Showing posts with label Humor-Satire. Show all posts
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Thursday, August 22, 2013

Mantra To Win Election

It is true that word is god and its effect is universal. According to mythological description god manifests itself in word. The effect of word is enormous. The effect of it, can be realized in any part of the world. Our saints created mantras, which have especial impact on our body and mind . There are several types of mantras. Some fulfill our desires while some make us healthy and wealthy. Mantras can also be used in destructive activities. It is also said that mantras power in past were more than any sophisticated bomb. And there were people in past who know how to use mantras for destructive purposes. Present time our politicians know how to use mantras for wining the election.If you want to see the effect of word, then you will have to see, it in the promises of politicians. It is effect of word that Political leaders make false promises and the public blindly believe it. Mesmerising effect of promises are seen on people. As a result, People lose their sense and vote on mere assurances. After the election politicians forget their assurances while the public remember it. The public think to teach a lesson to Netaji (political leaders) in next election for cheating. But political leaders once again recite mainefesto mantra wholeheartedly. And mantra works wonder and people forget about revenge and vote for netaji under effect of mantra. Another effect of word is seen when a political leader say that he is not involved in any scam while evidence suggests his involment in scam. People forget the evidence about his involment and believe in his statement. Not only this the public also ensure his victory in election. Year by year same mantra is recited by political leaders and no commitment is fulfilled. It is also seen that when a dishonest person recites mantra it produces more effect while when an honest person recites it produce less impact. It is matter of consideration.The reson of it, is said that a dishonest person recites it wholeheartedly while an honest person doesn't show same Faith. The effect of mantra varies from time to place. There is a special time to get maximum result of any mantra. Religious mantras are chanted on special occasion like navratra or during eclipse. While political mantras are recited during election. Some time many leaders recite the same mantra because the importance of collective reciting is said more. Slogan shouting is also a type of mantra . If it suits then produces immediate result.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Peace Talks Amid Firing

Although firing is continue on border from Pakistani side at the same time possibility of peace is also high. Because both sides are talking about peace. Both side are expressing there willingness towards peace. Indian leadership is taking the incident of firing casually. Because Pakistan usually fires from accors the border. This has not happened first time. This is not first violation of cease fire.It is a routine activities. There is no need of panic. Obma has no need to advise Indian Prime Minister to maintain peace on border. South Asia is not going to be a disturbed region. The country is not going to leave its policy of peace. Our border is only insecure. Only our soldiers are being killed in firing. Leaders are safe. People are safe. So there is no need to immediate action against Pakistan. No need of deployment of additional troops on border. The country has well planned strategy to meet the challenges of future. Indian leadership has decided not oppose misadventure of Pakistan and China. Because peace and stability of region will be effected. To assure countrymen, there is need to sing some popular song like befitting reply of Pakistani"s misadventure. Indian leadership sing it wholeheartedly. All past governments have sung it wholeheartedly. The incidents of firing also prove that every thing is in control of Pakistani PM. Army is working on his behalf. There are no differences between PM and army chief.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Durga Sakti Nagpal"s Suspension

