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Friday, September 20, 2013
Earth Day Celebration
Santosh: Indinas love this earth. They see it as a mother. They worship it. They celebrate earth day.
Mantosh: yes, nowadays they are showing their respect by cutting trees.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Story Of A Saint
Is he saint? Yes, becauae he can not live without AC, without delicious food, without wine. He trevels in areoplane. Wherever he goes out of station stays in five star hotel. He appers on TV screen and preaches devotees. He talks about morality of this earth. His almost all followers are from rich background. He preaches to his followers not to keep attachment with worldly things. Because they are mortal. But his own property is nearly 100 core. He stresses on simple living and high thinking. He is facing charges of sexual harassment, murder and land grabbing . His most of dispeles are young girls. His message is clear and straight. He says his folowers not follow ethical path in life. Because ethical norms have lost their value in this age. He says that his devotees should be practioner lier. He warns his devotees not to become idealistic type of person. Because this type of person always suffers in life. He tells simple way to get liberation from birth and death circle. That is to cheat innocent people . He also says that liberation can also be got through exploition. He also says that to make human life meaningful one should try to become opportunistic.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Iron Man Advani Left To Rust
Justifying his party break away from BJP, Bihar Chief minister Nitish kumar said that in presence of Narendra Modi, he could not rise in the national poltics. He said that his growing popularity might become threat to coalition leaders. He may promote division in coalition party. So he decided to leave the coalition, reciting secualrism mantra. He said that his fear was based on some substantial evidence. It was not illogical. He said that with remaining in coalition his supermacy might end. Citing example of LK Adwani he said that iron man of the party was sidelined. His contribution was forgotten by the party. The party shown disrespect towards the veteran leader. His reservation for Modi was not minded.
He said that Modi could make me irrelivant. In his presence he could not play vital role in coalition. He said that in Gujarat no leader has power to express his own view. All prominent leaders of Gujrat lost their stature. He also predicted that in coming days infighting will intensify in The Bhartiya Janta Party. He also said that he is chanting secularism mantra regularly. He hopes that secularism mantra will yield result because it is being recited by leaders of all political parties. He said that this mantra will prevent Modi from becoming Prime Minister. He advised leaders of all political parties to recite secularism mantra collectively to come out from modi"s fear.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
No US Visa For Modi
Visa is being denied by United State America for Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi because America issue visa only for democratically elected leder. Modi is not a democratically elected leader. He is a dictator. He is not a chief minister of a developed Indian state. He doesn't enjoy suppor of people in India.
He has not ensured development in Gujarat. He has not developed a new model of progress. He has not recieve world wide applause for his developments works. Those business men who want to invite Modi, are comunal minded. They are anti US. From issuing visa America"s peace and stablity may be severaly affected. He can a pose a threat for America. There is greater possibility that he may supply technology of mass destruction to anti US organization in US. Communal violence may erupt in US during Modi visit. He may deliver hatred speech there. He may meet there with Taliban leaders. He may hijack planes. He may explode boms. He may contest presidential election. He may win election and dethrown Obama.
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Environmental Degradation
Men are said to be social animal so the people of 21st centuary think that their death should be also social. Now people have decided to commit mass suicide so that god feel pride to see the supreme sacrifices of man. People think that dying alone will be selfish. So we are fast moving towards collective suicide by enviornmental degardation. Because we know the morality of this body. We have known the reality of this world. Besides we are living in age of technology. We love experiment. We want to experiment something unique. We want to see the effect of collective dying. We also know that mass sucide is in our interest. We do not bother about globle warming. We do not mind enviormental degardation. We do not mind deforesation. We do not worry for growing pollution in rivers. We do not hesitate in building big dams. Because big dams don't harm environment . Big dams do not displace lakhs of people. Big dams do not affect biodiversity. Dissappering species from this earth are not measure cause of consern. We have to make progress at any rate. There is no need of international agreement in this regard. Because such things will leave us far behind from the rest of the world. We want to make progress at any cost. Weapons of mass destruction is symble of our progress. Nuclear weapons show our progress. Chemical weapons show our supermacy. We have power to destroy the world. This shows that man is above all on this planet. Man have posed a threat to god"s distruction power. The destruction of Lord Shankar is purposeful, that is for new creation. While destruction by us will for ending existence of humanity. This will be in larger interest of humanity. Life without comfort and freedom is meaningless. Freedom of dying is prominent demand of today"s people. No one wants to spend life in hardship. Sort span of comfort life is better than loger life in hardship. Now People will deside their own death also. They will not allow that someone else decide their fate. So they have choosen their own way of drying. They are doing every thing for growing ecological imbalance. The poor blame that the rich have gathered wealth by exploition. They also blame that the rich do not fulfill their social obligation. The rich say that they can not spend their money in development of poor. But they can die with the poor. So the rich have chosen path of mass suicide by harming environment. At the same time the rich also appeal to the poor to make their contribution in harming the nature. The rich say that people will be only equal in heaven. Because their greed doesn't allow to help the poor.
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