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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Price Hike Of LPG Gas Cylinder

The government's decision to hike the price of LPG gas cylinder rocked the entire nation. The tremor was also felt in neighboring countries .Although there was no report of any causuality. Panic was seen among the residents after the price hike of gas cylinder. People were surprised and were not ready to believe it as a true. TV channels were broadcasting it as a breaking news. They all were saying that the hike of LPG Gas price by 3.46 per cylinder is unjust. Experts were talking about the impact of the huge price hike of LPG Gas in the country. They were saying that people would be not able to pay this extra price. Experts were terming it another wrong decision of the Manmohan Singh-led UPA government. Experts were also of the view that the hike would break the backbone of the people. A few other experts were saying that such faulty decision would block the progress of the nation. They were also saying that the poverty would increase from the current price hike of LPG Gas cylinder. Fear was also being expressed to increase of crime graph in the country. Terrorist activities also may rise , it was being said. It was also being said that the Chinese intrusion may increase. The possibility of increase in Pak sponsered terrorism, was also being expressed. It was being said that US president Barack Obama may appeal to Indian government to lower the price of LPG gas, so that it was posing a new threat to international security, especially US security. Political pandits were saying that the Congress has not learnt from the humiliating defeat of the four states. The opposition parties were saying that the government has lost its sense. They were also saying that the people would teach a lesson to the present government by defeating it in forthcoming parliamentry election. They were also saying that the government has no moral right to remain in power. They were saying that If the present government would remain in the power then it may hike the price of all essential commodities by 50 Paisa.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

My Election Campaign

I am going to contest coming parliamentary election. I have decided to contest election because i am a visionary person. I can bring a sea change in administration . I can only bring equality in society. I can only work for social justice. I can only improve poor condition of the
farmers. I can only find sollution of the price rise, unemployment and terrorism. I can only work to root out corruption from the country. So do not be impressed from speeches of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujrat strongman Narendra Modi. They are misleading you. They are making tall claims for political mileage. While my intention is to serve the nation. Though I have a tainted image. But I have a vast experience of robbery, kidnapping, snatching and financial embezzlement. Despite that I have dream to be PM. I have a deep desire that under my able leadership, the country became super power. Ensure my victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. I promise that I would ensure a strong lokpal at centre. Believe it or not I can only form a strong lokpal at centre. So Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare should support my candidature. He should campaign for me. Otherwise It would prove that he has no faith in democratic system of the country. I promise that my iron will change the face of the nation. The progress of the country would depend on my win. My win or defeat would prove that the countrymen want progress of the country or not. My win would accelerate the development of the country. My win would ensure peace and stability in the south Asia. My win would bring solution of Tamil issue. My win would ensure a greater role of the country in the world's affair. My win would ensure permanent solution of middle east crisis. My win would stop cross border terrorism. My win would end Chinese misadventure. My win would provide solution of the present slowdown. My win can only revive the country's economy. My win would also decide that US would remain super power or not. My win would prove a new dawn in lives of every countrymen. And my defeat would prove that Indian society is not liberal and vibrant. Believe it, I am not making tall claims. I have excellent track record to do better in tough situations. I am in jail today because my stars are not in my favour. So I was caught in financial embezzlement. Otherwise i have not commited this crime first time.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

The Truth Behind Price Rise Of Vegetables

People are expressing different opinions over the recent price hike of vegetables. Some see a high level conspiracy behind the recent price hike of vegetables, especially onions, tomatoes and potatoes. Substantial evidences are also supporting this view and are suggesting the involvement of Apple and pomegranates behind this conspiracy. According to humor-satire reporter Apple and pomegranate may hatch conspiracy, Because people are avoiding buying Apple and pomegranate due to their high prices . Apple and pomegranate may think that when the price of onions, potatoes and tomatoes would be skyrocketing, then people would compare the prices and they would buy them. So As a precautionary measure people should distance themselves from Apple and pomegranate and they should avoid buying them. A close vigil should be maintain to watch the activities of apple and pomegranate. A harsh statement against them may be also helpful in discouraging apple and pomegranate. The government of India should order high level probe into the matter to know the truth. Apart from this, people should organise rallies in all district headquarters of the country. In the rallies apple and annar should be held responsible for recent price rise of vegetables. In rallies, the most abusive words should used against apple and pomegranate. Social bycott of apple and pomegranate may be solution of the problem. If the budget of people doesn't allow to buy vegetables then they should not hesitate in taking loan. The government should ensure loan to those who are not able in buying onions, potatoes and tomatoes. There are also some people who differs this view and they suspect Pakistani involvement behind the recent price hike of vegetable items. The Involvement of major players also may not be ruled out. Because their motives may be to derail the country's economy.