The expectation was high when Akhilesh Yadav took charge of UP chief Minister. It was believed that he would take extraordinary step to bring the state on development path. It was also hoped that besides serving party interest he will also take some concreate measure in the state"s interest. He did not allow to hope die of the people of the state. As a first step, he decided to provide car to each MLA. Because, the total three MLAs had no their own car. The chief minister realised that without providing car to each MLA, they could not serve the people. He could not fullfil the aspiration of the people.He also thought that car should be costlty so that public representative could leave their impact on public. People could know their MLAs by their car. So he decided to allott 20 lakh fund for a car. Unfortunatelly, the matter was politiced and he was to withdrawal his decision and he could not materlise his dream to provide car to each MLA.His second step in the state wealfare was to distribute laptops and tabs. The third step of UP chief minister was to work for keeping the moral high of Indian Administrative Service officers so that they could make their contribution in the state development. For this, He decided to suspend the SDM Durga Sakti Nagpal for her action against sand mafia. According to report, the SDM was taking step against sand mafia without taking into confidence the local leader. The local Samajwadi Party (SP) leader complained the issue with the Chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav and said that he was being ignored by the district administration. The chief minister taken the matter seriously and promoptly acted and decided to suspend the SDM with immediate effect. In my view, SDM had committed mistake, because her action may hurt the interest of the ruling party. She could not understand the ground reality. The SDM could not understand that serving the party interest is greater than being an honest officer. In other words, she could not know that in this contempory world, loyality is greater than honesty. The officer could not think that several officers were side lined by the ruling party in the country for not serving the interest of the party. She could not understand the fact that to be remain on the post, one has to act according to the party line. It is hard reality that no party can allow the adiministrative officers to act independently. To bring effectiveness in administration tough action is necessary. It should be ensured that no officer be remain on his post more than one month. Besides, the nature of ruling party should be taught during the training. As far as, administrative officer is cocerned they should follow the whip of ruling party, wheather they are working in Uttar Pradesh or any part of the country. The ruling party should also provide more power to local leaders so that they could effectively guide the district administration.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Pak Fires 7000 Rounds Along LoC

1. Pak fires 7000 rounds along LoC - This shows- Peace process is in right direction. 2. There is no faith deficit between the two countries. 3. There is greater possibility two nations will solve their differences. 4. There is coordination among Pakistani army, Civilian government and fundamentalists. 5. There is possiblity that Pakistan will leave hostility.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Indo -Pakistani Relations Under Sharif

Countrymen be relax be relax. Please keep patience. Pakistan is being ruled by Nawaz Sharif, who talks to eastablish peace with India. Prime Minister Manmohan Singh believes in him. We should also believe in Nawaz Sharif. PM is confident that Nawaz Sharif will again repeat his willingness towards peace process. If Nawaz Sharif does not express his willingness then the PM has right do appeal do so. After that this bad chapter will end. Everyone will forget that our soldiers were killed by Pakistani troops. This issue will be set aside. Countrymen will assure that Pakistan is serious towards good relation with India. Probaly PM Manmohan Singh is hopeful that Nawaz Sharif will invite him on peace keeping tour to Pakistan like A B Vajpai. Raising question on Nawaz Sarif's credibility will be not just, because the incident of hostality, has increased in his resigme. It may be his new method of eastablishing peace with India. It is also a fact that Kargil intrusion occured in his resigme, which assures us that Nawaz Sharif will do some thing unique. It is mention worthy here that Nawaz Sharif is innovative Prime Minister. He always does some thing unique to eastabilish peace with India. It is our weakness that we doubt on his intension. Our daily experiences show that a doubtful person does not get success in his life. While a confident person easly achieves his goal. We know that Pakistan is vibarant democracy. So Army and hardliners play an important role in policy making. Pakistani Army and hardliners have always worked for good relations with India. So we should hope that one day peace will return in Indian subcontinet and India and Pakistan will live together peacefully, like a neighbour. Do not forget the tradition of peace of the country. Realise the emerging danger. Take incident of Pakistan's misadventure easy. See it as a routine activities. Learn positivity. Do not say glass is half empty instead say glass is half full. Take inpiration from prime minister, who is silent over killing of Indian soldier. See the positive aspect of his silence. Do not see fault in it like the opposition parties. Our PM will be certainly in meditation, seeking solution of the problem. He will certainly come with solution. Probaly, solution will be set aside Pakistan's misadventure and give more stress on people to people contact. Give more stress on playing cricket match with Pakistan. These types of efforts have been proved fruitfull in the past. Prime Minister may express his willingness towards peace process. He will be hopeful about peace process result. Because he is a optimistic person. He may announce some package to Pakistan. The government may say that Pakistan is also a victim of terrorism. And Pakistan is not able to eliminate terror network in her own country. India should also provide finincial support to Pakistan to fight against terrorism as US does.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Different Voices On Pak Raid

1. Why Antony, army spoke in different voices on Pak raid-Because, there is better coardination between defence minister and the army. 2. Give Pak a befitting reply: Nitish - On paper or in battle field.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Inequality Is Law Of Nature.

