Latest Fight Between Salman Khan And Shahrukh Khan

Heavy fighting broke out between the supporters of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan during filing of their nomination paper of a student union election. At the time of filing nomination paper their supporters clashed with each other. Trouble started when supporters of Shahrukh Khan started airing slogans against Salman Khan. The supporters of Salman Khan opposed it and they scuffled with the supporters of Shahrukh Khan. Supporters of both group injured in clash. Some of them were seriously injured. Seriously injured have been hospitalized in a primary health centre. The police had made elaborate security arrangement for the filing of nomination paper, seeing their criminal records in film. There were possiblities that anti-social elements of films may create ruckus during the filing of nomination paper. So the police were taking extra precautionary measure to avoid any clash. The objections had also been raised over contesting election of both Bollywood stars. People had demanded that they had criminal records in the film so they should be stopped from contesting election of student union. It is mention worthy here that bollywood star Shahrukh Khan and Salman Khan's rivalry is not new. There is a long history of their fight. Even they fought over petty matters in childhood. Gooli danda game often changed into boxing. Both have done their schooling in government primary school. Their master Akhilesh Dash recalls that Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan were naughty in childhood even they didn't hesitate in teasing old age persons. He further says that under peepal tree of their village, they used to play with their other classmates. Akhilesh Dash also recalls that both were superb fighters. He regretted that his advise was not followed by the guardians of Salman and Shahrukh Khan otherwise they were known boxers of the country. He said that he had spotted his inherent potential and advised their guardians to provide training of boxing for them so that they could highlight the name of the country. But my advise was not followed by their guardians and they had to choose a low profile work of acting in Bollywood industry. Scientists from all over world are also showing interest in research work of their fighting. People are predicting that Salman Khan and Shahrukh khan may get Nobel Peace Prize in the best fighter world group.

Salman Khan Married With Girlfriend

There is a report that Bollywood actor Salman Khan has married with his new girlfriend in a simple ceremony. It is also being said that in the marriage ceremony no Bollywood stars were invited. Family members of Salman Khan and his new girlfriend were also not present at the marriage. Speculations are rife about his new girlfriend and now wife. It is being said that noted Bollywood actor came in contact with his girlfriend during climbing of Everest. He was impressed with her at first glance and fell in love with her. It is also being said that his mind reminded him about his earlier statements that he is not in hurry of marriage but his heart got victory over his mind. It is also being said that his new girlfriend is a daughter of a former king of Mount Everest peak and the king was against the marriage because he didn't want that his girl marry with an unemployed youth. The king had put a condition that Salman Khan first get a job then marry. It is also being said that Salman tried hard to get a job but failed in getting. Finally he eloped the girl and married at a temple. According to Humor Satire News after spreading news of the marriage of Bollywood actor Salman Khan young girls staged dharna at their homes in almost all cities of the country. Bollywood actresses also stopped their suiting and staged dharna at sets against the marriage of Salman Khan. Young girls also took part in demonstrations at several places in the country. The girls were shouting slogan like 'we want justice'. Young girls also blocked the road and rail traffic at several places in the country against the marriage. They also boycotted their works. They also decided that they would never resumed their duties in future. It is also being said that young girls also hold a close door meeting in Mumbai. Speaking on the occasion, participants said that Bollywood actor has broken their heart by marrying a Village girl. They also sought answer from Bollywood actor Salman Khan that what were faults in them that he decided to marry with a unknown girl. They sought explanation from Bollywood actor that why was not invited them in marriage ceremony. It is also being said that Bollywood actor issued a press note and said that he would throw a party to agitating young girls after returning from honeymoon. According to Humor Satire News an FIR was lodged at a unknown police station against the Bollywood actor Salman for breaking hurt of many young girls. There is also an unconfirmed report that an arrest warrant has been issued against the Bollywood actor for his marriage. Report also suggests that Bollywood actor Salman Khan is his hiding from one place to another place along with his new wife to avoid arrest while police are conducting raids at possible hideouts to arrest the Bollywood actor. (By badbolan guru in bura na mano holi hai)

Train Collided With Truk In Mid Air.

In a major accident a high speed train collided with a truk in mid air just after taking off from airport. In accident one crore train passengers were reported to be missing along with train. while no damage of the truk was reported in the accident. All the passengers of the truk were reported to be safe. Missing passengers of the train were being treated on moon based a hospital. According to news bulletin of the hospital all the passengers of the train received serious injury and they are being treated in Intensive Care Unit. The condition of some patients is stated to be critical. Due to collision of the train a high intensity earthquake was also felt in deserted areas of the world causing major damage to property and lives. Thousands homes were destroyed in the deserted areas due to earthquake. A massive search operations was launched to trace the missing train. Substantial evidence is suggesting that debris of train may be founded on mars. Mars government is providing all possible help in search operation of missing train. International community has offered help in search operations of missing train. According to humor satire news soon after taking off the train from an international airport, it was disappeared from radars. All efforts of control room to make contact with train driver was failed. The cause of the accident was stated to be high speed of the train. It is being said that train driver lost control over wheel as a result of it the train collided with Truk and disappeared. An FIR has been lodged in sky police station against all the passengers of train and truk. According to to a report all the passengers of Truk were arrested soon after the accident while police have reached to moon and cordoned of the hospital where missing train passengers are being treated with serious injuries. In the mean time, Human Right group demonstrated at a secret place to press the government to ensure arrest of missing passengers. It is also being said that Human Right Groups also held a close door meeting to make their strategy to ensure the arrest of missing passengers. Speaking on the occasion participants stressed the need to more close door meetings and demonstrations to ensure the arrest of missing train passengers. They also warned the government that they would not stop their close door meetings and demonstrations till the arrest of missing train passengers.

