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Monday, September 9, 2013
Prevention Of Dengue
A meeting held in Kaimur district of Bihar to discuss various issues including spread of dengue. In the meeting participants criticised Masquito for spreading dengue. According to a report people were extremely excited. They may give beffiting reply to masquitos. Sensing the danger, the district administration deployed heavy police force in good number in masqitos dominated areas. District administration also advised Masquitos to be cautious. Besides, district administration issued order to susped all type of cleanliness work with Immediate effect. People have been advised not to use net. Need of the our is to issue harsh statement against masquitos. Masquito should be severaly criticised by people. So that they could lose its social base among people. They could Feel isolated. There is no need of campaign against mosquitos. There is no need of any type of step to treat this deadly disease. Such steps will not prove effective. Masquito may stop its ire on being appeal. They are trustworthy like China and Pakistan. As china and Pakistan stop their anti-India activities on being appeal. Masquito can do the same. Peace process can be also started with masqutos. The government should create favorable conditions for them. Political leaders should leave their differences and they should issue harsh statement against against masquitos. People can also vote against Masquitos through messages. Road should be blocked to force the masquitos to stop dengue. Political leaders should divide people over this issue. No unity should be shown against masquitos. There is no need of collective efforts against the dengue. are of the view that harsh st Experts atement generates hits which Masquitos do not tolerate. Besides some other measure may be like slogan shouting against Masquitos. Dharna should be staged. Rallies should be taken out against them. Parliament should not be allowed to function.
Monday, August 26, 2013
Disruption of House Proceedings
The prominent work of legislatires is to entact legislation, so the member of parliament do everything except allowing smooth functioning of parliament. Respected members do not allow healthy debate in parliament because from the debate, the quality of bill will be affected. The ruling party and the opposion both want to maintain quality of the legislation at all cost. So the ruling party do not feel need of consensus. Despite that the opposition extends their full support by disrupting the proceedings of the house. The ruling alliance and the opposition paties are both worry for the nation and the countrymen. They spend sleepless night feeling sorrows and the pain of the people. They live in the AC to feel the pain of Labours and farmers. They take healthy diet to provide nutrition to the poor. They go to foreign trips to provide entertainment to the countrymen. Their each and every action is dedicated to the nation. There is no place of any doubt in it. The opposition partiers rarely take part in debate and suggest amendments. The opposition oppose the bill in democratic way like throwing shoes to each other and shouting slogan. Thus, the ruling party and the opposition parties both perform their duties. MPs peform their duties with sseriousness. The sound proof of their dutifulness is that they occasionally present in the house and they often walk out from the house. Respected members do all efforts to pass the legislation. From slogan shouting to walkout.The ruling party go to any extent to pass the legislation. While the opposition parties go to any extent to oppose it. Shooes are thrown. Chairs are thrown to stop the bill. The public see 20-20 match from their TV screen that is played between the ruling party and the opposition parties. Respected members say that pending bill should not seen as a problem.Instead it should be seen as overexamination of the legislation. They say that they ensure the quality of legislation by various ways. Legislatures express surprise on being impatience of the people. They say that Their motive is to pass few qualitative legislations. They also say that the business of the house is intensely disrupted so that unnecessary legislation couldn't pass. They further say that they can not compromise over quality. MPs also argue that they can't seat together to resolve the differences. Bacause there is fear to be emotional of members. They may agree and whole climax may end. MPs remind that the public should not forget the entertainment that is provided by members by slogan shouting and walk out. They further say that they respect the parliament and democratic values. They have great respect towards democracy. Respected members also say that people should forget wasting time and money. Because they waste time and money to provide healthy entertainment to people. They also waste time and money to pass only good legislation.
