Demand To Release First List Of Candidates

New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president Raj Nath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate Narendra Modi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)

Side Effect Of The Election Result

Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi, Madhya Pradesh, Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignation and constipation may increase among politicians and their supporters in the country. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leaders should dream that they won election. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the cases of day dreaming may increase in the country. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Many leaders may see that they are taking oath of prime minister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strong Lokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activist Anna Hazare is considering to join the poltics.