Eco-friendly Diwali

As expected people celebrated Diwali this year with enthusiasm .The speciality of this year's Diwali was this that people celebrated it eco-friendly way like bursting crackers and throwing garbage at public places. They had started preparation for it from long before. They were making their homes neat and clean.They were throwing garbage at roads and lanes. The city administration allowed waterlogging to make attractive look of the city so that foreign tourists returned home with their unique experiences. In my city crackers bursting competition held among the residents. The winners were awarded. The purpose of the competition was to aware people about air pollution and motivate them to reduce the air pollution level. Due to this competition people bursted almost double crackers compare to the previous year. To motivate people for bursting crackers celebrities also actively participated in crackers bursting. Cracker bursting of the senior citizen was key attraction of this year. Smokes of crackers could be seen in the sky till now and its impact would longer exist according to experts. By bursting crackers people also broken this age old misconception that crackers bursting increase pollution level.

Indian Construction Industry

Despite the over all poor performance of the country's economy, there is a boom in Indian construction industry. Big dams and tall buildings are still being constructed here. Construction industry is supporting the country's economy. There is less possiblity of slowdown in construction industry, Because fertile lands are easily available to construct the shopping malls, buildings and factories. Displacing the tribals from their main land is not a tough task for the government. The vote bank equation has only to manage. After managing it, they can be easily displaced from their birth place. Tribal would make hue and cry for a few days but the matter will be finally settled. The imbalance in biodiversity is not a matter of the major consern for the government. Such minor issues will create hurdle in country's development. For the development of the country, biodiversity issue can be set aside. Besides, another reason of the better performance of the construction industry is skyrocketing price of building materials and dearer loan. Experts say that by seeing magnificent construction of some houses it can be said that saying the poor performance of the country's economy is only a propaganda. It is not reality.They say that if the country economy is not doing well then will some people be able in constructing their dream houses. Humor-Satire reporter visited some construction sites in four metropolitan cities of country and found that some people demolish their buildings and re-construct them two or three times in a year .Humor-Satire reporter could not understand the reason and talked to experts to know why are people doing so. Experts said that they are over rich and they are utilizing their money.They want to build their own dream houses so they are demolishing it repeatedly.

Onion Bombs Rocked Delhi

There is a news that some powerful onion bombs rocked the national capital Delhi as a result the price of onion was touched Rs-100 mark. Although there is no causality report till filing of this report. But the doctors suspect rise of heart related problems among people. Doctors also cautioned that if the price of onion continued rising then heart attack cases may rise alarmingly. They advised the heart patients to never read news paper for a few days. In the mean time, the government sounded high alert in and around Delhi and it has advised all state governments to be alert. The government has also said the officials to provide immediate treatment to heart patients. In a statement finance minister criticised the onion for skyrocketing. He also cautioned onion that if it continues skyrocketing then the government will appeal to the people to boycott use of onion in vegetables. Experts are of the view that hard stand of the government will compell the onion to lower its price. The government is seriously considering to hold a grand rally in Ramlila Maidan Delhi against the onion. According to humor satire reporter the government is planning to publish advertisement in all national daly appealing people to take part in huge number to show their anger against onion. The government didn't ruled out the foreign hand in the bomb blast. In its initial reaction the government said that substantial evidence suggests involvement of Pakistan based terrorists, because explosive that was used in blast is generally used by Pakistani terrorists. Pakistani terrorists often explode bombs in their own country as a result the price of essential commodities begin skyrocketing. However the government said that it has directed the investigative agencies to submit their probe report within three months, till then the government action will be pending. The government also said that the issue will be raised with US president Obama and he Will be said to intervene Into the matter. The government will also say to Obama to say Pakistan to take action against the terrorists group which are responsible for rise in onion prices. The government also said that it will not work hastily to lower the price of onion. Instead it will adopt wait and watch policy.The finance minister also suspected that the opposition parties might hatch conspiracy with onion to defame the government. He advised the people to be aware from the opposition parties because their involvement can't be ruled out in skyrocketing price of onion. The finance minister also said that the government can't be held responsible for rise in onion price because the matter is beyond its jurisdiction.

Wal-Mart Lobbying For FDI In India

There is news report that Wal-Mart is still lobbying for enter into Indian market. It should be welcomed by the government of India, which has decided to open retail sector for foreign Direct Investment ( FDI ). It is not a matter of making hue and cry. Wal-Mart is coming in India for social works. It is coming in India to provide jobs to jobless youths. It is coming in India to protect the interest of small shopkeepers, who are earning their livelihoods by opening up small shops. But there is a bad news also that is Wal-Mart wants to open its shops only in big cities and rural India is not in its priority list. It is matter of great concern. It will be injustice for the people of small cities and villages. The government should ensure that retail shops of Wal-Mart be opend in each village. Otherwise the country Will be deprived from the real benifit. And purpose of the government will not serve. The Prime Minister Manmohan Singh should raise the issue with the US president Obama. It is being said that retail gaint is extremely worry for the welfare of small Indian shopkeepers. The retail gaint wants to increase the income of Indian shopkeepers by establishing its own mega market. According to humor-Satire reporter manging director of Wal-Mart has given necessary directions to identify those areas, where shopkeepers can be directly benifited by opening up mega market of Wal-Mart. The government has assured the opposition party that there is no possiblity of any tsunami with entering Wal-Mart into Indian retail sector. The government further says that if tsunami like situation would appear after Wal-Mart entering then It has magic stick to lower the effect. The government has hoped that the opposition parties will be ready to welcome the Wal- Mart after the government assurances. The government has also hoped that the opposition would cooperate with the government, in the larger interest of the people. The government is of the view that Wal-Mart is as necessary as British East India Company. The country had been largely benefited from the British East India Company in Pre-independent era. It had ensured the development of the country. It had created job opportunity and it had provided jobs to unemployed youths. The government has cautioned that if unnecessary hindrance was created and entry of Wal-Mart was stopped, then the country may lose the greatest opportunity. The government also said that without allowing entry to Wal-Mart into Indian retail sector, the country can't be made a super power. The government also said that wherever the Wal-Mart has opened its retail shops small shopkeepers have been hugely benefited.

Skyrocketing Price Of Onion

The Price of onion is being skyrocketing. It has touched Rs 100-mark. It is good news for all. It is good news for the government also, because it can make it an election issue. United Progressive Alliance government now proudly may say to the voters about this unique achievement. The government may say that its policies are pro- poor The government may say that it has honoured onion, which was neglected. It is matter of pride for onion also. They may now come out from inferiority complex that they are less from any vegetables. The government may say to the world that the people of the country are so rich that they do not mind skyrocketing price of onion. The public may feel proud that at least in the government's view they are rich . Poor standard of living of the people, doesn't matter. By allowing skyrocketing price of onion, the government may give beffiting reply to its critics that it doesn't take proactive steps to boost the country's economy. The government also may say to the world community that it has searched a solution of the global slowdown. By allowing skyrocketing prices of essential commodities, the impact of slowdown can be lowered. Several countries have expressed happiness over the new discovery of Indian government. They have said that with the new reserch, the world would be largely benefited and global slowdown will become thing of past days.