with clean image, so they have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga, spokesperson of all parties said in a statement. Besides AAP, leaders of all political parties have decided unanimously that they would only contest forthcoming parliamentary election when their all sin would wash. Leaders of all political parties came down heavily on AAP leaders, saying that they are not serious about prevailing corruption in the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. Political leaders also said that the real face of AAP leaders have been exposed before the people with their decision to not take part in holly dip. Political leaders of all parties blamed that AAP leaders don't want to eradicate corruption from the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. In view of huge gathering of political leaders in Varanasi, UP chief minister Akhilesh Yadav held a meeting at his residence in Lucknow and reviewed law and order situation of the state. UP chief minister also said the officers to book all five star hotels to stay political leaders. He termed them state guests and directed officials to provide them VIPs facilities. He also said that dereliction of duty would not be tolerated in this regard. The chief minister also gave necessary direction to officials to provide high level security to those political leaders who are taking part in holly dip. Every step is being taken to avoid any untoward incident on this occasion, said an officer in statement. Rumors are rife in the country that stampede like situation may emerge during holly dip because political leaders are in hurry to wash their sin. In the mean time Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) in statement blamed that a high level conspiracy being hatched by the political leaders against AAP by the proposed holly dip. AAP leaders also said Congress and BJP along with other political parties are misleading people and are trying to cover up their sin by diverting attention of the people from real issue. Political pandits see it a historical step to end the corruption from the country. They also say that this move of political leaders would be more effective than indefinite hunger strike of veteran social activist Anna Hazare and it would completly eradicate corruption from the country. Political pandits are also of the view that political leaders seem adopting zero tolerance policy towards corruption and they wanted to end corruption at any rate.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Impact Of Love

New Delhi: A young youth was hospitalized with multiple injuries after falling in love with a girl. Soon after the tragic incident he was rushed to hospital where his health was stated to be critical. His condition was being monitored round the clock by world famous doctors. He was still in coma after 24 hours. Doctors who are attending him said to humor-satire news on condition of anonymity that his condition may agravate if he was not heard love song. Doctors also said that popular bollywood songs were being heard to him. And it is believed that he would be okayed after few days. However contrary reports are coming about his injury. As youth parents blamed that News channels are spreading rumors by broadcasting false report. They said that their son was injured with election result. After receiving defeat in an election several injury marks were seen on his body. They demanded reelection for fast recovery of their son. By foolish reporter

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Sheila Dikshit Will Be Star Campaigner Of Congress

New Delhi. After Delhi Defeat, Congress party convened a meeting to discuss the poll preparation for forthcoming parliamentary election. In the meeting Congress decided to project former Delhi chief minister Shiela Dikshit as its star campaigner for forthcoming parliamentary election. The party said that former chief minister of Delhi will be party's star campaigner for 2014 election. The congress party also made it clear that she would intensively tour the country and would inform the voters that she was defeated by Arvind Kejriwal under a high level conspiracy. The party leaders are of the view that her defeat would generate a sympathy wave in party's favour. The former chief minister of Delhi would say voters that her government worked with full energy to address the problem of Delhi People but Anti-Congress wave changed all equations. The congress think tanks strongly believe that after making her star campaigner the voters would realise their mistakes and they would vote in party's favour. In the mean time to counter the effect of former Delhi chief minister, Bhartiya Janta Party has decided to change its star campaigner Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for the upcoming parliamentary election. However the party didn't clear the name of its star campaigner but according to unreliable sources the star campaigner of the party may be Arvind Kejriwal, who is willing to join party after Delhi Assembly election. Although BJP is also considering the name of Rahul Gandhi as its star campaigner.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Arvind Kejriwal As A Prime Minister ( PM)

An all party meeting was convened in New Delhi to discuss strategy to make Arvind Kejriwal next prime minister of the country. In the meeting political leaders showered praise on Delhi Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal and said that he is new hope of the country. They also said that under the able leadership of Kejriwal India would emerge as a super power. They also said that Kejriwal is not a leader of only AAP instead he is leader of all parties. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav expressed their desire to campaign for Mr. Kejriwal. Political leaders threw light on his personal life and said that Kejriwal's biggest quality is this that he is a day daydreamer and he may promote people to day dream. The leaders of all parties said that he can solve the problem of the country by daydreaming and may inspire people to daydream. They said that everything is possible for daydreamer like Kejriwal because he sees positiveness in everything. They also said that he can solve all problem of the country in dream. The leaders of all political parties also said that Kejriwal is bold enough because he can sit on hunger Strike for long time against his own government while they can't do the same because disciplinary action may be started against them. The leaders of all parties also said that Kejriwal have mesmerized them and they are doing whatever Kejriwal is willing. Terming Kejriwal as a practical person they ( leaders) said that he strongly believes that greed of a person can be ended through strong lokpal. Political leaders said that they have been greatly effected from Kejriwal's personality. They said that they had been fed up from corruption and they wanted to see implemented Kejriwal ideology into reality. They ( leaders) said that he could only make corruption free India. Political leaders also remembered that Arvind Kejriwal has been idealistic since childhood. Political leaders also said that he has been honest since his childhood. Participants said that he always talks to eradicate corruption from the country, that makes him an interesting man. In every discussion he talks about ideology. They said that he had been flexible in dealing the issue. Political leaders also demanded that Kejriwal should be given Bharat Ratna. In the mean time AAP in a statement slammed leaders of all parties for projecting Arvind Kejriwal as a consensus candidate for the PM post and said that political leaders are projecting him as a leader of all parties for political gain. Important among who attended the meeting were PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President Sonia Gandhi, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi, BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi, BJP president Rajnath Singh, Bihar chief Minister Nithish Kumar,RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and West Bengal chief Minister Mamta Banerjee. The program was conducted by senior congress leader Digvijay Singh. ( By Foolish reporter)

