Arvind Kejriwal Has A Magic Stick

New Delhi: Just after taking oath as a Delhi chief minister AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal went in meditation to seek Devine help to fulfil the promises made by his party to voters during Delhi election. In meditation he also signed a pact with Devine power. It is being said that he has been successful in getting many magic sticks from devine power. It is also being said that magic sticks have power to solve the problem of the people. After signing pact with devine power Mr. Kejriwal said that his government was planning to distribute a magic stick to all residents of Delhi so that they could solve their problem with magic stick. He also announced that magic stick will be given to all ministers and officers to solve the problem of the people. Mr. Kejriwal said that with the help of magic stick people would be able in solving their problem in just one moment. He also said that the government wants to empower every resident of Delhi by distributing a magic stick. AAP chief claimed that AAP would get two third majority in forthcoming parliamentary election and would form a government with the help of magic stick. He said that with the help of magic stick corrupt persons could be easily identified and he could be punished. Mr. Kejriwal said that magic stick would ensure 24 hours power and water supply in Delhi. He said that magic stick would stop cross border terrorism. It would end the dowary death in the country. Magic stick would provide job to jobless youth. It would end gender discrimination. Magic stick would control the pollution level in the country. It would also stop natural disasters. ( by a foolish reporter)

Demand To Release First List Of Candidates

New Delhi: leaders of all political parties demanded their parties presidents to release the first list of candidates as quick as possible otherwise their fate may hang in balance. They also expressed fear that delay in announcing the name may make them jobless. Not only this, delay may pose a threat to national security. They also said that if delay was done in announcing the first list then the country may leave far behind in development. They also said that if the first list was announced early then cross-border terrorism may stop. They also said with announcing the first list, Chinese misadventure would stop. Political leaders also said that if list was announced on time then it would stop brain-drain from the country. Now news in detail. A group of BJP leaders demanded the party president Raj Nath Singh to announce the first list of party candidates for the upcoming parliamentary election much before the election. They also said that declaring the name of the candidates will be larger interest of the party because they will decide their future course of action accordingly. If their names will be in the list then they will sart their campaign for the party much before and if their name will be not in list then they will try to contest election on other party's ticket. They also appealed the party chief to consider this matter sympathetically. They also said if delay was done in announcing the first list then they may loss their jobs and may be unemployed. Similar demand was also made by the Congress party's leaders saying that if delay was done announcing the name then AAP may come in power. They also said if they knew at last moment that they have been denied party ticket then would not get time to shower praise towards BJP's PM candidate Narendra Modi to get ticket. They also said that the party should know that "time is money". ( By a foolish reporter)

Corruption Is The Biggest Problem Before Nation

New Delhi: After deep research the Congress general Secretary Rahul Gandhi found that corruption is the biggest hurdle in the development of the country. Addressing a election rally at party headquarter in New Delhi on Monday he said that during five year term of Congress-led UPA government he intensively researched on corruption and found corruption as the main problem of the country. The Congress is upbeat on Mr. Gandhi's research and announced that the party will make it an election issue in forthcoming parliamentary election. The Congress party also announced that Mr. Gandhi will be awarded by the party president at a special function. Congress spokesman Manish Tewari talking to reporters in New Delhi said that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would honour him for his unique research. On the other hand, The Bhartiya Janta Party claimed that before Mr. Gandhi, the BJP PM candidate Narendra Modi had conducted research on corruption and he had found the corruption as a big problem in the country's development. The BJP also blamed that Mr. Gandhi is trying to take credit of Mr. Modi's research work. The party also demanded that the Congress president Sonia Gandhi should award Gujarat chief minister Narendra Modi for his unique research. The party also said that before the research work of Mr. Modi no-one in country knows that corruption is the biggest hurdle in country's development. BJP also said that if the Congress president Sonia Gandhi would not honour him then the party president Raj Nath Singh would honour Mr. Modi at a special function. In the mean time, AAP in a statement blamed on both the Congress and the BJP for misleading people. The party also said that the real credit goes to AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal who first time termed corruption as the biggest challenge before the nation. Before his announcement no-one knows this fact even Social Activist Anna Hazare also didn't know. (By foolish reporter.)

SMS And Facebook Minister In Delhi Government

New Delhi: Aam Admi Party president Arvind Kejriwal has said that he will form a government in Delhi which will run through SMS and Facebook. He also announced that there will be a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister in Delhi government. Talking to reporters in New Delhi at the party headquarter he said that he would run a government through SMS and Facebook and people opinion would be sought on every subject. Mr. Kejriwal said that a separate post of SMS and Facebook minister would be created in Delhi government, which would be more powerful than the chief minister. He also annouced that in his government the key decision will be taken by SMS and Facebook minister and chief minister will have just follow the decision. Mr. Kejriwal said that the chief minister would have to take prior permission from SMS minister to do any thing. AAP leader also said that the next step of the party would be to seek public opinion through SMS and Facebook that who would be minister and what post he would be allotted. He also said that later reshuffle of ministry would be done through SMS and facebook. He also said that his government would solve the all problem of the people through SMS and Facebook. Mr. Kejriwal said that his government would inform people about the importance of SMS and Facebook in people' life. He also advised the people of the country to take all their decisions through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that SMS and Facebook have magic power to solve the problem of the people. He said that people should understand that if SMS and Facebook can change the government then they can also change the lives of the people. He also said that the dream of good governance can be only fulfill through SMS and Facebook. He also predicted that SMS and Facebook would be major role in making the country super power. Mr. Kejriwal also said that people should take help of SMS and Facebook in everything. He also said that SMS and Facebook have power to solve the all problems of the people. AAP chief said that major problem of the country could be easily solved through SMS and Facebook. AAP chief also said that he was considering his political retirement but veteran Social Activist Anna Hazare stop me do so. He also said that Anna Hazare wanted to see him as a Delhi chief minister so he reconsidered his decision of political retirement. He also expressed his commitment for hundred percent decentralization of power in Delhi. ( By Foolish reporter)

Kejriwal Ready To Form A Government

AAP leader Arvind Kejriwal said that he was being forced by the political parties to form a government in Delhi. He also expressed doubt of a nexus between the Congress and the people of the country to divert his attention from the real issue (PM post). Aam Admi Party president said that people' desire that he ( Mr. Kejriwal ) should become the chief minister of Delhi showed that people were also a part of high level conspiracy with the political parties . Addressing a press conference in New Delhi he blamed on the Congress of hatching a high level conspiracy to make him chief Minister of Delhi. Mr. Kejriwal said that he would soon meet Veteran social activist Anna Hazare to aknowledge him about his pain. He also blamed that political parties were creating confusion in his mind by saying that his fate might be like Lok Janshakti Party president Ram Vilash Paswan. He also made it clear that he didn't come into poltics to fulfill his political ambition instead he came into poltics to serve the nation by forming a strong Lokpal at centre. He also indicated that he might start indefinite hunger strike if political political parties continued their negative propaganda against him. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal threatened that if political parties continued their negative propaganda against him then he might leave poltics after meeting with Anna Hazare. He described the Congress offer of unconditional support to him as a trap and said that efforts were being made by the Congress to sideline him to clear the way of the Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi to become prime minister. He also blamed that he was being forced by the political parties to dream only for the chief minister post. He also made it clear that nothing less than the PM post would be acceptable for him.