Heavy Security For Arvind Kejriwal

The central government has decided to provide heavy security to Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal. According to unreliable souces the central government took this decision on the basis of intelligence input. Intelligence Agencies have altered the central government that Delhi chief minister may become a easy target of nearly 25000 mosquitoes, who are ready to attack on Mr. Kejriwal any moment. After this report a high alert was sounded in and around Delhi and a ban was imposed on Kejriwal's election campaign. Heavy paramilitary forces have been deployed to Arvind Kejriwal' residence. A massive hunt was also launched to catch the Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are being seached on Delhi roads to avert any untoward incident. Delhi chief minister who was in metro train during this development said that he will go to people' court to seek justice. Till filing this report security personals were struggling to get entry into his residence. Delhi chief minister once again reiterated that he has no need of any security. He also threatened to start indefinite hunger strike if the central government forcefully provide him security. He also said that he would seek public opinion over this issue through SMS and facebook. Public opinion would also be sought through AAP website. He also said the people to support his hunger strike to show their anger against the undemocratic decision of the central government. Mr. Kejriwal also invited veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare to led his indefinite hunger strike against the government decision. Mr. Kejriwal also said that a high level conspiracy is being hatched by the Congress-led UPA government and the opposition Bhartiya Janta Party to provide him security. ( By a foolish reporter)

SMS And Facebook Minister In Delhi Government

New Delhi: Aam Admi Party president Arvind Kejriwal has said that he will form a government in Delhi which will run through SMS and Facebook. He also announced that there will be a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister in Delhi government. Talking to reporters in New Delhi at the party headquarter he said that he would run a government through SMS and Facebook and people opinion would be sought on every subject. Mr. Kejriwal said that a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister would be created in Delhi government, which would be more powerful than the chief minister. He also annouced that in his government the key decision will be taken by SMS and Facebook minister and chief minister will have just follow the decision. Mr. Kejriwal said that the chief minister would have to take prior permission from SMS minister to do any thing. AAP leader also said that the next step of the party would be to seek public opinion through SMS and Facebook that who would be minister and what post he would be allotted. He also said that later reshuffle of ministry would be done through SMS and facebook. He also said that his government would solve the all problem of the people through SMS and Facebook. Mr. Kejriwal said that his government would inform people about the importance of SMS and Facebook in people' life. He also advised the people of the country to take all their decisions through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that SMS and Facebook have magic power to solve the problem of the people. He said that people should understand that if SMS and Facebook can change the government then they can also change the lives of the people. He also said that the dream of good governance can be only fulfill through SMS and Facebook. He also predicted that SMS and Facebook would be major role in making the country super power. Mr. Kejriwal also said that people should take help of SMS and Facebook in everything. He also said that SMS and Facebook have power to solve the all problems of the people. AAP chief said that major problem of the country could be easily solved through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that he was considering his political retirement but veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare stop me do so. He also said that Anna Hazare wanted to see him as a Delhi chief minister so he reconsidered his decision of political retirement. He also expressed his commitment for hundred percent decentralization of power in Delhi. ( By Foolish reporter)

Side Effect Of The Election Result

Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi, Madhya Pradesh, Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignation and constipation may increase among politicians and their supporters in the country. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leaders should dream that they won election. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the cases of day dreaming may increase in the country. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Many leaders may see that they are taking oath of prime minister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strong Lokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activist Anna Hazare is considering to join the poltics.