Friday, August 23, 2013
Demand Of Bharat Ratna
I am a strong contender of bhart Ratna by birth. There is no need of additional qualification. If the sate does not honour me with Bharat Ratna, it means the state does not treat every citizen equally. It means the government discriminate with its citizen on various ground. If UPA want to come in power then it should announce that after coming power it will honour with Bharat Ratna to every citizen. If UPA lose this opportunity to announce then other parties may announce to give Bhart Ratna after coming to power. I am an MA pass unemployed youth. I also want to touch the sky like others.Society do not respect me because I am an unemployed. I am eagerly waiting the announcement that government will honour me after coming to power. It will work wonder and will ensure victory of ruling party. After that I may spend a dignified life. The government can not ensure the development of the country. It can't stop skyrocketing price of essential Commodities . It can't give beffiting reply of Pakistani and Chinese misadventure. It can not provide job to every citizen. It can not fill the widening gap of the poor and the rich. It can't eradicate hunger death. It can't stop farmers suicidal death. It can't root out corruption from the country but it can announce to give the highest civilian honour Bharat Ratna to each citizen. The fourth coming election is near the corner. A number of announcement will be made by the central government in coming days. I hope the government will also announce to give Bharat Ratna to please people. I will like to make it clear here that I am not not a selfish person. My demand is in national interest.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Mantra To Win Election
It is true that word is god and its effect is universal. According to mythological description god manifests itself in word. The effect of word is enormous. The effect of it, can be realized in any part of the world. Our saints created mantras, which have especial impact on our body and mind . There are several types of mantras. Some fulfill our desires while some make us healthy and wealthy. Mantras can also be used in destructive activities. It is also said that mantras power in past were more than any sophisticated bomb. And there were people in past who know how to use mantras for destructive purposes. Present time our politicians know how to use mantras for wining the election.If you want to see the effect of word, then you will have to see, it in the promises of politicians. It is effect of word that Political leaders make false promises and the public blindly believe it. Mesmerising effect of promises are seen on people. As a result, People lose their sense and vote on mere assurances. After the election politicians forget their assurances while the public remember it. The public think to teach a lesson to Netaji (political leaders) in next election for cheating. But political leaders once again recite mainefesto mantra wholeheartedly. And mantra works wonder and people forget about revenge and vote for netaji under effect of mantra. Another effect of word is seen when a political leader say that he is not involved in any scam while evidence suggests his involment in scam. People forget the evidence about his involment and believe in his statement. Not only this the public also ensure his victory in election. Year by year same mantra is recited by political leaders and no commitment is fulfilled. It is also seen that when a dishonest person recites mantra it produces more effect while when an honest person recites it produce less impact. It is matter of consideration.The reson of it, is said that a dishonest person recites it wholeheartedly while an honest person doesn't show same Faith. The effect of mantra varies from time to place. There is a special time to get maximum result of any mantra. Religious mantras are chanted on special occasion like navratra or during eclipse. While political mantras are recited during election. Some time many leaders recite the same mantra because the importance of collective reciting is said more. Slogan shouting is also a type of mantra . If it suits then produces immediate result.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Peace Talks Amid Firing
Although firing is continue on border from Pakistani side at the same time possibility of peace is also high. Because both sides are talking about peace. Both side are expressing there willingness towards peace. Indian leadership is taking the incident of firing casually. Because Pakistan usually fires from accors the border. This has not happened first time. This is not first violation of cease fire.It is a routine activities. There is no need of panic. Obma has no need to advise Indian Prime Minister to maintain peace on border. South Asia is not going to be a disturbed region. The country is not going to leave its policy of peace. Our border is only insecure. Only our soldiers are being killed in firing. Leaders are safe. People are safe. So there is no need to immediate action against Pakistan. No need of deployment of additional troops on border. The country has well planned strategy to meet the challenges of future. Indian leadership has decided not oppose misadventure of Pakistan and China. Because peace and stability of region will be effected. To assure countrymen, there is need to sing some popular song like befitting reply of Pakistani"s misadventure. Indian leadership sing it wholeheartedly. All past governments have sung it wholeheartedly. The incidents of firing also prove that every thing is in control of Pakistani PM. Army is working on his behalf. There are no differences between PM and army chief.
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