Several Trees Uprooted In Modi Wave In Country

The Aam Aadmi party chief Arvind Kejriwal said on Monday that several trees of AAP leaders and their supporters were uprooted in modi wave. He also said that in a powerful Modi wave many houses of AAP leaders and their supporters were also collapsed in the country. The AAP leader also said that due to Modi wave several party leaders were injured and many became homeless. He also said that maximum casualties were reported from temple city Varanasi from where Modi has decided to contest election. Mr. Kejriwal said that in his Varanasi rally he would access the damage caused by Modi wave and would inform the people about upcoming casualties from Modi wave. Mr. Kejriwal also said assured his party leaders an supporters that if his government came to power he would construct the houses which were uprooted in Modi wave. He also promised that he would ensure plantation of uprooted trees after coming to power. In the mean time AAP supporters staged dharna against the Modi wave and said that they would launch a countrywide agitation to stop the Modi wave. Agitators also demanded compensation for those who have lost their trees and homes in Modi wave. They also warned that if the government failed to take action against Modi and his wave then they would intensify their agitation to force the government to take action. According to Humor Satire reporter Badbolan Guru an FIR has also been lodged against the Bhartiya Janta Party PM candidate Narendra Modi stating that due to his wave several party men in the country have become homeless and they are spending life in shelter houses. The leaders of other political parties also blamed that Gujarat Chief minister Narendra Modi is harassing the opposition leaders through his wave. RJD leaders Lalu Prasad Yadav said that the homes of his many supporters were collapsed and trees were uprooted in Modi wave. The Congress leader Digvijay Singh informed that a meeting of non-BJP leaders will be convened in the country to make strategy to stop Modi wave in the country. In the mean time Meteorological Department has predicted more Modi wave till the next one month and advised non-BJP leaders and their supporters to not take part in election campaigning till one month. (This fake story is based on imagination. )

Step To Ban Ink And Shoes Throwing Incidents

Ink or shoes throwing is bad or right, it is matter of debate but one thing is clear that this has changed poll scenario. As the 2014 parliamentary election may be completly different as far as election campaigning is concerned. People may see political leaders delivering speeches wearing helmets. Political leaders also may be seen wearing helmets during press conference. There is report that the party presidents of all prominent parties have issued special directives to their party leaders to wear helmets 24 hours to avoid ink throwing incidents. They have also been said that if they would not wear helmets following the party order then disciplinary action would be initiated against them. Political parties have also demanded that during press conference, journalists should not be allowed entry with pens because ink of pen may be used in throwing at political leaders Press persons would have also come bare foot to attend the press conference leaving outside their shoes. After some shoes and ink throwing incidents this seems that political parties are extra cautious about the security of their parties' leaders. Political leaders have also been said that if be necessary party leaders should not hesitate in wearing ladies dresses to hide their identity. It is also being said political parties have imported some branded helmets for their parties' leaders. Apart from it, political parties have also bought sarees and lady dresses for the parties' leaders. Political parties have also demanded that use of ink and shoes should be banned in the country so that people could not get ink or shoes to throw. Political parties also warned that if ink and shoes were not banned in the country with immediate effect then they would forces to launch countrywide agitation to force the government to ban ink and shoes in the country.

Latest Fight Between Salman Khan And Shahrukh Khan

Heavy fighting broke out between the supporters of Bollywood actor Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan during filing of their nomination paper of a student union election. At the time of filing nomination paper their supporters clashed with each other. Trouble started when supporters of Shahrukh Khan started airing slogans against Salman Khan. The supporters of Salman Khan opposed it and they scuffled with the supporters of Shahrukh Khan. Supporters of both group injured in clash. Some of them were seriously injured. Seriously injured have been hospitalized in a primary health centre. The police had made elaborate security arrangement for the filing of nomination paper, seeing their criminal records in film. There were possiblities that anti-social elements of films may create ruckus during the filing of nomination paper. So the police were taking extra precautionary measure to avoid any clash. The objections had also been raised over contesting election of both Bollywood stars. People had demanded that they had criminal records in the film so they should be stopped from contesting election of student union. It is mention worthy here that bollywood star Shahrukh Khan and Salman Khan's rivalry is not new. There is a long history of their fight. Even they fought over petty matters in childhood. Gooli danda game often changed into boxing. Both have done their schooling in government primary school. Their master Akhilesh Dash recalls that Salman Khan and Shahrukh Khan were naughty in childhood even they didn't hesitate in teasing old age persons. He further says that under peepal tree of their village, they used to play with their other classmates. Akhilesh Dash also recalls that both were superb fighters. He regretted that his advise was not followed by the guardians of Salman and Shahrukh Khan otherwise they were known boxers of the country. He said that he had spotted his inherent potential and advised their guardians to provide training of boxing for them so that they could highlight the name of the country. But my advise was not followed by their guardians and they had to choose a low profile work of acting in Bollywood industry. Scientists from all over world are also showing interest in research work of their fighting. People are predicting that Salman Khan and Shahrukh khan may get Nobel Peace Prize in the best fighter world group.

