SMS And Facebook Minister In Delhi Government

New Delhi: Aam Admi Party president Arvind Kejriwal has said that he will form a government in Delhi which will run through SMS and Facebook. He also announced that there will be a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister in Delhi government. Talking to reporters in New Delhi at the party headquarter he said that he would run a government through SMS and Facebook and people opinion would be sought on every subject. Mr. Kejriwal said that a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister would be created in Delhi government, which would be more powerful than the chief minister. He also annouced that in his government the key decision will be taken by SMS and Facebook minister and chief minister will have just follow the decision. Mr. Kejriwal said that the chief minister would have to take prior permission from SMS minister to do any thing. AAP leader also said that the next step of the party would be to seek public opinion through SMS and Facebook that who would be minister and what post he would be allotted. He also said that later reshuffle of ministry would be done through SMS and facebook. He also said that his government would solve the all problem of the people through SMS and Facebook. Mr. Kejriwal said that his government would inform people about the importance of SMS and Facebook in people' life. He also advised the people of the country to take all their decisions through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that SMS and Facebook have magic power to solve the problem of the people. He said that people should understand that if SMS and Facebook can change the government then they can also change the lives of the people. He also said that the dream of good governance can be only fulfill through SMS and Facebook. He also predicted that SMS and Facebook would be major role in making the country super power. Mr. Kejriwal also said that people should take help of SMS and Facebook in everything. He also said that SMS and Facebook have power to solve the all problems of the people. AAP chief said that major problem of the country could be easily solved through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that he was considering his political retirement but veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare stop me do so. He also said that Anna Hazare wanted to see him as a Delhi chief minister so he reconsidered his decision of political retirement. He also expressed his commitment for hundred percent decentralization of power in Delhi. ( By Foolish reporter)

Kejriwal Ready To Form A Government

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal said that he was being forced by the political parties to form a government in Delhi. He also expressed doubt of a nexus between the Congress and the people of the country to divert his attention from the real issue (PM post). Aam Admi Party president said that people' desire that he ( Mr. Kejriwal ) should become the chief minister of Delhi showed that people were also a part of high level conspiracy with the political parties . Addressing a press conference in New Delhi he blamed on the Congress of hatching a high level conspiracy to make him chief Minister of Delhi. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet Veteran social activist Anna Hazare to aknowledge him about his pain. He also blamed that political parties were creating confusion in his mind by saying that his fate might be like Lok Janshakti Party president Ram Vilash Paswan. He also made it clear that he didn't come into poltics to fulfill his political ambition instead he came into poltics to serve the nation by forming a strong Lokpal at centre. He also indicated that he might start indefinite hunger strike if political political parties continued their negative propaganda against him. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal threatened that if political parties continued their negative propaganda against him then he might leave poltics after meeting with Anna Hazare. He described the Congress offer of unconditional support to him as a trap and said that efforts were being made by the Congress to sideline him to clear the way of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi to become prime minister. He also blamed that he was being forced by the political parties to dream only for the chief minister post. He also made it clear that nothing less than the PM post would be acceptable for him.

Us Misbehaved With Devyani Khobragade To End Terrorism

US president Barack Obama has said that India should not make a prestige issue of shocking misbehaving incident with Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade in US and It should see it in border context. Addressing a jam packed press conference in White House he expressed surprise on India's hard stand over this issue. He said that in his view nothing wrong happened with Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade And US security agency did only whatever was necessary at that juncture. He also said that India never took seriously such incidents of past because it knew that US was doing all these to end international terrorism. Mr. Obama also said that in taking action against Devyani Khobragade her dignity and diplomatic stature were kept in mind. He also reminded India that this is not a first incident of its kind and such incidents had happened in past also. US president also reminded India that US had been excellent track record in this regard and never such question was raised in past. He also said that US had always given full respect to foreign diplomats especially Indian diplomats. Mr. Obama also said that US had specific report that Indian diplomats may enter into US with arms and explosive materials so they were specially checked at US airports. US president also justified US misbehave with Devyani Khobragade saying that there was specific intelligence input that Indian diplomats may become a threat to US citizen. He also said that US had not violated any international law by misbehaving Indian diplomat Devyani Khobragade instead it had done a commendable job to make the world safe. Speaking on India's demand to US apology he said that it was not just for the better relations between two countries. US president hoped that India would realise its mistake in this regard and Indian diplomats would be mentally ready for such treatment in future. US president also made it clear that US official would continue their work with seriousness in future also.

