Black Flags To Arvind Kejriwal

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal was shown black flags by a group commuters, who daily use metro train to reach their destination. Accordin to humor-satire reporter when Arvind Kejriwal was to board metro train black flags were shown to him. Report also says that Delhi chief minister was smiling when he was being shown black flags. People blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating problems for office goers and other travelers during his metro journey by attracting huge crowd on the metro platform and metro train. They feared that if he continued his metro journey then other VIPs also may start their metro journey which would aggravate the problem. People said that Arvind Kejriwal has started showing his real face just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister. In the mean time, the central government blamed that Arvind Kejriwal is creating law and order problem in Delhi by his metro journey. The Congress also termed AAP government as a anti-people government for metro journey of its chief minister. The Congress also demanded president rule in Delhi saying that there is sufficient reason to impose president's rule in Delhi because Kejriwal's metro journey comes in rarest rare crime. They also criticised BJP for extending out side support to AAP government in Delhi. The party also said that if BJP didn't withdrawal its support from AAP government then Congress will intensify its agitation against Bhartiya Janta Party. The party leaders would stage dharna to press BJP to withdrawal its support from AAP government. Several other parties including JDU, RJD and SP, cutting across party line slammed BJP for extending outside support to AAP government in Delhi. In the mean time, people said that they will oppose Arvind Kejriwal's metro journey by tooth and nail. People of Delhi said that if they were given power to right to recall then they will first use it against Kejriwal. They threatened to start indefinite hunger strike against Kejriwal if he didn't stop his metro journey. ( By a foolish reporter)

Heavy Security For Arvind Kejriwal

The central government has decided to provide heavy security to Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal. According to unreliable souces the central government took this decision on the basis of intelligence input. Intelligence Agencies have altered the central government that Delhi chief minister may become a easy target of nearly 25000 mosquitoes, who are ready to attack on Mr. Kejriwal any moment. After this report a high alert was sounded in and around Delhi and a ban was imposed on Kejriwal's election campaign. Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed to Arvind Kejriwal' residence. A massive hunt was also launched to catch the Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are being seached on Delhi roads to avert any untoward incident. Delhi chief minister who was in metro train during this development said that he will go to people' court to seek justice. Till filing this report security personals were struggling to get entry into his residence. Delhi chief minister once again reiterated that he has no need of any security. He also threatened to start indefinite hunger strike if the central government forcefully provide him security. He also said that he would seek public opinion over this issue through SMS and facebook. Public opinion would also be sought through AAP website. He also said the people to support his hunger strike to show their anger against the undemocratic decision of the central government. Mr. Kejriwal also invited veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare to led his indefinite hunger strike against the government decision. Mr. Kejriwal also said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched by the Congress-led UPA government and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party to provide him security. ( By a foolish reporter)

Narendra Modi And US Visa

US has once again made it clear that there is no change in US visas policy for BJP PM candidate and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. White House spokesperson in statement made it clear that US is not going to change its visa policy for Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi so that US still believes that Mr. Modi is not an Indian citizen and a elected representative and he has forcibly occupied the chief minister post of Gujrat. White House spokesperson also said that US will end its all relations with India if Gujarat chief minister became Indian prime minister. He said that US wants to improve its relation with China and sees it as a India's alternative . White Spokesperson also said that US is denying visa to Gujarat strong man Narendra Modi because US intelligence agency has alerted president Obama that Gujarat chief minister may become threat for US. He may transfer US technology to Pakistan and China. President Obama has also been alerted by US intelligence Agency that he may hijack US plane during his US visit. US intelligence Agency also cautioned US president Obama that Gujrat chief minister may plant bomb in White house. He also explode bomb in US metro train and may kill US citizen during his US visit. Besides, he may live in America illegally to operate terrorist training camp. He may deliver anti-US speech in a public meeting. He may say US voters to ensure his victory so that he could become Indian prime minister. He may inspire US businessmen to invest in India. He may sake hand with Chinese premiere in America. He may address Chinese businessmen. His popularity graph may go high to US president . US citizen may request him to become US president. White House spokesperson also said that Mr. Modi may fire indiscriminately at public places. Spokesperson has also said US intelligence has found strong link between Islamic militants and Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi. US has strong proof that there has been hands of Gujarat chief minister in bomb blast all over world. Bihar police is seaching him for bomb blast in Patna Hunkar rally and Bihar chief minister has requested US to ensure arrest of Gujrat chief minister. There is specific report that Gujarat strong man provides financial support to run terrorist camps in Pakistan. He inspires Kashmiris militants for violence in India specially in Kashmir.

Arvind Kejriwal Has A Magic Stick

New Delhi: Just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal went in meditation to seek Devine help to fulfil the promises made by his party to voters during Delhi election. In meditation he also signed a pact with Devine power. It is being said that he has been successful in getting many magic sticks from devine power. It is also being said that magic sticks have power to solve the problem of the people. After signing pact with devine power Mr. Kejriwal said that his government was planning to distribute a magic stick to all residents of Delhi so that they could solve their problem with magic stick. He also announced that magic stick will be given to all ministers and officers to solve the problem of the people. Mr. Kejriwal said that with the help of magic stick people would be able in solving their problem in just one moment. He also said that the government wants to empower every resident of Delhi by distributing a magic stick. AAP chief claimed that AAP would get two third majority in forthcoming parliamentary election and would form a government with the help of magic stick. He said that with the help of magic stick corrupt persons could be easily identified and he could be punished. Mr. Kejriwal said that magic stick would ensure 24 hours power and water supply in Delhi. He said that magic stick would stop cross border terrorism. It would end the dowary death in the country. Magic stick would provide job to jobless youth. It would end gender discrimination. Magic stick would control the pollution level in the country. It would also stop natural disasters. ( by a foolish reporter)

Demand To Release First List Of Candidates

New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president Raj Nath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate Narendra Modi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)