China Issued Show Cause Notice To Obama

There are conflicting reports about China's reaction after Dalai Lama- Obama meet. According a humor satire news agency China issued show cause notice to Obama just after US president Barack Obama met with Dalai Lama saying that why should not disciplinary action be taken against him for defying its order to not meet Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama China believes that US president has violated the international law by meeting with Tibetan spiritual Dalai Lama at White House in Washington. China is also considering to move a resolution to pass in UN security council against US president Barack Obama. China has sought support from Japan, Taiwan and Vietnam and India to support the resolution in UN security council. In the mean time, Pakistan has announced that it would not support Chinese resolution in UN security council. The world leaders came in support of China and criticised the US president Barack Obama for his meeting with Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama. They also termed both leaders' commitment for the world peace is highly objectionable. The world leaders also said that with the meeting of two leaders Chinese economy would be badly affected and population of China would rise. The world leaders also said that Nobel Peace Prize should be withdrawn from Tibetan spiritual leader Dalai Lama and his fundamental rights should also be curtailed. Another report suggests that China Issued High alert in the country after Obama- Dalai Lama meet in White House. Chinese spokesperson in a statement said that with the meeting a low intensity earthquake was felt in the entire china which indicates possible danger of Obama-Dalai Lama meet. According to an unconfirmed report Chinese premier presided over a high level meeting with top party leaders and termed it as a highly provoking action of US president Barack Obama. Chinese premier also said the army to be prepared for war. He also said that China would issue stern warning to Its neighboring countries to give strong message to US that its misadventure would not be tolerated in future. If US president Barack Obama doesn't apologise for his wrongdoing, China will compell to attack on its neighboring countries. China premier also said that China would also transfer missile technology to Pakistan to register its protest. 'Dalai Lama has no right to meet with any world leader because whenever he meets with any world leader it causes of natural calamity in China,' said Chinese premier. After the meeting, emergency was declared in China and leave of soldiers was cancelled. Those who were on leave had been said to resume their duty within 24 hours. In the mean time China conducted an atomic test to show its strength.

Fashion Show In UP Assembly

The members of parliament and members of Legislative Assembly are showing their talents these days on the floor of the house. They want to be successful in the forthcoming parliamentary election at all costs. To ensure their victory they are taking part in various competitions. Few days back, Congress MP Rajagopal won gold medal in pepper spraying competition in parliament. After getting gold medal he became famous in the country as well as in the world. Countrymen praised him for his extraordinary talent. His success motivated many MPs and MLAs in the country. But his made record in parliament didn't remained longer. His record was broken by two RLD MLAS Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi in a fashion Show competition in UP Assembely by becoming shirtless. By getting gold medals RLD's MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi left far behind to the Congress MP Rajagopal. After this talents exhibition competition they received applause from all over country. Although both MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi won gold medals in different category but it was rated more than Rajagopal's win. RLD members Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi enthralled the UP legislative Assembly's members as well as the countrymen by becoming shirtless. After their win Upbeat RLD chief said that live telecast of fashion show should have be done so that a large number of people could be benefited from this unique fashion show. RLD leader also hoped that RLD MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi would soon become the role model for MLAs and MPs . He came down heavily on those who are saying being shirtless undemocratic protest. He expressed surprise on the knowledge of critics and said that criticism of respected MLAs has proved that critics don't know ABC of Poltics. In the mean time, fashion industry has welcomed the move of the two MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi and said that fashion industry would be largely benefited from their talents. Political Parties Said To their Parties Leaders To Be Shirtless During Election Campaign- Seeing the popularity of Congress Congress MP Rajagopal and two RLD MLAs Sudesh Sharma and Virpal Rathi political Parties have advised their party leaders to be Shirtless during election campaign. Political Parties also said their parties leaders to use pepper spray in election rallies to increase their acceptability among voters. After marathon meeting congress party came to conclusion to use pepper spray at large scale to avoid anti-party wave. The party also advised its vice-president Rahul Gandhi to use pepper spray during his campaign. On the other hand, the principle opposition party BJP also decided to use this new method of election campaigning to ensure the victory of the party in forthcoming parliamentary election. Party leaders are of the view that by becoming shirtless and using pepper spraying the effect of AAP in election may be lessened. AAP think tanks are also considering seriously on the use pepper spray in election campaign . According to Humor Satire reporter the party has said Kumar Vishwas to be Shirtless in Amethi to attract voters of Amethi. Advising Kumar Vishwas AAP said that Amethi parliamentary constituency keeps symbolic importance for the party so the party leader Kumar should not hesitate in pepper spraying on the voters. According to a confirmed report SP and BSP held separate meetings after the shirtless fashion show in UP Assembly and asked the parties' leaders that why not this idea came first in their minds. It is also being said that both parties issued showcase notice to their parties' leaders, saying that why not action should be taken against them for this utter negligence. -Badbolanguru in come to learn tell a lie.

