Political Leaders Will Take Holly Dip

Political leaders of almost all parties have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga in Varanasi on auspicious occasion of Makar Sakranti to wash their sin. Actually Political leaders want to go to voters with clean image, so they have decided to take a holly dip in holly river Ganga, spokesperson of all parties said in a statement. Besides AAP, leaders of all political parties have decided unanimously that they would only contest forthcoming parliamentary election when their all sin would wash. Leaders of all political parties came down heavily on AAP leaders, saying that they are not serious about prevailing corruption in the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. Political leaders also said that the real face of AAP leaders have been exposed before the people with their decision to not take part in holly dip. Political leaders of all parties blamed that AAP leaders don't want to eradicate corruption from the country so they are not taking part in holly dip. In view of huge gathering of political leaders in Varanasi, UP chief minister Akhilesh Yadav held a meeting at his residence in Lucknow and reviewed law and order situation of the state. UP chief minister also said the officers to book all five star hotels to stay political leaders. He termed them state guests and directed officials to provide them VIPs facilities. He also said that dereliction of duty would not be tolerated in this regard. The chief minister also gave necessary direction to officials to provide high level security to those political leaders who are taking part in holly dip. Every step is being taken to avoid any untoward incident on this occasion, said an officer in statement. Rumors are rife in the country that stampede like situation may emerge during holly dip because political leaders are in hurry to wash their sin. In the mean time Aam Aadmi Party ( AAP) in statement blamed that a high level conspiracy being hatched by the political leaders against AAP by the proposed holly dip. AAP leaders also said Congress and BJP along with other political parties are misleading people and are trying to cover up their sin by diverting attention of the people from real issue. Political pandits see it a historical step to end the corruption from the country. They also say that this move of political leaders would be more effective than indefinite hunger strike of veteran social activist Anna Hazare and it would completly eradicate corruption from the country. Political pandits are also of the view that political leaders seem adopting zero tolerance policy towards corruption and they wanted to end corruption at any rate.

Corruption Is The Biggest Problem Before Nation

New Delhi: After deep research the Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi found that corruption is the biggest hurdle in the development of the country. Addressing a election rally at party headquarter in New Delhi on Monday he said that during five year term of Congress-led UPA government he intensively researched on corruption and found corruption as the main problem of the country. The Congress is upbeat on Mr. Gandhi's research and announced that the party will make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party also announced that Mr. Gandhi will be awarded by the party president at a special function. Congress spokesman Manish Tewari talking to reporters in New Delhi said that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would honour him for his unique research. On the other hand, The Bhartiya Janta Party claimed that before Mr. Gandhi, the BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi had conducted research on corruption and he had found the corruption as a big problem in the country's development. The BJP also blamed that Mr. Gandhi is trying to take credit of Mr. Modi's research work. The party also demanded that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi should award Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for his unique research. The party also said that before the research work of Mr. Modi no-one in country knows that corruption is the biggest hurdle in country's development. BJP also said that if the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would not honour him then the party president Raj Nath Singh would honour Mr. Modi at a special function. In the mean time, AAP in a statement blamed on both the Congress and the BJP for misleading people. The party also said that the real credit goes to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal who first time termed corruption as the biggest challenge before the nation. Before his announcement no-one knows this fact even Social Activist Anna Hazare also didn't know. (By foolish reporter.)

Lokpal Bill Is Not In National Interest

After getting approval of Lokpal Bill by the Lok Sabha, a emergency meeting was Convened by a noted tainted minister at his residence to discuss the emerging situation and future course action. A large number of corrupt bureaucrats, corrupt political leaders, land grabers, chain snatchers and smugglers attended the meeting. In the meeting they discussed how to find new way of corruption. In the meeting innovative ideas were sought from the participating members and they were advised to be innovative in this regard. They were also said to spend time in research work to find new ways of corruption. In the meeting, it was also said that special awards would be given to those members who would suggest new ideas of corruption. In the meeting a resolution was also passed criticising the Lokpal Bill and vowing to fight till their last breath for throwing it in garbage. In the meeting, particating members expressed their concerned over the Lokpal Bill and said that through Lokpal Bill efforts were being made in the country to curtail the democratic rights of the people. Participants said that in democracy everyone had right to choose their profession of their own choice and the state could not force people to choose a particular profession. They also said that Lokpal Bill would block the progress of the nation so that corrupt persons would feel suffocated from it and they would not be able to work in a free atmosphere. They also predicted that if Lokpal Bill came into existence then a powerful cyclone might come in the country. They said that Lokpal Bill would aggravate the problem of unemployment, which would not be in the national interest. They blamed that the government was hatching conspircy to curtail the power of civilised persons like them. They also expressed sorrow over the role of so-called intellectuals in society and said that they did not made any effort to stop the bill. They said that The National Human Right commission should take cognisance of the situation and it should come forward to protect the right of people. They also expressed their full faith in Indian judiciary and hoped that they would get justice one day. They also said that US president Barack Obama should intervene in this matter and and he should say to Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to ensure the democratic rights of the people. They also criticised team Anna and AAP president Arvind Kejriwal for forcing the government for Lokpal Bill and blamed that they were working on the behalf of foreign power.

Anna Hazare's Hunger Strike

Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare's indefinite hunger strike is for making the country a developed nation. Anna Hazare's hunger strike is for eradicating the poverty. Anna's hunger strike is for checking the price of essential commodities. Anna's hunger strike is for ensuring the victory of the congress party. But his indefinite hunger strike is not for ending the corruption from the nation. Anna's hunger strike is not for passing the Lokpal bill, said a political leader. According to him the motive behind his hunger strike at Ralegan Siddhi is to maintain his health. According to humor-satire reporter Anna's health was deteriorating day by day due to old age effect and Anna wanted to maintain it at all cost. So he decided to start his hunger strike. No political meaning should be drawn from his hunger strike. His indefinite hunger strike should not be seen as his sacrifice or national service, because till the date he has not made any scarifice for the nation. He has done everything for himself or his family members. His indefinite hunger strike is not going to serve any national cause so that on doctors' advise, he has started his hunger strike. According to humor-satire reporter some world famous doctors advised him to keep fast to maintain his lost health. Doctors reportedly also said that to live long a person should keep three-day fast in a week. Doctors also said that ideal age of the fasting starts after 60years. They said that persons who have crossed 60 years age, must keep 3 days fasting in a week. The present central government probably has not noticed the intention of Anna. Otherwise it doesn't seem defensive from Anna's indefinite hunger strike and the election result of five States. After the revelation of truth about Anna's indefinite hunger strike the government would probably take a dig at him and it would set aside the Jan Lokpal Bill and would term it as a rubbish. It is also being said that on the basis of some Jhola Chhap doctors' research, world famous doctors gave him advise to keep fast. Anna Hazare said to be very conscious about his health so he takes every possible measure to maintain his health.