Inequality is law of nature. Is it possible to make everyone equal in society. An irrational person may think to make every one equal. People say that the government is not taking measure to bring equality in society. But such allegations are baseless. Those who raise such issue live only in imagination. They do not live in reality. The criticism of the government also shows that people have no wisdom. They have no patience. They have not read the Darwin theory. They do not know about world order. It also indicates that such people have secreat pact with anti national eliments. So they want to defame the nation by making such irresponsible statements. People should know that India is a emerging power and singing tune of widening gap between the rich and poor will stop progress of the nation. Widening gap between the rich and the poor is a false propaganda. It is a far away from the thruth that farmers are committing sucide in the country. There are no such reports. Contrary to it, farmers of the country are rich. They are enjoying all comforts. If we accept that farmers are commiting sucide, then it shows that they have no to ability to survive. They have no talent. They have no innovative idea to become fraud. Actually farmers have rare chance to serve the nation. They should remember the sacrifices of our freedom fighters. Our freedom fighters made their supreme sacrifices to see nearly twenty percentage poulation happy. So farmers should leave their jealousy and they should contribute in national building. The government should open motivational schools. In such schools, it should be tought how to be happy without fulfiling their basic needs. It should be also tought how to serve the nation without food. Farmers should be taught that their sorrows are result of their past karma (deeds) . God is punishing them for their past bad deeds. Farmers should also taught that they are not fit on Darwin's survival of the fittest theory. So they are losing their existence. Acctually Farmers and labours are not proving their ability. So they are living in pathetic condition. There are growing demands in the country to continue royality on fertilizers and seeds. But those who are raising such demands do not know negative impact of it on our economy.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Thirsty Souls

We all are thristy souls. We all in doldrums. We are waiting for liberation. But we have no entry for heaven. Dwarpal (gate keeper) has stopped us saying that we have unfulfiled desires. He says that we may create problem for the heaven souls. He also says that we have not mindset like that. Heaven souls are spending their livies in complete peace and pleasure. They do not fight to eastabilish supermacy. There is no ego clash among them. Among us, some are politicians, some are bureaucrats and some are from other fields. Dwarpal (gate keeper) says that we may politicised the atomoshphere of the heaven. He also says that we should come after leaving our all worldy desires. Only pure souls have entry into the heaven. He has desire detector devices. So we can not hide our desires. Tell us, is it possible to leave desires so easly. Without fulfiling it. It is absolutely impossible. We earned money for pleasure but we could not enjoy. We could not realised when our time spent. Wives and sons are enjoying on our earned money and they never remember us. We have many complains but no one ready to hear us. All are busy in their own world. It seems that there is no democracy in heaven. We have desire to hold demonstraion against them. We also want to sit on fast to death strike. But we can not do that. Because security arrangement is very tight here. We also want not comback to earth. But we can not do this. We have no options. The real problem is this, that without coming to this earth, how can we fulfil our unfulfiled desires. A few did not get Bharat Ratna, some did not get desired births in the cabinet, and bureaucrats did not get desired promotion. We appeal to the government, please write a letter to the god to provide entry into heaven or allow us to go to earth.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Now Poor Can Go On Foreign Trip

