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Thursday, January 2, 2014

Special Status For Bihar

In a statement Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi said that his party will support special status demand of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar. Gujrat chief minister also said that he is ready to leave his personal ambition to be PM for the development of Bihar. He said that he would forget his political enmity with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar for the sake of Bihar. In the mean time, it is being said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar may leave his demand for the special Status of Bihar and would not speak a single word for special Status of Bihar in the future because he believes that the issue has become communal with Modi's support. It is also being said that in a day or two Bihar chief minister would address a press conference to formaly announce his decision. Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar would probably say that with Modi's support, issue of special status would become communal Which would be a blow for his secular image. JDU's former spokesperson Shiva Nand Tiwari avoided to direct comment over this issue but indicated that the disciplinary action may be taken against him. Shiva Nand Tiwari also said that Nitish's decision to leave the special issue is his personal's decision and it is not party's decision. He also said that the JDU president Sharad Yadav, who has power to take action against him, may announce his expulsion from the party for leaving the special Status issue of Bihar. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Yadav said that the real face of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar was exposed before the people with the leaving the issue. He also said that there was a poll pact between the JDU and the BJP and both party would contest forthcoming parliamentary election together. Lalu Yadav also said that a wind was blowing in his party's favoure in Bihar to make the prime minister to Rahul Gandhi.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Wave For Political Change In The Country

With the refusal of Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) and Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) to form a government in Delhi once again proved that political leaders are not hunger of power and they want to serve the nation. Accusation against them that they do every thing to remain in power proved baseless. The refusal to not form a government also made it clear that they are driven by national interest instead of narrow political gains. Their sole motive is to serve the nation, it was also cleared. After the refusal by both the BJP and the AAP speculation are rife that that after the parliamentary election of 2013, the party which would get majority might say that it would not form a government in national interest and it would like to seat in opposition. Political thinkers are also of the veiw that the change wave is so strong in the country that senior leaders of all political party may announce that they would not contest upcoming parliamentary election to give a chance to youngster. It is also being felt senior leaders would not seek seats for their sons and relatives to contest election. It is also being said the next prime minister may be a politicaly immature but highly intellectual . It is also possible that after the parliamentary election all political parties make consensus on social activist Anna Hazare name for PM and Anna Hazare happily be ready to become PM. According to humor satire reporter the wave of change is blowing in the country and anything may happen at any time. The reporter further says that this may be possible that the Congress contest election under the leadership of Rahul Gandhi and he may become ready to be PM after getting majority of the party. It is also possible the Congress and the BJP both form a coalition government at the centre. It may be possible that Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar may leave his enmity with Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi by proposing his name for PM after joining NDA. It is also possible that tainted ministers and corrupt officers be given responsibility to root out corruption from the country.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

India More Corrupt Than China

There is news report that the country left far behind China in corruption. After this news, the countrymen filled with pride. They said that giving credit to one or two would not be just for this achievement. It is a result of collective efforts of selected people. Certainly many did hard work for years for this unique achievement. The real credit goes to political leaders, officers and middlemen. For making the country the most corrupt, political leaders actually did hardwork. without their contribution the country can't leave China far behind. The contribution of officers are not less, because without their cooperation political leaders could not do any thing. There was a need of nexus between political leaders and top officers for this. Credit should be also given to the countrymen for tolerating corruption for long time. without their tolerance the country couldn't make this record. According to Humor-Satire reporter after this news report, celebration was seen in political circle. A grand party was thrown to celebrate this occasion. In the party several prominent leaders took part including Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, Congress - Soniya Gandhi BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi along with several other leaders. Experts say that it is a good indication for the country because once again it was proved that political leaders may unite for national cause. It also shows that national interest is above for them. It also shows that they are not dominated by narrow political gains. It is also said that after the party they held a grand rally . Speaking on the occasion they said that agitation the corruption of Anna Hazare was a wrong step and after leaving behind China in corruption Anna and company should apology from the countrymen. Throwing light on the importance of the corruption leaders of all political parties said that after forming lokpal the country never gets this unique position. They also said that Anna and company has no vision to make the country better because they judge everything with irrational emotion. It is also being said that after getting Information that China was lacked behind from India Chinese premier lost his temper and order army to be prepared. It is also said he presided over a high level meeting to know the reason. It is also said all think tanks of China in meeting failed to know the reason of Indian lead in corruption. Chinese premier also order to constitute a high level committee to know the reason within ten minutes. He also warned that if the members of committee would fail to know the reason within ten minutes then will be jailed.

Friday, October 25, 2013

Narendra Modi Vs Rahul Gandhi

Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi is not anti-Muslim. Believe it or not but it is true. This fact was revealed when he criticised the congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi for his allegedly remarks in which he had said that some youths of Muslim community were in touch of ISI during Uttar Pradesh's Muzaffarnagar communal disturbances. Modi said that Rahul Gandhi should reveal the names of such youths. "After failing do so he should publicly apolgies" he added. He also said that Rahul Gandhi should not defame the entire community. It is being said that after his criticism of Rahul Gandhi, Narendra Modi is being popular among Muslim community. While Rahul Gandhi's popularity graph is being down. According humor- satire reporter after this BJP seems assure about its victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. Party think tanks are of the view Muslim would now forget about Gujarat's riot. The party also thinks that BJP would alone bring two third majority in coming election, while Congress would receive humiliating defeat in the election. Congress seems in damage control mode after this episode. According to an unconfirmed report, a high level meeting held at the Congress president Soniya Gandhi's residence to access the damage from Rahul Gandhi's statement. In the meeting, it was decided that all efforts will be done to woo the voters of Muslim community. According to humor-satire reporter some leaders of Congress Party have been given task to recite secularism mantra. The party has advised to its leaders to recite the mantra of Batla house encounter also.