Rahul Gandhi Married With His Girlfriend

New Delhi- In a simple ceremony, Congress Vice-president Rahul Gandhi married with his ex-girlfriend in New Delhi. He was said to be in love with her for few seconds. According to eyewitness both were seen 3-second before in Chandani Choak- area buying dresses for their kids. The girl was also stated to be first love of Congress Vice-president Rahul Gandhi. It is also being said that Rahul was often seen with his girlfriend watching movies. It is also said that it was Rahul's first sight love. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Delhi chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal and Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev attended the marriage ceremony. While her mother Congress president Sonia Gandhi boycotted the marriage ceremony because she was reportedly against the Marriage. According to an unconfirmed report after the news of Rahul Gandhi marriage, Sonia Gandhi convened an emergency meeting at her residence10 Janpath. In the meeting the party declared Priyanka Gandhi as its PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress Party also announced that Priyanka Gandhi would contest election from Amethi in place of Rahul Gandhi. Rahul's aunt and BJP leader Maneka Gandhi was present on the occasion for blessing the newly married couple. According to humor satire news despite invitation of Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi no Congress men attended the marriage ceremony, fearing disciplinary action against him. The Congress party had issued a whip to its partymen to not attend the marriage ceremony. Congress General Secretary Digvijay Singh also avoided the marriage ceremony fearing disciplinary action against him. Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev was exception of it. Despite stern warning by Congress president Sonia Gandhi to not attend the marriage cremony, he attended the marriage ceremony. The Congress party has issued show cause notice to Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev saying that why not action should be taken against him. The party has said to Yoga Guru to explain his position over this issue within 100 years. According to outsider Yoga Guru Baba would probably say that he attended the marriage ceremony due his close relation with Rahul Gandhi. There is also conflicting report about the anger of Congress president Sonia Gandhi. According one view, she was against the Marriage because bride was stated to be daughter of a Aam Party office bearer so she was sensing a high level conspiracy in the Marriage. The second reason of Rahul's mother anger was that the girl was extremely beautiful and intelligent and Congress President did not want that Rahul Gandhi Married with intelligent girl. Congress president believed that Congress vice-president might divert from his real attention and would not get time for election campaigning due to her love. And the party might suffer a lot in upcoming election. According to outsider of Congress Party, Rahul Gandhi decided to marry with the girl on advise of Dentsu India, a Japanese advertising and public relations company, and Burson Marsteller another PR firm. Dentsu India and Burson Marsteller had advised the Congress vice-president that marriage with the girl of Aam Aadmi party man would boost his image. PR firms have advised Rahul Gandhi to campaign with his wife in 2014 parliamentary election so that she might attract votes of Aam Aadmi. In a sharp reaction before the marriage, Congress Party termed the Marriage of Congress vice-president as a politically motivated step. The party released a statement over this issue and said that Rahul Gandhi would not be politically benefited from this step. The opposition parties cutting across party line welcomed the Rahul Gandhi's Marriage and said that Rahul and his party would be hugely benefited in forthcoming parliamentary election due his marriage. ( The writer is known for daydreaming)

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Obama Will Campaign For AAP

US President Barack Obama expressed his desire to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party in forthcoming parliamentary election. In a letter to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal, Mr. Obama said that that he wanted to join AAP as Aam Aadmi ( common man). He also said that the entire world knew him as Aam Aadmi ( common man). Mr. Obama said that like Mr. Kejriwal he also did not prefer any security cover for himself. He also said that he traveled all over the world without any security cover. US President said that he could ensure the victory of Aam Aadmi Party( AAP) in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan and North Korea where there were a large number of his fans. He also said that he could fulfil the dream of Mr. Kejriwal to be prime minister of India through his election campaign. US president also said that Mr. Kejriwal should realise the importance of his election campaigning. In the mean time, after unconditional offer of US President Barack Obama to campaign for AAP, Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal convened an emergency meeting of party bearers in Ramlila Maidan to discuss the desire of Mr. Obama to campaign for Aam Aadmi Party( AAP). Participants passed a resolution in this regard. Later talking to humor satire correspondent, Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) leader Yogendra Yadav said that the party had unanimously decided that Mr. Barack Obama would lead the election campaign of AAP in 2014 parliamentary election in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, China and North Korea. He also informed that AAP sought people opinion over this issue through SMS and Facebook who supported Obama's candidature for the chief election campaigner of AAP. Yogendra Yadav said that Mr. Obama would campaign for the party especially in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq China and North Korea where there were huge supporter of US President. -By foolish reporter.