Good days come in everyone's life. Cycle of sorrow and pleasure rotate one by one. A narrow mind set people does not accept change easily. He sees fault in everything. He does not know that life of anyone may change at any moment. A person may be king any moment. Had Former Prime Minister H D Deve Gowda thought that one day he would become the prime minister of the country . Certainly not, but he bacame priminister. The poor know that their fortune will change one day, so they never blame anyone for their pathetic condition. Thank to the government for returing pride to the poor. It does not keep importance that to show the rosy picture of high sandard of living of the poor, data has been distorted. The real question is that who keep desire to do something for the poor. Affluent have left their duty towards the society. Intellectuals are busy in their own world. They have no time to think over this issue. So i thank the government did some special to improve the status of the poor . Thank for including them in elite class. Now the poor can enjoy their life in comfort. They can ride on car and buy branded clothes in dreams. Now they can go on foreign trip in imagination. Unfortunally some people are not digesting the upgradation of the the poor. Because They do not want progress of the poor. Actually, they hate the poor. They are also saying that mere announcement will not bring any change . Actually, such people do not know the importance of the dream. They do not know the effect of the word. In India, word represents the god and it is said that god manifest himself in word (sound).With upgradation, the poor can dream about their comfort. The government announcement will certainy bring big change in the life of the poor. Critics should be taught the importabce of the dream in life . They should also taught that Sweet dream refreshes the mind. The government should set up training institute for imparting training to the critics. Critics also do not know the importance of new research. Accutally, the government want to see the result of poverty eradication efforts in this way. Price hike is also a part of the government research. The government also want to see the result of its motivational programme. We should hope that such efforts of the government will bring great change in life of the poor.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

Friday, July 26, 2013

Inguaration Minister

Few years back, an unpresidented incident occured in national capital. People took law into their hand and inguarated a newly constructed bridge. People were unhappy over the delay in inguaration. They were facing a lot of inconvience in their journey. Despite all, the matter was realy searious because delay is part and parcel of our system. Without delay the quality can not be ensured. Without inguaration ceremony , people should not use the bridge. But people do not know the gravity of the problem. Actually, they hurted the sentiment of that person who was to ingurate it. Due to people deed a political leader lost the pleasure of inguaration. The sollution of the problem is not easy. But by taking some measures such situation may be avoided in near future. People should think that minsters have generally tight shedule. They are always busy. So people should show the patience in such things. These things are not good for our democracy. Such incident are alarming bell, because law breaking incidents may increase in near future. It may be possible that tomorrow people may raise question on the foreign tour of the elected representatives. They may demand to set up a system to monitor the work of elected representatives. They also demand that other facilities of the MPs and MLAs should be deducted. The final solution of the problem is that a post of Inguaration minister should be created. Because with the creation of new post, delay can be avoided and development of the country, can be ensured.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Don't Be Talkative

Everyone wants to be a successful person in life, but they do not know, how to be successful. The mantra of success is easy. But one will not be talkative. Though experts have different opion over it. I have also something to say you. Let me tell my own experience. If you are talkative. Leave this habit soon. Because talkative can not be a successful person. This has been cleared in a new research conducted by me. After interviewing lakhs of people, i reached to conclusion that to be successful in life one will have not talkative. If you prefer to speak less then people will show curiosity in you and if you will talk a lot people will not show interest in you. If you speak less people will try know about you. They will research to know about you. You can take example of congress president Sonia Gandhi and Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi. Despite being in public life they speak less. Because they know the importance of less speaking. When entire nation want to know their thoughts on lokpal during fasting of social activist Anna Hazare they did not speak a single word. To know their thoughts on a particular subject you will have to research. Without research you can not know what they think on the issue of national importance. The greatest disadvantage of being talkative is that you will loose your credibility soon. People will not give importance to you. By speaking less you can hide your ambition and may get desired post. This critaria is fit in all fields. If you express your views openly then your boss may be suspicious about possible ego clash. Remember no one likes that anyone challenge his ego. To satisfy his ego, a person can go to any extent. As far as politics is consern, you will have strictly follow this thing. Prime minister Minister Singh speaks less so he became PM of the country. Apart from it, by less speaking you can reduce the noise pollution and may create a peacefull world, So speak less.