Prevention Is Better Than Cure

Many know that prevention is Better than cure. But few implement it in life. Although I am exception of it. I fully implement this proverb in life. I take several precaution in life to save myself from disease. I always being alert from life style disease diabetes. Because I know that it makes people' life hell. I take extra precaution to save myself from this disease. I often doubt to be affected from this disease. So I go to check up sugar test at least three times in a month. I do not go in government hospital to check up because doctors of government hospitals do not much care of patients. So I go to a private pathology centre for check up. I request to pathologist to conduct my sugar test carefully and do not take it casually. He takes double fee from me for special check up. But till the date my sugar level has been found normal. Although I am not satisfied from test report and strongly believe I have sugar. So I have given my personal number to pathologist. I have also requested him to consider my test report whenever get time and never forget to inform me If high sugar level be found in my blood. I have also requested to pathologist to discuss my case with his seniors because It may be possible that test was not done properly. I have taken his mobile number and often diale his number to know my test report. Doctors say that I have no diabetes and there is no distant possiblity to be. They also say that i can enjoy eating sweets as per my desire. But I do not believe at doctors' advise. So I often change doctors. I have also gone to conduct sugar test in big hospitals of metro cities of the country including Delhi, Kolkata, Mumbai and Chennai. Now I have made plan to go US for sugar test. It may be possible that American doctors found high sugar in my blood. Pray for me that American doctors declare me diabetic and my efforts and money do not go waste. I will like to inform you that my family members want to kill me so they do not praise my efforts instead they say that I have mental problem. My wife has threatened to divorce me if I do not leave method of doubt principle in life. She also says to lodge an FIR against me. My doctor son says that I have no such disease. Now I have decided to write a letter to National Human Right Commission that I am being harassed by wife and son through unnecessary advise. Finally I would like to ask a question from people that is this proverb untrue. If not then why do my family members want to suppress my democratic right.

My Election Campaign

I am going to contest coming parliamentary election. I have decided to contest election because i am a visionary person. I can bring a sea change in administration . I can only bring equality in society. I can only work for social justice. I can only improve poor condition of the
farmers. I can only find sollution of the price rise, unemployment and terrorism. I can only work to root out corruption from the country. So do not be impressed from speeches of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujrat strongman Narendra Modi. They are misleading you. They are making tall claims for political mileage. While my intention is to serve the nation. Though I have a tainted image. But I have a vast experience of robbery, kidnapping, snatching and financial embezzlement. Despite that I have dream to be PM. I have a deep desire that under my able leadership, the country became super power. Ensure my victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. I promise that I would ensure a strong lokpal at centre. Believe it or not I can only form a strong lokpal at centre. So Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare should support my candidature. He should campaign for me. Otherwise It would prove that he has no faith in democratic system of the country. I promise that my iron will change the face of the nation. The progress of the country would depend on my win. My win or defeat would prove that the countrymen want progress of the country or not. My win would accelerate the development of the country. My win would ensure peace and stability in the south Asia. My win would bring solution of Tamil issue. My win would ensure a greater role of the country in the world's affair. My win would ensure permanent solution of middle east crisis. My win would stop cross border terrorism. My win would end Chinese misadventure. My win would provide solution of the present slowdown. My win can only revive the country's economy. My win would also decide that US would remain super power or not. My win would prove a new dawn in lives of every countrymen. And my defeat would prove that Indian society is not liberal and vibrant. Believe it, I am not making tall claims. I have excellent track record to do better in tough situations. I am in jail today because my stars are not in my favour. So I was caught in financial embezzlement. Otherwise i have not commited this crime first time.

Installation Of Sachin's Idol

Bhojpuri Super star Manoj Tiwari should not be criticised for installing an idol of great cracker Sachin Tendulkar at his native village Atarwalia. Because Sachin needs an idol to be famous. Because for cricket lovers he is not like a God. Because he doesn't exist in the hearts of cracker lovers. Probably Monoj Tiwari, who highlighted the name of Kaimur district as well as entire Bhojpuri belt trough his Bhojpuri Songs and films wants to promote idol worshiping in the country, realising that there are less gods to warships for Hindus and there is urgent need to increase the number. He has creativity that reflects in his talent also. His decision to install Sachin's idol shows that he has power to upgrade a man to God. Now celebrities may contact him to be god. Booking is on. Befor installing the idole people know Sachin as a great cricketer, who boosted the moral of Indians through his all round superb performance. But people were not knowning him as a incarnation of the god. So thanks to Manoj Baba to make aware people about new thing regarding Sachin Tendulkar. It is also a fact that famous actor said to be great devotee of goddess Durga so his idol installation campaign can't be taken lightly. It is possible that he may get spiritual realization regarding idol worshiping and installing the idol of great cricketer.

