Narendra Modi Agreed For Marriage

Political leaders are making all eforts to woo the voters to ensure their victory in upcoming parliamentary election. Even they are getting married to make their image in public. Acorting to Humor Satire new BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi may announce that he will marry just after the completion of the forthcoming parliamentary election. According to an outsider of the party, Gujarat chief Minister will convene a press conference in one or two days to make formal announcement about his decision to marriage. It is being said that BJP priministerial candidate Narendra Modi was initially against his marriage but before the decision of the party he was to change his decision. It is all being said that the party has issued a whip to him to marry as quick as possible to make himself more acceptable among voters. After the decision of the party about his marriage he sought time from the party's president Rajnath Singh on this ground that due to tight shedule of the election he would not get time for marriage. He assured the party chief that he will get married just after the concluding parliamentary election. It is also being said that Gujarat strong man also gave a written assurance to the party in this regard. Actually, the BJP think tanks are of the view that after getting married Mr. Modi would be more popular among married people while Congress vice-president would be left behind in popularity graph from BJP's PM candidate. The step is being considered balancing act of the party as the party believes that Modi's marriage may reduce Arvind Kejriwal's effect and may ensure the party victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. Mr. Modi's Political opponents are trying to know about his love affair by daydreaming. They are holding daydreaming competitions among their supporters to know about his love affair and his wife's name. Narrating his daydreaming a political opponent said that Modi has love affair with moon based a girl. He also said that Modi has been in love with her nearly 100 years. Talking about Mr. Modi's wife he said that his wife has been former miss universe. He also said that Mr. Modi regularly goes to moon meet his wife. Another his political opponent said that Mr. Modi' wife is the tallest leader of the moon and he takes his political decision according to her advise. He also said that Mr. Modi's love affair is 80 years old. According to an unconfirmed report after Mr.Modi's consent to get married after the election Congress and AAP held Marathon meetings to decide their future course of action in new political scenario. In Congress party's meeting several party leaders said that Congress vice-president Rahul Gandhi should also announce the date of his marriage so that BJP could not take political mileage of Mr. Modi's marriage - Report is based on daydreaming.

Political Parties Want To Use Venom GT In Election Campaign

The impact of the test drive of Venom GT car in US, is largely being seen in India.The leaders of various political party have decided to use Venom GT car in their election campaign. They are of the view that Venom GT car would prove better than helicopter in election campaigning. Actually political parties are trying to woo voters at all cost, so they they are using all means to win the election. An online survey conducted by Humor Satire News to know the choices of political leaders in their election campaign, shows that political leaders preferred Venom GT car to helicopter. The congress party held a press conference in New Delhi and said that the party leaders would largely use Venom GT cars in their election campaigns. The party also inform that it would seek permission from Election Commission in this regard. The congress party said that the party took decision to use Venom GT car, because the party leaders could reach on time to address their election rallies. The BJP will also use Venom GT car in its election campaign. The BJP also claimed that high speed of the car will helpful in winning the election for the party. The ruling Congress and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party both have promised in their election mainefestos that if they come to power in the forthcoming parliamentary election, then they will ensure free distribution of GT car to the countrymen. Both parties have also claimed that free distribution of Venom GT car would ensure overall development of the countrymen. In a statement, the Congress described the main specialties of Venom GT car and said that if the party comes to power then it will fulfill the aspirations of the people to ride on Venom GT car. The principle oopposition party BJP has also made similar promises to voters. The party in a statement said that just after becoming PM of Narendra Modi, the party would start car distribution to the countrymen. According to political observers, political parties have failed in addressing the main issues of the people so they want to use Venom GT car to divert the attention of the people. The Congress party wants to avoid its anti- party wave in upcoming election by using it in its election campaign while BJP wants to use it to make Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi next prime minister.

Salman Khurshid Calls Modi Impotent

Whenever election campaign gets momentum political leaders become cautious about their remarks. They use democratic words to send positive signals among voters. They mind every word before speaking. They do enough research work on what they have to say. Apart from it, they motivate people towards positive lifestyle. After much research, Union Minister Salman Khurshid made a statement about Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi, saying him impotent. In an election rally in Farrukhabad he showered praises on Narendra Modi and termed him impotent. During his praise he forgot that his party Congress may take disciplinary action against him for his praise. Experts also expressed their opinions over his remark and said that his praise to Modi proves that he works above party line in national interest and he can sacrifice his self-interest for larger interest of the country. Initially it was not clear that this is his personal research or other party' leaders also took part in his research work. But later Congress spokesperson termed his impotent remark based on Salman Khurshid's personal research and indicated that action against him may be taken for publicly praising Modi by saying him impotent. In the mean time Salman Khurshid said that he reached to conclusion that Modi is impotent after deep research . Talking about importance of word impotent Salman Khurshid said that word impotent brings development wherever and whenever it is used or. He said that development of Gujarat is not because of Narendra Modi and said that Gujarat chief minister did nothing for development of Gujarat. He also claimed that Gujarat received development because Modi is impotent. He also claimed that only highly intellectuals like him can do such research. He also said that he reached to conclusion that Modi is impotent after deep research . But instead of inviting applause for him, his research works brought criticism from all corners. The external affair minister was widely criticised by the BJP's leaders. The external affair minister Salman Khurshid also said that his criticism for his new revelation shows that people are not showing interest about innovative ideas. He also said that due to lack of interest towards new researches, the country has left far behind in development. Salman Khurshid said that he had worked hard and spent a lot of money in conducting research on Modi. He also expressed surprise over the responses of intellectual class and said that even intellectual class didn't recognize the importance of his new research and preferred to be silent on his criticism. Congress MP from Andhra Pradesh who used pepper spray in Parliament has congratulated Salman Khurshid for his unique research. He also said that members of parliament and member of legislative council would motivate to conduct similar research. RLD MLAs who had become shirtless in UP assembly had said that remarks of the external affair minister would bring a sea change in Indian poltics. Political leaders would conduct such research in future and India would leave to China far behind in development.