Act Fast On Caste Census

Act fast on caste census, centre tells state- Because, election is near the corner.

Shatrughan Sinha Bats For Advani

Big party leaders should not feel slighted. Only Advani has the stature to lead party to power- The party is unanimous on Modi's candidature.

Sharad Distanced Himself From Conspiracy Theory.

Sharad distances himself from conspiracy theory- Saying that it is not his own research work, only CM can tell you in detail.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Education In Bihar Disappointing

Becase, the education has no role in the development of the state.

Bihar Chief Minister Is Research Minded

Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar is regualary breaking new news story nowdays. After parting its way with BJP, he has adopted method of dout principle in finding the truth. Contrary to it, the Bhartiya Janta Party leaders have become astrologers and they are predicting about the government's survival. According to them, the day of the goverment is numbered. Any time the government may turn into a minority government. The are saying that the people of the state have been fade up with the misrule of the Nitish government. Actually, leaders of both parties are working over time these days, which will certainly in benifit of the state. Actually, leaders of the both parties are enhancing their potential these days. The chief minister has made work easy of investing agency by his latest research. Searching clue in Gaya bomb blast was not a east task for the investigative agency. Solving mystery of Gaya bomb blast was a uphill task for them. But ability of chief minister has made it easy task. Since, he was not a reseach minded person earlier. Insead, he was seen as a able chief minister, who was dedicated for the developent works. But after parting his way with Bhartiya Janta Party, a sea change is being seen in his personality. He has become a researh lover chief minister alongwith tour lover chief minister. The JDU claims that with parting way with the BJP the party has been strenthened that seems to near the truth, because it has ensured the personality development of the chief minister. The outcome of his latest reaserch is that BJP is main conspirator in Bodh Gaya blast. I think investing agency should leave its work so that now it has been crystal clear that BJP is the main cosiprator in Bodhgaya bomb blast case. The mainthing is that the people of the state believes on the CM's outcome. Now action should be started against BJP Leaders and its party office should be sealed. So that no party should be allowed to play with the sentiments of the people.

Bridegroom Market

I am a big item of bridegroom market. Last year, i could not get married due to propaganda of the opposition parties(neighbours). But this year my beloved mother and sisters have made all preparations to counter the propaganda of the opposition parties. They are taking help of experts to build my image. Experts have assured my mother and sisters that character assisnation programme of the neighbours will not be successful this year. But they have put some condition on me and say strictly follow them. They have said me to leave my all bad habits at least till my marriage. Experts have also advised me to not being seen with my notorious friends. They have also said me not to touch the bottle of wine and never being seen near bear bar. Otherwise neighbours will get a new issue to tranish my image. Neighour say me, a wicked peson, drug addict and chain smoker.while in my mother eyes, i am innocent boy, who is in bad friend circle. She also thinks that my friend exploite me and enjoy on my money. She also says that after marriag everything will be okayed in my life. Now i tell you about my some specialities. I have been leadership quality since childhood. I have succesfuly led the several agitation. I have good experience of stone pellting on police personals. I had been expelled by university administration due this leadershi quality. According university administration, i am a criminal minded person and i should be jailed. But my critics do not know that any time my talent may be recognised by a poitical leader and i may become MP or MLA. I can assure the father of the girl that i can better protect his girl and no one dare to see her. My family has been against of dowry since begining. But we can not deprive pleasure of giving dowary of bride family. We have attractive insurance policy. Girl's father may get girl's life insurence by giving hansome dowry. After fullfiling our all demands she will be not burnt alive by me or my family member. She will be also not face any type of torture. We have also given big offer this year like getting car as a dowry, she will travel in car. Getting bike she will ride on bike. Actually my parents have hugely invested in me. They only want good return of that money. Please generously consider my candidature, so i could pass (get married) this year's exam. Thanks.

Congress Asks Mamata To Clear Stand On BJP

Because the party has to make its strategy.

Sunday, July 21, 2013