AAP Begins Jhadu Chalao Yatra

AAP launched its Jhadu Chalao Yatra across 24 States to make Indian cities clean and beautiful. Talking about AAP's Jhadu Chalao Yatra, Aam Aadmi Party leader Ashutosh said that it is AAP's special drive to attract more tourists in India. He said that AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal is very serious to make Indian cities the world class so that tourists from all over world came to India and the country could earn revenue through tourism industry. AAP leader also inform that if AAP came to power after the forthcoming parliamentary election then special thrust would be given in beautifying the Indian cities. Ashutosh also claimed that after formation of AAP government at centre India would become superpower within 24 hours. He also said that only Arvind Kejriwal knows the importance of tourism so he decided to start Jhadu Chalao Yatra in the country to make country's a tourist hub in world. Ashutosh informed that Arvind Kejriwal during his US tour realised that there is need of special cleanliness drive to attract more tourists in India. He said that Arvind Kejriwal felt that the country lagged behind in cleanliness from the country like Singapore and England so tourists visit less in India than other rich country of the world. Ashutosh said that Seeing the importance of tourism in the development of the country, the party chief decided to start a cleanliness drive in all parts of the country before the party election campaign. He also informed that seeing the urgency of cleanliness in the country Arvind Kejriwal decided to resign from his post of the Delhi chief minister so that he could give his full time in making the Indian cities clean and beautiful. Ashutosh also said that after becoming Prime Minister Arvind Kejriwal would never hesitate in resigning from his post for the cleanliness of the country and development of tourism industry in India. Ashutosh also blamed that all previous governments failed to recognise the importance of tourism industry as well as cleanliness. He also said that AAP would contest forthcoming parliamentary election over the issue of cleanliness. He also said that during the party campaign in election the party would appeal voters to ensure defeat to those parties which have been neglecting the cleanliness of the country. Ashutosh also said that voters would teach a lesson to those parties' leaders who did nothing for the development of tourism industry in the country. AAP leader also said that the party would also organise speech competitions all over the country on Importance of Tourism and cleanliness in India. He also that winner of the competition would be awarded as a party ticket.