Eco-friendly Diwali

As expected people celebrated Diwali this year with enthusiasm .The speciality of this year's Diwali was this that people celebrated it eco-friendly way like bursting crackers and throwing garbage at public places. They had started preparation for it from long before. They were making their homes neat and clean.They were throwing garbage at roads and lanes. The city administration allowed waterlogging to make attractive look of the city so that foreign tourists returned home with their unique experiences. In my city crackers bursting competition held among the residents. The winners were awarded. The purpose of the competition was to aware people about air pollution and motivate them to reduce the air pollution level. Due to this competition people bursted almost double crackers compare to the previous year. To motivate people for bursting crackers celebrities also actively participated in crackers bursting. Cracker bursting of the senior citizen was key attraction of this year. Smokes of crackers could be seen in the sky till now and its impact would longer exist according to experts. By bursting crackers people also broken this age old misconception that crackers bursting increase pollution level.

Onion Bombs Rocked Delhi

There is a news that some powerful onion bombs rocked the national capital Delhi as a result the price of onion was touched Rs-100 mark. Although there is no causality report till filing of this report. But the doctors suspect rise of heart related problems among people. Doctors also cautioned that if the price of onion continued rising then heart attack cases may rise alarmingly. They advised the heart patients to never read news paper for a few days. In the mean time, the government sounded high alert in and around Delhi and it has advised all state governments to be alert. The government has also said the officials to provide immediate treatment to heart patients. In a statement finance minister criticised the onion for skyrocketing. He also cautioned onion that if it continues skyrocketing then the government will appeal to the people to boycott use of onion in vegetables. Experts are of the view that hard stand of the government will compell the onion to lower its price. The government is seriously considering to hold a grand rally in Ramlila Maidan Delhi against the onion. According to humor satire reporter the government is planning to publish advertisement in all national daly appealing people to take part in huge number to show their anger against onion. The government didn't ruled out the foreign hand in the bomb blast. In its initial reaction the government said that substantial evidence suggests involvement of Pakistan based terrorists, because explosive that was used in blast is generally used by Pakistani terrorists. Pakistani terrorists often explode bombs in their own country as a result the price of essential commodities begin skyrocketing. However the government said that it has directed the investigative agencies to submit their probe report within three months, till then the government action will be pending. The government also said that the issue will be raised with US president Obama and he Will be said to intervene Into the matter. The government will also say to Obama to say Pakistan to take action against the terrorists group which are responsible for rise in onion prices. The government also said that it will not work hastily to lower the price of onion. Instead it will adopt wait and watch policy.The finance minister also suspected that the opposition parties might hatch conspiracy with onion to defame the government. He advised the people to be aware from the opposition parties because their involvement can't be ruled out in skyrocketing price of onion. The finance minister also said that the government can't be held responsible for rise in onion price because the matter is beyond its jurisdiction.

Narendra Modi And United States (US)

My home has changed into battle field. My wife has finally decided to divorce me. All high level talks have been failed in finding the solution. Although the matter of dispute is simple. I am against of modi and the BJP. While my wife is a great fane of Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi. She is of the view that after becoming PM, Modi will ensure all round development of the country. She is also of the view that he can only construct a grand temple at Ayodhya. While i think that if he would become PM then communal voilence may erupt in the country and social fabric may destroy. I am also of the view that Narendra Modi may pose a threat to secularism. He may impose ban on reciting of secularism, a favourite mantra of so-called secularists. After a lot of discussion, no settlement was reched. All high level talks failed even obama intervention has been meaningless . US president Obama has expressed fear that if the issue was not settle of my family, then peace and stability of south Asia may be affected. So, he has sent a special envoy to India to discuss the matter. He also said that he is considering about military action. In the meantime foreign affiar minister in a statement said that dispute of a Indian family is a internal matter of India and no third party intervention will be accepted. The Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has also expressed worry over the taking interest of US in a family dispute of India. He said that he would personally raise the issue with the President Obama. He said that such act of US would affect the relations between the two countries. The prime minister Manmohan Singh has hoped that finally matter will be solved amicably. Russia has condemned the US intervention in an Indian family dispute. Russia has said that US wants to serve its narrow interest. Leaders of the world community have condemned the US and have demanded that the special session of United Nation be convened to discuss the issue.