Impact Of Love

New Delhi: A young youth was hospitalized with multiple injuries after falling in love with a girl. Soon after the tragic incident he was rushed to hospital where his health was stated to be critical. His condition was being monitored round the clock by world famous doctors. He was still in coma after 24 hours. Doctors who are attending him said to humor-satire news on condition of anonymity that his condition may agravate if he was not heard love song. Doctors also said that popular bollywood songs were being heard to him. And it is believed that he would be okayed after few days. However contrary reports are coming about his injury. As youth parents blamed that News channels are spreading rumors by broadcasting false report. They said that their son was injured with election result. After receiving defeat in an election several injury marks were seen on his body. They demanded reelection for fast recovery of their son. By foolish reporter

Sheila Dikshit Will Be Star Campaigner Of Congress

New Delhi. After Delhi Defeat, Congress party convened a meeting to discuss the poll preparation for forthcoming parliamentary election. In the meeting Congress decided to project former Delhi chief minister Shiela Dikshit as its star campaigner for forthcoming parliamentary election. The party said that former chief minister of Delhi will be party's star campaigner for 2014 election. The congress party also made it clear that she would intensively tour the country and would inform the voters that she was defeated by Arvind Kejriwal under a high level conspiracy. The party leaders are of the view that her defeat would generate a sympathy wave in party's favour. The former chief minister of Delhi would say voters that her government worked with full energy to address the problem of Delhi People but Anti-Congress wave changed all equations. The congress think tanks strongly believe that after making her star campaigner the voters would realise their mistakes and they would vote in party's favour. In the mean time to counter the effect of former Delhi chief minister, Bhartiya Janta Party has decided to change its star campaigner Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for the upcoming parliamentary election. However the party didn't clear the name of its star campaigner but according to unreliable sources the star campaigner of the party may be Arvind Kejriwal, who is willing to join party after Delhi Assembly election. Although BJP is also considering the name of Rahul Gandhi as its star campaigner.

Arvind Kejriwal As A Prime Minister ( PM)

An all party meeting was convened in New Delhi to discuss strategy to make Arvind Kejriwal next prime minister of the country. In the meeting political leaders showered praise on Delhi Chief minister Arvind Kejriwal and said that he is new hope of the country. They also said that under the able leadership of Kejriwal India would emerge as a super power. They also said that Kejriwal is not a leader of only AAP instead he is leader of all parties. Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi, Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar, RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav expressed their desire to campaign for Mr. Kejriwal. Political leaders threw light on his personal life and said that Kejriwal's biggest quality is this that he is a day daydreamer and he may promote people to day dream. The leaders of all parties said that he can solve the problem of the country by daydreaming and may inspire people to daydream. They said that everything is possible for daydreamer like Kejriwal because he sees positiveness in everything. They also said that he can solve all problem of the country in dream. The leaders of all political parties also said that Kejriwal is bold enough because he can sit on hunger Strike for long time against his own government while they can't do the same because disciplinary action may be started against them. The leaders of all parties also said that Kejriwal have mesmerized them and they are doing whatever Kejriwal is willing. Terming Kejriwal as a practical person they ( leaders) said that he strongly believes that greed of a person can be ended through strong lokpal. Political leaders said that they have been greatly effected from Kejriwal's personality. They said that they had been fed up from corruption and they wanted to see implemented Kejriwal ideology into reality. They ( leaders) said that he could only make corruption free India. Political leaders also remembered that Arvind Kejriwal has been idealistic since childhood. Political leaders also said that he has been honest since his childhood. Participants said that he always talks to eradicate corruption from the country, that makes him an interesting man. In every discussion he talks about ideology. They said that he had been flexible in dealing the issue. Political leaders also demanded that Kejriwal should be given Bharat Ratna. In the mean time AAP in a statement slammed leaders of all parties for projecting Arvind Kejriwal as a consensus candidate for the PM post and said that political leaders are projecting him as a leader of all parties for political gain. Important among who attended the meeting were PM Manmohan Singh, Congress President Sonia Gandhi, Congress General Secretary Rahul Gandhi, BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi, BJP president Rajnath Singh, Bihar chief Minister Nithish Kumar,RJD chief Lalu Prasad Yadav and West Bengal chief Minister Mamta Banerjee. The program was conducted by senior congress leader Digvijay Singh. ( By Foolish reporter)

Arvind Kejriwal's Indefinite Hunger Strike

In a surprise move Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal along with his ministers staged dharna at
Jantar Mantar against his own government. He said that until his government has been failed to take any concrete measure for welfare of Delhi citizen. AAP workers also shouted slogans against their own government. Later talking to reporters Mr. Kejriwal said that he would start an indefinite hunger strike from Monday for forcing the AAP government to fulfill its all promises. He said that his hunger strike would continue till ending the corruption from country. Mr. Kejriwal further said that his indefinite hunger strike would continue until AAP government doesn't assure Delhi people that everything will be provided to them free of cost. He also said that his hunger strike would continue until the voters of the country do not assure him that next government would be of AAP and he would be the next prime minister of the country. AAP chief said that his hunger strike would continue until social Activist Anna Hazare doesn't decide to join the poltics. He said that his hunger strike would continue until Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi doesn't accept him next prime minister of the country and decide to campaign for him. Delhi chief minister said that his hunger strike would continue until The Congress Party doesn't announce that the Congress general secreatry Rahul Gandhi would be not projected by the party as a next prime minister. He said that his hunger strike would continue until SP chief Mulaym and BSP chief Mayawati do not leave their ambition to be prime minister of the country. In the mean time, the leaders of all parties praised the move of Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal to go on indefinite hunger strike and said that they are happy that Arvind Kejriwal is going to create history. They also said that they recognise the importance of Arvind Kejriwal in Indian poltics. The leaders of all party also said that Arvind Kejriwal would be their PM candidate for forthcoming parliamentary election.

Special Status For Bihar

In a statement Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi said that his party will support special status demand of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar. Gujrat chief minister also said that he is ready to leave his personal ambition to be PM for the development of Bihar. He said that he would forget his political enmity with Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar for the sake of Bihar. In the mean time, it is being said that Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar may leave his demand for the special Status of Bihar and would not speak a single word for special Status of Bihar in the future because he believes that the issue has become communal with Modi's support. It is also being said that in a day or two Bihar chief minister would address a press conference to formaly announce his decision. Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar would probably say that with Modi's support, issue of special status would become communal Which would be a blow for his secular image. JDU's former spokesperson Shiva Nand Tiwari avoided to direct comment over this issue but indicated that the disciplinary action may be taken against him. Shiva Nand Tiwari also said that Nitish's decision to leave the special issue is his personal's decision and it is not party's decision. He also said that the JDU president Sharad Yadav, who has power to take action against him, may announce his expulsion from the party for leaving the special Status issue of Bihar. Former Bihar chief minister Lalu Yadav said that the real face of Bihar chief minister Nitish Kumar was exposed before the people with the leaving the issue. He also said that there was a poll pact between the JDU and the BJP and both party would contest forthcoming parliamentary election together. Lalu Yadav also said that a wind was blowing in his party's favoure in Bihar to make the prime minister to Rahul Gandhi.