Unknown Facts Of Narendra Modi

To know the unknown facts of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi Humor Satire News organised a daydreaming competition in four metropolitan cities of the country. In the competition people were said to know unknown facts of Bhartiya Janta Party leader Narendra Modi by daydreaming. After daydreaming people narrated some interesting facts of Narendra Modi's life. They said that Narendra Modi was an IPS officer before becoming the chief minister of Gujarat. People also said that he was an strict police officer. Humor Satire Correspondent verified the facts from some photographs which were sent by a satellite to its control room. In the photographs Narendra Modi has been shown serving as a IAS officer in Gujarat capital Ahmedabad. Photographs also provided some interesting facts of Narendra Modi that he had post graduated from Oxford university and he belongs to a highly rich family. He has spent life in comfort. The satellite has also sent a picture in which Narendra Modi has been shown on a picnic spot, celebrating holidays. Thus in cross check the facts proved that he was an IPS officer instead of tea vendor or Chaiwala. After the revelation of some unknown facts of BJP PM candidate Narendra that he was an IPS officer before becoming chief minister of Gujarat, the Party seems to be on backfoot. The Party spokesperson in a statement termed the revelation as a baseless and misleading. The party also reiterated that it is well established truth that Narendra Modi was a tea vendor ( chaiwala). The BJP also said that to tarnish the image of Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi false unknown facts of his life is being presented by some vested interest people. The BJP questioned that why do not political parties highlight interesting facts of his life that he has been organising Chai Pe Charcha in the country for years. In the mean time opposition leaders issued a joint statement and said that now it has been well cleared that Modi was an IPS officers before becoming the chief minister of Gujrat and his claim that he was Chaiwala is far away from facts. The opposition leaders also said that BJP would not be benefited by organising Chai Pe Charcha
The opposition parties termed the Chai Pe Charcha of BJP as political gimmick. The opposition parties also came down heavily on BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi after the revelation of unknown facts of Gujarat CM and said that by saying himself Chaiwala ( tea vendor) Narendra Modi is trying to create a wave in his favour. Political parties also advised the countrymen to be aware from Narendra Modi because he is trying to woo them by saying himself Chaywala. The Congress party in a press release blamed Narendra Modi of playing with people sentiments by organising Chai Pe Charcha in the country. The Congress party also feared that during Chai Pe Charcha communal violence may be erupted in the country. The Party also said that Modi is misleading people by saying himself a tea vendor ( chaiwala).

Ants Looted 10 Crore From Elephant On Valentin Day

In a daring incident on Valentin day, ants looted 10 cr at gunpoint from an elephant near the world's highest peak Everest of the Himalaya. When the Elephant was on his way to a picnic spot to celebrate Valentin day with his girlfriend the perpetrators overtook his car and looted the money. The criminals also looted a diamond ring which had bought elephant as a Valentin gift. According to an eyewitness when the elephant opposed the perpetrators, they beaten him brutally. Report also says that ants were equipped with sophisticated weapons like AK-47 rifles. They also fired in air to terrorise the residents of Everest. The elephant is said to be a well-known businessman of the Everest. He is owner of several Valentin day gift items shops . It is also being said that Elephant had withdrawn big amount from a bank for Valentin day and was going to celebrate Valentin day to a picnic spot with his girlfriend, when ants overtook his car and snatched bag of money from his hand. An FIR has been registered in this regard in Everest south police station. After the looting incident a high alert has been sounded in entire Everest and raids are being carried out to nab the suspected ants culprits. It is also being said that in a clash with criminals elephant received minor injury. He was immediately rushed to hospital where his condition was said to be serious. According to hospital bulletin his condition has remained critical and he may be referred to jhola chap doctors for further treatment. In the mean time, in the protest of incident, elephants of Everest went rampant and set fire several vehicles of police. They also disrupted the rail traffic of the Everest region. Elephants have also decided to launch a nationwide protest in all over country in protest of the incident. Elephants organization has condemned the incident of looting on the auspicious occasion of Valentin day and observed one minute silence to register their protest. Elephants have also decided to observe black day on Valentin day next year. Elephants also boycotted the work on Valentin day. In a press release elephants said that they would only resume their duties when the government would give written assurance to provide them security on Valentin day .They also said that they are often terrorised by the ants on the Valentin day as a result they never get full freedom to celebrate Valentin day. It is also being said that normal life of Everest peak has been paralysed due to bycott of work by elephants. Elephants also held a meeting to decide their future course of action. Speaking on the occasion participants suspected a foul play in the incident and said that it seems that anti Valentin day forces under a well hatched conspiracy stopped them to celebrate Valentin day.