Salman Khan Married With Girlfriend

There is a report that Bollywood actor Salman Khan has married with his new girlfriend in a simple ceremony. It is also being said that in the marriage ceremony no Bollywood stars were invited. Family members of Salman Khan and his new girlfriend were also not present at the marriage. Speculations are rife about his new girlfriend and now wife. It is being said that noted Bollywood actor came in contact with his girlfriend during climbing of Everest. He was impressed with her at first glance and fell in love with her. It is also being said that his mind reminded him about his earlier statements that he is not in hurry of marriage but his heart got victory over his mind. It is also being said that his new girlfriend is a daughter of a former king of Mount Everest peak and the king was against the marriage because he didn't want that his girl marry with an unemployed youth. The king had put a condition that Salman Khan first get a job then marry. It is also being said that Salman tried hard to get a job but failed in getting. Finally he eloped the girl and married at a temple. According to Humor Satire News after spreading news of the marriage of Bollywood actor Salman Khan young girls staged dharna at their homes in almost all cities of the country. Bollywood actresses also stopped their suiting and staged dharna at sets against the marriage of Salman Khan. Young girls also took part in demonstrations at several places in the country. The girls were shouting slogan like 'we want justice'. Young girls also blocked the road and rail traffic at several places in the country against the marriage. They also boycotted their works. They also decided that they would never resumed their duties in future. It is also being said that young girls also hold a close door meeting in Mumbai. Speaking on the occasion, participants said that Bollywood actor has broken their heart by marrying a Village girl. They also sought answer from Bollywood actor Salman Khan that what were faults in them that he decided to marry with a unknown girl. They sought explanation from Bollywood actor that why was not invited them in marriage ceremony. It is also being said that Bollywood actor issued a press note and said that he would throw a party to agitating young girls after returning from honeymoon. According to Humor Satire News an FIR was lodged at a unknown police station against the Bollywood actor Salman for breaking hurt of many young girls. There is also an unconfirmed report that an arrest warrant has been issued against the Bollywood actor for his marriage. Report also suggests that Bollywood actor Salman Khan is his hiding from one place to another place along with his new wife to avoid arrest while police are conducting raids at possible hideouts to arrest the Bollywood actor. (By badbolan guru in bura na mano holi hai)

Train Collided With Truk In Mid Air.

In a major accident a high speed train collided with a truk in mid air just after taking off from airport. In accident one crore train passengers were reported to be missing along with train. while no damage of the truk was reported in the accident. All the passengers of the truk were reported to be safe. Missing passengers of the train were being treated on moon based a hospital. According to news bulletin of the hospital all the passengers of the train received serious injury and they are being treated in Intensive Care Unit. The condition of some patients is stated to be critical. Due to collision of the train a high intensity earthquake was also felt in deserted areas of the world causing major damage to property and lives. Thousands homes were destroyed in the deserted areas due to earthquake. A massive search operations was launched to trace the missing train. Substantial evidence is suggesting that debris of train may be founded on mars. Mars government is providing all possible help in search operation of missing train. International community has offered help in search operations of missing train. According to humor satire news soon after taking off the train from an international airport, it was disappeared from radars. All efforts of control room to make contact with train driver was failed. The cause of the accident was stated to be high speed of the train. It is being said that train driver lost control over wheel as a result of it the train collided with Truk and disappeared. An FIR has been lodged in sky police station against all the passengers of train and truk. According to to a report all the passengers of Truk were arrested soon after the accident while police have reached to moon and cordoned of the hospital where missing train passengers are being treated with serious injuries. In the mean time, Human Right group demonstrated at a secret place to press the government to ensure arrest of missing passengers. It is also being said that Human Right Groups also held a close door meeting to make their strategy to ensure the arrest of missing passengers. Speaking on the occasion participants stressed the need to more close door meetings and demonstrations to ensure the arrest of missing train passengers. They also warned the government that they would not stop their close door meetings and demonstrations till the arrest of missing train passengers.