Friday, January 3, 2014

Arvind Kejriwal's Indefinite Hunger Strike

In a surprise move Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal along with his ministers staged dharna at
Jantar Mantar against his own government. He said that until his government has been failed to take any concrete measure for welfare of Delhi citizen. AAP workers also shouted slogans against their own government. Later talking to reporters Mr. Kejriwal said that he would start an indefinite hunger strike from Monday for forcing the AAP government to fulfill its all promises. He said that his hunger strike would continue till ending the corruption from country. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his indefinite hunger strike would continue until AAP government doesn't assure Delhi people that everything will be provided to them free of cost. He also said that his hunger strike would continue until the voters of the country do not assure him that next government would be of AAP and he would be the next prime minister of the country. AAP chief said that his hunger strike would continue until social Activist Anna Hazare doesn't decide to join the poltics. He said that his hunger strike would continue until Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi doesn't accept him next prime minister of the country and decide to campaign for him. Delhi chief minister said that his hunger strike would continue until The Congress Party doesn't announce that the Congress general secreatry Rahul Gandhi would be not projected by the party as a next prime minister. He said that his hunger strike would continue until SP chief Mulaym and BSP chief Mayawati do not leave their ambition to be prime minister of the country. In the mean time, the leaders of all parties praised the move of Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal to go on indefinite hunger strike and said that they are happy that Arvind Kejriwal is going to create history. They also said that they recognise the importance of Arvind Kejriwal in Indian poltics. The leaders of all party also said that Arvind Kejriwal would be their PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Special Status For Bihar

In a statement Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi said that his party will support special status demand of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar. Gujrat chief minister also said that he is ready to leave his personal ambition to be PM for the development of Bihar. He said that he would forget his political enmity with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar for the sake of Bihar. In the mean time, it is being said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar may leave his demand for the special Status of Bihar and would not speak a single word for special Status of Bihar in the future because he believes that the issue has become communal with Modi's support. It is also being said that in a day or two Bihar chief minister would address a press conference to formaly announce his decision. Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar would probably say that with Modi's support, issue of special status would become communal Which would be a blow for his secular image. JDU's former spokesperson Shiva Nand Tiwari avoided to direct comment over this issue but indicated that the disciplinary action may be taken against him. Shiva Nand Tiwari also said that Nitish's decision to leave the special issue is his personal's decision and it is not party's decision. He also said that the JDU president Sharad Yadav, who has power to take action against him, may announce his expulsion from the party for leaving the special Status issue of Bihar. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Yadav said that the real face of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar was exposed before the people with the leaving the issue. He also said that there was a poll pact between the JDU and the BJP and both party would contest forthcoming parliamentary election together. Lalu Yadav also said that a wind was blowing in his party's favoure in Bihar to make the prime minister to Rahul Gandhi.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Black Flags To Arvind Kejriwal

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal was shown black flags by a group commuters, who daily use metro train to reach their destination. Accordin to humor-satire reporter when Arvind Kejriwal was to board metro train black flags were shown to him. Report also says that Delhi chief minister was smiling when he was being shown black flags. People blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating problems for office goers and other travelers during his metro journey by attracting huge crowd on the metro platform and metro train. They feared that if he continued his metro journey then other VIPs also may start their metro journey which would aggravate the problem. People said that Arvind Kejriwal has started showing his real face just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister. In the mean time, the central government blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating law and order problem in Delhi by his metro journey. The Congress also termed AAP government as a anti-people government for metro journey of its chief minister. The Congress also demanded president rule in Delhi saying that there is sufficient reason to impose president's rule in Delhi because Kejriwal's metro journey comes in rarest rare crime. They also criticised BJP for extending out side support to AAP government in Delhi. The party also said that if BJP didn't withdrawal its support from AAP government then Congress will intensify its agitation against Bhartiya Janta Party. The party leaders would stage dharna to press BJP to withdrawal its support from AAP government. Several other parties including JDU, RJD and SP, cutting across party line slammed BJP for extending outside support to AAP government in Delhi. In the mean time, people said that they will oppose Arvind Kejriwal's metro journey by tooth and nail. People of Delhi said that if they were given power to right to recall then they will first use it against Kejriwal. They threatened to start indefinite hunger strike against Kejriwal if he didn't stop his metro journey. ( By a foolish reporter)