Al-Qaeda Conducted Nuclear Test

Al-Qaeda successfuly conducted nuclear test in Afghanistan's Torabora Hills. Just after the news report of al-Qaeda nucler test, celebrations were seen in western countries specially in US and Britain. . People came out from their homes and danced on the streets in joy. They were shouting slogan in Al- Qaeda support . People were also seen talking about positive outcome of nuclear test by Al- Qaeda .They were saying that the world would be more secure after the Nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda and fight against terrorim would be strengthened. According to a report US has expressed happiness over the nuclear test of Al-Qaeda, hoping that the world would be more secure after Al Qaeda's nuclear test. US president Barack Obama congratulated the Al-Qaeda's scientists and hoped that after the successful nuclear test of Al Qaeda, terror group would intensify its peace efforts in the world. He also announced ease in security of US saying that there is no need of it after the test. Mr. Obama directed to remove All CC TVs cameras from places of strategic importance. He also said that there would be no security check up at US airports and passengers would be allowed to board their aeroplanes without any security check up. He further said that no foreign diplomat will have to go through security check up in US. Celebrations were also seen in Israel where people were seen dancing on streets in joys after the nuclear test . In the mean time, just after the nuclear Test of Al-Qaeda, Pakistan declared two days mourning. The government also decided to observed two days bandh in protest of nuclear test by Al-Qaeda. Due to the government sponsored bandh normal life in Pakistan was paralysed. Vehicles were not seen on Pakistan's roads. People preferred to remain in their homes. Roads and streets were seen deserted. High alert was also sounded in Pakistan and security had been beefed up. Security of top terrorists have been ensured. In the mean time, Pakistan blamed India for helping Al- Qaeda in conducting the nuclear tests. In a statement Pakistan's spokesperson blamed that India provided technical and financial support to Al Qaeda to conduct atomic test. Pakistani's foreign spokesperson also blamed that India is trying to create disturbances in Pakistan through Taliban. Spokesperson also demanded a ban on India for promoting terrorism in the world through Al-Qaeda. He further said that India is providing financial support to Afghanistan based Al- Qaeda groups. According to Humor Satire Reporter Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed near terrorist training camps in Pakistan to provide security to militants.

Elephant Drank All Water Of River Yamuna

Taking a surprise move an elephant drank all water of the river Yamuna in national capital Delhi, causing water scarcity in the capital Delhi. The cause of the elephant's step was not known till now but according to an unconfirmed report the elephant belongs to a particular party and when he was denied ticket by the party chief he took this extream step in protest. It is also being said that the elephant was fully loyal to the party and its party president and he was considered to be close associate of the party chief. He was willing to contest election from a parliamentary constituency in forthcoming parliamentary election and had been preparing for long time for this . But the elephant's caste proved hurdle for getting him the party ticket. The party denied him ticket on the basis that the population of his caste was not enough in the constituency to ensure his victory and he was little chance to win the election. After hearing this news that he has been denied the party ticket, he became angry and drank all water of river Yamuna. He was also sat on dharna along with other elephants at Ramlila Maidan in Delhi in protest of the party's decision. Heavy forces have been deployed in Ramlila Maidan to persuade the elephants. Another report suggests that the elephant was in anger after the resignation of Aam Aam Party chief Arvind Kejriwal as a Delhi chief minister. He had voted in Kejriwal's favour in assembly election hoping that Kejriwal would bring a sea change in Delhi administration during his regime and he would not have to give bribe to clerks for their works to be done. But due to untimely resignation of Arvind Kejriwal elephant's aspiration was not fulfilled and he became angry. Humor Satire News reporter narrated different story about the incident, according to him the elephant was well-known environmentalist of Delhi and he was upset over the rising polution level of Yamuna river so he drank all water of Yamuna to end the pollution. In the mean time, the people of Delhi came out on the street and protested against the water shortage. They also demanded that water supply be ensured in their homes. The government has taken several steps including 24 hours long meeting of cabinets to ensure the water supply in Delhi. To ensure water supply in Delhi the government has also decided to organise workshops in all pockets of Delhi. The government has also decided to ensure more panel discussions on TV channels. The government has also decided to organise prathna sabh ( prayer) to meet the challenge.