Secret Poll Pact Between SP And BSP

In politics nothing can be predicted. People have never imagined that there would be secret poll pact between Samaj Wadi Party and Bahujan Samaj Party in coming parliamentary election. Because SP and BSP were seen bitter critics of each other before the election. Leaders of both parties in past never lost chance to attack on each other from public platforms. Supporters of both parties have also clashed to each other on several occasions in the past. But now all indications are suggesting that both parties have forgotten their past rivalry and have decided to help each other in the parliamentary election. Latest example of this is that where one hand BSP has decided to give 50 percent party tickets to Bollywood actors and top industrialists to help SP in parliamentary election, on the other hand SP has decided to construct grand parks in Uttar Pradesh to help BSP. SP has also decided to organise Bramhan Sammelan in the country to help Bahujan Samaj party. In a statement Samaj Wadi Party has said that if SP chief became Prime Minister of the country then half budget of the country would be spent on construction of parks and installation of grand statues. The SP also said that the country needs such parks because parks have accelerated development in the country. Samajwadi party admitted that the party learnt this development formula from Bahujan Samaj Party. The party also said that it would construct 100 parks of international standard in Uttar Pradesh. The party also said these parks would be helpful in providing social justice to the people of the country and eliminating poverty from the country. People are drawing different conclusions from the poll pact of SP and BSP. Some are saying that poll pact between SP and BSP is for satisfying political ambition of SP and BSP chiefs to be PM while some other are of the views that both parties want to stop Modi' wave in UP as well as in the country. It is also being said that according to poll pact between SP and BSP, SP and BSP chiefs would alternatively become PM of the country for six months. This process would be repeated till completion of five-year term. Experts say that the leaders of both parties had well realised that without help of each other SP supremo and BSP chief can never become prime minister of the country. Experts also say that both leaders also realised that if they didn't reach the poll pact then they would loss their base in UP. Critics have termed the secret poll pact between Samajwadi Party and Bahujan Samaj Party, is latest example of opportunist poltics in the country. Opposition parties have said that SP and BSP are two sides of same coin. When Humor Satire reporter tried contact leaders of both parties to know their comments on this issue they switched off their mobile phones.

Will Modi Change Foreign Policy?

Non- BJP leaders convened a meeting at secreat place to make their common strategy to stop Narendra Modi's wave in parliamentary election. After 10 hours storming debate they issued a joint statement and said that if Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi became PM then he would change the economic and foreign policy of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that NaMo's dissatisfaction towards present economic and foreign policy is not a hidden fact. Political leaders also said that after becoming prime minister Narendra Modi may promote left ideology in the country because he has deep faith in it. They also said that on several occasions, NaMo has openly defended left ideology saying that it is in larger interest of the country. Non-BJP leaders also said that Narendra Modi has shared dias on several occasions with leaders of Communist party of India and CPM. Political leaders said that if Modi got success in his ill motives to change the country's foreign and economic policy then it would not be in country's interest. They also said that due to faulty economic policy of Narendra Modi the development of the country may reach to zero level. They also cautioned people that if NaMo became prime Minster then he would prove to be a close aide of China and he might serve the interest of China. Non-BJP leaders cited an example of a opinion poll which has predicted that Modi's foreign policy would be Chinese centric and he would be a trusted companion of Beijing. Political leaders also reminded people that Narendra Modi has been a blind supporters of Beijing. In the mean time, US president Barack Obama said that if Narendra Modi became the PM of India then Communist regime may return in the world and which would be a threat to present world order. Addressing a family members in Washington Mr. Obama demanded that a meeting of world leaders should be convened to discuss the possible change of Modi's foreign and economic policy. In the mean time, Pakistan has expressed happiness on the news of Modi's possibility to be PM of India. Pak Prime Minister Nawaj Sharrif hoped that Modi's foreign policy would be Pak centric and the relations between India and Pakistan would improve during his regime. Nawaj Sharrif has also hoped that Modi would be liberal towards Pak and he would not be bitter critic of Pak like Manmohan Singh led UPA government. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would bring key change in India's foreign policy as well as economic policy. Pak PM also hoped that Modi would allow infiltration in India and would provide financial help to run the terrorist camps in Pak.