Congress Thanked SP For Supporting The Lokpal Bill

Credit goes to the Samajwadi Party for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok Sabha. Credit goes to Shiv Sena for passing the Lokpal Bill in the Lok shabha. Without their cooperation Lokpal Bill could not pass by the Lok Sabha. Both parties worked hard for building consensus among political parties to pass the Lokpal Bill. The SP chief had threatened the Congress-led UPA government at centre that if it would not work for getting nod of Lok Sabha then the Samajwadi party would withdrawal its support from the government. As result the Congress accelerated its effort to build consensus among political parties over this issue. Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare who was on indefinite hunger strike, has praised the role of the SP chief and said that Team Anna is thankful for his support. Anna Hazare reportedly also expressed his desire to campaign for the SP in forthcoming parliamentary election. According to humor-Satire reporter Aam Admi party (AAP) chief Arvind Kejriwal also thanked SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav for his effort to pass the Lokpal Bill in Lok Sabha. Mr. Kejriwal also said that he was willing to form pre-poll Alliance at national level with the SP. On the other hand the Congress celebrated this occassin as victory day. The party leaders also remembered the contribution of the Samajwadi Party( SP). The congress President Sonia Gandhi wrote a letter to the SP chief Mulayam Singh Yadav and expressed her gratitude-towards him. She probably also said that to keep the communal forces at bay Congress would need support of the SP. The Congress president Sonia Gandhi criticised the team Anna and AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal for creating hurdle in passing the Lokpal Bill. She said that continuous agitation of Anna Hazare diverted the attention of the government from the Lokpal Bill. She said that team Anna was responsible for delay in passing the Lokpal Bill by the parliament. The Congress chief also said that the development of the country was affected due to hunger strike of Anna Hazare. She also said that in upcoming election Anna would receive defeat in the election because the people of the country would teach him a lesson. Sonia Gandhi also said that Anna's ambition to become PM would be never fulfil. She also said that the Congress would make it an election issue in coming parliamentary election and would expose the double face of the BJP which didn't support the Lokpal Bill in the parliament. The Congress chief expressed her gratitude towards the SP chief Mulaym Singh Yadav and said that the Congress was ready to make him next PM. On passing the Lokpal Bill Uttar Pradesh chief Minister Akhilesh Yadav said that the party was in favour of strong Lokpal from long before but due BSP it could not say publicly. He also said that the party would make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. In the mean time, the principle opposition party BJP congratulated the Gujarat Chief Minister and the party PM candidate Narendra Modi for preparing the Bihar chief Minister Nitish Kumar to support the Lokpal Bill in parliament. According to the party, veteran Leader Lal Krishna Advani has also praised Gujarat chief Minister Narendra Modi and has written on his blog that the party would hugely benefited under his leadership. (By a foolish reporter)

Lokpal Bill Is Not In National Interest

After getting approval of Lokpal Bill by the Lok Sabha, a emergency meeting was Convened by a noted tainted minister at his residence to discuss the emerging situation and future course action. A large number of corrupt bureaucrats, corrupt political leaders, land grabers, chain snatchers and smugglers attended the meeting. In the meeting they discussed how to find new way of corruption. In the meeting innovative ideas were sought from the participating members and they were advised to be innovative in this regard. They were also said to spend time in research work to find new ways of corruption. In the meeting, it was also said that special awards would be given to those members who would suggest new ideas of corruption. In the meeting a resolution was also passed criticising the Lokpal Bill and vowing to fight till their last breath for throwing it in garbage. In the meeting, particating members expressed their concerned over the Lokpal Bill and said that through Lokpal Bill efforts were being made in the country to curtail the democratic rights of the people. Participants said that in democracy everyone had right to choose their profession of their own choice and the state could not force people to choose a particular profession. They also said that Lokpal Bill would block the progress of the nation so that corrupt persons would feel suffocated from it and they would not be able to work in a free atmosphere. They also predicted that if Lokpal Bill came into existence then a powerful cyclone might come in the country. They said that Lokpal Bill would aggravate the problem of unemployment, which would not be in the national interest. They blamed that the government was hatching conspircy to curtail the power of civilised persons like them. They also expressed sorrow over the role of so-called intellectuals in society and said that they did not made any effort to stop the bill. They said that The National Human Right commission should take cognisance of the situation and it should come forward to protect the right of people. They also expressed their full faith in Indian judiciary and hoped that they would get justice one day. They also said that US president Barack Obama should intervene in this matter and and he should say to Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to ensure the democratic rights of the people. They also criticised team Anna and AAP president Arvind Kejriwal for forcing the government for Lokpal Bill and blamed that they were working on the behalf of foreign power.