Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar said " There has been secret parleys between the two sworn enemies (BJP and RJD) and it has reached the level of talks on seat adjustments" - Talking about his new research.
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Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
Importace of fasting
Emergency has been declared. My civil right has been suspended. Charges are being framed. There is complete choas and and confusion at my home. Heavy paramilitary force have been deployed at my residence. My empire has been overthrown by my wife. Accusing that i am not able to take advantage of right occasion. I am going to appeal in husband commission because i am being tortured. I am being forced to go on fasting. Importance of fasting is being telecasted by wife, sons and daughters. They want that i should upgrade their status in society. They aIso want that i should highlight their name and fame by going on fasting. They also want that i should make my supreme sacrifice for the family. They say that i had lost the chance last year when Anna Hazare was on fasting, Arvind Kejariwal was on fasting. My wife says that i may get ticket of Aam Aadmi Party. But the problem is that i can not live without food for one day. Despite knowing that there is importance of fasting in life. It purifies our body and mind. I can not go on fasting. But as i earlier said my wife is extremly unhappy with me because She wants that i should immediatelly start fasting to get a take ticket . She says that with fast, i will be successful in killing two birds with one sto ne. One hand my health will improve, On the other hand i will earn name and fame. She also says that i do not change myself according to time. She says that despite name and fame Baba Ramdev could not leave the lure of fasting. She also says that i should also become active. She also describe the importance of fasting. She says that from fasting one can make his body slim. She also says that it is also possible that Arvind Kejariwal may recognise my talent and may give me ticket. I will not go on fasting with my desire. If i go on fasting, you should understand that i have not gone on fasting with my own desire. You should understand that i have been forced to do so. I will say to you
, please register an FIR against my family members in case of my demise. I will also appeal please pray for my departed soul. My family member will probably not do so, beacuse i could not highlight their name. I could not fullfil their desire.
, please register an FIR against my family members in case of my demise. I will also appeal please pray for my departed soul. My family member will probably not do so, beacuse i could not highlight their name. I could not fullfil their desire.
Sunday, July 7, 2013
India is making progress
India is making progress. To see it, you will have to develop third eyes. You will have to be reseach minded. You will have to keep wisdom.
How can you see the progress of the country with your closed eyes. You will have to open your eyes. You will have to develop your sixth sense. Those who are not seeing the progress of the country, are not in jolly mood. They are sad. The people of negative mindset say that glass is half empaty while the people of positive mindset say that glass is half full. If your mood is fine then every thing will seem happy. You will see beauty in everything. If you will be in sad mood everything will look ugly.
After adopting lebralization policy, nearly 20 percentage people made progress rapidlly. They change their cars like clothes. They wear branded clothes. Is it not progress ?The progress of the country can be seen in slum areas. You can also know the progress of the country in poverty index. Progress can be also known in child labour index, the number of unemployed youths also present rosy picture of the progress. The real progress can be also seen in pathetic condition of the farmers.
How can you see the progress of the country with your closed eyes. You will have to open your eyes. You will have to develop your sixth sense. Those who are not seeing the progress of the country, are not in jolly mood. They are sad. The people of negative mindset say that glass is half empaty while the people of positive mindset say that glass is half full. If your mood is fine then every thing will seem happy. You will see beauty in everything. If you will be in sad mood everything will look ugly.
After adopting lebralization policy, nearly 20 percentage people made progress rapidlly. They change their cars like clothes. They wear branded clothes. Is it not progress ?The progress of the country can be seen in slum areas. You can also know the progress of the country in poverty index. Progress can be also known in child labour index, the number of unemployed youths also present rosy picture of the progress. The real progress can be also seen in pathetic condition of the farmers.
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