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Tuesday, November 19, 2013
The Truth Behind Price Rise Of Vegetables
People are expressing different opinions over the recent price hike of vegetables. Some see a high level conspiracy behind the recent price hike of vegetables, especially onions, tomatoes and potatoes. Substantial evidences are also supporting this view and are suggesting the involvement of Apple and pomegranates behind this conspiracy. According to humor-satire reporter Apple and pomegranate may hatch conspiracy, Because people are avoiding buying Apple and pomegranate due to their high prices . Apple and pomegranate may think that when the price of onions, potatoes and tomatoes would be skyrocketing, then people would compare the prices and they would buy them. So As a precautionary measure people should distance themselves from Apple and pomegranate and they should avoid buying them. A close vigil should be maintain to watch the activities of apple and pomegranate. A harsh statement against them may be also helpful in discouraging apple and pomegranate. The government of India should order high level probe into the matter to know the truth. Apart from this, people should organise rallies in all district headquarters of the country. In the rallies apple and annar should be held responsible for recent price rise of vegetables. In rallies, the most abusive words should used against apple and pomegranate. Social bycott of apple and pomegranate may be solution of the problem. If the budget of people doesn't allow to buy vegetables then they should not hesitate in taking loan. The government should ensure loan to those who are not able in buying onions, potatoes and tomatoes. There are also some people who differs this view and they suspect Pakistani involvement behind the recent price hike of vegetable items. The Involvement of major players also may not be ruled out. Because their motives may be to derail the country's economy.
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Bharat Ratna To Sachin Tendulkar
Every one has objection on giving Bharat Ratna to Master blaster Sachin Tendulkar. Because he has not highlighted the name of the country. He has not given a new hight to Indian cricket as well as to the world cricket. He has never ensured victory for Indian cricket team and always played for making his personal records. He has not been serious towards cricket. He has not motivated young cricketers. And no one accept him as his ideals. He is not worshiped like god among cricket lovers. He has not been friendly with the players. He wanted his supremacy everywhere. He had not been disciplined in the field during his entire cricket career. He has always raised questions on empire's decision. And by god grace became success in cricket.
Take back Lata Mangeshkar's Bharat Ratna
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Manmohan Singh Will Not Attend CHOGM
There is a report that the prime minister Manmohan Singh has decided to not attend the CHOGM summit sheduled to be held in Colombo .The National Progressive Alliance government ( UPA) has taken this decision with due consideration. Probably, The PM Manmohan Singh has decided this to show that foreign policy of the country is not being decided according to vote bank policy. The decision of the PM to not attend the proposed summit also shows that the government is not working under any pressure. It also shows that regional parties are allowing the government to take decision in national interest instead of narrow political gain. It also shows that the regional parties are not underestimating the PM and lowering the dignity of the PM post. It is also a fact that the decision to not attend the CHOGM meeting will be strategically important. China and Pakistan will not take advantage of the situation . The decision will not provide a chance to China to play a bigger role in Shri Lanka . The PM decised to not attend the summit because he will not be allowed there to speak about Tamils plight. He took the decision to not attend the summit, because he could not say there to Shri Lankan government to take necessary step to provide equality to Tamils in Shri Lankan society. It is not true that the political parties of Tamil Nadu were putting pressure on the government that the PM should not take part in proposed summit. Experts are of the view that let the regional parties dictate the foreign policy of the country. Not allowing to do so will mean that the government doesn't respect its alliance partners in taking important decision. They also say that before leaving the country to take part in any summit, the prime minister should take prior permission from its alliance partners. It is not true that the larger interest of the country is not irrelevant in coalition age and Local issues are important.
Vegetables Price Rise
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