Modi And Rahul In Kejriwal's Janta Durbar

It is being said that Arvind Kejwari decided to end his Janta Durbar because he had relised that crowd might be uncontrolled any time and might create law and order problem. He was also fearful that stampede like situation might appeared in his Janta Durbar due to heavy rush. But Humor Satire News revealed that that Kejariwal was of the view that arrival of Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi his image might tarnish of Aam Aadmi( common man) and he might become khaas Aadmi ( VIP) at once because both leaders were VIPs. Humor Satire correspondent also revealed that Delhi chief minister was upset, seeing the security personals along long with them. He wanted that security personal might leave Janta Durbar as soon as possible but no-one was ready to mind his concern so he decided to end Janta Durbar with immediate effect. Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) in a statement held responsible both Narendra Modi and Rahul Gandhi for pressing to end Janta Durbar to Kejariwal. On the other hand BJP and Congress both said that their respective leaders had gone to narrate their problem in Kejriwal's Janta Durbar but Mr. Kejriwal instead of solving their problems took undemocratic decision to end Janta Durbar. Congress and BJP also blamed that Kejariwal is not serious about people' problem so he ended Janta Durbar without addressing the problems of Mr.Modi and Mr. Rahul . Both parties also claimed that their leaders are not VIPs and Mr. Kejriwal is saying them VIPs to tarnish their images. In the mean time Mr.Kejariwal held a press conference over this issue, where he talking to reporters said that he was ready to solve their problem but they will have to register their problem on AAP's Website. When reporters reminded Delhi chief minister that Mr. Modi and Mr. Rahul had come to say him that he ( Mr. Kejariwal) was becoming hurdle in their way in becoming PM, Mr Kejariwal assured that he would seat on hunger strike to press the people to make them prime ministers and said that they should not leave their hopes to be PM of the country. -By Badbolanguru

Required Steps To End VIP Culture

Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal seems determined to end VIPs culture in the national capital Delhi. He is also against the "lal batti ( red beacon) culture in the country. Before announcing to end Janta Durbar he took a number of steps in this regard. AAP leader Kumar Vishwas informing about taken steps by Kejriwal, said from Amethi that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal has ordered to shutdown all shopping malls of national capital Delhi with immediate effect. Mr. Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal has also ordered to shutdown all Five star hotels in national capital. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief has ordered to not allow entry of luxuries vehicles in Delhi because Kejriwal believes that VIPs can use these vehicles for their journey. Kumar Vishwas said that AAP chief also thinks that entry of foreign tourists should also be banned in national capital so that all foreign tourists come under category of VIP. Kumar Vishwas said that Arvind Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Durbar because VIPs like former Delhi chief minister Sheila Dikshit, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi were reaching to narrate their grievances. Kumar Vishwas said that after the news report that Congress president Sonia Gandhi and Bhartiya Janta Party president Raj Nath Singh also may come to Arvind Kejriwal's Janta Durbar, Kejriwal decided to end his Janta Darbar so that common men would not get access in his Janta Darbar due to VIPs gathering. Another AAP leader Prashant Bhushan said that AAP chief has authorized him to make unauthorized statement to entertain people. Prashant Bhushan claimed that his remarks about referendum in Kashmir to seek public opinion on withdrawal of army from valley, was to end VIP culture from the country but unfortunately the countrymen didn't take it in right context. Mr. Bhushan also advised people to develop right sense to understand his remarks.