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Tuesday, October 1, 2013
RJD Supporters Break Down, Cry
An RJD supporter met the head of the party's ticket distributor committee and expressed his desire to contest coming parliamentary election on RJD ticket. The head asked to tell his eligibility to get the party ticket. The supporter replied : Sir hearing the court judgment against the RJD chief, he had cried more than any party leader.
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Teachers Day Celebration
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
World Peace Day
Few days back, World peace day was celebrated in all over world. Next day, news papers were full with the reports of rape, robbery, murder and kidnapping. There were reports about Farmers' suicidal deaths and loots. On this day, People made their plan of stone pelting on police party. Police made plan to lathicharge to dispurse the mob. Political parties decided to create communal disturbances in the country. Political parties also recited the secularism mantra. US decided to teach the lesson to evil nation by firing missiles . On this day, it was also decided how to use Chemical weapons against the rebell to stop the revolt. Pakistan made plan to fire the guns on Indian Posts. China assured the international community that it would continue disregard to international laws. The country also made it clear that it would not leave hostilities with neighbours. Pakistan also announced to operate more terrorist training camps in the country. Pakistan reiterated that it would continue material and financial support to the terrorists. The country also assured the international community that it would ensure quality training to terrorists. Police were high alert on this day and took some hard step to stop peaceful agitation. Terrorist organizations announced to take out peace march against the killing of innocent people. Terrorist organizations also demanded that they should be provided more freedom. They said that they should be provided chemical and nuclear weapons to maintain peace and stability in the world.
Friday, September 20, 2013
Pending Legislations
The main work of legislature is to form legislation. The member of parliament do this work sincerely. They do everything except allowing smooth functioning of the parliament. Respected members do not allow healthy debate in parliament, because from the debate, the quality of bill will be affected. The ruling party and the opposion party both want to maintain quality of the legislation at all cost. So both do not feel need of consensus. The opposition extends their full support to ruling party by disrupting the proceedings of the house. The ruling alliance and the opposition parties are both worry for the nation and the countrymen. They spend sleepless night, feeling sorrows and the pain of the people. Respected members live in the AC to feel the pain of the poor. They take healthy diet to provide nutrition to the poor. They go to foreign trips to provide entertainment to the countrymen. Their each and every work is dedicated to the nation and its people. There is no place of any doubt in it. The opposition parties rarely take part in debate. The opposition oppose the bill in democratic way like throwing shoes to the ruling party's members. The members of ruling party react the same way. Slogans were also shouted by the members of ruling party and the opposition. Thus, the ruling party and the opposition parties both perform their duties. MPs peform their duties with seriousness. The sound proof of their dutifulness is that they occasionally present in the house and they often walk out from the house. Respected members do all efforts to pass the legislation, from slogan shouting to walkout.The ruling party go to any extent to pass the legislation. While the opposition parties go to any extent to oppose it. Shooes are thrown. Chairs are thrown to stop the bill. The public see 20-20 match from their TV screen that is played between the ruling party and the opposition parties. Respected members say that pending bill should not seen as a problem.Instead of it, it should be seen as overexamination of the legislation. They say that they ensure the quality of legislation by various ways. Members of the ruling party and the opposition both express surprise on being impatience of the people. They say that their motive is to pass few qualitative legislations. They also say that the business of the house is intensely disrupted so that unnecessary legislations couldn't pass. They further say that they can not compromise over quality of legislation. MPs also argue that they can't remain peaceful to resolve the differences. Bacause there is fear to be emotional of members. They may agree on bill and the whole climax may end. MPs remind that the public should not forget the entertainment that is provided by members by slogan shouting and walk out. They further say that they respect the parliament and democratic values. They have great respect towards democracy. Respected members also say that people should forget of wasting time and money. Because they waste time and money to provide healthy entertainment to people. They also waste time and money to pass only qualitative legislation.
Electoral Defeat
Party president was extremely worry. He was unable to understand the reason of the party"s defeat in the election. He thought, he was very popular among people. Because wherever he went, black flags were shown. Shooes were thrown at him. Slogans were shouted against him.
To make popular the party among people the party president did everything including ending the internal democracy in the party. Ministers were allowed to loot public money. Grassroots workers were discouraged. Flatters were promoted. Family members and relatives were appointed on key posts. Able party men were sidelined. Corrupt officers were given cream post. Law and order was allowed to worsene .
A meeting was convened by the party president to discuss the reason of the party defeat. Whip was issued to party men to present in the meeting. Meeting began at schedule time. There was pindrop silence everywhere. The party president had made it clear that indiscipline wouldn't be tolerate at any cost. In the meeting partymen put their different views. Some said that the wife of party president failed in persuading the god and in the absence of god"blessing the party lost its base. Some said that the winning party took edge in performing religious rituals. We couldn't satisfy angry grahas (planets). The party also failed to devide people on cast line. Some said the party also failed in creating communal disterbance in the country. The party couldn't give enough dose of promises to people. The party couldn't tell effectively how many times the party disrupted proceedings of the house. The party also failed in giving details of scams. The party couldn't give the details of its failure in implementing the economic policy. In the meeting decision was taken to oppose the right steps of the government. The party also decided to organise more dharna and agistations in future to create the inconvenience to people.
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