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Monday, July 22, 2013
Bihar Chief Minister Is Research Minded
Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar is regualary breaking new news story nowdays. After parting its way with BJP, he has adopted method of dout principle in finding the truth. Contrary to it, the Bhartiya Janta Party leaders have become astrologers and they are predicting about the government's survival. According to them, the day of the goverment is numbered. Any time the government may turn into a minority government. The are saying that the people of the state have been fade up with the misrule of the Nitish government. Actually, leaders of both parties are working over time these days, which will certainly in benifit of the state. Actually, leaders of the both parties are enhancing their potential these days. The chief minister has made work easy of investing agency by his latest research. Searching clue in Gaya bomb blast was not a east task for the investigative agency. Solving mystery of Gaya bomb blast was a uphill task for them. But ability of chief minister has made it easy task. Since, he was not a reseach minded person earlier. Insead, he was seen as a able chief minister, who was dedicated for the developent works. But after parting his way with Bhartiya Janta Party, a sea change is being seen in his personality. He has become a researh lover chief minister alongwith tour lover chief minister. The JDU claims that with parting way with the BJP the party has been strenthened that seems to near the truth, because it has ensured the personality development of the chief minister. The outcome of his latest reaserch is that BJP is main conspirator in Bodh Gaya blast. I think investing agency should leave its work so that now it has been crystal clear that BJP is the main cosiprator in Bodhgaya bomb blast case. The mainthing is that the people of the state believes on the CM's outcome. Now action should be started against BJP Leaders and its party office should be sealed. So that no party should be allowed to play with the sentiments of the people.
Bridegroom Market
I am a big item of bridegroom market. Last year, i could not get married due to propaganda of the opposition parties(neighbours). But this year my beloved mother and sisters have made all preparations to counter the propaganda of the opposition parties. They are taking help of experts to build my image. Experts have assured my mother and sisters that character assisnation programme of the neighbours will not be successful this year. But they have put some condition on me and say strictly follow them. They have said me to leave my all bad habits at least till my marriage. Experts have also advised me to not being seen with my notorious friends. They have also said me not to touch the bottle of wine and never being seen near bear bar. Otherwise neighbours will get a new issue to tranish my image. Neighour say me, a wicked peson, drug addict and chain smoker.while in my mother eyes, i am innocent boy, who is in bad friend circle. She also thinks that my friend exploite me and enjoy on my money. She also says that after marriag everything will be okayed in my life. Now i tell you about my some specialities. I have been leadership quality since childhood. I have succesfuly led the several agitation. I have good experience of stone pellting on police personals. I had been expelled by university administration due this leadershi quality. According university administration, i am a criminal minded person and i should be jailed. But my critics do not know that any time my talent may be recognised by a poitical leader and i may become MP or MLA. I can assure the father of the girl that i can better protect his girl and no one dare to see her. My family has been against of dowry since begining. But we can not deprive pleasure of giving dowary of bride family. We have attractive insurance policy. Girl's father may get girl's life insurence by giving hansome dowry. After fullfiling our all demands she will be not burnt alive by me or my family member. She will be also not face any type of torture. We have also given big offer this year like getting car as a dowry, she will travel in car. Getting bike she will ride on bike. Actually my parents have hugely invested in me. They only want good return of that money. Please generously consider my candidature, so i could pass (get married) this year's exam. Thanks.
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
People Friendly Police
Efforts of making police people friendly are being materlised. Police in India are much more friendly than any nation of the world. It adopts humantarian attitude in dealing the crime. It reaches on the incident site just after the incident. Allegation of fake encounter is people imagination. Custodial death is propaganda of the people to tranish the image of the police. Prevailing corruption in police is far away from truth. Police personals in the country are hundered percent fit. There is stress on their fitness. They behave decently with pubic. Police never use abusive words against people. No false cases are framed against anyone. No innocent people are caught by the police to show its proactiveness and achievent. Police respect the Human right of the people and never violate it. People believe in police and provide them their full cooperation by providing right information to catch the criminals.
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