Side Effect Of The Election Result

Many side effects may be seen of the election results of Delhi, Madhya Pradesh, Chhatishgarh and Rajasthan. Seeing the high speed wave of the election result high alert was sounded in and around Delhi. Disaster management team was said to be alert. In a statement a team of doctors said that due to the election result of five States the cases of indignation and constipation may increase among politicians and their supporters in the country. Doctors also said that political leaders should take fiber rich food in their diet for some days. Although some doctors differ from their advise and say that leaders should dream that they won election. According to weather department many parts of the country may receive heavy to very heavy rain due to election result of five States. Other symptoms also may be seen. As many may live in complete disbelief for many days that they recieve defeat in the election. Although doctors say that such disbelief is good for their health. Many may claim of chest pain. Some of them may see foul playing in the election results. Many leaders may feel that they were cheated by the voters. According to humor-satire reporter completly new symptoms also may be seen like being overjoyed, losing peace of mind. It is also being said that the cases of day dreaming may increase in the country. As many may see their parties getting two third majority in coming parliamentry election. Many leaders may see that they are taking oath of prime minister. People also may dream that upcoming government would be accountable and would accelerate the development of the country. People may feel that their fate is going to be changed. They may realise that their concerns are being fully addressed by the new government. Some may dream of corruption-free society. Some may feel that work are being done to pass the strong Lokpal. Some may feel that veteran social activist Anna Hazare is considering to join the poltics.

Prevention Is Better Than Cure

Many know that prevention is Better than cure. But few implement it in life. Although I am exception of it. I fully implement this proverb in life. I take several precaution in life to save myself from disease. I always being alert from life style disease diabetes. Because I know that it makes people' life hell. I take extra precaution to save myself from this disease. I often doubt to be affected from this disease. So I go to check up sugar test at least three times in a month. I do not go in government hospital to check up because doctors of government hospitals do not much care of patients. So I go to a private pathology centre for check up. I request to pathologist to conduct my sugar test carefully and do not take it casually. He takes double fee from me for special check up. But till the date my sugar level has been found normal. Although I am not satisfied from test report and strongly believe I have sugar. So I have given my personal number to pathologist. I have also requested him to consider my test report whenever get time and never forget to inform me If high sugar level be found in my blood. I have also requested to pathologist to discuss my case with his seniors because It may be possible that test was not done properly. I have taken his mobile number and often diale his number to know my test report. Doctors say that I have no diabetes and there is no distant possiblity to be. They also say that i can enjoy eating sweets as per my desire. But I do not believe at doctors' advise. So I often change doctors. I have also gone to conduct sugar test in big hospitals of metro cities of the country including Delhi, Kolkata, Mumbai and Chennai. Now I have made plan to go US for sugar test. It may be possible that American doctors found high sugar in my blood. Pray for me that American doctors declare me diabetic and my efforts and money do not go waste. I will like to inform you that my family members want to kill me so they do not praise my efforts instead they say that I have mental problem. My wife has threatened to divorce me if I do not leave method of doubt principle in life. She also says to lodge an FIR against me. My doctor son says that I have no such disease. Now I have decided to write a letter to National Human Right Commission that I am being harassed by wife and son through unnecessary advise. Finally I would like to ask a question from people that is this proverb untrue. If not then why do my family members want to suppress my democratic right.

My Election Campaign

I am going to contest coming parliamentary election. I have decided to contest election because i am a visionary person. I can bring a sea change in administration . I can only bring equality in society. I can only work for social justice. I can only improve poor condition of the
farmers. I can only find sollution of the price rise, unemployment and terrorism. I can only work to root out corruption from the country. So do not be impressed from speeches of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi and Gujrat strongman Narendra Modi. They are misleading you. They are making tall claims for political mileage. While my intention is to serve the nation. Though I have a tainted image. But I have a vast experience of robbery, kidnapping, snatching and financial embezzlement. Despite that I have dream to be PM. I have a deep desire that under my able leadership, the country became super power. Ensure my victory in forthcoming parliamentary election. I promise that I would ensure a strong lokpal at centre. Believe it or not I can only form a strong lokpal at centre. So Veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare should support my candidature. He should campaign for me. Otherwise It would prove that he has no faith in democratic system of the country. I promise that my iron will change the face of the nation. The progress of the country would depend on my win. My win or defeat would prove that the countrymen want progress of the country or not. My win would accelerate the development of the country. My win would ensure peace and stability in the south Asia. My win would bring solution of Tamil issue. My win would ensure a greater role of the country in the world's affair. My win would ensure permanent solution of middle east crisis. My win would stop cross border terrorism. My win would end Chinese misadventure. My win would provide solution of the present slowdown. My win can only revive the country's economy. My win would also decide that US would remain super power or not. My win would prove a new dawn in lives of every countrymen. And my defeat would prove that Indian society is not liberal and vibrant. Believe it, I am not making tall claims. I have excellent track record to do better in tough situations. I am in jail today because my stars are not in my favour. So I was caught in financial embezzlement. Otherwise i have not commited this crime first time.

Bharat Ratna To Sachin Tendulkar

Every one has objection on giving Bharat Ratna to Master blaster Sachin Tendulkar. Because he has not highlighted the name of the country. He has not given a new hight to Indian cricket as well as to the world cricket. He has never ensured victory for Indian cricket team and always played for making his personal records. He has not been serious towards cricket. He has not motivated young cricketers. And no one accept him as his ideals. He is not worshiped like god among cricket lovers. He has not been friendly with the players. He wanted his supremacy everywhere. He had not been disciplined in the field during his entire cricket career. He has always raised questions on empire's decision. And by god grace became success in cricket.

Take back Lata Mangeshkar's Bharat Ratna

Mumbai congress chief should not be criticised for saying that Bharat Ratna should be withdrawal from noted singer Lata Mangeshkar, instead he should be awarded by the congress party, by giving him some bigger responsibility and key post. The reason is that he has not committed any crime by saying so. It is a his freedom of expression . While noted singer Lata Mangeshkar has committed a serious crime by publicly praising Gujarat Chief Minister Narendra Modi and expressing her desire to see him as a next prime minister. Her desire comes under the rarest rare crime category. Because Noted singer's praise to Modi is highly objectionable. A case should be registered against her under the various sections of IPC. Her desire to see Modi as a PM also violates international laws. So according to international law, cases should be registered and trial should be started. Besides, as a citizen she has no right to praise anyone and express her desire to see any one as a PM. It is gross violation of freedom of expression. But those who deliver anti national speeches and work against the interest of the country, should be allowed to move freely in the country.