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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Price Hike Of LPG Gas Cylinder

The government's decision to hike the price of LPG gas cylinder rocked the entire nation. The tremor was also felt in neighboring countries .Although there was no report of any causuality. Panic was seen among the residents after the price hike of gas cylinder. People were surprised and were not ready to believe it as a true. TV channels were broadcasting it as a breaking news. They all were saying that the hike of LPG Gas price by 3.46 per cylinder is unjust. Experts were talking about the impact of the huge price hike of LPG Gas in the country. They were saying that people would be not able to pay this extra price. Experts were terming it another wrong decision of the Manmohan Singh-led UPA government. Experts were also of the view that the hike would break the backbone of the people. A few other experts were saying that such faulty decision would block the progress of the nation. They were also saying that the poverty would increase from the current price hike of LPG Gas cylinder. Fear was also being expressed to increase of crime graph in the country. Terrorist activities also may rise , it was being said. It was also being said that the Chinese intrusion may increase. The possibility of increase in Pak sponsered terrorism, was also being expressed. It was being said that US president Barack Obama may appeal to Indian government to lower the price of LPG gas, so that it was posing a new threat to international security, especially US security. Political pandits were saying that the Congress has not learnt from the humiliating defeat of the four states. The opposition parties were saying that the government has lost its sense. They were also saying that the people would teach a lesson to the present government by defeating it in forthcoming parliamentry election. They were also saying that the government has no moral right to remain in power. They were saying that If the present government would remain in the power then it may hike the price of all essential commodities by 50 Paisa.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Wave For Political Change In The Country

With the refusal of Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP) and Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) to form a government in Delhi once again proved that political leaders are not hunger of power and they want to serve the nation. Accusation against them that they do every thing to remain in power proved baseless. The refusal to not form a government also made it clear that they are driven by national interest instead of narrow political gains. Their sole motive is to serve the nation, it was also cleared. After the refusal by both the BJP and the AAP speculation are rife that that after the parliamentary election of 2013, the party which would get majority might say that it would not form a government in national interest and it would like to seat in opposition. Political thinkers are also of the veiw that the change wave is so strong in the country that senior leaders of all political party may announce that they would not contest upcoming parliamentary election to give a chance to youngster. It is also being felt senior leaders would not seek seats for their sons and relatives to contest election. It is also being said the next prime minister may be a politicaly immature but highly intellectual . It is also possible that after the parliamentary election all political parties make consensus on social activist Anna Hazare name for PM and Anna Hazare happily be ready to become PM. According to humor satire reporter the wave of change is blowing in the country and anything may happen at any time. The reporter further says that this may be possible that the Congress contest election under the leadership of Rahul Gandhi and he may become ready to be PM after getting majority of the party. It is also possible the Congress and the BJP both form a coalition government at the centre. It may be possible that Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar may leave his enmity with Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi by proposing his name for PM after joining NDA. It is also possible that tainted ministers and corrupt officers be given responsibility to root out corruption from the country.