Friday, November 1, 2013

Onion Bombs Rocked Delhi

There is a news that some powerful onion bombs rocked the national capital Delhi as a result the price of onion was touched Rs-100 mark. Although there is no causality report till filing of this report. But the doctors suspect rise of heart related problems among people. Doctors also cautioned that if the price of onion continued rising then heart attack cases may rise alarmingly. They advised the heart patients to never read news paper for a few days. In the mean time, the government sounded high alert in and around Delhi and it has advised all state governments to be alert. The government has also said the officials to provide immediate treatment to heart patients. In a statement finance minister criticised the onion for skyrocketing. He also cautioned onion that if it continues skyrocketing then the government will appeal to the people to boycott use of onion in vegetables. Experts are of the view that hard stand of the government will compell the onion to lower its price. The government is seriously considering to hold a grand rally in Ramlila Maidan Delhi against the onion. According to humor satire reporter the government is planning to publish advertisement in all national daly appealing people to take part in huge number to show their anger against onion. The government didn't ruled out the foreign hand in the bomb blast. In its initial reaction the government said that substantial evidence suggests involvement of Pakistan based terrorists, because explosive that was used in blast is generally used by Pakistani terrorists. Pakistani terrorists often explode bombs in their own country as a result the price of essential commodities begin skyrocketing. However the government said that it has directed the investigative agencies to submit their probe report within three months, till then the government action will be pending. The government also said that the issue will be raised with US president Obama and he Will be said to intervene Into the matter. The government will also say to Obama to say Pakistan to take action against the terrorists group which are responsible for rise in onion prices. The government also said that it will not work hastily to lower the price of onion. Instead it will adopt wait and watch policy.The finance minister also suspected that the opposition parties might hatch conspiracy with onion to defame the government. He advised the people to be aware from the opposition parties because their involvement can't be ruled out in skyrocketing price of onion. The finance minister also said that the government can't be held responsible for rise in onion price because the matter is beyond its jurisdiction.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Narendra Modi And United States (US)

My home has changed into battle field. My wife has finally decided to divorce me. All high level talks have been failed in finding the solution. Although the matter of dispute is simple. I am against of modi and the BJP. While my wife is a great fane of Gujrat chief minister Narendra Modi. She is of the view that after becoming PM, Modi will ensure all round development of the country. She is also of the view that he can only construct a grand temple at Ayodhya. While i think that if he would become PM then communal voilence may erupt in the country and social fabric may destroy. I am also of the view that Narendra Modi may pose a threat to secularism. He may impose ban on reciting of secularism, a favourite mantra of so-called secularists. After a lot of discussion, no settlement was reched. All high level talks failed even obama intervention has been meaningless . US president Obama has expressed fear that if the issue was not settle of my family, then peace and stability of south Asia may be affected. So, he has sent a special envoy to India to discuss the matter. He also said that he is considering about military action. In the meantime foreign affiar minister in a statement said that dispute of a Indian family is a internal matter of India and no third party intervention will be accepted. The Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has also expressed worry over the taking interest of US in a family dispute of India. He said that he would personally raise the issue with the President Obama. He said that such act of US would affect the relations between the two countries. The prime minister Manmohan Singh has hoped that finally matter will be solved amicably. Russia has condemned the US intervention in an Indian family dispute. Russia has said that US wants to serve its narrow interest. Leaders of the world community have condemned the US and have demanded that the special session of United Nation be convened to discuss the issue.

Friday, October 18, 2013

Privatization Of The Air India

The government is fearful that with the privatization of Air India, a power full earthquake may occur in Indian subcontinet and heavy causalities may reported in the entire India. While few others who are not agree with the government view say that with the privatization of Air India, super cyclone may take into grip to the entire India. As a result of heavy causalities may be reported from all parts of the country. So There is no need of privatization of Air India. The country can not bear such devastating result. Ajit Singh further said that privatization of Air India would not be in national interest, so the government can't take this unpopular decision. Keeping in all views in mind, the Civil Aviation Minister Ajit Singh assured the nation that the government is not willing to privatize Air India and it is ready to bear the loss of 11-core per day. Detailing reason why is the government not willing to privatize Air India, he said that from the privatizationit, the dream of several leaders to be PM may end. He said that with the privatization the opposition parties may polarize in national interest and third front may be reality. Besides, The left parties may see conspiracy of United State America in privatization. The opposition parties do not accept that Air India's per day loss is 11- core. So they may create propaganda against the government and may use it for their political benifit. He said that The Air India is not putting any additional burden on Indian economy. So there is no need of privatization. However, he made it clear that it doesn't mean the government is working under any presure. Citing example, he said that despite all round pressure on the government to take bold decision to overcome from the present economic crisis, the government remained silent and did not move a step forward in this direction. Ajit Singh said that the government is not in favoure of its privatization, because from it, the poor would not be able in treveling planes , which they often use in their journey.